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HIE MORNING ASTORIAN, ASTORIA, OttE. THURSDAY, AUGUST to, 1905. THE MORNING ASTORIAN tsuMIshoel 187S. Published Daily Ij HK 0. S. DELUNGER COMPANY. SUBSCRIPTION RATES. By mail, per year......... $7 00 By nail, per month 60 By carrior, per month W WEEKLY ASTORIAN. t mail, Pr year. In advane , .11 09 trCMin for (lie deUronnit of Taa Moaxim Aatouax to rttlwr nwcmkw or ple of huaUwws MMf be Bade by noetai card r throucfa tele thon. Any ImiiruUritj la drtltery ahouM be bnaMKliatel; reported to the office of publieatioa. Telephone Main 661. injjs and row white thiee in short, with really no ornament at all nave a pink ribbon tying up her bonny brown hair t the neck a though to keep it out of the way thua appareled Mine &ut ton faeea her opponents with an air of Serena confidence that it quite re freshing. ' " "Magnificently muscled, she appear to care nothing for the minor grace, nor even the little trick and dottg in which her male compatriot delight She U all for the rigor of the game, There i no tripping after, the' ball with her, no snowing off her figure at the net. She just stands, near the bone-line for the mot part, and send the ball over the net in terrific drives. "Vet, with it all, there i nothing of fensively masculine about her. She gives one the impression of being just a fine, strong, healthy, athletic Ameri can girl. She is at any rate, a kind of tennis player that will take a deal of beating." Flour and glass are made monopolies j in Venezuela. For the sake of the health of the people they should be kept apart. Mrs. Maekay was elected to the Ros lyn school board on a platform of three Its and some education in addition. The broker who breaks his customer soon or late reaches the end of his string, for it is a "shoestring." The superintendent of a drink cure establishment i missing and the police were notified. lid they begin t'.ie search at the public fountains! IN LIGHTER VEIN JOHNNY'S REMORSE. Mamma made a doughnut, Johnny ate the whole; Gave him indigestion. And a wail he wole 'Heel I wish I'd only Eaten just the hole!" Lowell Otus Reese. Si F. Bulletin BEDTIME. Tf Louisiana's oyster fleet should at tack Mississippi think of. the luscious time the gunner will have among the loaded shell. Thomas "Y, Lawson's -daughter is en gaged and formal announcement is made. That's right that's according to our svstem. J. Pierpont Morgan never has any trouble about denying or correcting in terviews he gives on returning home from abroad. Last year my bedtime waa at 8, And even- single night I used to wish the clock would wait, Or else stay out of sight. It always seemed to me The next half hour 'd be The nicest time of all the day If mother would agree, Hut she always shook her head. And she sort of jumped, and said: "Why, it's late after 8. And it's time you were in lied!" That clock would always do its best To sit all quiet there, Until I was my eomfyest In some big easy chair. Then its striking would begin, A Montana man claims to have iqvent- And I'd tell my motherkin ed a process whereby potatoes can be jow jj jllst b,,,, a ci,a,,tcr, and grown without vines In an "incubator." j jt Wa so int'restin' - ' He says he can grow 30,ntX) bushels to .ml the end was just ahead the acre and produce them in (W days. jBut sjw UMiruiy He says he will apply for a patent on j ..Xo, it's late-after his discovery. This makes the Fresno j Aml it- tilne t0 t0 Io nian who claimed to fiave crossed lees with fireflies and produced a breed that And now my Iwdtime i ha'-past, would make honey both nyht and day . jt m t!l.,t M ,..k wenn teeeher asta mee too, but 0 the pane uv itt wil pas butt ur twete fai w ill stay inn utemmury fiwrtavur attn a day. purhapps i wil kum back anuther veer wen skool is owt agen ann find u hear still two too me ui u are now alt ho thee hired uiann wood like too hav u go too husken beei auu things with him butt u wil look att him with akorn ann ule bee troo, ann 0 thee buck wee t caikt that wee hav ett att brekfust time I neavur wil foargett Wile life shal lasst ann htmney on urn too , wil surely keap mee troo ui steal to u. J. W. Foley in New York Times. Elks' Grand Excursion. Elks' grand excursion to Portland on Wednesday, August Id, 1905. The fast steamer Telegraph will leavs Callender dock at 5 o'clock a. ru. Tickets, $1.50, round trip. Siotm for national MAGAZINE to paying $10,000 OUR SUBSCRIPTION LIST. THE "HOW OF IT WILL INTEREST EVERYBODY, WHETHER THEY NOW READ THE PAPER OR NOT. WE ARE GOING TO MAKE THE MORNING ASTORIAN THE BEST NEWSPAPER PUBLISHED IN ANY CITY OF ITS SIZE WILL YOU HELP usr TELEPHONE MAIN 661 and I WILL CLl AND TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT. Emil Held Advertising and Circuit- ion Manager, .THE MORNING ASTORIAN. j P. S. If you livs out of town writ oe our plan. m wrrtcoir IS NMdloMlS (Ma arbM ft fAt I UM ft ttm M gMkW trftim ft M WMSfS W akVfttga t Hf (THSMfkM. wiimmMiasiMMiiiihnii. 1 TjIS UfntlwMn ftM iMtft. -1 ka u iwi, v.i.fcm,- ma itw at Qaa- , MDniy -11 Strntl sn TimlZ Iky lb .to," . look like a bogus copper cent. It is lucky the Montana gentleman cannot take out a patent on lying. K. P. Sargent, commissioner-general of immigration, is rounding up the va rious ports wliere aliens land. He finds some different lietween the one at Honolulu and the station on Kllis island in New York city. Thre the immigrants are snapped tip by waiting employers like tramps by Kansas fanners at har vest time. In the hist year nearly 12, 0lO were turned back at all ports. There were admitted 1.027.4:! I. Last year al most one fifth of the immigrants were Jews fleeing from Rus-ia.- New York gnt most of them and the majority find their abiding place in that city and its vicinage. The larje number that was refused admission calls attention to the desirability of a more thorough inspec tion on the other side of the water. Another interesting point of the immi gration statistics is disclosed by the movement of Japanese from Hawaii to the United States. The islands are a sort of a half way station for them, and, notwithstanding the desirability of cli mate and the plentifulness of labor, they make the United States their ob jective point; and on this matter the Pacific eoat in warming to controversy. As lone a present conditions continue in Russia we can expect that country to keep a constant stream of tortured humanity flowing toward this land of refuge. They cannot lie blamed for de siring to come. It is our part to make the selections and rejections. The same mean tricks it's just as fast. Or' faster than it was. Last night it seemed to me The next half hour 'd lie The nicest time of all the day If mother would agree. But she smiled and shook her head, And she kissed me while she said: "Why, it's late ha'-past 8 And it's time you went to bed!" Bulges Johnson, in Harper's Magazine. MAUD GETS SQUARE. Maud Mnller, on a summer's morn, Heard the toot of an auto horn. She sjuv the jud;e go whirling past, "Oh!" aid Maud, "he's going fast." And then she thought of the sighs and tears The judge hud caused her all these years. lie Ha ! breaking the law ot that speed," fpioth she, ha! ha! ha! here's revenge for me!" 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So The London Chronicle pays tribute to Miss May Sutton. t,he phenomenal young woman tenuis player of Pasadena, Cal., comparing her with Knglish women and placing Miss Sutton upon a lofty pedes tal as the pure and unofTensive type of tue athletic American girl. The com ment follows: "In England, strenuous as young women are nowaday over the game, there is still a certain amount of con cession to fancy in the way of blouses and shoe and tics and waistbands, and such tilings. Some ladies, indeed, have even e.oM so far during the week as to adventure their chance for the cham pionship beneath a really pretty sun Isintut. "With Mis Sutton, all this is as noth ing worth. In a plain white sort of washerwoman's blouse, without a col lar, without a tie, without cuffs, with 110 appearance of a waistband, with a short 'three quarter' skirt, black stock- he set her teeth and ne'er e'en tlinrhed, While -he took his number and had him pinched. Boston Traveler. THE FAREWELL TO LASS. 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