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THE MORNING ASTORIA N, ASTORIA, OREGON. SATURDAY, MAY 13, 1005. ' The Good Night Verse '""' i When Rose was Ave years old she went to bed at 6 o'clock. When she was six years old she went to bed tt 6 o'clock. When she was wren rears old she went to bed a 1 o'clock. Rose conld not remember any furthei lack than Ave, bnt slie supposed that the "matched' at one and two and three and four. It was when she look fad forward that she was puialed. One could go at nine and ten and eleven and twelve, but after twelve what? That was a question that puuled her. She aaked Uncle Ned, but he only launched and said: "Twelve plus one - snakes thirteen. Twelve plus two makes fourteen. How many times round the face of the clock has a man . f ninety traveledr Bom chanced the subject She did : not know what Uncle Xed was talk " tag about but It sounded like arithuie " tic; which she did not like. . When Rose went to bed pleasantly she was given a very small square ' cracker and a glass of water to carry , upstairs. It la such fun to ent the 1 cracker and drink the water Just be fore one gets Into bed. When Rose went to bed fretfully she was given BO small square cracker, and she bad to drink her glass of water downstairs. Such Interesting tLitvgs may happen tn the evening ssoorln;; stars In sum ater and popcorn In winter and a call from Uncle fed all the year round oh. it la hard to say good night on the s edge of the evening and exchange all these possibilities for a very smal cracker. Yet Rose won the reward ot aierit biscuit almost every time. One night just as sbe had said good night and started up the stairs with the very small cracker in one hand and the glass of water in the other, Uncle Ned came in. Rose set the very small cracker and the glass of water down on the twelfth , step from the top and the third step from the bottom and came back to apeak to him.- "Can't you tell me one little story or aing me one little song or say rue one little verse before I go to bed T she asked him. For Uncle Ned could tel! ; lovely stories and slug funnv srniss and make up rhymes without even stopping to think. This Is the rhyme he sn'.d to Rost wh?u ho bad taken her up i:i his Rnat aad swui- Lcr Lb above Us bead: The rose is red, The poet said; Tbia Rom tor bed la rd-y. Then Rose kissed him and took her ery tuu:! square cracker and her! glass of water up from the twelfth stair from the lop and the third stair com the frottum and hjnjlT loo'ring back af CheTe NoT followed momcr upstairs, sayitig, "This Hose for bed is red-yr Youth's Companion. Ab Aatilia Mew Gam. Here Is a game that Is fun when you are sitting quietly some afternoon on the plana. The game Is called "What will you take to the picnic r and Is played in the following manner: To begin with, only one should be let Into the secret, as if all knew it would be no fun. Suppose the hostess is the one-familiar with the game. She proposes to give a picnic and says It depends upou what her guests bring whether they will be allowed to come or not Each must furnish two arti cles. She then asks the person nearest ber, "What will you bring to the pic nic?" ' If the name of neither of the articles the player mentions com uienees with the Initial letter of his or her Christian or surname, the hostess says the player cannot go and imme diately puts the question to the next person, and then all the way around. asking each, "What will you bring to the picnic r For example, suppose one girl's name is Mary Smith, and that her donation la candy and bread, then she cannot go, for neither ot her names com mences with C or B, but if she took sandwiches and maccaroons she would be doubly welcome, for M and S are both her initials. Should she take sugar and crackers she could go, for one or her names commences with S. Continue to ask the question until everybody finally understands why they may either go or stay at home from the picnic It is very amusing when all but one or two have found out and they sometimes have to be asked over and over again until they nnaiiy discover why they are not wanted. ii mi n in tit p n'siiin; m rorewcii ne Is about to leave, when she calls after him shyly. "Rut-well-but you know, dreams go iy contraries." He returns, taking the ring from his pocket as he coines.-Jm!ge. A Oo4 flaeaa. III Miss Smart-What Is the most curt ous thing In the world Mr. Wise A woman who Isn't curi ous. CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING. HAT ICS i First Insertion, One Cett a Word. One Week, Each Line, 30c. Two Weeks, Kach Line, 45c. One Month, Each Line, 75c. REAL ESTATE. Astorlan Free Want Ads. Anyone Desiring a Situation can Insert an 'Advertisement in this Column of l hrce Lines Two Times Fres of Charge. HELP WANTED. BIOS WANTED. YOUNO LADY WANTS POSITION A A v. M- VAWtOUVEJI waltr.. r rhl I.. h.i .... ' wracKS, Wash., April 18. 1805. taurant Address D T M. Astorlan "y',u"4'"' "'PniMe, win m office. MEN WANTED AT FORT STEVENS to clear land; 12 per day. Loren Seward, Ft Stevens, Ore. or DOT WANTED printing office. office. Tke Mistakes, Mice. There was once a pussy who said. "I'm determined to stand on my head!" 80 he practiced a lot, And be presently cot 80 clever at balancing that he was able to keep upside down tor ten minutes at a time, even on daya when he had oeen uncommonly well fed) Fob For tke Little Aacela. My little cousin Herbert who Is four years old, was standing by the window watching it rain. Suddenly turning arounu, no asked, "Mamma, who makes It rain 7" "Why, God does," exclaimed his mother. , "Oh, what a lot of fun God must have turning on all' those faucets!" cried the tittle fellow. VoaaapporUac Biffers No, madam, I feel that I can not support the present administration. Mrs. Biffers I'm not surprised at It Mr. Biffers. I've lived with you now for seventeen years, and I've come to the conclusion that you can't support anything or any body .-Cleveland riala Dealer. NEAT WOMAN TO TAKE WASU- Ing of small family home; must be reasonable and good Ironer, on baby's clothes. Steady work by the month. Address R. U. W., Astorlan office. .m-rivro nere until 11 ociork a, m, May IS. 1903, for furnishing forag and bedding at posts In this depart ment for the year ending June 30, mot. Information furnished here oy quartermasters at potts, u. B. re servea the right to reject or accept any TO WORK IN or all proposals, or any part thereof. Apply at Aatorlan Envelopes containing proposals should ibe marked "Proposals for forage and bedding at ," addressed F. 0 HODGSON, C. Q. M. LADY OR QENTLEMAN OF FAIR education to travel for a firm of 1:50,000 capital; salary, 11,071 per year and expenses; paid weekly. Address, with stamp, J. A. Alexander, Astoria. Ore. ELECTRIC BARBERS. WANTED -A housework. office. OIUL FOR GENERAL Inquire at Astorlan GENERAL HOUSEWORK DY LADY, with little girl 1 years old. Mrs. Delia Richards, Gen. Delivery. realize that it "won't do to sacrifice quality to price" we want to Impress yon with that fact becaueg we have been very fortunate In matter of price n a large lot of "Our Special Linen," a fine note paper in lib pkgs of 84 Double Sheets linen clothh paper. At the rate this paper is sold everywhere the price would be about 80c per pound but on account of the large quantity bought and by discounting the bill we can sell It special at 50c per tb pkg. Sample sheet free to try. Come In and get one. J. N. GRIFFIN Show window full of them. THE ORIGINAL PONY BALLET AT THE TAR AH the Latest Attractions From the Best Theaters THB WCB GATHERED BOCXD. The mice rathered round him. and thus umckied they. "Tola la lucky tor us. He's too busy, you see. To take notice of we!" But they were punished for using aucfc bad grammar, for the puaay dropped on to hla four feet, and before the mice could eacape he bad cobbled went up. without making the least tiny bit of fuss! Chugwater'g Wife Was ' 1 rue to ner rromisc TOSIAH," said Mrs. Cbugwater, . I "what do you do at those lodge meetings you attend twice month r "You don't expect me to tell yon that do you? Our proceedings are secret" "A man oughtn't to have any secrets from his wife. What Is the password?" "I've taken a solemn obligation never to communicate that to any outsider. "I'm not an outsider. A man and his wife are one. You have a right to com munlcate it to me." Mr. Chugwater reflected. "Well," he said, "If I repeat the pass word to you once, will you promise nev er to ask me to say it again?" "Yes." i 'And yon will never tell anybody else?" "Never." Whereupon he rapidly uttered the fol lowing astonishing word: "Magelllelllnelllkazenalottaruvlstuall- tabelllllwinkamanakalilooleroo." Mrs. Chugwater kept her promise. She never repeated that password to a living soul. Chicago Tribune. Week Beginning May 8. Matinee Dally at 2:4S P. M. CNN'S FAMOUS PONY BALLET Coder the personal direction of A. M. Zlna Headed by Frances Gray . BABY JUNE The youngest and daintiest baby sou brette on the American stage. The Musical Genius FROSINI Late of the Milan Conservatory, Italy MARQUITA MANDERVILLE Binging and Dancing Comedienne RICHARD CHARLES Pictured Melodies EDISON'S PROJECTOSCOPE Showing latest Motion Pictures t Admission, Any Seat 10 cents. One of tke Otkera. While visiting my sinter yesterday afternoon my little nephew returned home from school rather late, and bis mother, wishing to ascertain the cause, said to him: "Why are yon so late, Harold? It Is after 4 o'clock." The boy, with doleful face, replied "Bob Hastin's and some other fellers were kept in." Ills mother, with a perplexed look, said: "Well, what did that have to do with your "Oh, I waa one of the other fellers." He MUrcareeata41ea. "See here," exclaimed the Irate pur chaser to the typewriter agent "didn't you tell me the machine yon sold me was so strong you could drop It out ot a window, go down and pick It np and go right to work on ltr "I did." "Well, It fell out of the window acci dentally yesterday, and I had to send It to the repair shop." "Well you could have gone right to work on It yourself If you'd known how to set about fixing it, couldn't you?" New Orleans Times-Democrat ' A Illat. "No," she says firmly, looking down at her little boot Rising from his knees, the rejected lover heaves a sigh. "Alas!" he says. "And you were my one perfectdream." Caeful Speeches. "A man In public life should learn to say -no." "Yes," answered the magnate, "And when there Is an Investigation on he should learn to aay 1 don't know. " Washington Star. Tke BUaa af laaoraaea. She Some people don't know what good for them In this world. He-Yes, but they're better off than the people that know and haven't the price to get it-Detroit Free Press. NIP IT IN THE BUD. Ftrat Appearaaee ef Dandruff a Fore- raaaer ei ratara BaJdaeea, That such is the caaa hum eluslvely proven by scientific research. Prof. TJnna, the noted European skin specialist, declares that dandruff (a tk. burrowed-up cuticle of the scalp canaod by paraaltea destroying the vitality in the hair bulb. The hair becoraea lifeless, and, la time, falls out. Thla can n nr vented. Newbros Hernldde kllla'thu a germ, and restore the hair to its natural softness and abundancy. Herplelfle Is now and rr Tinn..x. people-all satisfied that It la the most Wonderful hair nreoaratlnn n .. ... ket to-day. ' Bold by leading- drus-rlsta. Bend 10 In sumps for sample to The Ilerplclde Co.. Detroit Mich. Eagle Drug Store, I51-IEJ Bond St, Owl Drug Store, M Com. St. T. F. Laurln, Prop. "Special Agent" BOARD WANTED. WANTED BOARD AND ROOM IN private (tmlly by gentleman and wife H. P. fi... Astorlnn H0USE8 WANTED. Have you tried It yet? The new electrlo vibrator which wm recently limtalled here? It Is good fur the, head. A treatment only 25 cents. A shave and face massage wl'h the new apparatus, to cents. Our pat rons like It. You will. Five expert barbers In attendance. Porcelain baths, Al 1 at the OCCIDENT BAItliER SHOP, Occident Hotel Building, A. E. Peterson, Prop. DISSOLUTION OF PARTNERSHIP, WANTED TO RENT FURNISHED house for the summer, by one whe will take 1,-ood care of the property. Address manager Warren Packing Co., City. ROOMS WANTED. WANTED 1 rooms for neighborhood. OR I' FURNISHED housekeeping In good A Jdress, Astorlan office. TWO HOUSEKEEPING furnished. 16S 10th at. ROOMS. FOR RENT ROOMS. NOTICE 18 HEREBY GIVEN THAT the partnership heretofore existing net ween the urulwslsn-M, doing busi ness as Knlluiikl & Amlerson, In Aid orbrook. Cedur strwt, Astoria, Ore. ho this day been dissolved by mutual consent. Jaioo Anderson retiring from ild firm, mid Andrew Knlluiikl con. tlmiln n the Widen. All oulnttwi J lug account are due anil payable to the said Andrew Knlluiikl. who will ay and lov hereby assume all the iebts of said firm existing to ('tis date Dated at Astoria. Ore., May J, 1905. J. ANDERSON. A. KALLUNKI. BUSINESS DIRECTORY SINGING. NICELY FURNISHED ROOM FOR rent Inquire at Atsorlan office. MISCELLANEOUS. WANTED AT GASTON'S FEED stables. No. 105 14th SU Wool mo hair, bides and furs. Voice Culture And Singing Instruction, Individual or cias Instructions. Special terms to classes of three pupils, entering to gether. Private Insiructlon at reason able rates. MRS. R. E. PABLAY. No. 177 Exchange St., Phone Red 2051. 11ERMOHA PARK LOTH. THB MOST exclusive property at. Seaside. Ore racing me racino ocean in urefon prettiest summer resort thes lots are a good Investment at 1150 to 1950 each. Inspection Invited. A. Gilbert Jr.. Seaside. Ore. BILLIARD HALLS. Occident Hotel Bar cm Billiard Hall. Tables New and-Everything First Class. 1 ; Fine it bramli of Liquors ami Cigars Hi. 1 1 !' 1 ,. . '1 1 WJ.IIJ.W I'Ujl.n iiiiiaf PROFESSIONAL CARDS. PHYSICIANS. JAY TUTTLE, M. D. ' rnYSIClAN AND 8UU0E0N Amine, AmIiumiI Surgeon , tT.lt. Maria HmlUil Mervloe, Me hours: 10 to 11 am. 1 to 4:10 p.m, 477 Commercial Street tnd Floor, OSTE0PATHI8T8. Dr. abode c. Illrki fr. J. K Snyder OSTEOPATHS. Office Mananll Did. Phone Black 104$ IIS Commercial St, Astoria, Ore. DENTISTS. DR. T. L. HALL, DENTIST. 24 Commercial 8t Astoria, Oreeon. Dr. VAUGIIAN, Dkktist Pythian PulMing.! Astoria, Oregon. Dr. W. 0. LOGAN DENTIST J7H Qimmrrrlal St . rllianahan ttuildlng MEDICAL. MILK DEALERS. CALL FOR BIDS. Si Columbus, Ohio, May io. lorn. ootne lour vears avo I was iuit.dni I ; V, , " . : iiuiu uupure uiuua ana a general run down condition of the system. I had no appetite, was losing flesh, and had an all- rone urea feeling that made me misera ble. I began the use of S . S. 8.. and alter taking seven or eight bottles my skin was cleared of all eruptions and took on s ruddy, health v glow that assured me thai my blood had been restored to its nor mal, nealtby condition. Mr amwtlta was restored, as I could eat anything put be fore me, and as I regained my appetite i lncrcaaea m weigm, ana mat "tired feel be" which worried me so much dlear peered, and I was once again my old self. i neanny recommena 5. B. 8. as the best blood purifier and tonic made, and strongly advise He nee to all those ia need ot sncn meaicine, victor Stubbxjts, Cor. Barthman and Washington Avea, Wheeling, W. V., May 8, loot. aay system wss run down and m Uiii ached and pained me considerably. I had w . o. O: uciwro ana anew what It was, so I purchased a bottle of it and haw taken several bottles and the aches and pains are gone, my blood has been cleae sd and my general health built up. lean testify to It as a blood purifier and tonic IJ33 Msrtet si. JOHw C. STBIK. If you hare any symptoms of dis ordered blood write us and oar physicians will advise yon free, Onr book ot blood and skis diseases sent free be Swift Specific Company, Atlanta, 6a OFFICE CONSTRUCTING QUAIl termaster, Astoria, Ore., May I, 1905 Sealed proposals, In triplicate will be received at this office until 10 clock a. ra, May IS, 1905, for replank Ina? aoDroach to wharf at Fort Co lumbla, Wash. United States reserves the right to reject any or all propos als. Plans can be seen and specifi cations obtained at this office. Infor mation furnished on application. En velopes should be marked "Proposals for Repairs" and addressed Captain Ooodale, Quartermaster, Astoria, Ore. FOR 8ALE MISCELLANEOUS. FOR SALE HIGH COUNTER, about 8 feet long. Apply at Astor lan office. FOR SALE CHEAP HULL OF THE schooner Webfoot capacity 400 thou sand feet of lumber; tight and sound; suitable for floating wharf or lighter. Apply to C. H. Callender. STItlCT LAWS referring to the purity of milk are being enforced everywhere. Tou need hov no feor about the qual ity of the milk we serve you. It's pure and fresh. Ooose either morning or night delivery and get Fresh Milk of THE SLOOP-JEFFERS CO, 10th and Dunne streets. RESTAURANTS. Stop On Your Way To Portland or Seaside opposite the depot and eat at THE FLAO OTSTER AND CHOP HOUSE. Good meals, prompt service. Save money, time and trouble by gettlnir all kinds of fruit and canned goods here for your trip. Dr. C Gee Wo UOUM TMATIsjENT .a San Saai an grrm n .1 X Ra vara mt f iiv if M Saaai e.,rl Ik I vjE eaaa aeaay. T,Nr aa aaa fcaaae) Se aaaaa ef mwmt mm eSaaa n at m mi i mil fUy eaaa a eiln i a) SaMaaaa. Ma eaaraai i mt mmwm eaaaaSt, aaa caa Ba, kidMrra, eta.) aaa I MhiaB. riMiaai mm ef ay aa fcleTawW fJsssal sIssTMlAye 0Sfa MsHsUPJa) tAntairmaa. Anuajbssi 9 m SI m a a. as hate bny Capsules are supenoi a oaitam 01 iodios. m&. CURE IN 48 HOURS the tarne dneiMS wilh-w Out Inconvenience, HOTELS. FIRST-CLA8S MEAL for 15c; nice cake, cofFeeJ pie, or doughnuta, 6c, at U. S. Restaur ant. 434 Bond St FOR BALE SECOND-HAND 7 C03 umn newspaper outfit; complete ex cept press; cheap, inquire at mis or oe. INCUBATOR FOR SALE 400 BOOS canaclty; also three 100 capacity brooders; flrst-claae eooditlon. Ad dree A, Astorlan Offloe. FOR SALE STEAM TUO IN FIRST- class condition; terms reasonable; suitable for seining purposes. For particulars apply at this office. OLD PAPERS FOR SALE AT THIS Office; ISo per hundred. EMPLOYMENT OFFICE8. MAX STRAEL ft CO- EMPLOYMENT office, (35 Bond St. Phone Red 2301. All kinds of hcip rurnisnea on snort notice. Call or plione. . BEST 15 CENT MEAL. You can always find the best 15-cent meal in the city at the Rifling Sun Restaurant 612 Commercial St. BROKERAGE. . C. J. TRENCIIARD Real Estate, Insuranee, Commission and Shipping. CUSTOM HOUSE BROKER. Office 133 Ninth Street, Next te Justloe Offloe. ASTORIA, OREGON. WOOD YARDS. WOOD! WOOD! WOOD Cord wood, mill wood, box wood, any Kino ef wood at lowest prices. Kelly, the transfer man. 'Phone 2211 Blaek, Barn en Twelfth, opposite opera house. BAY VIEW HOTEL , E. Q LASER, Prop, rfemt Coekint Cemforttbls Bcdi,' Ruion sMs Rslu indoles Trutmsnt 7 r HOTELS. The Tired Traveler Is ever happy to find a comfortable stopplngjjlace. Where to put up Is the prevalent question after a lohg jour ney. Tou can solve the problem In Astoria by going to the PARKER HOUSE Whose genial host Mr. T. J. Broem- ser, la an experlenceJ hotel man and who on April 1 took charge of thla popular hostelry and has Inaugurated a new feature to the house by opening me tuning room In connection with tha hotel and la now able to give his pat. , rons board and lodgings, the best la Astoria, for II and $1.15 per day, Bat Isfactlon guaranteed. Booma at J5, $0, 7J and II. ir. buss to and from the hotel J. T. BROEMSER. MANICURING. A PRETTY FACE Is envied by many. Do , others their beauty, whlI, fac, by electojclty Is to be had .i . . ! able price. It la a nalnie.. :, tlflo process of beautifvin-. .v. . .' Our famous Fac. Cream and Lotions aid you at your home to obtain excel, lent results. Call at the . Marth C. Peterson, FacTnl ii A -" di, Astoria,