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About The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930 | View Entire Issue (March 7, 1906)
6 THE MOttXIX(i ASTOKIAX, ASTOHIA. OIIKCOX. WEDNESDAY, MARCH 7. 90 In 1950. r TITLE lh antes ilashctl en tvelr mittl f iiro r With 11 tcrrINc "Honk, bonk" hnrk. And the airships Jtippcil through the lit mosphere Marked, "Saturn to Central Park.' While the whistle shrieked nn.t tin- whd ground rrrukfsl Ai the trains underneath 11 rrm And policemen swore mid t lie tritBc'i rour. I suddenly spied n man Of that aiitl.iuat.'d, Ivclmnted, Hunted and hated Clan, The Rrnus prdrstrlun. And while T looked he murmured "Ah!" 1 dodged an old airship tliat. Pwcrlblng a nem pamlviu. Most kffnbly brushed m hat And Just na he spoke he rnti'ked a Joke And dodged n balloon and ran From a train of curs that was 1-ound foi Mars; Then he laughed and iic.tir. N c .n. "You have contemplated The sole belated Vnextlrpatcd Man Of habits pedestrian." 1 storped my electric cab and said, "Tie better to whli or fly. For If you do not you'll soon W dead. And 'tlsn't good form to die." But he llftwl his ill, with a friendlj mile. And his talking as follows ran (While be made a dlv and escaped alive From a. thundering auto van): "Oh. I'm that very Vnsedentary, Agile Ameri can. The final pedestrian!" Thomas R. Ybarra In New Tork Tlmie. HAcsrpts With l'lfaser." Mr. Crow Come on, Maria, tbore'a a nice old gentleniau waving to us tc come down and eat some seeds. St Louie Post-Phspati'b. Bo He Beat Her, Glass Eater-Tbe tattooed lady hasjwu,t sel, auiev Enauire 207 Nineth vtvkcu uu uri riij$a$rujrui iu iue in- low who plays the kettle drum In the rcbefltra. vi. m , - . v. i i Lightning Calculator No wonder. He kept telling her all the time that If there was anything he loved It was to beat a tattoo. Judge. Eaar Prey. Tees I think Miss Passay expects to be married pretty soon. Jess Oh, Impossible! Teas Fact. She tells me there's a Kuipie niiuueu young ieiioiv caning ai their house now who Is under financial obligations to her father Philadelphia Press. She Wasn't. Elsie had eaten three slices of bread and butter and was beginning on the ' fourth. ! "Why. Elie." said her father, "you' are a little pig."' "No, me Isn't, papa,'' protested Elsie "Me's a bread an' butter-1' v." Puck. Hather Sharp. Stubb Ye, the Colossal Wild Animal shows went to pieces. The creditors ! seized cvarythiiiif until thev reached the auimal la the last cage. Penn And why didn't they seize that? Stubb It was a porcupine. Judge. Heart reodliiK. Rural Cl?rgj-man (sympathetically) Terrible accident, terrible, waj-n't It? Six men blown to atoms with nitro glycerin! Undertaker (tearfully 1 Heartrend ing! Not tnough left of them for a funeral.--Nw York Week 1 v. Outward Sinn, Mrs. Ii'lghinus You don't know how blank you looked wln the conductor gave you your change for a Ave dollar bill In nickels. Mr. Hlgbmus Maybe not, but I know how blank dash I felt. Chicago Tribune. Reliable. "That public man has formed an ab solutely safe method for not being In terviewed for print," said an official. "What Is that?" Inquired the other. "He rigidly avoids thinking of any thing worth publishing. "-Washington Star. Had to t rawl. The vindictive enemy KhocJs his An ger tn the rich man's face. "Yon may be rolling In wealth now," he hissed, "but the time is coming when you will have to crawl mark ye. crawl!" Two weeks later the words came true. The rich man bought a hill climb Ing automobile and had to crawl under it every two or three miles to make re pairs. Judge. Not m Policy Holder. "Cinders Is the limit on borrowing trouble." "So?" "Yes. Now he's worrying about what's going to become of tLe Insur ance magnates that have lost their Jobs."-Detro!t Free Press. ouiorc RET U R M HELP WANTED. V A X T Kl MANAGER FOR BRANCH i office we ih to locate here in A- j toiia; aidless wiUi rcfervnccs, Tho '. Morris Ohio. Wholesale House, Cincinnati. 1 (TM'OM INSPECTORS WAXTF.lV-10 111011, not over -0, U prepare for position''. pairg j7j to $I2." per month; previous expeiien.e not n ce-sary; ex amination Mtty 14th i wiite at once, F. 0. Heytnen. 214 -13 Columbia Build- injr. Portland, Oregon. 3 llwk WANTED--A YOL'Xi? MAX. WHO IS not afraid of work; cood salary. Apply cure A-torian. WANTED INS I Vl.l.MKNT COI.l.F.C tor tor merchandise accounts: go.vd alary and expense. Address Manufac tutor, P. . l!o lir-'T, rhila., Pa. WANTED Girl for general housework; small faaiilr. EnquBe at Astorian office. WANTED A C.OOD COMPETENT girl for cooking and general house work; must be good cook. Apply "K", Astorian office. 2 26 t.f. FOR SALS. THE SHEFFIELD MARINE ENGINE. gasoline, for fish boat; any speed; bet made; right price; in stock; on exhibition; running in salesroom; also Fairlanks-Morse Stationary Gasoline Engines. Fairbanks, Morse 1 Co., First and Stark streets, Portland, Ore. 31-lm FOR SALE. CORN ER LOT 501100. 8 room house, beautifully ornamental Sycamore street shade tree5, 150 feet cement sidewalk and park place, lot ! terraced, two cement steps, both streets recently improved, grand view, one of tha flnt remtral locations in the aty. street. TOR SALE 8ECONT-HAND 7 COL umn newspaper outfit; complete ex :ept pr"ss; cheap. Inquire at this of See. SECOND HAND DONKEY ENGINES for sale, suitabla for logging and hoisting purposes. For description and price apply to F. D. Kuettner, Astoria. Oregon. HORSES FOR HIRE. GOOD SADDLE HORSE FOR HIRE BY hour or day. Apply at A.storian office. NOTICE FOR PROPOSALS. ... . j CHIEF QUARTERMASTER'S OFFICE, j Vancouver Ba rack-, Wash., February i 12, llKifi. Sealed j-ropoals, in triplicate, j will be ro-vtived at this office until 11 o'clock a. in., Mar;h 12, WW, and then publicly opened, 'or the construction at For. Stevens, Or -gon, of a wagon shed and alteration of tali-3. Full informa tion will be furnished on application to this office. Plins may al-o be seen at the office of tie Depot Quartermaster, Portland, Oregon; Constructing Quar t rma-ter, Fo:t S' evens, Oregon. The United Stat'-s rc-rves the right to ac c-f-pt or reje'-t any or all bid-: or any part thereof. Envelope-, containing proposals hould he in Joined: "P;opo-als for building wagon feic d, etc., Fort Stevens," an 1 addis,ed uj the Chief Quartermas- tcr, Van'-ouver Barracks, Wa-h. CHIEF QUARTERMASTER'S OFFICE, Vancouver Barracks, Wash., February 24. 100(j. Sealed piopo-als, in tripli cate, will be received at this office until 11 o'clock a. rn., March 23, 1900, and tln-n publicly opened, for furni.-hing and in-tailing gymnastic apparatus at Fort Columbia, Wash. Full information will be furnished on application to this office, and at the office of the Quarter master, Foit Columbia, Wash. The United States reserves the right to ac cept or reject any or all bids or any part thereof. Envelopes containing proposals should be indorsed: "Pro posals for gymnastic apparatus, Fort Columbia, Wa-h.", and addressed to the Chief Quartermaster, Vancouver Bar racks, Wash. LAUNDRIE3. The Troy Laundry The only white labor laundry In the city. Does the best work at reasonable prices and Is in every way worthy of your patronage. 10th and DUANE 8ts Phone 1991. Situations Wanted Advertisements Twice Without Charge. BUSINESS DIRECTORY RESTAURANTS. KIKST-CUKi MKAI. lor l o; mco cake. cofU'c. Mc, r 1 . iloull'.lllts. -"c at V. S. Uestutlf- B..11.I St. BEST LENT MEAL. You can always titul tho host 15-oont tuoal in the oity at the Rising Sun Restaurant. (512 Cninuiereia'St. Portland Restaurant a?8 Astor St. Good Clean Meals. Excellent Service. Meals From 15 Cents to 50 Cents. BROKERAGE. C. J. TRENCIIARI) Rsal Estate, Insuranos, Cotrtmisaior and Shipping. CUSTOM HOUSE BROKER. Office 133 Ninth 8tr.t, Next to Juitios Offioa. ASTORIA, OREGON. Eagle Concert Hall 320 Astor St. The leading amusement house. P. A. PCTERSON, Prop Parker House Bar Cor. Ninth and Astor Sts. Agency for Edison Phooogrspas and Gold Moulded Records. JUST We Want to Talk to You ABOUT BOOK BINDING We do it in All the Latest and Best Styles of the Art. . . . c We take your Old Magazines that you have piled away on your shelves and make Handsome Books of them fit to grace any library. We take your old worn out books with the covers torn off. rebind them and return to you good as any new book. Let us figure with you on fixing up your Library. dt J. Makers Astorian Building The fVkOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK Inserted PROFESSIONAL CARDi. PHYSICIANS. JAY Tl ITT M. D. PHYSICIAN AND .snulKoN Aellug AiKlstant HuiiiiHin l',S. Mmiite Hoapllul stl m,,v Jfflci hour; 10 to 11 a.m. 1 t i.it p tu 477 Commercial Sint. :tul Iloor. DR. J. P. GORAY, Specialist EYE, EAR, NOSE AND THROAT ao5 Orejonian Building. PORTLAND .... OREGON OSTEOPATH 1 8TS. DR. RH0DA C. HICKS OvSTEDPATH Office Manse.1, Bid. Photie lllack SOtt 871 Commercial St, Astoria, Ore. DENTISTS. DR. T. L. HALL, DENTIST. 124 Ctnrncrciul St .Worm Oresmi. Dk. VAt'tJHAN, Dkntist Fythian Uuillitig, Astoria, Orrtfim. Dr. W. O. LO( i A N DENTIS'I 57H CxiiniBerciiil St , NhaiiNlmn Pitihlitia MUSIC TEACHER. WANTED THREE MUSIC PUPILS . Inquire at Astorian office MANDOLIN LESSONS GIVEN-MRS. C. D. Stewart, 127 Seventh street. j A MOMENT! F F 3C A S. Dellinger Co. of All Kinds of Books Corner Commercial and 10th Street 20OOO000O00O0CV OOOCOOOOCX$X)OOOOOC&CX NOTICE. Notice U lieieby given, (lint ttm Coin mitten on Ntr.etn an. I Publiu Wa, tli SupiMintetulciit of Streets mid City Stincyor have Hied a ortlllciit of completion of th iniprovcmetit of )'. chango hlrevt, front (he center lino of Twenty Hint street to the center litis of Nini'lrenlh stroet, by lliicti ,S .Licoli son, t ltd coiil tact 01 , in airotdnni't with to'iietul Oulinaiico iiumli.r HHO sml the conduct Ihoiefor. That unli' ohjee. tioti me llled against tho same, the -aiim will lut accept! by Ordinance at tlm 11 t regular uiceting of the Com- llli'M t'olllicil, O. ANDKIISOX. Auditor snd Police Judgn of the City of Aatoiin. I 'at., I Match I, pMtl, 3 3 ASSESSMENT NOTICE. Notice is herein kIwii that, the n CMitent. mitilfl fot the iiiipioveiuent ol Il.tiiiioii uveuiiii finm the went line of Thirtieth street to point ten let et of the center line of Thlity thud street, as per a .e.nnent lull nunihei 111', was made by an older of the com mon council due til ! payable on the ,1th day of March, PK'il, by ordinance num ber 3-M3, conllrmiiit,' said assessment roll, that the following are the tiaiuei of the pel sons against whom the aes incut is made, and the amount ouing by each towit; Hurtt.n, E. It $IH 10 Pak.r, M. A Haker, (1, I ftakcr, K.ithaiinn ltakcr, l.ela Poyd, Mary A I'tlwaids John F Edwards, Fd 1'iedet icksoll, Ale in .-r 4.K 4 .11 4.14 41t 4.14 3M..V) 4Vik) 4S'J0 Hammond Lumber Co Hedi ick, vel -soli, Mm, Me-ler '12 M Canie Win .lajiiT. Nei. 34' dackson, Jacoti .1 JiMl.70 .lohn-on, l'eter 62 73 .lohtisoti, Pete 3 4U Laity, Charles l!)2l l.yftad, l'eter 4f.20 MorrU, Wi-tor It 241. .'17 Olsen, Peter M 43. W) Swan-en, P. K 17.13 C"y ' A"tori t"t"',) "2 II v order of the common council. OLOK ANDFJIWIN, Auditor and Police Judge of the City of Astoria. 3 0 LEGAL ADVERTISEMENTS. To All Cvncrrnrd. Notice Is hereby given to nil concerned that the Morning Asttiiiuti will, from this date, to the 3ls ilay of llecembcr, IIMHI, do end per form the public printing for and In b.'lutlf of the flly of Astoria, of what, orver tint in t. Ol, AF AN'DFHSON, Au ditor ii nd Police Judge of s.ild flly. 10.1. 3 0 ASSIiSSMKNT NOTICE. Nut lee is heieby jjlven that the ksiiichI mndii for the. Improvement nf I In hi h sheet. It inn the soulli line of hruid iiMuine to the smith linn of Lex ington lueiiue, a per assessment roll niiinlicr 1H, was made by mi order of the common council dun and pnynble on the ,1th day of March, 11MH1, by ordl iiuiice number 321(1, ronllrmlng said a. .. menl roll, (lint the following era the tuiiiies of (lie peromt against whom the nocsMiient is made and the amount ov lug by ritch to w it i I'" lUcg, V f4tl.rtj HaiL.r, Oipha 32.21 lleiliiild, .lo-eph 7,17 Heck. I'nulilie 7.17 Hnler, Kiithailna 1.44 linker, M 1.44 linker, ti, 1 1.44 Boyd, Maiy A 144 H'-cker. A 213 2 Cusey, i:il M 71.73 Clinton, James It 10.70 ' Carney, p. J J nj 1'ejley, Mary F 3(1.34 I'ca'ey, Richard 63 NO 1'A'itv, A- II 21.12 lavis, J. C 10.7H Pa vis, Lucy V. 10.71 I ttt. Mm m io.7(j Fulton, A ! fil 13 l ulioti, M .iiid E f,M FUvi-l, i; o. c jofl.Tj Flavel, M.uy C h 43 Unci, SVIlie 27 41 I I n el, Katie 27.41 iililnsott, Mntgtrt 07.10 Fox. John mm Lot, A. I H.07 F'wrd, Ed 32 2.1 Ferg isoit, Ahiiyr E u i Fnher, Christina J03 H.I (i-athsit, Cele.tia A 11(1.23 Cregmy, W. E 32.21 Hlggins, J. E 71.73 Hahn, John 32 21 Hawthorn, MonttUliotu 012.1 Hammond Lumber Co 7 44 Johnson, Irene C 2.33 Johnson, Mary Alma 2J9 Johnson, Charles 2 39 Jeff, rs, John II 32.2 Johnson, (leorge 4(102 Logan, W, C 32 2H Kroii.iiit Mm 7.17 Mubeig, Betsy 10 76 Monteith, Ima II 32 21 Miller, l.ela Baker 1 41 MeAveal, Alex 12,10 Nelson, Laura 103 Olson, Win 23 U I'nlmberg, I'mil 21. .12 Parker, C. 1 10 71 Pinker, H. 11 7.43 Ru-tell, John W 3,1.72 Buss II, Joseph 3,172 Rowland, lluir 1 6 31 Rnppley. a, Addie E 10 ,0 liadcliffe, Aliiv J 10.78 Rohb, Cordelin 2 41 Sehet nackiill, A 71.73 Stone, Will '. 21.12 Spedden, Mary C 7.17 Sloop, J). J 21.12 Smith, Jennie 7.17 Wright, Margaret J 33.72 Willi, Lydia M 8.39 Ward, Anna M 12.33 Wilson, Oscar V 4.00 ' By order of the common council. Ot.OP ANDERSON, Auditor and Police Judge of tho City of Astoria. 3d NOTICE, Not ire js I,, n.,v given Hint the Com mittee on Sheets nnd Public Ways, the Snpct iiilendent of Streets nnd the City Surv. vi.r h.-nc llled n certificate of com pletion of the improvement of Harrison avenue, from the West lino of Thirty eth sheet to ,i point, ten feet wct of the renter line of Thirty thitd etre-t, by W. A. Cooilin the contractor in ac cordance willi Cencinl Ordinance Num. bcr .'1177 and the ronhact therefor; that unless objections are filed iiiMinst II.,. same, the same will be accepted by Or dituince nt, the next regular meeting of the common council. OI.OI' ANDERSON Auditor and Police Judge of (he City of Astoria. Dated, March 2nd, 100(1. ,14 WOOD YARDS. WOOD! WOOD! WCOD! Cord wood, mill wood, box wood, any kind of wood at lowest prices. Kelly, the transfer man. 'Phone aigi Main, Barn on Twelfth, opposite opera house. HOTEL PORTLAND Finest Hotel In the Northwest PORTLAND, ORE.