THE MORNING ASTORIAN, ASTORIA, OREGON.
FRIDAY, SEPTIHBZB it, 1903. j
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WEEXXY ASTOKIAir.
By mail, per year, in advance. .$1.00
Entered m end-laes matter Job
S5, 1S05, at the poetofltoe at Aatorle. Ore
gon, under the act X Con rees of March t,
1879.
ajJ-Orrtara for tha deUwnn of Til Moajr
iMiaroauM to either iwktaw or plate of
buigM r aaade by postal card or
throuxft leJe.'howe. Aaf urrarulartty o
livery should ba 'aareedJatoty reported to the
office of puhttoatioa.
TELEPHONE MAIN 6C1.
THE LATEST CLOUD.
Because the government has decided
to send the American minister to Costa
Rica in a aarhip to Nicaragua for the
purpose of seeing that justice is done
American citirens resident in that coun
try there need be no fear that hostili
ties are to be commenced at once. While
the unofficial report received in Wash
ington shows that Nicaragua has over
stepped the bounds of its obligations to
ward the citizens of a friendly nation,
there may be another side to the story.
It appears that Americans engaged in
the tobacco trade were accused by the
authorities of having disobeyed the law,
and an attempt was made to raid their
property under the statement that their
tobacco was to be confiscated. The raid
was stopped, but the leader of the party
was admitted to the house and went
away unable to prove his charge. Other
means of annoying the Americans were
roumt, mnl fa time they were luiprtsoned,
charged with "resistance of authority
and violent abuse of the executive."
They were arrested on the street while
peaceably going to their place of busi
ness. The report shows that they sim
ply acted on what they had every rea
son to believe was within their rights,
the cause of the trouble being antagon
ism of the tobacco monopoly because
they refused to sell when the company
desired. , . 15' ..
Whet ihe outcome of the incident will
be can only be determined when the
facts are well known. But it is clear
that if the Americans are in the right
they will receive the full protection of
the American government. - -
bread, and at supper bread, butter and
tea. I clothe myself on 17 year and
always nava two complete outfits."
. Seaman does not usa tht street ear
and walks to his suburban lodgings,
also for short distances through the
country 1 1 but he does patronite the
railroads for long journeys. His sole
business is buying the titles of prop-
ery sold for taxes and disposing of them
at higher price.
THEIS SINGING COMFORT.
-A little girl I knew," aid Saan B.
Anthony, "went with her teavher one .af
ternoon, to vfcit the wmnty prison. She
becanie interested in a conriJrt who was
knitting stocking, and stopped to talk
to the an.i i ?J w '
?'Do yon find it dnirhereair! she
said. - ,?'"
" 'Indeed I Jo, fn' the convict an
swered. ? f '' )
"'StiuV aid;thl thUdthe singing of
the birds helps to relieve the monotony
doesn't it f '
"Singing of the birds?' said the con
vict in a puzzled voice.
" 'Yea.' said the little girl. ; -. .
What birds? asked the man.'
The well meaning but ignorant child,
with'a helpful smile, replied:
" The little jail birds. They must lie
a great comfort to you'."
! The SEASIDE HOUSE 1
HE HAD A GOOD SEASON.
Xodd Come out with me and take
ride in my auto.
Todd How long have you had itt
"Just got it
"Had any experience with them!"
-No."
"Going to run it yourself!"
"I am."
"Can you mend a punctured tire!"
"Xo, sir."
"Wouldn't know the first thing to do!"
"Xot the first thing."
"Have you studied, read or been giv
en any advice!"
"Xo, sir; I tell you I don't know the
first thing."
"How far do you want to go!"
"Just as far as the thing will go."
"All right. I'll go with you."
"What! Why I didn't dream you'd ae
cept my invitation."
"Why not!"
"Why, I didn't suppose you'd care to
go out in an auto with a man who
doeont know anything about It." 1
"Xonsense! You're just the man."
"How's that!"
"Simply because, old chap, if we break
down we'll drop the old machine and get
home by trolley, train or carriage. But
if you thought you knew the flrt thing
about it you'd spend the rest of the dav
trying to fix it up, while I'd have to say
with you and Buffer as matter of eou-
ty." !-... MM'...
; THE FOOD POISONERS.
When food la so Dad tbat it kills a
dog it must be bad enough not to sell
to human beings. Yet it is precisely the
adulterants put upon our tables and
served to us in hotels and restaurants
which are killing the dogs. A chemist
in Atlantic City has been conducting
a series of experiments by feeding thee
preservatives, substitutes and coloring
matters to dogs, guinea pigs and rabbits,
and the results are fatal. Post mortem
examinations show the results of actual
poison. These materials are eaten by
men, women and children. They are
served in breadstuff ; they are used in
canned goods; they are employed by the
Chicago packers in embalming beef and
tan-ages; they enter into the composi
tion of spice and condiments; they
give color and sharpness to watered
wines and liquors; they give an effect
or ripening to beer that should mature
in the vats; and, so far as we are aware,
not one manufacturer who thus sophis
ticates his output has ever been sent to
jail.
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
Deaf mutes are always ready to take
a hand in arguments.
Rejected suitors are the victims of
misapplied defotion.- ' '
It's a wise man who patches up the
quarrel instead of his face.
Beware of the financial pointer; it
usually points the wrong way.
As a weather forecaster there is noth
ing superior to a healthy corn.
Charity is a garment that serves to
cover up much moral scrawninesa.
There's something radically wrong
with the man who enjoys visiting a den.
tist.
Isn't it a pity that the average re
former neglects to begin his work at
home.
You will need to prepare your system
for the coming weather, get your or
gans to work like clock work. Mollis
ter's Rockey Mountain Tea taken this
month will do the business. 35 cents.
ea or Tablets, sold and recommended
liv Frank Hart.
SEVEN CENTS A
DAY.
Seven cents a day is all that A. J.
Seaman, a professional tax title buyer,
with residences in Denver and Omaha,
spend for food and drink, according to
his own statement. He is thought to
1 worth at least $100,000 and is known
to have presented certified check for
30,000 on one occasion. Despite his
fortune he lives In the mo-t frugal man
ner, renting a small room far out in the
suburbs, for whih he pays almost noth
ing. "I have reduced the cost of living to
a science," says Seaman. "Seven cents
a day is. my limit, and what this
amount ' buys keeps tne in excellent
health. This allows 2 cents each for
breakfast and supper and 3 centa for a
hearty meal in the middle of the day.
lor breakfast I have coffee and crack
ers; for dinner a bowl of soup with
IMPORTANT CONFERENCE HELD.
Oyster Bay, Sept. 21. A conference
of much iintortam was held tonight
at Sagamore Hill, the participants be
ing I're-iilent Roosevelt, Secretary Root,
Senator Henry Cabot Ixlge and Joseph
II. Choate. While it is known that a
particular subject of great concern to
tne country was under consideration.
The nature of it has not been diuclosed
officially tonight.
If you want your little ones ttrong,
healthy and robust, give them Hollister's
Rockey Mountain Tea. A tonic for the
whole family. The children's friend.
33 cents, Tea or Tablets, sold and recco
mended by Frank Hart
A young woman can earn her Jit
ing expenses in Portland while study- L
nig at tin Holmes Business College.
For particulars, address the Principal,
Holmes Business College, 23-33 Y. M.
C. A. Building, Portland, Ore. &
The Aatorian, 75 centa a month.
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Dangers of Defective Plumbing.
Defecdvt plumbing permits the entrance Into the boose
I of sewer gts bearisf germs of
JJL contagious diseases to which tht human sjs
III tern readily succumbs.
Sewer gas b not necessarily generated In the
ewer, but b frequently created b the plumb
bg system within the home and enters the
psrtments through defective fixtures.
If b doubt, consult os regarding theptpbg
and replacing defectift fixture! with
ttdkfstd Porcelain Enameled Ware
acknowledged as the best sanitary cqulpme&u
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If you are goiog East, X would appreciate
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plan your trip and tell you all about Rock Island
service. Just drop me a line consultation
free 1
X will show you a Rock Island folder and our
publication entitled "Across the Continent in a
Tourist Sleeping Car." It is of considerable
importance that you select the right route
there are many different ways to go. I'll tell
you of the superior points about the Rock
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Oeneral Agent, Rock Island System,
140 Third Street, Portland, Ore.
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responsible for the condition of the blood. SA-MU-LAH ba
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of specific febrile disorders where the blood has a large excels
of febrine or uric add. Every disease or disorder that flesh is
heir to can be traced to Impure Blood. SAMULAH has
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nnpp A JsTls eckaf SA.MU-LArl tablets MM tr say
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CAUSE ONE-THIRD OF
THE TOTAL DEATHS.
When the Kidneys fail to perform their functions properly by not straining out the poison
ous waste matter from the blood as it passes through them, the poisons are carried by the
circulation to every part of the body, deranging the different organs. This causes heart
trouble, stomach trouble, sluggish liver and a host of other ills, all due to deranged Kidneys.
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wnoie system, ana ine aiseases mat nave
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Mr. Kotxrt O. Burks, Bloom, Saratof a Co., N. Y.t wrltm-I am U4 to ttava a enoor
tanity f wiling what macoiAcMt remits I hava had from aalna FOLEY'S KIDNBT
CURB after havinc tmd other advarUMd medlcioM and several phyri
h 1 Bad to f rt
wHth d repay ao
acroa. the room,
dT, aad befor. I had takea the third bottle the superfluous ieah had f one, as well ss all
ether ayoiptoms ef Kidney trouble. Mr friend, were eorpriaed that 1 waa cared, they
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elaaa. Before i arcaa hr911r m VIMS r13D nPPfl rfmnven. LOffl.
p from it to so times each Bight to relieve my bladder. 1 was all eioates up -
air eyesight was ae Impaired that I could scarcely see one of my family a-,.-. iV.'nn. 1701 T7VQ If InMRV PITT? M
, lef.et.l was eo badly used up that I bad igiveaap hope of living wheal tuu,b vaftiug A wr i-"
Do not risk
at the first sign of danger.
tned it baa failed U be beat&tud.
ether symptoms ef Kidsey trouble. Siv friende were eorpriaed that i waa cures, aa tn.y , ... , . . . .
all thought I waa going to die. Ev few dayeaeme one comee from miles away to teara haVinCT BriETht S DlSCaSe Or DiaDClCS.
th. a.m. of th. wonaVful mnlicine that Ciued mt of Bright DiMaM, aad aet SIS that "w6"k "vbjv vt vawwiv..
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