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About The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930 | View Entire Issue (May 23, 1905)
TUESDAY, MAY , 1909. THE MORNING ASTORIA N, ASTORIA, OREGON. The TROY Laundry Ji the only White' Labor Laundry in the City. Von the Best t : of Work at very reasonable Prices, and U In every way worthy of your patronage. Cor. 10th and DUANE 8T8. Phone 1991 FRESH AND ! ' ''' ' Wholesale Stiljm, Lodging Camps and Mills supplied on short notice. -LIVE STOCK BOUGHT AND SOLD 3 3 WAM1INQTON MARKET - CHRISTENSEN S CO. fa T T T I " " r ryrrrrTTT tTTTTTTTTTTYTTTTgTrmLLLULJJU 111 Reliance Electrical ESS Works " The Palace Cafe. The Astoria Restaurant. a, G I M R E BALL III Call AN ASTORIA PRODUCT Pale Bohemian Beer Best In The Northwest North Pacific I Of New 1 If ZEALANDFIREINSURANCE COMPANY W. P. THOMAS, Mgr., San Francisco. UNLIMITED LIABILITY OF SHREHOLDESR lias been Underwriting on the Pacific Coast for twenty-five year 1 ELMORE Q CO., Sole Agents CENTRAL MEAT MARKET U. W. Morton and John Fnhroiao, Proprietor. CHOICEST FRESH AN'D SALT MEATS. PttOMPr DELIVER! 54a Commercial St. Phone Main 321. Weirihard's a CURED MEATS and Retail ' V v We are thoroughly prepared for making estimate and executing older for til kinds of electrlckl Installing and repairing. Bupplle lo stock. We wii tin Cttivbmud Bin: i. by lamp. Cell npPhon.1161. 42a BOND STREET The Best Restaurant. Regular Meals 25c. Everything the Market Affords. Sunday Dinners a Specialty. Palace Catering Co. I( y ou want a good, clean meal or if you are in a hurry you should go to the Astoria Restaurant Thii fine restaurant i thoroughly up-to. date in every detail. t EXCELLENT MEALS. EXCELLENT SERVICE Has always in stock a fine assortment of Boots and Shoes BRAND RUBBER BOOTS. 0 0 ft and See. Bond Street. Brewing Co. Zealand A Few Fables By Uncle Eli fteries WHb MereJs Abe the War , sam. (Ka feasant Svn4 ins i ' : A Lie aaa HwM Te,le The , ' " frags easl the Ducts. WAYFARER who bad reached . Uia foot of a long bill aat down to rest himself before going . ,. miner, ana wnii Da was us. Ing hla aaaa a peaeaut appeared driv tag a loaded ass before blm. Tba beast plodded aloug willingly enough until ba found tba grouud rising sharpy under lil feet, and theu ba atood atUI and re fused to budge another foot. Tba Peanut calld blm natuea and tuada tbraata and at length gave blm a rigorous tvatlng with a club, but all without avail. A a laat resort tba Peasant got beblnd tba Am and after an bour'a bard work succeeded In puab lng blm and bla burden up tba bllL Tba Wayfarer bad accompanied tbcm at a alow pace ami without comment. and aa tba brow of tba bill waa reach- ad tba cibauatad and Irritated Peasant turned on blm with: "You bara seen It all and kept atlil, bat now I suppose 70a bara something amart to get off." , "Nothing extraordinarily good," re piled tba Wayfarer aa ba stopped to pick a pabbla out of bla aboa. "Flint, bad you taken tba other road and akirted tba bill your Aaa and bla bur den would bava been two mllea ahead era tbla. "Second, when your Aaa balked you loat twenty minutes In awearlng !n a language ba did not understand and ten mora In administering blowa be did not feel. "Third, when you found bo waa de termined not to proceed you could bara removed bla park and carried It op without loaa of breath, but yon waited to puah both Aaa and pack. "Fourth, baring now arrived at tba top of tba bill and baring dona ma tba honor to aak my opinion of tba affair, I will aay'- "Ton'H aay that Fm another, of couree." "Nay. friend. I would not put It that way. Kather would I o beer a that bar big taken the wrong road and coma A rKASANT APTEAItKt) DRIVIXO A LOADED aaa uwohs him. three mllea out of my way, I will now hobble down bill again and bring about a family eeparatlou." Moral. "Gosh, but that waa a cloaa call for ua!" eiclaltned the Peasant to bla Aaa aa be gave him a above to atari blm homeward. Once upon a time the King of Beaata, who waa taking a little walk In hopea to pick op anything fat that might bare escaped from tba Dime Museum, auddanly found himself la a bole. Many a politician baa dona that and got out with only the loaa or bla coat talla, but In thla case there waa a big flab net to tangle things up and make climbing out Impossible. After biting and clawing and rolling over for half an hour the Lion gara It up and pictured to himself his akin ly ing on the library floor of a western beef packer. He bad composed bla nerves and was ready for the worst when a Mouse, who was on hla way to town meeting, stopped to see what the row waa. Hope rose lu the Lion's heart at once, and he said: "You are but a little thing, but you have sharp teeth. Would you do me the, fnvor to gnaw throtiKh this net In about fifty different placesr "With all my teeth," replied the Mouse, and ho fell to at once. Cord after cord waa bitten through. and at length the captive got a brace with hla bind legs and annpped the re maining cords and waa free, He waa profuse In bla thanka and promises, and It ao happened that a week later ba looked In at the open kitchen door of a Peaaant'a cabin and aaw the Mouse In trap. "It la my turn now to appeal to you." said the Mouse. "You aee the situation I am In, and I am sura that one blta of your strong teeth" "Oh, certainly-greatest of pleasure," replied the Lion, and, opening bis Jawa, be swallowed trap, Mouse and all and sauntered away to observe: Moral. One good turn deserves an other, but there la always a chance of overdoing It Tba Frogs and tba Ducka bad occu pied the anmo pond for a year or two and got along without the slightest 111 feeling, but when the water began to get low an old Drake called a public meeting of the Ducks and said to them: "Eolaz that-we. ae the largest &ad need tbi moat water eTewfuf In, tha Frogs abould take themselves off to soma other place. All lo favor of glv lag the Frogs a bint will pleas aay 'Aya,-' contrary, 'No.' Tha ayes bara U. and I will taka It opon myaelf to do seme talking at aa early data. Tba Froga bad meanwhile got wind at what waa up and aUo called a pub lic meeting. After considerable talk It waa reaolved that tba Dorks ought to go. When notice waa served upon acb faction by tba oth there waa a bvt old time, and It waa Bnally decided to bare It to the farmer to aay woo should go and who should atay. "It atanda to reaso4 that ba moat prefer as," replied tba Frogs. Both aides of tha case were stated to Uncle Josh at length, and. after acratcb lng bla bad for awhile, b said; "1 bad never thought of It befora, but now that you call my attention to It lemma My that yon are both nul aaueea and ought to ba abolished, and I'll dm the pond to grow cat tails and Kalamasoo celery." Morai, There might be a Jar for a day or two, but tha world could man age to run on if several of u great men died at once. It la when we ap peal to otbera to flatter our usefuluesa that we find ourselves considered of no use at a IL M. QUAD. DSr Daaa Pla4. "Wot are yer cberlabln' ao tenderly In the bottle, Daniel r Iopey Dan It's some gasoline I fuun'. I'm golu' to look arouu' and aee if 1 kin pick up an ottermobile. Famllf ftataaatrr. Mrs. 8napKm (who baa been suffer ing from tootharhe)--Thank goodness, I'ra bad that tooth out at last I Mr. Snappem llarpy tooth! Mrs. 8nspem-Wh3t do you mean? Mr. 8napiein-It'a out of reach of your tongue. London Tit Bits. A" la Ike Daellas; Kaaa. Patlence-IIow did the duel coma off? Patrice There wasn't any. You eee, each of the prlurlpala cbosa a girl friend for a second, but the seconds were ao long dreaalng that the princi pals got tired and called the bout off. Yonkers Statesman. War He Red ml. Henrietta And wbat did when the bulleta begin to you do whistle about your bead? Hfury-I made for the rear aa soon as possible. Whistling of any kind always did set me crazy. Boston Tran script Kever BatUCe4. Wife It'a a measly shame that wom en are not allowed to occupy the presi dential chair. IIusband-Hnli! They ought to ba thankful for the prtvtlt-tpe of keeping out of the electric chair. Detroit Trib une. Ktaraal Feailataa. "A thousand stars are looking down on you thla night" aald tba poetical young man to tha girl. And aha unconsciously put ber hands up to arrange the poattlon of her bat Yonkers Statesman. BaUlac Hatrlaialal Market, Muriel You ought to know that I prefer your company to Ir. Brown's. Ktockson Bonds Tbeo I hope that as my company Is preferred you'll have no objection If I should put it up to pa? Brooklyn Life. Tka tttararr I. lie. "I understand that IVnthrall Is de voting himself exclusively to Action nowadays." "Fiction? Well. I should say so! ITe's writing nothing but advertise ments." Judge. Paaltlrrlr Dratal. Mrs. Gabbles I have resolved never to aay another word against our neigh bors. Gabbles I suppose that means there la absolutely nothing more to be aald. Chicago Newa. Celebrated It. "What did Brown get' for that last story of hlsr "Drunk and ten days." Atlanta Con stitution. Services Today. Thre will be aervlces in all the churches today at the usual hour. Rev Dr. Toy will preach at the Metho- tiat church in the morning, and serv ices will be held at the other churches In the morning. In the afternoon there will be aervlcea for men only at the opera house, In the evennlng the churchea will Join In a union meettna at the Methodist church. R?v. Dr. Toy wul preach and Mr. Dickson, Mrs. Geo. IL Watkins and Miss Larsen will assist In the muslo A large choir will be present. The public Is Invited, to ell ot these services. ChaaMia akia. Chamois skins are not derived from tha chamois, as many people suppose, but are tba flesh aid of sheepskin. The skins are soaked la 11 roe water and In a solution of sulphuric acid. Flab oil Is poured over them, and they are carefully washed in solution of pot alalia lot AfraM af AJllaratara. . It has been said that mosquitoes ob ject to the strong smell of the alligator, but If thla ba so they can overcome their dislike when there Is a chance of a draft of human blodtL for Humboldt relates that while dissecting a large al Ugator, eleren feet kmg, tha odor of wbkh Infected the surrounding atmos phere, be and his asaietants were fear fully stung. SaaaalOTaa4. Sandalwood Is from a tree Indigenous to India. A Brelcaa Caatrau. t Boolanger was ones under contract with an American manager to make a lecture tour of tha United States, bat waa dissuaded from the purpose by tba Ducbeaae d'L'iee. lataUlareaae )( Mats. Rats are remarkably Intelligent ani mals, as may ba perceived from the difficulty that la experienced In catch ing tbem. They can be taught many tricks. Among other things It Is possi ble to make tbem learn bow to beg, to tump through a boop, to drag a little carf In harness and to carry sticks or money. Esaart Ssselleaa. So expert bava the perfumery chem ists become that they can, with their different odors, counterfeit exactly the odor of any flower. The educated nose Li not without Its advantages financial ly. Hie poeseasor of one earns a Urge salary In the perfumery business. Cols Air aa Draft. A chilling freak of nature in Korea Is the cold wave care a cavern from which a wintry wind perpetually blows. Tbe force of the wind from the care Is such that a strong man cannot stand before It Tws Paeallar S arias. In Korea there are two springs situ ated at a considerable distance from each other In fact they bare tbe breadth of tbe entire peninsula be tween them. Tbey hare two peculiari ties. When one Is full tbe other la al ways empty, and, notwithstanding the obvloua fact that tbey are connected by a subterranean passage, one la bit ter and the other pure and sweet reatalaakiaaa SUt Sa. The Fontaineblean silver sand gets Its name from the dlatrlct where found, Fontaineblean, . near Paris, and from Its) purity, which makes It suitable for the manufacture of the finest glass. Tka Irorr Nat Qrawa WIU. The grain of tbe Ivory nut is white and even of texture, so that It Is easily carved, sawed and worked Into any desirable shape. The Ivory nut tree is not formed or raised artificially, as Is the batoana tree, but grows in its nat ural state and afbr its own manner in the forests, the samw as tbe hickory or the chestnut or wahrnt A R4kot Staae la Karea. Among many remarkable wonders In Korea is tbe "hot atone," which from remote. ages baa lain glowing with beat on tbe top of a high hllL Drlaklasr Water. That drinking much water lessens eight Instead of Increasing It caus ing one to grow thla Instead of fat la the surprising result of recent experi ments by M. Maurel, a French Investi gator. Life la Xarwar. In Norway tbe average length of Ufa la greater than la any other country on the globe. Dear Ous: I have solved the moth er-in-law problem, just given her reg ularly Holllster's Rocky Mountain Tea. It will make her healthy, happy and docile aa a lamb. 35 cen.s. Tea or Tab lets. Frank Hart's drug store. UNHAPPINE8S DISPELLED. Hem aaa Womea I'asaiiaoas Abeut It. Many woman weep and wail and refuse to be comforted because their ones mat: nlflcent tresses have become thin and faded. Many men iftiina to profanity becsuse tha flies blta through, tha thin thatch on their cranluma. ft will ba good newa-to the miserable of both aeies, to learn that Nswbro's Herplclda has been placed upon tha market. This is tha new scalp germicide and 'antiseptic that actt by destroying tha germ or-microbe that Is the underlying cause of all hair de struction. Herpicide Is a new prepara tion, mads after a new formula on an entirely new principle. Anyone who has tried It Will testify u to its worth. Try tt yourself and be convinced. Sold by leading drugtists. Send Me. In stamps tor sample to Tha Herpicide Co., De troit. Mich. 'Eagle Drug Store, 151-J51 Bond St, Owl Drug Store, 14) Com, St, T. F. Laurin, Prop. "Special Agent" ANDREW - ASP, . Blacksmith. Having installed a Rubber Tiring Machine of tha latest pattern I am prepared to do all kinds of work at reasonable prices. 12th and Ouan StaV ' ' ' Tarn' A baat. "Yes, doctor, I've been going tbe pace that kills.'' , "Until now you're become a case that pills,- smilingly observed tbe phy stcian as be fixed np another bolus. Louisville Courier Journal. Tba Caeee af It, ' Mrs. Bloi-Uia Blank saya ah aJ. ways nsea lemon Jules en ber face. It'a good for the complexion. Miss Knox I wondered what gar her that soar look.-Detroit Free Press. Castyskary. - y" "Muddles la as close mouthed as 1 clam," observes Mutt ."" ' " "He bss to be," remarks Tntt "If he talks he discloses the fact that bs is a bbster."-Judge. Tka Battle. Tba shifty pug Praparsd to slue! , Tha rueftad mug ' Of tlx ether pog, -But tbs latter dug -, Hla astkerebaf In tba visas smug - ' Of the shifty pug. Who gave a shrug ' 1 " And sasaysd lo busr Tha other pug In an embrae snuav " But tba othsr pug With a mighty tag Proeedd to plug The shifty pug - - ' With the flrhtlug bag Right U the rug. He gasped "Dug. gag" Tbey gave Mm a drag And process te lug The eonqitarrtg pug OS te tha Jug. LealsTfiia CourW-JourasC Terrific Race With Death. "Death waa fast approaching." writes Ralph F. Fernandex of Tampa. Fla., describing hla fearful race with death, "aa a result of liver trouble and heart disease, which had robbed me of aleep and of all interest In life. I had tried many different doctors and sev eral medicines, but got ho benefit, un til I began to use Electric Bitters. So wonderful waa their effect, that in three days I felt Ilka a new man. and today I am cured of all my troublea." Guaranteed at Chas. Rogers drug; store; price 60c In July, 1883, 1 began to break oat wkl Bcxema on my head, lege and anna, and began treatment with local doctors, but did not get much relief. They said the dis ease had become chronic I then quit them and tried various ointments and soaps fot another two Tears, but as soon aa colJ, weatbercamel was at bad off as ever, so I finally decided to let medicine alone, and for twelve or thirteen years did nothing towards caring the Eaema, except bath ing. This seemed tJ 09 about as mnci good as anything I had tried. " During the time I lost about one-half ot my hair, r ' S. S. S. doubtful of a cure, because the disease had run ao long, but soon discovered your medicine waa doing me good, and continued to take it I uaed seven bottles, when I waa com pletely cured, not having a single apotoa my body, which before waa almost com pletely covered. P. C Noaroix. 1017 Backberry St, Ottumwa, la. . ' The head, feet and hands are usually the parte affected, though tbe disease ap pear 00 other parts of the body. While ex ternal applications allay the itching and burning temporarily, it k the acids thrown off by tbe blood that cause the irritation and eruptions upon the skin. The acids must be neutralized and the system cleans ed of all humors and poisons before the cure is permanent, S.S. S. is guaran teed entirely free of Potash, Arsenic and other miner als. Book on the skin and Jt di eases sent free. Medical advk furnished frae. Tag Swll f!aaeav. Atlanta. 6a MI AT THE STAR All tha Latest Attractions Front tha Best Theaters " Week Beginning May 22. Matinee Dally at 2:45 P. M. ..4 . De Mora & Graceta Sensational Acrobatic Novel'.?. HEIM CHILDREN The Cleverest Child Artists on the Aerlcan Stage CREATOR ITt His Original Musical Specialty. V The Ideal Entertainers WESTON AND WHALLEN Present their comedy success. "O Donavan Dunn, M. P." , A. J. ELWELL Pictured Melodies Entitled "Good Night Beloved. Good Night." , EDISON'S PROJECTOSCOPE Showing latest Motion Pictures "Wanted, a Dog." 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