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About The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930 | View Entire Issue (May 18, 1905)
.THUAIOAY, MAY 11,. IMS. 6 fi&'Mo LORD AND MASTER i Woman's Opinion of Man as an Expert Entertainer. , ii CO NQT LIKE TO BE BOSSED Hard' Work Pulls Man Down and ; Worry Makes Lift Unpleasant for i Women, .Says Maud Robinson, Who Evidently Hat Had Esperisnce. i R's funnr how sonie women enjoy tattling their matrimonial chains abat every one ran take notice. It is a if they cried, "Behold me, Lie glare Who enjoys Jtr f The fan of the thing Is that half the time the supposed lord tod master Is a tnild little man. Incapable of dictating So a mosquito. Instead of the terrible Tie who most be obeyed" they rep re sent him to be. Td like to, yen, Terr much, but Char Be wouldn't let me!" one often hears these self made slaves remark, where as the truth Is that Charlie wouldn't ear a hang either way. , But sometimes a man really is a tyrant, - , Usually, however, the woman has herself to blame for that I A friend of mine, a great big stun ting girl, married a little bit of a man with a nasty, critical way about him. as small men often have, and a very exaggerated Idea of his own Impor tance and opinions. Before ber mar riage ah Was Independence' personl- ted, but since then she doesn't breathe Without his permission. He criticises everybody and everything', and she 'Simply has no will of her own." It Is almost ridiculous for this great, eplen iSld, clever woman to see, life only through the eyes of this wizened up Specimen of manhood who has not the road outlook of an ordinary man, eyen, tie tells" her exactly what she shall do , and exactly wEaf abe.ejptfl wear. Be prca'goes wrea the list of her lifelong friends and weeds out those be does fnk fancy. And she calmly acquiesces rrgardlesslf past favors and tie. . " It is Just as if she realised his small Bess ami meanness and wanted to give SOB OTXB TEX LIST OF EZB rBTCXDfl. him more than the ordinary amount of respect and all that sort of thing In order to exalt h!m in her own eyes and in those of her friends.. But the really strong man doesn't care for that sort of slavlshness on bis wife's part, and he doeitn't need It Bright Conversationists. I know of several girls who are in rlted around merely because their con versatlon is cheerful and not personal. When tou come right down to It the number of wemen who can really tall well is woefully small. Why wiu wo men dwell on themselves, their trou Uea and difficulties 1 Men don't do that, and men have their share of the world'sknocksyeg, jnqeeq: let now KEEP YOUR HEAD UNCOVERED. Tts (tarint Weartac et a Hat Prose gates DssT Carats. There are' many men who wear theit lut. nncticiny all the time when awake and are blessed with a heavy shook ol lair; ret It the scalps of these same mer encs became Infested With dandruft nr.i the naraalte would multiply a) the quicker for lack of air. Baldnesi would ensue as the final result New tr', "nrnlr.d kills these germs snt stimulates unhealthy hair to ebundani growth. Herplclde is a pleasant hah dressing as well as a dandruff cure and contains not an atom of Injurious sub case. Sold by leading- drostfuts. Send ate. ta stamps for sample to ins eery fife Co.. Detroit, lii?- 15t Drug Store, 151-ISI Bond St, 1 Owl Drag Store, (41 Com Bt, T. F. laarla, Pro p. "Special Agent" many meu" woff!S1crifivneT oufif Biey did nothing but talk shop and wonder whether Joues was going to close that deal tomorrow or if the tailor would make that coat collar fit better in the oacs - , rerhaps who knows! It Is this very ability to throw off cares which allows men to accomplish so much more than women--iv: As a rule. It is bard work that pulls a man down, while it is almost lnvarl. ably worry that givba a woman aerr ous prostration, ? rv Too Much Hostess. ' There Is such a thing as entertain Ing one's guests to death," remarked the popular woman. "Nothing makes me so nervous as a visit to a house where every day has been planned out beforehand. I feel as If sn Invisible arm were pushing me all the time, and I want to sit down, figuratively speak ing, in my tracks like a balking horse, "That sort of thing Is all right for a children's party, where complications are apt to aria if the children's atten tion is not kept distracted all the time, but the average . adult wants some blanks in her day that she can fill o suit her own fancy. She is even gh i of a chance to lounge around a bit, o lead a book or merely to have a heart to heart talk and become better ac quainted. Try taking it easier whc yon have people at the house, and, be lieve me, they will enjoy their ristt much more, MAUD ROBINSON. WIVES WHO ARE CHUMS. ley Sever Ask the Editor of the Wtui1! Paare Fr Ad vie. Why are so many marriages failures? Because the bride and groom have no Astes In common. A man marries a girl because she is pretty; a girl marries a man because be has a good income or a good appear, knee. After they settle down together what remains? He likes to read; ahe wants to go out all the time. He Is 1 lerested In athletics, ahe In poetry. She ioves opera,-and he won't go Inside a theater unless to hear a comedy, and rery often he has a sense of humor ind she baa none at all. . 1 This last Is positively a tragedy. ' If men would realise bow necessary i sense of humor Is in awemsn they TEC WOT WHO MAKES A SCENE, ( would certainly look for It more care fully before committing themselves, rhe trouble with most men is that they make too many allowances for the dif ferences ' between men and women. They think because a girl can't under jtand It Is because she Is a woman. tit is not. It Is because she is the wrong woman. There is a right kind of wom in for every man, and she will have the same tastes as be has; she will laugh at the same things and cry at the tame things. That is being a real chum, and It the married chums who lead happy lives. Most women have no Idea of the meaning of being chums. A husband tries to tell his wife things, and he ves up in despair because be thinks that being a woman, she can't under hand (which Is a libel on womanhoods or she makes a scene when things lon't go her way Instead of stating her objections quietly and giving him good sdvlce. The papers are full of lovelorn wives asking for advice, and the advice Is very simple. It Is the same for all: "Be his chum; be sunny and cheerful; forget your petticoats occasionally and four narrow prejudices; be a friend to Sim as his men friends are; share his rrotible and, above all, his point of t lew; like tbe things be likes and take ileasure In the things which amnne ilm, and I am almost willing to wager verythlng I have that he will Itke yonr hlngs and think everything you do Is inst about right in tne en a. ' ITEI.EN CLIFTON. a Rival's Rabid Retort. Pretty Glrl-l'm engaged to Mr. Da Envious Rival I am astonished. "I thoneht vou would be." "Yes. Everybody said be wu so nsshful that only an experienced wld ow could bs,j him'-New York Ileraid. Beautify your complexion with little out. If you wish a smooth, clear, ream-like complexion, rosy cheeks, liughlng eyes, take Hollisfr's Rocky fountain Tea, greatest beautlfler known. 35 cents. Frank Uart'S drug 'store. SuKlMER DINING, ROOM. Haw rwraUtt It laeseaatvelr mmi Vet Artistically. Dining room furniture la expensive, nnd the furnishing of the summer bouse is apt to be a heavy considera tion. Why not adopt the following plan? Buy some neatly shaped pine chairs nnd a table and stain them a soft Flemish green. In the center of the table have an old rose jardiniere hold- A OOTTAOR VVilXa BOOM. Ing a fern. The floor may be covered with a green art square, and the wood work of the room may likewise be stained the same tone of green. Notice the room In the picture. How artistic and yet bow simple It is! The fireplace is a good thing In the dining room of a summer house on account of chilly mornings and evenings. Bits of green and white china will add to the decorative effect The casement win dow is the making of the room, and It Is hung very simply with dimity cur tains. Any woman might have a din ing room like this for a very small sum. R. DE LA BAUME. Ta RataJsi Taata aaa Activity. The determination to bold fast to all roe's power and keep going, the re usal to give down and coddle oneself, srlll keep man or woman yonng and a Bra forever.. A Psalaa ( Faraa Life. Tell me not tn broken meanures. Modern farrolns dues not par, For a (arm produces chickens. And tbe hens do Ihey not tayT ' Ess are hl(h and going htcher. And the price Is soaring (ait; Every time we get to market It Is higher than the last. Kot a coop but It produces Every day an eg or two. Bo each farmer gains till millions, Even though the hens be few. Every esg Is very prwlous. And the bens are held hi awe. When a hen begins to cackle, . Then the fanner goes "Haw, haw!" In the broad and buiy farmyard Struts a rootir now and then. But the ihrewd. brwhlakerid farmer ' Only nutlets the hen. Tniit no roomer, howe'er iihowjr Be the feetheri In hi" tall; Pay attention to the Md(ll . And ur wealth will never fall. Lives of farmers ell remind us We may roll In wtalth wime day If we hnxli to the market With the efrgs our pullet ly. Chicago Chronicle. Celsred for Action. When the body Is cleared for action, hr Dr. King's New Life Pills, you can tell it by the bloom of health on the cheeks; the brightness of the eye; the firmness of the flesh and muncles; the buoyancy t-t the mind. Try them. At Chas. Rogers' drug store, 25 cents. Toot! Toot! Toot! Toot! A Hat That's Good And a Hat That's New, That's The Hat For You!! We have Ladies' Hats in many styles and at prices to fit any purse. We trim ana repair Hats. THE FAIR MRS. A. JALOFF, Prop. EXCLUSIVE MILLINERY at ftaasonable Prices, STAR THEATER BLDG,. ASTORIA. At that Social Tou will enjoy serving tea from one of our many styles of tea pots. They are pretty and very serviceable, some are quite dainty and will please the most fastidious, Won't you stop in and exam ine the line? They range in price from 20 cents to $1.25 each. Yokohama Bazar fX Commercial Street, Alitor! CLASSIFIED H.VTl'St First Insertion, One Ccn a Word. One Week, Each Line, 30c, Two Weeks, Each Line, 43c, 1, One Month, Each Line, 75c, . Astorian Free Want Ads. Anyone Desiring a Situation can Insert an Advertisement la this Column of Three Lines two lime Ires HELP WANTED. MEN WANTED AT PORT STEVENS to clear land; 13 per day. Loren Seward, Ft. Stevens, Ore. HOT WANTED TO WORK IN printing office. Apply at Astorkui office. BOARD WANTED. WANTED BOARD AND ROOM IN private timlly by gentleman and wife H. P. A..,' Astorian HOUSES WANTED. WANTED TO BENT FURNISHED house foe the summer, "by one who will take wood care of the property. Address manager Warren Packing Co., City. ROOMS WANTED. WANTED J Oil I FURNISHED rooms for housekeeping In good neighborhood. AJdress.Astorlon office. TWO HOUSEKKEI'INU ROuMS, furnished. US 10th t FOR RENT ROOMS. NICELY FURNISHED ROOM FOR rent. Inqulrs at Atsorlnn ofTlce. MISCELLANEOUS. WANTED AT GASTON'S FEED stable. No, 105 "Itth St.. Wool mo hair, hides and furs. FOR SALE MISCELLANEOUS. FOR SALE - niOH COUNTER. about 8 feet long. Apply at Astor ian oIRce. FOB SALE CHEAP HULL OK THE schooner Webfoot. capacity 400 thou sand feet of lumber; tight and sound; suitable for floating wharf or lighter. Apply to C. II. Callender. FOIt SALE SECOND-HAND 7 COL umn newspaoer outnt; complete ex cept press; cheap. Inquire at this of fice. INCUBATOR FOIt SALE 400 EUQS cspaclty; also tares 100 capacity brooders; first-class condition. Ad dress A. Astorian Office. FOR SALE STEAU TUO IN FIRST- class condition; terms reasonable; suitable for seining purposes, ror particulars spply at this office. OLD PAPERS FOR SALE AT THIS Office; J5c per hundred. EMPLOYMENT OFFICE8. MAX STRAEL & CO.. EMPLOYMENT office. S35 Bond St. Phone UeJ 2301. AH kinds of help furnished on short notice. Call or phone. . FOUND. FOUNDA OILLNET ABOUT 110 feet long In Tongue Point eddy on nu-n.r pan have same bv ldetltl- 1U1.1, vi " . i . - - - fying propny and paying chnrgeA Call on Harold Alne, 1802 Harrison ;fvnu. Astoria. Ore. ELECTRIC BARBERS. Electricity in your body is a sign of health. EVctildty applied to, any part l th body will produce healt'.i. With our Electric lUdlutor we appiy It to the head or face. A shave and face massage with the new apparatus, 50 cents. Scalp treatmvnt, 25 cents. Five expert barbers. Porcelain baths. All at the Occident Bsrbsr Shop, Occi dent Hotel Bldg.. A. E. Peterson, Prop. BIDS WANTED. BIDS WILL BE RECEIVED FOR UP- ner stricture of the new St. Marys hospital. plans and specifications can' be seen at the office of tne arcniteci ai St. Mary's hospital; all bids to be In on or before May II; right Is resTvea to reject any or all bids. ; CALL FOR BIDS. OFFICE CONSTRUCTING QUAH- .rrftsjiter. Astoria, Ore., May s. Sealed proposals, fn triplicate will he received, at this office until 10 o'clock a. m., May 18, 1005, for replank. Ing approach' to wharf at Fort Co lumbia, Wash, United States reserves the right to reject any or an propos als. Plans can be seen ana specm- catlons obtained at this office. Inror mHnn fumlsheJ on application. En velopes should be marked "Proposals fr neDalrs" and addressea uapiain jaoodale, Quartermaster, Astoria, Or. ADVERTISING. 01 Charge,' v., ' OESSOLUTION OF PARTNERSHIP, NOTICE 13 HKRElir tlfVE.V THAT the partnership heretofore exU:n between the undmslgn'M, doing busi ness as Ksllunkt A Anderson, In AM erbrouk, Cedar stroet. Astoria, Ore. haa tltla .1am tu.n ,tla,k1f.t K t, ,t.i,ii.,l ..... ...- w. .... connvw, jucuo APiiron retiiing rrom mid firm, and Andrew Rullunki con tinuing; In the busliteos. All ouut.ml ing accounts are due and payable to the s.ild Andrew K.UIunkl. who will ly and Je herehy ttum all the debts of sail firm existing tt t'U d.tie lHiled at AstorU, Ore., lUy ), IW5. J. ANDERSON. A. KALLt'N'Kl, BUSINESS DIRECTORY SINQINO. Voice Cultu And Singing Instruction. Individual or class Instructions. Special terms to classes of three pupils, entering to gether. Frivste Instruction at reason sbls rates. MRS. R. E. PASLAT, No. (77 Exchange St.. Phone Red 2054. MILK DEALERS. STRICT LAW referring to the purity of milk are bimj enforced everywhere. Tou need hav no fAr about the qmil I y of the milk wv serve you. It's pur nnd fresh. Choose elth.r morning or night delivery and get Fresh Milk of THE 8LOOP-JEFFERS CO. 10th and Dunne streets. RESTAURANTS. Stop On Your Way To Portlsnd or Sewrtds opposite the depot and eat at THE FLAO OTST1CR AND CHOP HOUSE. Good msaUt prompt service. Rave money, time and jirouoie vy gruin" ail sina Ol trull ana csnnra goous- nrs tor your trip. FIRST-CLASS MEAL" for l")c;.iiice cake, coireo.l pio, or doughnuts, 6c, at U. S. Ilestnur ant. 43lP.on.lSL BEST lo CENT MEAL. Vou cnu ulwajs fiii'l t!ie lwst 15-cvnt infill in the city at Uio Rising Sua IU-Htaumtit, 612 OoiHiniTciul St. BROKERAGE. 0. J. TUKNCIIARI) Rssl Eststs, Instiranes, Commission and Shipping. CUSTOM HOUSE BROKER. Office 133 Niath at rest, Nsxt to Justlo Office.' A8T0KIIA, OREGON! : ' , , WOOD YARDS, ..- . '" "" :.' . 1 WOOD! WOOD! WOOD Cord wood, sil weed, ben wood, any kind of weed at lowest prices. Kelly, ths translsr man. 'Phons 2211 Black, Bsrn en Twelfth, opposite opera REAL, ESTATE. HERMOSA PARK LOTS, T HE M03T exclusive property nt Seanlde. Ore. Facing the Pacific ocean In Oregon's prettiest summer resort, these lots are a gootf investment at I1G0 to 1330 each. Inspection ; invltedV " A. Gilbert Jt:. Seaside. Ore. BILLIARD HALLS. Occident Hotel Bar (a Billiard Hall. , fables New and Everything First Class. Finejt brands of Liquors and Cigan MANICURINQ. A PRETTY FACE Is envied by many. Do not grudge others their beauty, while face massage by electricity is to be had at a reason able price. It Is a painless and sclen tide process of beautifying ths face. Our famous Face Cream and Lotions aid you at your borne to obtain excel lent results. Call at the Beauty Par- lor of Mrs. Martha C. Peterson, Facia) Electrician, Manicuring and Massage No. MS Duane St., Astoria. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. PHYSICIANS. JAY TUTTLE, M. D. f rilYBlClAN AND Nl'HOKON , Aellng Awlsiaut Burgeea K U.S. Marias llotfllalMervlec. Offioe hours; II to II a.m. 1 to 4tl9 p.BV 1 477 Commercial Street, Ind floor. V OITEOPATHISTS. Dr. BUotlaC. llleks. Dr.J. Elurder r 'Y OSTEOPATH Office Msnsell Hid.' ' ITntne Illnih :o5 ?l cemmerelitl IH,' Asterla, Ore.- DENTISTS. DR. T. L. BALL, DKNTIST. J24 CrtininerciaJ Ht Astorls, Ureson, j :4StsaaeassBBSBMsaSBSSsmsBaasaaBWsseaaBBat Dr. VAUCJIIAN, Dkntiht Pythlso DulKling, Astoria, Oregon. Dr. W. 0. LOGAN DESTI8T m Commercial St., Hhanaltan BuUJIog HOTELS. BAY VIEW HOTEL E. GLASER, Prop. Jcim CeoUnl Cemfcrtsbls Bil.IUin able RiUi snd.Nks Tftatmeai The Tired Traveler is ever happy to And a comfortable stopping place. Where to put up Is the prevalent question after a long Jour ney. Tou can solve tbe problem lu Astoria by going to the PARKER HOUSE Whose genial host, Mr. T. J. Rroem- ser, la an experienced hotel man and who on April 1 took charge of this popular hostelry and has Inaugurated a new feature to the house by opening the dining room In connection with the hotel and Is now able to give his pat. rons board and lodgings, the beat lo Astoria, for II and I Ml per day. Eat- Isfsctton guaranteed. Rooms at It, 10, 71 and 11.' Free buss to and from ths hotel. J. T. BROEMSER. MEDICAL, Cr.C&tWt YONDEXJFTA Hosa TTtEATMETfT Saaaaj Mm aatlaa af avar MS frew, t S4tmr eavi kM lh f aalnil mm him. HMaaia at af Ika amy wrM ttr IMltMMlM'MaNS OUUMWS tanuei raswa. Ablauts The C Gee Wo Cthcst ISeSdac Ok a lu AMsr la. These tiny Capsulsi are supertoi to Bslum of Copaiba I Cobebi oi Injections snrlmMI CURE IN 48 H0URSUj tho ime dneaies wiuv I out Inconvenience. 5'rf nil nrurftft AWAY AHEAD of them all on "baseball hoods." "Spauldlngs,," the magic name makes all the difference because Spauldlng's policy Is first of all to nutke a good article, with Just a fair profit to them selves and the dealer no Jobber and charge the same everywhere. If a dealer raises the price he loses the agency. No 200 per cent profit as dealers In cheap goods make. Then Spauldlng guarantees everything to be Just as represented , or money back. Bpauldlng'a goods are the only "of flolal" goods manufactured. 8e the showj window, ' J. N. GRIFFIN Shew window full of thsm. ! irS-f5J fez katTLIatl rTlil II fCl 1.1 Mtal, Itm HIMMWIlM la ral"UBrr!M!WMMri