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THE MOttXIX(i ASTOKIAX, ASTOHIA. OIIKCOX.
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 7. 90
In 1950.
r TITLE lh antes ilashctl en tvelr
mittl f iiro r
With 11 tcrrINc "Honk, bonk"
hnrk.
And the airships Jtippcil through the lit
mosphere
Marked, "Saturn to Central Park.'
While the whistle shrieked nn.t tin- whd
ground rrrukfsl
Ai the trains underneath 11 rrm
And policemen swore mid t lie tritBc'i
rour.
I suddenly spied n man
Of that aiitl.iuat.'d,
Ivclmnted,
Hunted and hated
Clan,
The Rrnus prdrstrlun.
And while T looked he murmured "Ah!"
1 dodged an old airship tliat.
Pwcrlblng a nem pamlviu.
Most kffnbly brushed m hat
And Just na he spoke he rnti'ked a Joke
And dodged n balloon and ran
From a train of curs that was 1-ound foi
Mars;
Then he laughed and iic.tir. N c .n.
"You have contemplated
The sole belated
Vnextlrpatcd
Man
Of habits pedestrian."
1 storped my electric cab and said,
"Tie better to whli or fly.
For If you do not you'll soon W dead.
And 'tlsn't good form to die."
But he llftwl his ill, with a friendlj
mile.
And his talking as follows ran
(While be made a dlv and escaped alive
From a. thundering auto van):
"Oh. I'm that very
Vnsedentary,
Agile Ameri
can. The final pedestrian!"
Thomas R. Ybarra In New Tork Tlmie.
HAcsrpts With l'lfaser."
Mr. Crow Come on, Maria, tbore'a a
nice old gentleniau waving to us tc
come down and eat some seeds. St
Louie Post-Phspati'b.
Bo He Beat Her,
Glass Eater-Tbe tattooed lady hasjwu,t sel, auiev Enauire 207 Nineth
vtvkcu uu uri riij$a$rujrui iu iue in-
low who plays the kettle drum In the
rcbefltra.
vi. m , - . v. i i
Lightning Calculator No wonder.
He kept telling her all the time that If
there was anything he loved It was to
beat a tattoo. Judge.
Eaar Prey.
Tees I think Miss Passay expects
to be married pretty soon.
Jess Oh, Impossible!
Teas Fact. She tells me there's a
Kuipie niiuueu young ieiioiv caning ai
their house now who Is under financial
obligations to her father Philadelphia
Press.
She Wasn't.
Elsie had eaten three slices of bread
and butter and was beginning on the '
fourth. !
"Why. Elie." said her father, "you'
are a little pig."'
"No, me Isn't, papa,'' protested Elsie
"Me's a bread an' butter-1' v." Puck.
Hather Sharp.
Stubb Ye, the Colossal Wild Animal
shows went to pieces. The creditors !
seized cvarythiiiif until thev reached
the auimal la the last cage.
Penn And why didn't they seize
that?
Stubb It was a porcupine. Judge.
Heart reodliiK.
Rural Cl?rgj-man (sympathetically)
Terrible accident, terrible, waj-n't It?
Six men blown to atoms with nitro
glycerin! Undertaker (tearfully 1 Heartrend
ing! Not tnough left of them for a
funeral.--Nw York Week 1 v.
Outward Sinn,
Mrs. Ii'lghinus You don't know how
blank you looked wln the conductor
gave you your change for a Ave dollar
bill In nickels.
Mr. Hlgbmus Maybe not, but I
know how blank dash I felt. Chicago
Tribune.
Reliable.
"That public man has formed an ab
solutely safe method for not being In
terviewed for print," said an official.
"What Is that?" Inquired the other.
"He rigidly avoids thinking of any
thing worth publishing. "-Washington
Star.
Had to t rawl.
The vindictive enemy KhocJs his An
ger tn the rich man's face.
"Yon may be rolling In wealth now,"
he hissed, "but the time is coming when
you will have to crawl mark ye.
crawl!"
Two weeks later the words came
true. The rich man bought a hill climb
Ing automobile and had to crawl under
it every two or three miles to make re
pairs. Judge.
Not m Policy Holder.
"Cinders Is the limit on borrowing
trouble."
"So?"
"Yes. Now he's worrying about
what's going to become of tLe Insur
ance magnates that have lost their
Jobs."-Detro!t Free Press.
ouiorc RET U R M
HELP WANTED.
V A X T Kl MANAGER FOR BRANCH i
office we ih to locate here in A- j
toiia; aidless wiUi rcfervnccs, Tho '.
Morris
Ohio.
Wholesale House, Cincinnati. 1
(TM'OM INSPECTORS WAXTF.lV-10
111011, not over -0, U prepare for
position''. pairg j7j to $I2." per month;
previous expeiien.e not n ce-sary; ex
amination Mtty 14th i wiite at once,
F. 0. Heytnen. 214 -13 Columbia Build-
injr. Portland, Oregon. 3 llwk
WANTED--A YOL'Xi? MAX. WHO IS
not afraid of work; cood salary.
Apply cure A-torian.
WANTED INS I Vl.l.MKNT COI.l.F.C
tor tor merchandise accounts: go.vd
alary and expense. Address Manufac
tutor, P. . l!o lir-'T, rhila., Pa.
WANTED Girl for general housework;
small faaiilr. EnquBe at Astorian
office.
WANTED A C.OOD COMPETENT
girl for cooking and general house
work; must be good cook. Apply "K",
Astorian office. 2 26 t.f.
FOR SALS.
THE SHEFFIELD MARINE ENGINE.
gasoline, for fish boat; any speed;
bet made; right price; in stock; on
exhibition; running in salesroom; also
Fairlanks-Morse Stationary Gasoline
Engines. Fairbanks, Morse 1 Co., First
and Stark streets, Portland, Ore. 31-lm
FOR SALE. CORN ER LOT 501100. 8
room house, beautifully ornamental
Sycamore street shade tree5, 150 feet
cement sidewalk and park place, lot
! terraced, two cement steps, both streets
recently improved, grand view, one of
tha flnt remtral locations in the aty.
street.
TOR SALE 8ECONT-HAND 7 COL
umn newspaper outfit; complete ex
:ept pr"ss; cheap. Inquire at this of
See. SECOND HAND DONKEY ENGINES
for sale, suitabla for logging and
hoisting purposes. For description and
price apply to F. D. Kuettner, Astoria.
Oregon.
HORSES FOR HIRE.
GOOD SADDLE HORSE FOR HIRE BY
hour or day. Apply at A.storian
office.
NOTICE FOR PROPOSALS.
... .
j CHIEF QUARTERMASTER'S OFFICE,
j Vancouver Ba rack-, Wash., February
i 12, llKifi. Sealed j-ropoals, in triplicate,
j will be ro-vtived at this office until 11
o'clock a. in., Mar;h 12, WW, and then
publicly opened, 'or the construction at
For. Stevens, Or -gon, of a wagon shed
and alteration of tali-3. Full informa
tion will be furnished on application to
this office. Plins may al-o be seen at
the office of tie Depot Quartermaster,
Portland, Oregon; Constructing Quar
t rma-ter, Fo:t S' evens, Oregon. The
United Stat'-s rc-rves the right to ac
c-f-pt or reje'-t any or all bid-: or any part
thereof. Envelope-, containing proposals
hould he in Joined: "P;opo-als for
building wagon feic d, etc., Fort Stevens,"
an 1 addis,ed uj the Chief Quartermas-
tcr, Van'-ouver Barracks, Wa-h.
CHIEF QUARTERMASTER'S OFFICE,
Vancouver Barracks, Wash., February
24. 100(j. Sealed piopo-als, in tripli
cate, will be received at this office until
11 o'clock a. rn., March 23, 1900, and
tln-n publicly opened, for furni.-hing and
in-tailing gymnastic apparatus at Fort
Columbia, Wash. Full information will
be furnished on application to this
office, and at the office of the Quarter
master, Foit Columbia, Wash. The
United States reserves the right to ac
cept or reject any or all bids or any
part thereof. Envelopes containing
proposals should be indorsed: "Pro
posals for gymnastic apparatus, Fort
Columbia, Wa-h.", and addressed to the
Chief Quartermaster, Vancouver Bar
racks, Wash.
LAUNDRIE3.
The Troy Laundry
The only white labor laundry In the
city. Does the best work at reasonable
prices and Is in every way worthy of
your patronage.
10th and DUANE 8ts Phone 1991.
Situations Wanted Advertisements
Twice Without Charge.
BUSINESS DIRECTORY
RESTAURANTS.
KIKST-CUKi MKAI.
lor l o; mco cake. cofU'c. Mc, r
1
. iloull'.lllts. -"c at V. S. Uestutlf-
B..11.I St.
BEST LENT MEAL.
You can always titul tho host
15-oont tuoal in the oity at the
Rising Sun Restaurant.
(512 Cninuiereia'St.
Portland Restaurant
a?8 Astor St.
Good Clean Meals. Excellent Service.
Meals From 15 Cents to 50 Cents.
BROKERAGE.
C. J. TRENCIIARI)
Rsal Estate, Insuranos, Cotrtmisaior
and Shipping.
CUSTOM HOUSE BROKER.
Office 133 Ninth 8tr.t, Next to Juitios
Offioa.
ASTORIA, OREGON.
Eagle Concert Hall
320 Astor St.
The leading amusement house.
P. A. PCTERSON, Prop
Parker House Bar
Cor. Ninth and Astor Sts.
Agency for Edison Phooogrspas and
Gold Moulded Records.
JUST
We Want to Talk to You
ABOUT BOOK BINDING
We do it in All the Latest and
Best Styles of the Art. . . .
c
We take your Old Magazines that you
have piled away on your shelves and make
Handsome Books of them fit to grace any
library.
We take your old worn out books with
the covers torn off. rebind them and return
to you good as any new book.
Let us figure with you on fixing up your
Library.
dt
J.
Makers
Astorian Building
The
fVkOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK
Inserted
PROFESSIONAL CARDi.
PHYSICIANS.
JAY Tl ITT M. D.
PHYSICIAN AND .snulKoN
Aellug AiKlstant HuiiiiHin
l',S. Mmiite Hoapllul stl m,,v
Jfflci hour; 10 to 11 a.m. 1 t i.it p tu
477 Commercial Sint. :tul Iloor.
DR. J. P. GORAY,
Specialist
EYE, EAR,
NOSE AND THROAT
ao5 Orejonian Building.
PORTLAND .... OREGON
OSTEOPATH 1 8TS.
DR. RH0DA C. HICKS
OvSTEDPATH
Office Manse.1, Bid. Photie lllack SOtt
871 Commercial St, Astoria, Ore.
DENTISTS.
DR. T. L. HALL,
DENTIST.
124 Ctnrncrciul St
.Worm Oresmi.
Dk. VAt'tJHAN,
Dkntist
Fythian Uuillitig, Astoria, Orrtfim.
Dr. W. O. LO( i A N
DENTIS'I
57H CxiiniBerciiil St , NhaiiNlmn Pitihlitia
MUSIC TEACHER.
WANTED
THREE MUSIC PUPILS .
Inquire at Astorian office
MANDOLIN LESSONS GIVEN-MRS.
C. D. Stewart, 127 Seventh street. j
A MOMENT!
F F 3C A
S. Dellinger Co.
of All Kinds of Books
Corner Commercial and 10th Street
20OOO000O00O0CV OOOCOOOOCX$X)OOOOOC&CX
NOTICE.
Notice U lieieby given, (lint ttm Coin
mitten on Ntr.etn an. I Publiu Wa, tli
SupiMintetulciit of Streets mid City
Stincyor have Hied a ortlllciit of
completion of th iniprovcmetit of )'.
chango hlrevt, front (he center lino of
Twenty Hint street to the center litis
of Nini'lrenlh stroet, by lliicti ,S .Licoli
son, t ltd coiil tact 01 , in airotdnni't with
to'iietul Oulinaiico iiumli.r HHO sml the
conduct Ihoiefor. That unli' ohjee.
tioti me llled against tho same, the
-aiim will lut accept! by Ordinance at
tlm 11 t regular uiceting of the Com-
llli'M t'olllicil,
O. ANDKIISOX.
Auditor snd Police Judgn of the City
of Aatoiin.
I 'at., I Match I, pMtl, 3 3
ASSESSMENT NOTICE.
Notice is herein kIwii that, the n
CMitent. mitilfl fot the iiiipioveiuent ol
Il.tiiiioii uveuiiii finm the went line of
Thirtieth street to point ten let
et of the center line of Thlity thud
street, as per a .e.nnent lull nunihei
111', was made by an older of the com
mon council due til ! payable on the ,1th
day of March, PK'il, by ordinance num
ber 3-M3, conllrmiiit,' said assessment roll,
that the following are the tiaiuei of
the pel sons against whom the aes
incut is made, and the amount ouing
by each towit;
Hurtt.n, E. It $IH 10
Pak.r, M. A
Haker, (1, I
ftakcr, K.ithaiinn
ltakcr, l.ela
Poyd, Mary A
I'tlwaids John F
Edwards, Fd
1'iedet icksoll, Ale in .-r
4.K
4 .11
4.14
41t
4.14
3M..V)
4Vik)
4S'J0
Hammond Lumber Co
Hedi ick,
vel -soli,
Mm, Me-ler
'12 M
Canie Win
.lajiiT. Nei. 34'
dackson, Jacoti .1 JiMl.70
.lohn-on, l'eter 62 73
.lohtisoti, Pete 3 4U
Laity, Charles l!)2l
l.yftad, l'eter 4f.20
MorrU, Wi-tor It 241. .'17
Olsen, Peter M 43. W)
Swan-en, P. K 17.13
C"y ' A"tori t"t"',) "2
II v order of the common council.
OLOK ANDFJIWIN,
Auditor and Police Judge of the City
of Astoria.
3 0
LEGAL ADVERTISEMENTS.
To All Cvncrrnrd. Notice Is hereby
given to nil concerned that the Morning
Asttiiiuti will, from this date, to the
3ls ilay of llecembcr, IIMHI, do end per
form the public printing for and In
b.'lutlf of the flly of Astoria, of what,
orver tint in t. Ol, AF AN'DFHSON, Au
ditor ii nd Police Judge of s.ild flly.
10.1. 3 0
ASSIiSSMKNT NOTICE.
Nut lee is heieby jjlven that the
ksiiichI mndii for the. Improvement nf
I In hi h sheet. It inn the soulli line of
hruid iiMuine to the smith linn of Lex
ington lueiiue, a per assessment roll
niiinlicr 1H, was made by mi order of
the common council dun and pnynble on
the ,1th day of March, 11MH1, by ordl
iiuiice number 321(1, ronllrmlng said a.
.. menl roll, (lint the following era
the tuiiiies of (lie peromt against whom
the nocsMiient is made and the amount
ov lug by ritch to w it i
I'" lUcg, V f4tl.rtj
HaiL.r, Oipha 32.21
lleiliiild, .lo-eph 7,17
Heck. I'nulilie 7.17
Hnler, Kiithailna 1.44
linker, M 1.44
linker, ti, 1 1.44
Boyd, Maiy A 144
H'-cker. A 213 2
Cusey, i:il M 71.73
Clinton, James It 10.70 '
Carney, p. J J nj
1'ejley, Mary F 3(1.34
I'ca'ey, Richard 63 NO
1'A'itv, A- II 21.12
lavis, J. C 10.7H
Pa vis, Lucy V. 10.71
I ttt. Mm m io.7(j
Fulton, A ! fil 13
l ulioti, M .iiid E f,M
FUvi-l, i; o. c jofl.Tj
Flavel, M.uy C h 43
Unci, SVIlie 27 41
I I n el, Katie 27.41
iililnsott, Mntgtrt 07.10
Fox. John mm
Lot, A. I H.07
F'wrd, Ed 32 2.1
Ferg isoit, Ahiiyr E u i
Fnher, Christina J03 H.I
(i-athsit, Cele.tia A 11(1.23
Cregmy, W. E 32.21
Hlggins, J. E 71.73
Hahn, John 32 21
Hawthorn, MonttUliotu 012.1
Hammond Lumber Co 7 44
Johnson, Irene C 2.33
Johnson, Mary Alma 2J9
Johnson, Charles 2 39
Jeff, rs, John II 32.2
Johnson, (leorge 4(102
Logan, W, C 32 2H
Kroii.iiit Mm 7.17
Mubeig, Betsy 10 76
Monteith, Ima II 32 21
Miller, l.ela Baker 1 41
MeAveal, Alex 12,10
Nelson, Laura 103
Olson, Win 23 U
I'nlmberg, I'mil 21. .12
Parker, C. 1 10 71
Pinker, H. 11 7.43
Ru-tell, John W 3,1.72
Buss II, Joseph 3,172
Rowland, lluir 1 6 31
Rnppley. a, Addie E 10 ,0
liadcliffe, Aliiv J 10.78
Rohb, Cordelin 2 41
Sehet nackiill, A 71.73
Stone, Will '. 21.12
Spedden, Mary C 7.17
Sloop, J). J 21.12
Smith, Jennie 7.17
Wright, Margaret J 33.72
Willi, Lydia M 8.39
Ward, Anna M 12.33
Wilson, Oscar V 4.00 '
By order of the common council.
Ot.OP ANDERSON,
Auditor and Police Judge of tho City
of Astoria. 3d
NOTICE,
Not ire js I,, n.,v given Hint the Com
mittee on Sheets nnd Public Ways, the
Snpct iiilendent of Streets nnd the City
Surv. vi.r h.-nc llled n certificate of com
pletion of the improvement of Harrison
avenue, from the West lino of Thirty
eth sheet to ,i point, ten feet wct of
the renter line of Thirty thitd etre-t,
by W. A. Cooilin the contractor in ac
cordance willi Cencinl Ordinance Num.
bcr .'1177 and the ronhact therefor; that
unless objections are filed iiiMinst II.,.
same, the same will be accepted by Or
dituince nt, the next regular meeting of
the common council.
OI.OI' ANDERSON
Auditor and Police Judge of (he City
of Astoria.
Dated, March 2nd, 100(1. ,14
WOOD YARDS.
WOOD! WOOD! WCOD!
Cord wood, mill wood, box wood, any
kind of wood at lowest prices. Kelly,
the transfer man. 'Phone aigi Main,
Barn on Twelfth, opposite opera
house.
HOTEL PORTLAND
Finest Hotel In the Northwest
PORTLAND, ORE.