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About The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 21, 1905)
I -i : ! .- i f ' ft;" ill! THE MORNIXG ASTORIAN. ASTOlte. OREGON. THURSDAY, DECEMBER 11, 1903. 1 . " i A FAMOUS PROBLEM. It DU Rat Tak JUwtea Utf to rim the rtrrwt Mlatlea. Ia Newton' timt it waa often the custom for Illustrious mathematician when they Dl"l dlscoTered a solution ror some new six striking problem, to pabllth thst problem at a challenge to the world while withholding their own eolation. A famoos Instance of thla la roand U what la known aa tho Brachls tochroM problem, which waa sclred by J aba Bernoulli!. The nature of thla problem may bo mentioned. It waa to sna ue enape 01 u cam along which ' a body would allde down from on ; point (A) to another (B) In the ahorteat time. It might at first be thought that the straight line from A to B, aa It la WMOuhtedly tho ahorteat distance be tween tho do lota, would also be tho path of quick eat descent, but thla hi not so. There la a cured Una down which a bond, let oa aa, would ran on 4 smooth wire from A to B la a shorter tune than tho sane bead would re quire to ran down tho atraight wire. rnnovia 0 problem waa to owl out what that eurre muat bo. Nowtoa aolred It correct It. Bo bowed that the tnrra waa a part of what la termed a cycloid that la to sej. a enrro like that which la de- - acribM by a nail .on tho rim -of a ear rtaga wheal aa tho wheel rone along fee ground. 8och waa Newton'a geomet rical tnalght that be waa able to trane- nut a solution of tho problem an tho flay after be had recetred It to tho prauoeni or tae Koyaj society. AlMMt m Mliailtntiillti. "I thought.'' Mid her mother, "that 1 beard you and Mr. ttovkiuirtiain nuur reling down in the tarlor last night. "je-es, but wo made up before ha went awaj." What waa the matterr "lie raid when he waa holdlnc our hand that It waa like a little bird nut tering In a cage, and I hiaisted that It waa like a little mouao In a trap. We Just had an awful time for awhile. Chicago Record-Herald. HU futturr Lark. Mr. Maklnbrakea (determined not to make a blunder thla tltue-I waa de lighted with, the war In which the little girl recited that selection. EMertr Matron (one of the fueatal ion evidently are under the imnreaalon that aha la one of mr children fih lent and I thousfat her nerformaiiro waa extremely tlrcsome.-Chlcago Trib une. OBBBaMMMMMMnMBBMBMBBBMBaBMl 9mw Tttlaa, Towne-Iant it rtdlculoaa to ta "er- erybody'a bualaeoa la nobody's btul- neaar Browne-Why. that's "all right Tou are, it means Towne-1 dont rare what It mean. Ita bound to be tho buarbodr'a boat neea at least-Philadelphia Trees. Attar Mmmt Imh, ENGRAVED LETTERINQ. ry ru Wwktaa Lettering may be described coder Oreo heads-la rat letter! n. such " bond titles; amail lettering, like that 'done oa coupons, cards and tickets, and walpt, or writing. Borne engrav ers can do good work In all of these orancnes or lettering, but In large ee- Ubnsbmenm each man la net em ployed at that style In which he excels. ; In bonds and stock certificates the titles and script are usually done oa me piate from which they are to be printed, but there la a lot of small work, common to jobs of that kind. wucn la done on what are called "dles, or "bedplecee," and transferred from the rolla to the olatea. Ia large lettering a drawing of the outline of the letters ia made oa naner to get the shapes, curves' and spacing correct A tracing of this outline U then made on gelatin, and, after filling nus with vermilion, a thin coating of wax la laid on the plate and a transfer or Che gelatin tracing pot on the wax. Next the outline Is carefully marked through the wax oa to the plate. The wax Is taken off and the artist Is read to begin hla cutting. Lettering on bank notes, if there Is to be more then one note oa a nlste. la engrarea on "dlee" or "heelpieces" and transferred to the piste. This Insures the exact duplication of the material or eacfi of the notee and also makes it possible to reproduce and retouch the work at any time. OS OS OS OS OS U bit HE ilk P 3 nnrui UWL Situations Wanted Advertisements Inserted Twice Without Charge. OS OS OS 01 OS HELP WANTED. GIRL WANTED FUR HOUSEWORK ia family of Urea, Portland suburbs near oar line. Wagee $13.00 per month. Address "D" Astoriaa. RAILWAY MAIL CLERKS FOR POST tione ia Oregon 10 men wasted to prepare for coming examination! be ginning salary $300. Write at once to K. a Hyntn, 12 Breeden bldg, Port land. Ore. LSARN 1CLDGRAPHT AXD H. t Aasoaating. $39 to $300 a moatk sal are aesared our fradnatea under bond. (Mr att aekoow the largest ta Amsriea and andorsed by all KstTroada, Writs for sntakene, MORSt SCHOOL OF nXEGRAPHT, Cbetnnatl, O, Buffalo, X. T, Atkata, Os La Crosse, Wis, Ta ansns, xcl, bu rraaoMoo, cu. WANTED EMTLOYMENT AS STAr tionary or donkey engineer. Address IX, cars "Astorian." I WANTED YOUNG MAN, GOOD KDU- eation, would like work of sny kind. Address L. M. O., oars Astorian. Mr. Stoutely-Why. Dick, xou look as If you had not had a dinner since I mat saw you. Dick And you look aa If tou had been at dinner ever since. Boston Globe. WANTED LADY WITH GOOD REF- erences to travel for firm of $230,000 capital. Salary $1072 per year and ex penaes; salary paid weekly and expena es adrsnced. Address, with stamp. J. A. Alexander, Astoria, Ore, BUSINESS DIRECTORY RESTAURANTS. GUM VAH CO. StiUnraat tj Ann St AtterU, Ore. An kiads af rata!. Hoedlea aal Chap Ssy. TOU POUT OYSTIt H0USX. anessneaB Eastern and Shoalwater Bay Oysters Steake, Chops, Eta. Open day and night. 11th St, aaxt to Soul!', etgar store F1RST-CLA8S MEAL for 16c; nice cake, coffee, pi, or ejpoghnuts, So, at (J. 8. Restaur- 434 Bond St BEST 15 CENT MEAL, You can always find the best 15-cent meal in the city at the Rising Sun Restaurant 612 CommercialSt. NOTICE TO STOCKHOLDERS. Not it U hereby giveu tint tie an aual meeting of tho KtKLhuKIra of the AMoria Klrctrie Comppany ltl be held at the oltlc of the coinHiny, Tage Block, AtorU, Oregon ,ab MtNiduy Uie eight ( day of January, IWrt, at x o'clock, P. for the purpos of electing a board of directors, to acne during the enaulag year, and for the trmnMulion of such other buinet m y Is fully eorae lefore the meeting. CVN. HIGOIN'S, Becretary. Astoria, OrepMi, Dive mber 10. 11HX1. PSiESSIONAL CARDS. PHYSICIANS. JAY TUTTLE, M. D. PBY8ICIAN AMD 8UUQE0N Aettag Aailetaal lortwa 0. a Marias Hoasltai ntrvtea. Mae boarr. UU1I a.m. 1 U :U pan Tl Coamerctsi Street, lad rteor, LAUNDRIES. VafieMl NlekaSBMa. Englishmen have submitted to the name of John Bull as suited to the aa tlonal character. A Scotchman la San dy. The Irishman derives his nams, Paddy, from his national patron aalnt, while an audent nursery rhyme re cords the fact tbst Taffy was a Welsh man. Engllwh sailors call the French man. In contempt, Johnny Crapaud, out in France he la Jacquea Bon homme, or, as a bourgeois. M. Prod homme. Cousin Michel is the name br which the German Is known to the continental nation. Mynheer sums up the Dutch, while the Swltzer rejolcee In the name of Colin Tampon. Don nnukerandoa Is almost a national nickname for the Spaniards, dating from Elizabethan times. Italians are known a Lazzaronl and Lanes as Danskers. Fixer Rs Anoa the Aacleats. The hands of female mummies found la the tombs of Efrypt are literally cov ered with rings, In many Instances there being from two to oix on every finger. In some cases these ornaments sre composed wholly of gold, but In others, which probably represent all that is left of some poor man's wife or daughter, the rings are brass, glass or pottery ware. According to Josephus snd Herodotus, the Chaldeans and Per sians and the Babylonlane wers all rery fond of rings and other personal ornaments. BEHNKE-WALILER BUSINESS COLLEGE PORTLAND, ORE, If you are thinking of attending Busiaees College, you cannot afford to ignore the best one ia the North west. Oar eqnipaut is anraipassed. The proprietan ar teachers. Oar gTsdsatea are all employed. We wiQ assist 70a to a position when competent. SEND FOR CATALOGUE FREE. wavtctw PftfiiTinv mn TTfiirr inside work, willing to learn. Twenty Ptrefisgs. 1 - years of age. Address Cbss, Larsen, Bay Center, Washington. The Troy Laundry The only white labor laundry In the elty. Dees the beet work at reasonable ariose and la la every way worthy af DR. J. P. GORAY, SpedsUst EYE, EAR, ROSE AXD THROAT sos Ortgoaiaa Building. PORTLAND . ... ORE COS OSTEOPATHISTa. . DR. RB0DA C. RICES OSTEOPATH ' Office ManseL Bid. Phone Black toil ITS Commercial BU Astoria, Ore. DENTISTS. KTJSIC TEACHES. MANDOLIN LESSONS GIVEN-MRS. a D. Stewart, 127 Seventh street FOR REIT FTJRHISBED S00XS. FURNISHED ROOMS-A LARGE furnished or unfurnished room on Commercial street, with gas and bath, reasonable. Inquire at "Astorian." mm O SPICES, 0 COFFEE.TEA. DAIflNO POWDER. flcoh;c EXTRACTS Aurttoiry, finisftliYor, CmrtsJ Srrnh, CeMorAJIt fVicfi CLOSSETaDEYEBS r PORTLAND, ORCCON. BOARD AND ROOMS FOR SEVERAL parties esa be secured at the Holdeo Honxe, 9th and Duane streets. e FOR RENT NICELY FURNISHED rooms with stoves; also housekerping rooms vry reasonable. 678 Commercial street, Shanahan building. 10th aiid DUAN1 Sen, Phone 1ttL DR. T. U BALL, CARDERUO. POTTED PLANTS AND FLOWERS for sale Eiperienede gardeniaf and ob work of all kinds done on short Ktlce Address orders to X. CL Care Astoriaa Offlss. DENTIST. 624 Commercial 8t Astoria Oreeon. Dr. VAUQHAN, DlNTIST Pythian Bollding, Astoria. Oregon. WOOD YARDS. Dr. W. 0. LOGAN WOODI WOOD! WCODl dentibi it mm m . . . 1 ' asysw wiwtmi vim Kfumumumu DUUulDaC Ll.l .J M .a. a t mm I ei m at iswesi pneea. avauy. ths Uaaaftf man. Thone stot Mala. Bam aa Twelfth. spmsHs eeera ' mm - m aoase. TAILORING. FOR RENT-FOUR UNFURNISHED rooms for housekeeping. Man and wife preferred. Cheap . rent to right parties, 1661 Thirty-fourth street. FOR BENT THREE FURNISHED rooms for light house keeping. ' No dsidren. Enquire 472 Commercial street FOR SALE. The? Vmrm CroeedlUa. Two or three species of birds are known to accompany the crocodile whenever he appears abovs water Many a hunter has bad his tirosnects for a shot spoiled by the alarm given to the reptile by bia watchful at . tendants. When they aee any one ap- proaenmg they will fly at the croco dile's nose, giving loud cries, and the beset never waita to Investigate, but instantly shuffles Into the water at bis best speed. A Jawel mt m Jar?. . Lawyer Hsvs you formed any opla . Ion on thla csset JurymanNo, sir. Lawyer-Do you think, after the evi dence on both sides is all In, yon would be able to form any opinion? Jury manNo. sir. Lawyer-You'll do. New York Weekly. Savea Them. , Bpb-now'd you git along rldin in them there sleepln csrs when you took your trip? Simp-Got along all right, but I caught a colored feller tryln' to sneak awsy with my boots sir made Jm bring 'em back.-lndlanapoIIs Star. The Astoria Restaurant. GOOD, CLEAN MEALS EXCELLENT SERVICE OPEN ALL NIGHT 399 Bond St., cor. Ninth I I ! ; f a c-WV Bladder ! ; :Mimcu7cbr.n; jj )48Hours; !: I Vk I TTtTVTV !' C BMabearaUieiuiiMS7DI0 J I 53 Bmartuftamttrftttt I FOR SALE SEVERAL CHEAP BED room suits, lot of curtains, shades, one range, snd other housefurnishing articles. Apply st once 621 Exchange street. LOST AND F0URD. LOST-1N STAR THEATRE, Dis charge papers from Company "L.1 Twenty-Third infsntry, U. 8. A., Finder plesse ksve at thia office and receive reward. FOR SALE MISCELLANEOUS. SECOND HAND DONKEY ENGINES for sale, suitable for logging and hoisting purposes. For description and price apply to F, D. Kuttner, Astoria, Oregon. FOR SALE CHEAP HORSE, BUG gy and harness. Inquire Astorian of lea. EMBROIDERY LESSORS GIVER LESSONS IN nARDANGER ' EM- broidery Is given by Mrs. Julius Erickmn. C3 West Bond street, Astoris. for 25 cants per Hour. B. MARTINSON Fine me rchsnt tailoring, Room 5. over 1 Coopers store, K. of P. Building. As toria. DR. C. W. BARR, ' Dentist, Maosetf Building Tslepboae Rl 2061 Astoris, Oregon ! nnnsassnnnBBnssnBBBSBaBSBnsn SEASIDE DIRECTORY. ' WINES AMD LIQUORS. THE OEM FURNITURE. An up to date resort for Gfnttrmen. Clioice Wines, Liquors snd Cigais. Give .... II 1 MS S . ,v"",'v" "ss-scujuuiw 0. E. HUNTER, Prop, Seaside, Ore. .iM44 . 60 YEARS' . EXPIRIINCB Goodman Bldg. 68S Commercial St U P.N ITU RE, Carpsts, Ssdding, Steves, Msttlng, Window Shadss, LINOLEUM, Ete. BROKERAGE. 1 rmm 4 C. J. tkenciiard" Rsal Estate. Insursnee. Cammiular and Shipping. CUSTOM HOUSE BROKER. Offloe 133 Ninth Street, Next to Justios Ofnoe. ASTORIA. OREGON. Tnaot Mamtt Dtaioaa Cannaun A-f Anton. niHn k.kMxli mil mvtrtim Sulmlf wcariain Mr opinui In mhiht m mil KJM nrttof, Hhoot en.t, ta the InrsMHiim ! Drtbnhlr Malsrrisk,si. i"Mam.aM tlofntnet(trvmadiitfaL M4Q&9QI oa FstMif tit 1r. FMm gmtcf fur swmnnf Mlettl. Iiut tMn (ftruuirti Munn k to. rKtt? m. sP B 1 r Tha Smith Premier is the simplest and strong, est ofall writing machines. It does better work, does it quicker, Masts longer, and costs less in the long run than any other type writing machine. It is The World's Best Typewriter . Let ni sens' yes our link book teDin ail start It Typewriter supplies. M enmwrtntes, 5tenonpbers lumishts. Tha Smith Premier Typewriter Company 4. -i.i. -i riirtmnd Ur. Scientific Htnerican. 'iil.itoii of anywusntiSA Hiral, Tru. ) , f 1 pw"m ww.rwi nMwiivr MUNN & Co . New York brack umcm, ifB f SC. WmSib.uo. Ixl. 7 MORNING ASTORIAJf Is on Sals In Astoria at J. N. GRIFFIR'S BOOKSTORE. UTZUTGER'S HEWS DEPOT, OCCIDENT HOTEL OFFICE, SCULLY'S CIGAR STOKE. JOS. JACOBS, CIGAR SI0BE. and THE ASTOSIAR OFFICE, Tenth and Commercial Sta, MEDICAL." THE Dr. C. GEE WO Medicine Co. Formerly lorslsd 33 Akisr Bireett lor the . Pat See ycera,UAVE llfUVEn Ink. (K. all. a . i . a a ? i asntw nrioa Duiiaing nsr of First snd Unrn bi.i. v " z, zrrz. " u.ni. Asm iraneeno. m front St Ssccessfcl Hose Treitceat pgaSttevrjK Iortor oa arrouat of kls wolral euera without Us sis ors sal, wimoui talet hwb. brk, anil VM.UbW thai ars aa "T? T1 rUM ia mis country, mui tkrousb tlx iue af Ukms aaraslesa rmu. innw vi cure CsawrH. Asthma, Leaf Tress!, tjwiasetlsai. Jwwsaasei. Sasst. Uvsr. IUay, rrsssss WeslUMssa4 sM Oireato Dseeaea. ' .f ZTi a-eesl stassM tor saaUlnflSook and clrruW. ASdrwa, as C 0 Wee CMaes Msaklne Ceu si.... Nl-2rrSltCer.WHse, M.atl.tais f ellssi Ortfea, . t-L- I. 11 LJ LJBB HOTELS. I0TEL PORTLAND PORTLAND, ORE. j ) flneet Hetsl la the Nerthwetl LICK San Frindsco 'i Uadbg cob. ttnlanct tod UmUj hotel ctntrally loeattd. Con. t altfit to all car lines, and plaCM of amusement gni l terett. Caft and Grill at tacaed, Rates U 00 per day and up, Street cart direct to kotel from and to all depots, HOUSE Sao Frtscisco, Cil. lnisiQTtoiz kind of Sioij for mom MAGAZINE ta pauing 10,000 ' . TOO DirriCOLT I MaS . trim nt Ou.k.. , ' r-iwwm -mmm bjssbi IB) UM WOW aw fttAn tnrnssf M mm M St tu t Tk. Old Udt m mt WlMttltM mA mm m . "rir.'r mmmm' rs "Ilka. "IU u '.Tj Mt M Do ,VOtL know o atelier one Ws want llttU ,ir.A I ra-si aug4iin '".--"Jf! ,iorit,l "lolt, bits of linf from S nTiinamDm. ns or book that has nude you ' ThlnK, Lauih or Cry ho prim fti be liven tl best scIm '"' ! Pile it slim dolUM ssSS JOE CIIAPPLE, Editor OOaCHMTM AVENVK, t