The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930, November 21, 1905, Image 6

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Newspaper Page TextTHE MORNING ASTORIAN. ASTORIA. OREGON, TUESDAY, NOVIMBIR at, 1903. r i There In a story told of a wtor Gwk v poet who lived in Home at the time of the Emperor Augustus. It shows us that wit often succeeds where merit fall. " The poet was anxious to fain faror with the emperor. Every morning he . waited at the palace door, and as toe emperor passed out the poet presented " him with a verse or au epigram that :'. he hud composed. The emperor accept ed the poetry, but never paid the pint ' anything. Indeed, his presumption rather amused the emperor, and. being oue day lu a merry humor, he wrote a Terse himself and handed It gravely to the poet, who waited for him, as usual, at the gate. The poet, with ready wit, pulled out his purse and emptied the two or three coppers It contained Into the emperor's hand. "Ah," cried be. "there should be more, but I give you my ability! If I were as rich as you, great Caesar. I would pay a much greater price for . verses." And It is pleasant to be told that the ' emperor thought the Joke worth 1,000 s crowns. Water Car Fr Rkmutlia. If people afflicted with rheumatism ., would oar try a simple remedy right ; at (hand Instead of scurrying all over the country for core they would get well a good sight quicker," said a maa who was once so knotted up witn r rheumatism that he bad to use crotches. "Just let them drink water, - quarts of It That's what did the busi ness for me. I drink about three quarts of water a day not Ice water, but Just ordinary cold water as it comes from the faucet I drink two glasses when I get up In the morning, two when I go to bed and I drink It all day. I have a big pitcher of It put on my desk, and whenever I look up from iny work for a minute's rest I drink a glass of water. No mineral water, no charged water, no "health water1 for me, but just plain, good old fashioned water. To be sure, the salt water baths at the shore did me a lib tie good, but the damp days at the shore took all the good away. Now I take fresh water baths Internally and spend my summers where It is high and dry." New York Press. Wlat la Wlrea Braatr. The telegraph operator pulled up hi horse. -Harkr he said. The wind la tbc roadside wire give forth a shrill sound, a sot menacing and sad. Do you bear that? the man asked, That la a sign of a violent storm. Whenever you bear It look out for weather troubles a snow squall In the winter, a lerriflc downpour with a thunder and lightning accompaniment In the summer. The sound of the wind la the wires makes a good barometer. I have used It as a barometer for two yeara and tt hasn't failed me ones. A scientist from Germany told me about It Be said that the variations of the sound were due to the expansion and contrac tion of the wires that changing atmos pheric conditions caused. "A deep or baas sound of consider able strength means showery weather within twenty-four hours. A shrill sound, as I said before, means violent storms. A mild hum means continued tear." "I Thank The Lord!" cried Hannah Plant, of Littla Rock, Ar, "for the relief I got from Buck fen's Arnica Salve. It cured my fearful running sores, which nothing else would heal, and from which I had suffered for S years." It is a marvelous healer for rata, burns and wounds. Guaranteed at Charles Rogers' drug store; 25c. NOTICE. Write us for big bargains in Hurst Automatic Switch k Signal Co., stock before the switch goes on road. Regular price $5.75. Our price much lower. How ean we do it? We hold more shares than we can conveniently carry and must sacrifice to raise cash. For particu lars address W. J. Curtis k Co., 215 Commercial block, Portland, Ore. Smith Premier fs the simplest and strong est of all writing machines. It does better work, does it quiclcer,lasts longer, and costs less in the long run than any other type writing machine. It is The World's Best Typewriter Let at teas' Ji our little took teffinf aD. about It. Typewriter wppfi. Ma china rentei. Stenographers rurnhbed. Th Smith Premier Typewriter Company 247 fctark M.. I'orl 1 r Small Ads. on this page are read by those who know their value. Try them They will be of value to you. I You May Want A furnished house, rooms or store. Make jour wants known to the readers of this paper. If you want a tenant for a house, some reader may be the desired party. ObUined by Advertising in the Want Columns of the Morning Astorian. DAILY 7,000 READERS HELP WANTED. GIRL WANTED FOR IIOUSEWORK in family of three. Portland suburbs near car line. Wages $15.00 per month. Address "D" Astorian. ROCKXIKN WANTED AT BUNKER bill quarry. Take boat to Stella, Washington. RAILWAY MAIL CLERKS FOR Posi tions in Oregon; 10 men wanted to prepare for coming examination; be ginning salary $300. Write at onee to E. O. Hynen, 12 Breeden bldg, Port land, Ore. LEARN "iLEGRAPHY AND R. R. Accounting. $50 to $500 a month sal try assured our graduates under bond. Our six schools the largest in America and endorsed by all Railroads. Writ for catalogue. MORSE SCHOOL OF TELEGRAPHY, Cincinnati, O, Buffalo, . Y, Atlanta, Ga, La Crosse, Wis, Tex arkana, Tex San Francisco, CaL WANTED LADY OR GENTLEMAN to travel $21.00 a week and expenses. $2.00 and $2.50 per day to work in city. Call at Shanahan block, 578 Commercial street, room 112. SITUATIONS WAS ISO. LADY WOULD LIKE POSITION AS cashier, saleslady, or any light work. Address "K" care Astorian office. WAITRESS WOULD LIKE DINING room work, or housework; can cook. Address "B" cars Astorian office. FOR SALE MISCELLANEOUS. SECOND HAND DONKEY ENGINES for sale, suitable for logging and hoisting purposes. For description and price apply to F. D. Kutttner, Astoria, Oregon. FOR SALE CHEAP HORSE, BUG gy and harness. Inquire Astorian of foe. GARDENING. POTTED PLANTS AND FLOWERS for sale Experienedc gardening and ob work of all kinds done on short lot ice Addres orders to X. C. Care Astorian Office. PROPOSALS FOR BIDS. Scaled proposals for bids will be re ceived at the office of the Columbia River Packers' Association for the erec tion of a wharf and warehouse on the site of the old Occid-nt cannery in Up per Astoria. Plans and specifications ean be seen at the office. Bids will be open ed on Nov. 25 at 10 o'clock, a. m., The right is resemd to reject any or all bids. COLUMBIA RIVER PACKER'S AS SOCIATION. Astoria, Oregon, Nov. 9, 1905. NOTICE FOR BIDS BIDS WILL 15 E received up to 2 p. m. on Dewmlter 1. M5H by the City Surveyor on belialf ci the Park Commission for the cht ing and grubbing of , the Shiveiy paik site. Specifications can be seen at the office of the City Surveyor. All bidder are required to examine park site and inform themselves as to the work to be done. All bids must be in a lump sum for the work to be performed, and the Commission reserves to themselves the right to reject sny and all bids. By Order of the Park Commlsir,n. J. W. KUPRENANT . AUG. HILDKURAM) ALFRED S. TEE, Committee. NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS PLANS at office of Ferguson k Houston, room 4, Page Block, for stairway and repairs to entrance Fulton k Dement building. Bids close Saturday, November 25th at 4 p. m. Done at Astoria this November 21, Free With Small Ads FOR KX2IT- FURNISHED ROOMS. FOR RENT-NICELY FURNISHED rooms with stoves; also bousekerpiuj rooms very reasonable. 578 Commercial stmt, Sbanabaa building. FOR RENT-FOUR UNFURNISHED rooms for housekeeping. Maa and wife preferred. Cheap rent to right parties, 1G61 Thirty-fourth street. FOR RENT THREE FURNISHED rooms for light heue keeping. No liiren. Enquire 472 Commercial street FOR RENT HOUSEKEEPING ROOMS 127, 7U street. LOST AHD F0UHD. LOST-A FOB BEARING MASONIC at arm on Commercial street, between 10th and 12th streets. Finder pleas (save at this office and receive reward. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. PHYSICIANS. JAY TUTTLE, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Acting Aialntant Surgeon TJ.S. Marine Hospital Hervlce. 3fflos hours: 10 to II a.m. I to 4:1 p.m 477 Commercial Street. 2nd Floor. DR. J. P. GORAY, Specialist EYE, EAR, NOSE AND THROAT 105 Oregonian Building. PORTLAND .... OREGON 08TEOPATHI3T8. DR. RH0DA C. HICKS OSTEOPATH Office ManseU Bid. Prions Black J065 E7I Commercial Bt- Astoria, Ore. DENTISTS. DR. T. L. BALL, DENTIST. (24 Commercial St Astoria Oreeon. Dr. VAUQHAN, Dentist Pythian Building, Astoria. Oregon. Dr. W. C. LOGAN DENTI81 S78 Commercial 8t, Shanahan Boilding DR. C. W. BARR, Dentist, Mansell Building Telephone Bed 2061 Astoria, Oregon TAILORING. E. MARTINSON Fine merchant tailoring, Room 6, over Cooper's store, K. of P. Building, Astoria, mm RET By Special Arrangement with Wadhams & Kerr Bros. TIIK ASTORIAN has secured a large quantity of their FAMOUS ECONOMY FRUIT JARS One of which, together with a Booklet of Recipes, will be given with each -.Vccnt or higher want ad. inserted in either The Daily or The Sunday Astorian. What Mr Fred Dreaaer KmGlnaa Manufacturing Company. Portland, Orron. timtlrnirn: Hricrrluf lo Uie K.frrrlus to the say that wi have bwn arlllnc them The flrnt yrar we ordered thrre year our orttor ella (or twenty .nv Wtrilev that within a n btraUM the quality of the Jar fa uallty of the Jar far bavins a wula mouth, iherrftic The covrr la an aulUry aa other Jam ar made of line, which prutlucra polxm when In routart with fruit and vifelabU-a. The abaoTute certainty or rvrry HTONOMY JAH aeallm make, it the Heal lar for rannln purpim. We tMprak agreat futur for Hie ECONOMY JAK. fteare very truly youra, K. DKKMNKK a Co. By K. nrwMM. Vtv. ASTORIAN SMALL ADS Are "Economy" in Renting Rooms, Selling Property, Finding Lost Articles, etc. the rate is one cent a word each insertion. Advertisements must be delivered m our office and paid for in advance. BUSINESS DIRECTORY RESTAURANT THANKSGIVING OYSTERS. We are prepared to aupply all orders for oysters, crawfish and crabs for Thaakagiving. Give us a trial order. Toke Point Oyiter House, 112 Eleventh street, Telephone 2741 Main. F1RST-CI.A8S MEAL for 15c; nice cake coffee, pie, or doughnuts, 5c, at U. S. Restaur ant. 434 Bond St BEST to CENT MEAL. You can always find the beet 15-cent meal in the city at the Rising Sun Restaurant 612 rmmercialSt. LAUNDRIES. The Troy Laundry The only white labor laundry In the DoM h b" rsssonabls r'eM nd ln ,v,ry werthX your patronage. 10th and DUANE 8ts Phons 1991. MEAT MARKETS. Central Meat Market G. W. Morton & Jno. Fuhrman, Prop's. CHOICEST FRESH AND SALT MEATS PROMPT DELIVERY. (42 Commercial St Phene Main 821 DAWSON'S HEAT MARKET J. C. Dawson, Prop. CHOICE FSESH AND CURED MEATS Direct from the ranch at the lowest prices. A complete line of vegetables always on hand. 418 Bond street. WOOD YARDS. WOOD1 WOOD1 WCOD1 Cord wood, min wood, box wool, any kind of wood at lowest prices. Kelly, the transfer man. Thone 1191 Main, Bars on Twelfth, opposite opera koaae. SEASIDE DIRECTORY. WINES AND LIQUORS. THE OEM An up to-date resort for Gentlemen. Choice Wines, Liquors and Cigars. Give us a call and we'll do the rest. 0. E. HUNTER, Prop, Seaside, Ore. ill bv Situations Wanted Advertisements Inserted Twice Without Charge. has to tay about the ECONOMY JaR : Eti ECONOMY KIU'IT JAR, w ara i I lo hr llirro jrrara. grmaa, the aveoud year ln (rou, and thla (torn. w ymtra they will be the only jar In ue : flmt. rt-laalluthfa;arond, the Jar It Hilary, eaMly rltwuiH the (law Kuril, while the coverr on many FURNITURE. ROBINSON & HILDEBRAND Qeedman tlrfo. Ul Commercial St URN ITU At, Carpets, Bedding. Steves, Matting, Window Shades, LINOLEUM, Etc, ROKERAQE. C. J. TKENCHARD Real Estate, Insuranoe, Cemmlsolet and Shipping. CUSTOM HOUSE BROKER. Offlee 1SS Ninth Strsst, Neat to Jweties OffUe. ASTORIA, OREOON. vhd4. BO YEARS v EXPERIENCE Tnaoc Marks DcaioNa CoanrRtoHTa Ac. Anrnn.wnillns a akMrli and dwriitrtlna mmf Inn I. nriihaU. nlj.nl.ila f'nMHiiiilMb Mifiar1ctl7nnatmi(UI. MANDBvN OB I'Mouu rni It, Dlilml airmiry fiir Mo-vrMif MUmla. I'lti-nn Ukvn llintuirh Muna k Cv. femil Scientific American. A tianriwimolr HlnaintiMl wiwklr. t.rMt etr. rtiimmn i( nr 'irfiiidn lnurii.l, rami, a rmr: r.iir montlu, II. Suia brail MlMln l&Co.",BNewTorl( ta lma. (OS r Ht. Wuhliwtun. 1. C. Brn TUB MORNING ASTORIAN Is on Sale in Astoria at J. N. GRIFFIN'S BOOKSTORE. UTZINGER'S NEWS DEPOT, OCCIDENT HOTEL OFFICE, SCULLY'S CIGAR STORE, JOS. JACOBSrcllAR STORE. and THE ASTORIAN OFFICE, Tenth and Commercial Sta. Ml OH MEDICAL. Dr. De A. Sanburn FRENCH SPECIALIST. The King of Cures Is now la your city, Introducing tnj wonJeiful arts of healing. Coma one snd all and I will tell everyone their dUraae snd you will be mails well. My medirlne are all nature's remrdir, roots, herba, bsrks and brrrirs. After I introduce my medicine I will lesve certain kinds of It In your drug stores. My home office and laboratory is at 102 Hurst street. University Park, Portland, Ore. Office hours 9 to 12 a. m., I to p. at ttha llegler llouae, (W0 Coramir rial street, rooms 1 and 2. Coasultatioa free at Astoria, Ore. THE Dr. C. GEE WO Chinese Medicine Co. Formerly locale! 333 Airier Htreet; fr the baatflve yiars,UAVE MOVED Into the Isrjre brich boilding at the sonth-eaalmr. ner of First and Morrison Hlraota. Kb. tranoeNo. 162 Front Bt. Successful Home Treatment Dr.q.fiEI WO la known tbruuehnut ths Onllrd fclalM, and In rallrd lh (,rmt Chllima lxrtr cm arynnt or bla wondrrful eura without lh aid of a Sniff, without ualoc txilMinordtusiorariy kind. II trrau any and all dlaaM Willi Miwrrul orlrtiUI rH4 hrrha. Iiarka. and vrcrublm (h.t Br un known lo ui0lcal arlmr In Uila country, and thrmirh (hn M nt thxae harralnM rem, dlra hr(uaralitca u cure CsUrrh, Aithras. Lunj Trouble, RhtumttUm, Nsrvouinea. Slmnsch. Uver, Kidney, rmU WtakiMH snd til Chronic D statu. l'll or writ, rnrionln j-vnt stamps for malllns bwik and rlrriilar. Addrma, Ths C. C Woo Chlnstt Mtdlcln Ce., No. I6 1.2 r inl St, S C. Cor Morrtion. Menlbm Ibis PoflU(Mj q,, HOTELS. HOTEL PORTLAND PORTLAND, ORE. Finest Hotel )n the Nertliweet San Franclico,i leading con tenienco and famil hotel central! located. Con Tenient foill car lines, tnd places of amusement and in tereit. Cafe and Grill at tached. RateifLOOperda; and up. Streetcar! direct to aotei from and to all depot, HOUSE San Francisco, Cal. or Kldnev tt uiaaaer troubles. Cures In 43H0UT3 DISCHARGES Back Csnaule ?V bear l ban m. 4V V yaw - - ft ! I " Ml Is) mm W,r.Slllrxi 1905. WW