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About The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930 | View Entire Issue (March 2, 1906)
THE MORNING ASTORIAN. ASTORIA. OREGON. EXI'v. rwiAY MARC" w'- TM MORNING ASTORIAN Established 1873. Published Daily by IE1 J. S. DELLINGER COMPANY, SUBSCRIPTION RATES. fly mall, per yrar $7.00 By hi nil, per month W fly carrier, per month (." WEEKLY ASTORIAN. By mail, per year, in advance.. fl.OO Kivlered ,on(l -Was matter Juii JJ. 1M6. Hi the ix-wtotniH" at Anlorlu. Rim, under the ael of congress ot March S, lor, and with, tho files that saved the land ami made it llu ivl'uge, the pride tln glory, of all men. THE FUN MAKER. This would W n sorry world without the fun -maker: He is the safety-valve that v!e otf the burdens of hu-iiU'ss life and keeps the vi-iou elear and the mind relaxed: He is at oiuv a (lives ity and blessing;, and the W-t toiiie ! on the market. Never diseourasje him. even if he and his fun are a hit un timely, the reiuembeiame of hi visit laud his stopv mav reeur to von at a moment when you will need tli-- impetus to get away from something burden some. He has a fixed plaoe in this world and ''damned lie he" who would out him. easionally with a report that all's quiet ttloin,' the rotomae. Washington Tost. It is reported tlwt President Koone vtvll wants to jjo to Africa to shoot hip popotatui. Inasmuch as that is imp possible, he mijjht wrestle with Secre tary Taft as a substitute, ltaltimore Herald. Consumption Increasing! Average Now Is Four Hundted Deaths Per Day. $W Order for the deiiwin of Th Hons' wa vrTORj an to eilhw residram or plac of buunem nI ho made by poatal oard or through tele, hone. Any Irregularity in de liwry should be 'mmediately reported to the oflJce of pubUoaUon. TELEPHONE MAIN Mi. WEATHER. Western Oregon and Western Washington Showers. Eastern Oregon Snow, fol- lowed by fair. Eastern Washington Gener- ally fair. THE NON-ADVERTISER. The advertising man is the success ful man. This does not m.-on that he must ue every medium at hand nor exhaust his revenues indiscriminately. He who advertises soon learns the les son of utility in means of expression nd the limitations of investment: The mistaken man is he who never adver tises; he is the first victim of the com mercial coroner, and the mourner are few, and generally insincere. The man who expects to sell things to a city full of people that don't know of his existence nor the opportunities he may offer them, but blunders after the un attainable. Advertising is like the whistle of a railway engine or of a steamer afloat, it signifies that you are on the track and doing something that wayside people have to observe, or Buffer for their inattention. For fur ter particulars call -in the Ad. man of the A-torian. Does the reader of thi paper real i.'.o Hut thi- vciv d.iv, in this country alone, our hundred homes are each mode sad by tho death of a victim of consumption t Tomorrow will be a repetition of todav's calamity, and no it will on until the people come to realize the fact that a very larye num ber of theM deaths are entirely un ueco-saiy, Consumption is both a contagious, and curable di-ease in its fust stas Vet many intelligent people do not reali.e this fact. As our druist, Charles Hotels says, "drugs and cough syrup for bronchial ami lung troubles aie only palliative and do no permanent gixxl ; they mav deaden the cough and stimulate the pa tieut for a time but the do not cure and th y usually up-et the stomach j and have a bad after effect. j Kiniuent physician, however agree that when the symptoms nf lutv. trouble first appear, if the patient will obtain all the sunshine bv day. and women may be able to make cake : f , -r ni,,,lt WM,. r;lt ,..!! EDITORIAL SALAD. Many a reigning society bell does not know enough to go in when it rin If a man is attentive to his wife it is either because he loves her or is afiaid of her. 0 Maybe it was impunity instead uf im munity which Commissioner Oatliehl as sured to the beef packers. Consults A Physician ButdoesM Tell Him All. 2 ' Few women confide fully In a physician. They simply will not tell him all. That's why many doctors fall to cure female diseases. ) according to directions, but they can't manage husbands that way. 0 That mysterious lot of unlisted bonds in the Yerkes e-tate probably consti tutes a part of the water reserve. The human face is like the pocket- book it is not the outside beautv, but the value within that counts. Senator lieu Tillman becomes leader of the administration forces in the sen ate by virtue of senatorial courtesy. Japanese women in the past had to marry. If they were single at 20. husbands were seleet.-d foe them by lavf. THE HANDY DOLLAR. The dollar in circulation is the man maker, the city-builder, the business entidote, the commercial dependence the up-holder of the market: The bid den dollar, the dollar in re-erve, on de posit, sihnt, inoperative, and innoc uous, is worth its face as a mere posses sion, perhaps, but contributes nothing to the movement of life and its cor relative activities. It is the nimble, elusive, intermittent, pa-sing, bolting, nd eatchable. dollar1 that the live man it after: Any man, Unit is a real man, is willing to work and chase and strive for the dollar in its brisk career; it is only the lazy, the shiftless, the un worthy, who have an eye on the hidden coin, and being lazy, he is willing to wait for it. Of course any old dollar is a good thing when it comes to you for keeps, but it is the lively and pu-hin? dollar tluit keeps the vvui'ld agog and 4iiakes life worth living. o THE PASSING VETERAN. The youngest, of the veteran- of Un civil war must now have attained the three-score mark of life, many have passed it, mid are slowly movim? to limitations that everv human must I face, and drifting into the shadows east by the great barrier that rises but once for us all. Year by year the ranks of splendid, stalwart men who won the tie" mendous odds in favor of liberty and righteous government, grow thinner, and less conspicuous in the assemblages that used to warm the heart of the na tion annually, and it behooves all men to note this and mark their realization, In the stock niargin business "A Trader,' Market" means one of which tht! suckers are scaled in.-te.id of being skinned. 0 The mxt great international event in Washington will be the egg-rolling fe-tival on the White house lawn, in respeet to the younger children Theie is a lot of argument in the plea of the oleomargarine manufacturers that if the houne-t dairyman did not color his but t--r the di-honet oleo-rnakcr would not find the practice necessary Persons who d-sire to learn Mr. Torn Lawson's remedy for what he thinks is the matter with them should subscribe for Everybody's Magazine for two year more. biead -tuffs. j.,hid meat, eggs ami milk iu abundance, and take the best cod liver preparation to U found they will employ the sur .-t me.nui known for a cure. The under-igned will guarantee vino! to be the best cod liver prepara tion. It is not a patient medicine as everything in it is printed on the bottle and it contains in a highly concentrated form all of the curative body building, medical elements of cod liver oil actually taken from fresh cods' livers, but no oil to clog the system J tl, ot. I. mtnr.) ill ,..,,L ! Any one can try Vimd on our guaran tee to refund their money if it fail to give satisfactory results, Clurles Rogers, Pniggi-t. The Best Cough Syrup. S. L. Apple, ex 1'robate Judge, Ot tawa Co., Kansas, writes: "This i- to say that I have us d Iiallard's lboe hound Syrup for years, and I do not hesitate to recommend it as the best cough syrup 1 have ever u-ed." iioc .jOe and $1.00. Sold by Hart's drug stole. Taken as directed, it becomes the greatest curative agent for the rcli-f of suffering humanity ever devised. Such is Hollistet'a Rocky Mountain Tea. 35 cents, Tea or Tablets. Sold by Frank Hart. Every woman dreads the ordeal of the physician's consulting room. A sensitive, refined woman shrinks from the searching questions and the physical examlnatlorU It Is not so In writing to Mrs. Pinkham. Thousands of women owe their present health and happiness (yes, and their good looks, too) to the fact that they have told all their physical troubles to Mrs. Pinkham and followed her advice and been cured of female diseases. Iydia LPinkhams Vegetable Compound Cures more women every year than any other medicine In the world. If you are to doubt about your case, write In perfect confidence lo Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn. Mass. You will receive In reply a personal letter of advice free. Mrs. Pinkham Is daughter-ln-lar of Lydla E. Pinkham, and for twenty-five years under her direction, and inc bar decease, she has been advising sick women free cf charge. De Mm. PiNttAu:-For three monlha I was !rk In bed with UmaU troutle and had four doctors, who all agreed that I must underio an eperallon. My alatrr advised me to try Lydla E. Pinkham ' Vegetable Compound before I aubmltted to an operation. I did o and am very plad to aay that alter I had ued flva botttaa wu restored to perfect health, which I have enjoyed aver alnce. I am only too glad to recommend your madlolnei, u they saved me from an operation which rnlrht have '0Ved UUl- Mas. M. KiTTNEa, Stt South Mala St., Lot An (a) at, CL Mrs. Hayes also profited by Mrs. Tlnkham's advice. PrA Mas. Pinkmam: Sometime ajo I wrote you describing my aymptoma (fibroid tumor) and avked your advice. You replied and 1 followed all your direction carefully and to-day am a well woman. 22 Kuggl St., Kotbury, Mm. Ms. E. F. Hath. Lydla E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Cures Where Others Fall Cured Consumption. Addicks is still getting "blows" in Delaware. Will some one be humane enough to end the agony by adminis terin' tlie , cip df-giace'? Clji'tigo lievul'ii-Hel'uid. 0 Enforced by men entirely in earnest the law is mightier than the "rake off." Jiieliard f'roker refuses to go into Kn'li-h politics. In fact the game there rau-t look like penny ante to Richard. Milwaukee Sentinel. 0 President Roosevelt approves a canal of the lock pattern. We shall be lucky if Congress in providing for it does not conduct legislation on the deadlock pat tern. Chicago News. 0 Even the nine different ways in which Mark Twain a-serts "chauffeur" can be pronounced often prove inadequate to expics the feelings of luckless p'-des-tniiu-. Detroit Five I're-tt. 0 Rev. Anna Howard Shaw, of Phil adelphia was elected president of the Woman'- National Suffrage association. ''iive me the lir-t -even years 0f a child'- lite.-' -raid a wi-e irmn, "and you may Imve 1 lie 10-t. The,. m-P the ones thai count.'' o The pre-iih-iii soy he wants to -hoot elephant- and tiger-;. The in-u;"ents make him feel that way and they bet ter watch out. First thing we know eon lire's will be handed a big bill by some lainaged cireii-. New York Commercial. Su-111 !. Anthony, the famous suf-frugi-t, was 63 years old Thursday. POLITICAL COLUMN. Announcements of candidates 4 for office will be published in this column at reasonable rates for men of all parties. 4 Mi-, it. w. i :v. ,n-. ( .v.-.i. Wllte,, My llll-li.lllil l.i -i, I moll-hi. 'I'll.. dor(,,M ,lM I., !,, eoiiMiiiiptioii. We ptunin l ,1 I Hall.ud'- Ih.Hielionie! vmp, eiiied him. That vv.i- -j u-.u--iiee tle-n we have tie in the home. We eami.,t d out it. For cousin and it eipul. L'.'.e, "jll.- all I ! 00. Hart's drug htoiv. r. K ..I t! id .,.1 ,..!) I,. .11 d a 1 11 u ; t , . As chairman of the committee on the Potomac River Front, Senator La. Fol Iette should at least reassure us oc- FOR GOVERNOR. Republicans of Oregon are hereby informed that I am a candidate for the nomination of Governor at the prim aries to be held April 20th. JAMES WITHYCOMBE. FOR SECRETARY OP STATE. I hereby announce myself a candi date for the office of Secretary of State, and ask the support of all Republi cans, F. T. WHIGHTMAN. FOR STATE PRINTER. The undersigned announces himself as a Republican candidate for renomina- tion for State Printer, subject to the decihion of the Republican voters at the primary election, April 20. Now serving firt term. The same courtesy that has ken accorded to State officers generally, that of a renomina- tion, would be greatly appreciated. J. R. WHITNEY. Albany, Oregon. ; FOR SUPERINTENDENT OF PUBLIC INSTRUCTION. j I hereby announce myself as a can-! didate for renomination for the office of Superintendent of Public Instmc- j tion, and solicit the support of all Re publican! at the primaries, April 20th. ' J. H. ACKERMAN. i FOR ATTORNEY-GENERAL. j The undersigned hereby announces! himaelf as a candidate for re-election' to the office of Attorney-General, sub ject to the approval of Republican voters at the primaries. A, M. CRAWFORD. fWE J ARE SHOWING I Some of the most beautiful 1 I piecei of I Chinaware in the city. Tea Sets, Chocolate Pots, Cups and Sauceri, etc., etc., etc. YoKohama Bazar 626 Commercial Btreet, A Mori "PaleBohemfan Lager Beer" THE BEER FOR THE HEALTHY WEALTHY AND WISE NOW IN OUR NEW STORE COR- BOND AND 11th. STREET WE ARE BUSY GETTING SETTLED BUI CAN FIND TIME TO SHOW YOU HOW COMPLETE AND EXTENSIVE IS OUR STOCK OF WALL PAPER, PAINTS, OIL, GLASS, MATTINGS, MOULDINGS, ETC. COME IN AND SEE OUR NEW LOCATION AND LET US FIGURE WITH YOU ON ANY WORK N OUR LINE. B. F. Allen & Son, andctt,dh St. J on draught and in bottles Brewed under Military coudlHon ai k proptny agtd right here in Aatoria. I North Pacific Brewing Co. ASTORIA, OREGON. That All Important Bath Room You have often hesrd people remark "If I were ever to build, I would plan my bath room first and would" not put all my money into the parlor with all its finery." That ii good common sense sentiment, for the bath room Is the nost Important of all the household. We would like to help you plan your toth room and will gladly rjuote you fvtr or. (tandMr Ware, the lest nf n 06i saniiarv fixtures made. J, A. Montgomery, Astoria, ASTORIA IRON WORKS JOHN FOX, Pres. nnd Hnyt. A. L. FOX V1p Vrnm F L MHUob. Secretary AHTOKIA HAVINOH BANK, T Designers and Manufacturers of THE LATEST IMPROVED fflnninp lVfarhinprv Miring r,n,.nan iwn Complete Cannery Outfits Furnished. CORRESPONDENCE SOLICITED. Foot of Vnnrih H(M,it v 1