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About The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 13, 1905)
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, ipj i.TIIE MOUSING ASTOKIAX, ASTOKIA. OREGON. 3 The public's choice since 17S9. ' j "Your cheeks are peaches," he cried. "No, they are Pears- she replied. Pears Soap brings the color of health to the skin. It is the finest toilet soap in all the world. II Th Smith Premier is the simplest and strong est of all writing machines. It docs better work, does it quicker, lasts longer, and costs less in the long run than any other type writing machine. It is The World's Best Typewriter Lrt m Mn4 you our little book (riling illthmillt. Typewriter iupjllr. Mi. chiiwt rented. Strnogrtphcn fura!ih4. The Smith Premier Typewriter Company 247 btark M., 1'ottluuJ Or. A SEICOSHA'S WIAPOIT. Aa Innocent-Looking. Boi With Bit tier's Ting. Hurry Annltege, n old Mexican trmrliT, ws (hatting with ft. report. Naturally tiir eoiivewatiim turned ujxm tin unttM condition of that coua- trj and th guerilla warfare that l ! lug waged aglnt the admlnUtraallon by the mountain people. During thU conversation he drew from lite pocket an object that to all outward appear ance was nothing more than an ordina ry match bo. A l he paeJ it over to a reporter for lnx-Uon, he taldi ' "Do you know that you have In your hand the moat villianou weapon I heave ever seen In my traveler . That little silver but con tain enough power to cam the death of ten thousand men. If you will touch that title epring Jut below the lid ahl Vi have it. "Now, notice that protrulon. That i the tu.k of the great diamond hack rattlesnake, one of the family of vea- union r'ptil' coinriHin in the moun tain of the WYntern t'nltcd -State and Mi-xico. "If you will uhme at that point you Hill find that it U flit and that an am Ur like Diatfr exudf from it. "That amlx'r-iolored matter U the Vfiiotii of the reptile, taken from it venon ok and Mexican net tiK-e tuk mrved eilver lx', ami the M-xi-aan nitoiiiot anyone who larnt to aault iiaiiiot anyone who dre to aaault or iiilct tlicm. One wratili from the Miiut of Unit terrible tuk mean an iiUMiiluation of the nwt deadly vlru known t mann. The n-ron eo Inocu lated will die a horrible death within even or eight hour after receding the wouilI and not Limw what had caiiel hi denth. for to all appearance it i ju-t the ocratih of a pin or a needle. "In t'un hniind of an iimcrtipulou peion it would be productive of more evil than a whole buttery of gtina. I pnirluui-e it of an old Mexican hag in liirangi, and I iippoe he hand ttIen if from 01110 Imly of eate, but I have never wen anything to eijual it a a death-dealing iii-trnim-nt." 'BLOOD PURIFYING TABLETS. MAKES RICH RED BLOOD, HEALTH AND STIENBTH. A BLESSING TO BRAIN WORKERS AND NERVOUS PEOPLE. a posiTivii cvuu for CCZEMA SCURVY RHEUMATISM NERVOUS DISEASES WEAK LUNOS CONSTIPATION NERVOUS DYSPEPSIA ERYSIPELAS GOUT TUBERCULOUS BLOOD POISON KIDNEY TROUBLE IRREOELAR flENSES LIVER TROUBLES. SA-MU-LAH tablets are compounded from the essence of rare East Indian Plants, and are the perfected result of over ao years of medical research, SA-flU-LAH acts promptly on the Lungs, Liver and Kidneys. These organs are directly responsible for the condition of the blood. SA-MU-LAH is a blood purifying medicine put tip in tablet form, and contains nothing: of an injurious nature. They are invaluable in cases of specific febrile disorders where the blood has a large excess of febrine or tirlc acid. Every disease or disorder that flesh is heir to can be traced to Impure) Blood. SA-MU-LAH has helped thousands of sufferers. It can help you. neI A Sample pacfcic at SA-MU4.AN tablet will be unt tree te eay f rC tltlo rN writing a4 eacloatag sc. te sever col el pottage. ON SALE AT PRINCIPAL DRUOOISTS. PRICE PER BOX CONTAINING 25 TABLETS. 50 CENTS If your dealer cannot aupply you, send price and order to POWELL DRUQ & CHEMICAL CO,, 140 NASSAU ST., NEW YORK. Your Prescription: Rock Island If you are going East, X would appreciate your consulting me. X will gladly help you plan your trip and tell you all about Rock Island ervice. Just drop me a line consultation free! I will show you a Rock Island folder and our publication entitled "Across the Continent in a Tourist Sleeping Car." It is of considerable importance that you select the right route there are many different ways to go. I'll tell you of the superior points about the Rock Island way. a. h. McDonald," General Agent, Rock laland 8yttm, 140 Third Street, Portland, Ore. HALLER WAS POLITE. a' Steer ( the raae Iwbi Meat tUt m4 Hie EleetUa. nailer, a fainoue Swiss acientlat of tbe eighteenth century, was one well rewarded for hla politeness to a fellow traveler. Boot scientist And It bard to take an intereet In anything except their own specialties. It waa not ao with nailer. Ilia fellow traveler waa I food woman from Berne. The con venation fell naturally upon the com modity for which Berne la noted cakes. The Berne dame aald with pride that be could make fourteen klnde of takes. What wis her aurprtae and detlfbt when Bailer aaked her now an made them I She eagerly befaa a recital, with copious explanation!, of those fourteen redpea, and she had a good Hateser. rerfaapa IXaller regretted hla rufc question, bat bo did not snow it Bo llatened patlenUx and amillng! to the end. and bo and the Beraeao woman parted very good frleoda, tboogb bo bad hardly spoken a word. It la safe to aay that la all bla aclentlfle re searches be bad not learned ao much tbout the combination of butter and sugar and eggs. Some time afterward be waa elected to an Important political offlce. From some quartera be received an unex pected number of votes. Then bo found out that bla Bernese cakemaklng friend bad been ao impressed with the intelligence and ability of ber fellow traveler that when abe beard bo waa running for offlce abe gave ber rela tives, friends and acquaintances no peace of mind until abe btfd secured their promise to rote for blm. CABS IN RUSSIA. Fares Are Lew If Tee Are C te tfce Trleka ef tke Drivers. In no European country are cab fares ao cheap aa In Russia, for there la no tariff at all. On the rank are half a dozen drivers on the boxes of their droskles-tlny victorias, bung low and with Just room for two If the two clasp waists tter the Russian mode. If you know Just about bow far yon want to drive you take the first driver and tell blm where you want to go and what la the price offered. The eti quette la followed Invariably. The driver throwa up bla eyea In horror, lie calls upon the saints to witness that ao ridiculous a price must be dou bled before be could look at It You are not deceived. Tou walk on. And before you bare gone ten pace the cabman Is after you, pointing po litely to tbe aeat In tbe drosky and, with a grin, repeating frequently the Russian equivalent for "please." But If you are driving to a destina tion at an unknown distance It la nec essary to aak the opinion of tbe first bellied, belted, bearded brigand on the box of drosky. Tben It la your turn to throw your eyes to beaven and call on the saints. A quick problem In division works Itself out In your head. Threes Into a ruble? And you put yourself up to a Dutch auction along the rank. "Hotel 80-and-so, aorok kopeck r you cry. with a lean ing toward generosity. There la a race for you. Too drive a long way In Moscow for a dime. Wmee. Vlat Was raatew. . Vigo, the Spanlah seaport, la aa old time scene of war. It waa to Vigo that Drake and Norrta sailed In 1383 to place Don Antonio on 'the throne of I'ortugaL They burned Vigo, but failed to capture Llabon and went away cursing each other. So little plunder waa there that the common aallora re ceived but 0 shillings a man in wages and took to robbery, for which many of them were banged In and near Lon don. When the English under Rook put Into Vigo harbor again there waa treasure In eight A fleet of Spanlah galleons, of which Denbow bad beeu In pursuit was In the bay, protected by a French fleet Several galleons were captured by the English, but more weut to the bottom and there remain to thla day. Nowadays Vigo 1 a com monplace little town. Greet Mam. It la a matter of common observation that at the passing of the great men of each generation there Is a pessimistic feeling prevalent that "there were gi ants In those daya." But the feeling baa never bad any warrant In the ac tual deficiencies of the oncoming gen erations. Orators bare come and gone and statesmen bar come and gone, and sometimes their Immediate suc cessors bar not been discernible. But In time the men bare emerged who bar taken their places and who bar Improved upon the patterns they left Dea Moines Register. Kevee Teefc4 Hlaft. Tb old man paused at the parlor door on his way upstairs. "Dont forget young man," be said, that tbe lights la this boose are aU out at 10 o'clock." Thanks," rejoined the young man, who waa helping the fair maid to hold tb sofa down, "but er couldnt you make an exception tonight and put 'eta out aa hour earlier?" Chicago News. LaeBrf Stars. I've bad a very auccessful season," said th prosperous looking theatrical manager. "Well, yon can thank your atari for that" replied the seedy looking man ager. Toni era Statesman. laoltlaa- te Perjsry. Lawyer Did the- defendant to your knowledge ever Incite another to per jury? Witness Tea.- One I beard blm ask a woman ber age. ' t . ME FAMILY W if Abbv a -m. AXal I Is the one that can riehtfullv boast of cure bloori the rich, red wine of life is coursing through the veins it im parts vigor ana strength to the body and healthy action to all parts of the system. A healthy family is a wealthy family; it may be poor in worldly goods, but possessed of a priceless jewel that all the riches of earth cannot buy. . A healthy family may not carry in their veins the blood of titled nobles or dis- best and purest blood, for the vital fluid contains all material necessary for the making of bone and muscle and the growth and development of the body, and upon its purity rests our chances for good health. When the body is fed upon weak, sickly blood the system languishes, growth is stunted, disease enters without hindrance, and the simplest maladies are apt to develop into serious sick ness. Oln so many ways does the blood become contaminated that the fewest number succeed in keeping this life-giving, health-sustaining fluid in a pure and natural state. We inherit the disease-tainted blood of ancestors, parents transmit to their children such impoverished and weak blood that their lives are a continuous battle againt disease, and from earliest infancy are harassed by sores and the most dreadful skin eruptions, and heirs to some gome ten yeara ago x naJJ Jowss'. 8wiSth?mot old family disease. No one has a right to "tisfactory remits. From childhood up I had been bota- throw upon the shoulders of posterity a dis- l25S ease that might have been cured, or allow meri 1 had bo11' "aging from tv to twenty in number the blood to remain impure without an effort 2&?2i X m'S&o0' to restore it to health. Rheumatism. Ca- rPtin prevented the bolla from appearing. Tb j.Vi Qrrtf1- nA t burning accompanying the eruption was terrible, and I had tarrn, bcrolula and many Of the severer as high aa alx boUa at one time. My condition waa truly a forms of skin diseases are frequently inher- pwabi om when i began s. s. 8. it Beamed to be jnet :f.j J .i . t,t, the mediolne needed la my case. It drove out all impurl- Ited, and Only the most thorough COUStltU- ties and bad blood and restored the circulation to Ita orig tional treatment can remove them. Bad 1"1 atrength and purity, giving me permanent relief from blood is responsible for more ill health than Sdie all Other causes combined: it absorbs the ! that my huaband has taken It with good results. poisons that gather in the system, and the MR8 J a herton. germs and microbes floating in the air find thejr way into the circulation, and old sores and ulcers, Eczema, Boils, Malaria and a long train of other diseases follow. If you do not come of a strong and vigorous family and your blood shows evidence of im purity, nothing will so quickly bring it back to a healthy condition as S. S. S., the most widely known and popular blood remedy on the market. It purifies and builds up weak, siuggisn Diooa ana stimulates me circulation, ana tnus rids the system of impurities. S. S. S. contains tonic as well as blood purifying properties, and builds up the general health, improves the appetite and digestion, and tones up the- nerves while ridding the blood of all poisons and humors. Nothing reaches old chronic blood troubles like S. S. S., and being a strictly vegetable remedy can be taken by old and young without any bad after effects or injury to the system. As a blood purifier and tonic at this season S. S. S. has no superior. It puts the blood in good order, removes all poisonous accumulations, invigorates all parts of the system and prevents that debilitated, tired feeling common to this time of year. Keeping the blood healthy is the secret of all healthy families. Write us if in need of medical advice, which our physicians will furnish free of charge. Book on the blood and its diseases mailed free. r THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY. 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