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Thursday! "mav'I W
sABOUT NOTED MEN
)Anecdotcsand Incidents of Prom
merit Men.
SAYS HAY WILL NOT RESIGN
Senators and Representatives '' Enjoy
Ttliing Stories and Relating Funny.
Experiences of Thsir Private and
Political Careers,
wyurrturaloTTuThow! tTfeTSuu uOCTy"TitrT TEilTlcBot
soon ai I gave him some nuy, , to victory., Ho baa long bocu one of the
. " too don't wad any money to get 1 ,ea Jlu "ca of the cotumouwenltfi and
back to the hotel, I fetid. 'If a only ai enjoys a wlds popularity. H vat
lew bkx-ka.' " 1 noraiuatea on a platform Dledclna' tax
f t'llIU! talk about Secretary Hay's
II .possible resignation haa start
II ed peculation aa to who would
succeed him Is caae he decided
to surrender hia post aa head of the
state department Among those men
tioned In this connection ia Senator
John C Spooner of Wisconsin, who ia
ene of the most eloquent debaters of
the senate, a man thoroughly posted on
diplomatic affairs and a brilliant and
able statesman. Senator Spooner has
quite a reputation
aa a wit and ia con
sidered to possess
one of tiie keenest
legal m toils In con
gress, yet when con
fronted one evening
recently with a aim
pie conundrum he
was unable to frame
a correct reply. He
therefore enjoyed
trying It on others.
This conundrum
wax rwracn baa
fwra feet, one cat or no catr
"I pass tt over to you" or something
Eke that was the almost Invariable re-
Ply.
"Why. no cat, of coarse," Mr. Spoon
er would respond. "One cat haa tadr
feet No eat haa Ave feet"
. The senator tails this Incident tOoot
Us son, now a lawyer In Milwaukee,
which shows that wit runs In he fam
ily: " : .' i i ; i .
" rWhen be waa a boy we war watt
ing on Washington avenue one evening
arben the lad annocnr ftntjvt m
y I
mux c arooKTB.
Ccrrect Gothes for Men
Day Suite
Evoy stitch, every little '
detail shows the hands
of the skilled tailor, in'
the suits bearing this
labeL
;f renaming!?
AVAKERSiS-AEWyoRK
The makers' guarantee, and ours,
with every garment We are ex
clusive agents here. ,
Tea, but yoa see, papa, he replied
qulciiy, suppose I should be bald op
by a highwayman and he abould aay,
"Tour money or your Hfe,- Ilk they
arwaya d'kuid IdMnT have any mon
ey t lo wouldn't want year Uttia) boy
killed for betag broke, wouM youf " i
'It to skaufeayiAesssary to add that
the tod got the money. J
Sainuel H. FOes, who not tag ago
waa chosen a member of the United
State senate from the stale of "Waab-
tagton. to i leading lawyer of Seattle.
In the campaign preceding the legisla
tive eeealon the business men of Seat
tle formed an organisation and urged
Mr. Files to enter the race for the aen
atorahlp. There waa a spirited contest,
which ended on the thirteenth baQot by
me wrtnarawai of
Charles Sweeney,
the millionaire min
ing man of Spokane,
and the election of
Mr. riles. The sen
ator elect waa born
In Kentucky forty
four years ago. Be
fore he reached his
twenty-first birth
day be had begun
practicing law. lie MJ4UIX rDM
removed to Kansas, bet bard times
drove him out of the state, and he
Journeyed to. Artaona, lie worked for
a time in a railroad camp. The year
18S3 found htm In the atate of Wash
ington. He earned his breed by the
sweat of his brow In logging camps for
a time, but ultimately resumed the
practice of his profession. lie became
assistant prosecuting attorney at Seat
tle and for some years haa been the
legal advlaer of the Pacific Coast com
pany. In which J. J. Hill Is Interest-
ad. Mr. nies succeeds Addison 0.
Poster In the senate Although reco
nteed as one of the leaden of the bar
of his state, Mr. Pttos has never ecco
tnutatBd wealth, and it to said that the
small necessary expenses of his sena
torial campaign were paid by the bc1
nees organisation at wfeoee request be
entered tn race.
i
'f . v -3
' A
Xodgs Alton a Parker, who has been
practicing taw hi New York since bis
defeat for the presidency, is resDoosl
ble for accrediting a flash of wit to a
horse trainer m a riding academy near
uectrej park, where the Judge occa
sionally goes m pursuance of his devo-
oon lo equestrianism.
It seems tbat an elderty man had tak
en a horae to the place to be broken to
an old veaOemanfa pace," a swstle
amue.
As the rMhif master after sevaiai
atssmpts AM not immedlataly sveoead
la bis ohject tits
old man petulantly
wclaftnsd, 'Xire&t
Soott man.'do yoa
eafl Qts aa amhter
: Wo stt," was Che
reply: 1 call ft a
preamble."
lodge Parkas as
to wail known, is
very taJd of Ms
faen it Bsooes.
Ctoa CBatare of this
to tbs strawbsrrj
patch. Last ommer he was showtof
k to a vtaitor and reaarkadi
"We have far mors strawberries than
aa know wfcat to do wtfb. Lastsprtng
fits Metoodtst minister at the vfliage
earns over in great distress and dis
closed the fact that they had organ
toed a strawterry festival for the
church, but at toe eleventh hour bad
awakened to the startling fact that
they lacked on prune essential to a
strawberry f eetlvai-strawberrlea. " The
reverend gentleman, very much per
plexed, asked Mrs. Parker If she could
beJp them oat : Bhs' sent oat here to
have some gathered and managed to
end him away with a bnsheL But
reform, Mr. Dawson waa afectnd and
ltiat month entered upon the duties of
uis omce. Qe will serve until March 4
Represents ttve McCtoarr of Mmae
aota enjoys ailing' stories -of the Cme
whan be w4 a toeober ta a pbuc
acnooi or rnax suts, aays OoWert
Weekly.
One day - say Ife Wastry,'
inga Meaoa m granrmar, my pt rady,
I bade one of my 'pupils to give me
senrenc m tne mcicacre mood. He
aia so tn tne roltowtng words:
"Ths horee draws the wagon.1
Wery good,' said L 'Sow change
me eentenc to a neat nnperafrvV
MX3tt npr was the logical rejoinder."
The name of Samuel Pntsnnrar, the
New York lawyer, has ngored In print
recently on account of his relations as
legal advtoer of James IL Hyde, vtos
president of, the Equitable Life Assur
ance society, and as one of the counsel
of the Standard Oil company. Mr. Un-
termyer has long
been prominent as
a Democrat and It
happena with ap
proprlntraeee that
he haa for a coun
try home the line
estate at Y oak era,
X. Y, which waa
once the residence
of Samuel J. Til
den. This historic
property la known
as Oreystone, and
Mr. Untermyer pur
chased It In 1S90. The Democratic sage
bought It in 1S79 for 1125,000 and
spent about $500,000 In Improvements,
Ha made It his summer resldonce until
his death In 1SSQ. Mr. Untvrmyor Is a
patron of art and be haa adorned the
estate tn many ways. One of Its most
artistic features Is a fountain which
to the work of the noted sculptor Isi
dore Eontt
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING.
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Two Weeks, Each Line, 45c.
One Month, Each tine, 75c.
MANICURING.
Astorlttn Frco Want Ads.
Anyone Desiring a Situation can Insert an Advertisement in this. Column
01 inree Lines iwo limes fret of Charge.
ELECTRIC BARBERS.
TO SCALP A WHITE MAN.
used to be the Indian's Joyful occupa
tlon. Do you feel some times at It
you wished you were scalped t Do yeu
scratch till you are nearly madT Our
new Eleotrle Vibrator will relieve the
trouble. A treatment 25 cents. A
shave and face massage with elect rto
vibrator, 60 cents, it's good tor erup
tions. Porcelain hatha All at the
OCCIDENT BARBER 8H0P, OccUtcnt
Hotel Building, A. E. Person, rrop.
REAL ESTATE.
HEItMOSA PARK LOTS. THE MOST
exclusive property at Seaside. Ore.
Facing the raclflo ocean In Oregon'
prettiest summr resort thea lots are
a good Investment at 1150 to $550 each
mpcuon invitea. a. Gilbert Jr,
Seaside, Ore,
FOR SALE MISCELLANEOUS.
-1 '94
liKTL CTTER-MCTKB.
r-OH BALK 1IIQU COUNTER
about 8 fet long. Apply at Astor
lun ofnee,
HELP WANTED.
COY WANTED TO WORK IN'
printing olllee. Apply at Aatorlun
Senator Allison of lows, who to food
of a yoke, one day attempted a little
fun with Amxl Smith, who for thirty
years has been handing out bUla In
tho senate document room. . "Send me
a copy of the poor food bill." wrote Al
lison on a slip of paper which be di
rected to AmzL The latter adjusted
his glasses, read the note and laugh od.
Instead of sending the Ilcyburn pure
food bill Amrl bunted around and
found a bill of fare from the senate
rwtuurant, ' wWch . be ' forthwith dis
patched to t! town senator.
James W. Alcxapfler, the presldeat of
the EgrntaWe Ltfe-Assorance soewty
who has been eaoaptcucus tn cb con
troversy within that srganlssflon, a
man of all around attainment. Though
eminent! sncoessful as a bostoess man
and an expert ta ail mattars pertaining
to 'Ufa tnsuranoo, his borlson'to not
bounded by Wall Street and the Stal-
tabtobuOOlB He
is a geadoaAe of
rrtrjooton unrversV
ty and la one of ths
trustees of that b
stkuUon. -lie
NEAT WOMAN TO TAKli WASH
Inif of email family home; must be
reasonable and good Ironer, on baby'i
clothi's. Steady work by the month
Adilross It U. W Astorinn ortke.
WANTED M EN TO LEARN BAR
ber tradel S weeks completes; pol
tlons guaranteed; tuition earned IW
learning. Write for terma. Molefs
Barber College. 144 Clay St, San Fran
Cisco.
WANTED MANAGER FOR OUR
Astoria office; good references and
small investment required; tl
monthly and commission. Box 1125,
San Francisco.
WANTED COOK ANO HELPER
man and woman preferred, to cook
in logging camp. Apply at Astorlan
ofllce.
WANTED A
housework.
office.
OIKL FOR GENERAL
Inquire at Astorlan
t. W. AXSXAJrtKB.
FkototirKockwMMl.)
:M for ctgtityears pres-
tdent of the UnW
rerstty crab of Mew
York sud Is s pop
ular member . of
several other etsbs.
tie Is Interested In
social settlements.
"In natural history
and 1 In municipal art and -la sudti a
pleasing after dinner speaker that he to
tn much demand socially. Mr. Alexan
der waa born In Princeton, N. J, la
LS30 and Is s son of the Rev. Dr. James
W.Alexander. In 1804 he married Miss
Elisabeth Beasley Williamson, daugh
ter of Chancellor Benjamin William
son of New Jersey.' For some years be
practiced law, .For years be was flee
what impressed me most was the to- president of the Equitable and on the
providence of these good people In get. fTof the rounder of the society, the
Royal Italian Band
AT THE
STAR
All
the Latest Attractions From
Best Theaters
Week Beginning May 1st
Matinee Dally at 2:45 P. M.
the
D'URBANO'S
Eoyai Italian Band, Composed of 26
Soloists
A Positive Novelty .
In.
HOLMES AND MACK
'.bin Tcbln Girls; Refined Sing
ing Act ,
COLE AND COLE
America's
Greatest
" bats
Novelty; Aero-
" JOHN DREW -Entertainer
niCHARD CHARLE8
Pictured Melodies.
A FEATURE
The Nihilists
Hovlng Pictures Depicting Occurances
In Russia
Admission, Any Sect 10 cents.
ting up a strawberry festival without ,
strawberries,"
Herman Whltalcer, whose tales of tho
llealt northwest The Probationer and
Other Stories," are attracting favor
able attention, Is a personal friend
of Jack London, the successful novel
lflt Five years ago, whnn Whltaker
was still In business, yet beginning his
literary work, he took counsel with
London. '
"Would you advise me, Jack," Whit
eker asked him, "to throw up business
and have a 'go at fiction r
At that tune Whltaker had written
nly one little story, published In the
Overlrnd Monthly, which, lie said,
netted tlm tho princely sum of $7.60.
"No," London answered, "I certainly
wouldn't"
"Well, I am going to anyway," re
torted Whltaker.
''And so would L" said -London
quickly. ', . 1 ? -
Unusual interest pertained to the
election In West Virginia Jest Novem
ber bees use of the fact that the Demo
cratic party bad taken as its candidate
for vice president a distinguished cJt
fsen of West Vir-
WC 'A Stater-Senator
late Henry a Hyde, tn 1800, suceesded
him ss Its president
w. If. 0. CAWSOH.
Henry Game way
Davis. To offset the
eflect of the action
of the Democrats
on the result In the
tote the Republic
ans searched for the
strongest man they
could Cod to lead
their state ticket. 1
They agreed on Wll
Park and Washington, Portland, Oregon
"The School of Quality"
MODERN, PRACTICAL, COMPLETE
Open til tbs ytar. Catalogue 4r
A. P. ARMSTRONG LL. B., PRINCIPAL
Students May Enter at Any Time.
WANTED -GIRL TO DO GENERAL
housework. Corner Id and Front Sts.
BOARD WANTED,
WANTED BOARD AND ROOM IN
private family by gentleman and
wife H. P. Q. Astorlan
HOUSES WANTED.
WANTED TO RENT FURNISHED
house for the summer, by one who
wilt take 4-ood care of the property.
Address manager Warren Packing Co.,
City. ;
ROOMS WANTED.
WANTED 2
rooms for
neighborhood.
OR t FURNISHED
housekeeping In good
Address.Astorlan ofllce.
FOR RENTROOMS.
KOR SALE CIIEAI'-HULL OF THE
schooner Wobfoot, capacity 400 thou
sand fret of lumber; tlsht and sound
Kullalile for floating wharf or lighter,
Apply to C. II. Callond'r.
FOR SALE SECOND-HAND 7 COL
umn newspaper outfit; complete ex
copt press; clwnp. Inquire at this of
flee.
INCUBATOR FOR 8ALE-400 EGGS
capacity; also three 100 capacity
Brooders; nrst-claas condition. Ad
dress A. Astorlan Office.
FOR SALE STEAM TUG IN FIRST
cmss condition; terma reasonable;
suitable for selnlns nuroosss. rot
particulars apply at this office.
OLD PAPER8 FOR SALE AT THIS
Office; I5o per hundred.
WANTED AT GASTON'8 FEED
stables, No. 105 14th St., Wool mo-
hair, hides and'fura.
DESSOLUTION OF PARTNERSHIP.
NOTICE 11 HEREBY GIVEN THAT
the pnrtnerahtp heretofore existing
between the unlislirn'd, doing bus!
ness as Kallunkl k Audorson, In Aid
erbrook. Cedar street. Astoria, Ore.
has this day been dleeolved by mutual
consent. Jacoo Anderson retiring from
said firm, and Andrew Kallunkl con.
tlmilntr In the business. All outstand
Ing accounts are due and payable to
the said Andrew Kallunkl. who will
pay and Joes hereby assume ail the
debts of said firm existing to ftls date
Dated at Astoria, Ore., May I, 1905.
J. ANDERSON.
A. KALLUNKL ,
BUSINESS DIRECTORY
8IN0INQ.
FOR RENT FURNISHED FRONT
room. Cor, Fourth rend Commer-
lal. .
NICELY FURNISHED ROOM, FOR
rent.' ' Inquire at Atsorlan office.
HOU8E8 FOR SALE.
COTTAGE CORNER LOT; FINE
view. See J. E. Ferguson, Page
Building, Astoria.
CALL, FOR BIDS.
BIDS FOR i RESIDENCE FOR E. A.
FUh4r, UftJ i erected on Frntiklln
avenue, will be opened May 5; p'ans
and specifications at Architect J.
Wicks' office, Star Theater building.
The owners have the right to reject
any or all bids.
YOUR HAT
stay Be fltylUk One, Oat It Makes
Trouble,
"Annan-'ttsually buys a hat that's "la
style' but tbe modern hat for men has
lots to answer for.
' Baldheads are growing more numer
ous every aay. Hats make excellent
breeding places for the parasitic germs
which sap tbe life from the roots Of the
hair. t; I
" When your nahr begins to (an out and
your ecalp Is full of Dandruff It 1 a
sure ilgn that these countless germs are
busily t work. ... .
There is but. one way to' ovarcom iht
trouble and kill the germs that way' Is
to - apply Newbro's Herplelde to the
scalp it will kill the germs and bsalthy
bnlr Is sure to result (
Cold by leadlnr druse-tats. Send 10c. In
stamps for sample to The Herplelde Co
Detroit Mieh.
' Eagle Drug Store, IC1-S51 Bond St,
Owl Drug Store, C49 Com. St, T. F,
11am M. O.JJawnrlCTton aslIurln' Prop- "Spc1 Agsnt"
OFFICE CONSTRUCTING QUAR-
termaster, Astoria, Ore., May t, 1905
Sealed proposals, In triplicate will
be received at this office until 10
o'clock a. m., May 18, 1905, for replank
lng approach to wharf at Fort Co
lumbia, Wash. United States reserves
the right to reject any or all propos
als. Plans can be seen and specifi
cations obtained at this office. Infor
mation furnished on application. En
velopes should , be marked "Proposals"
for Repairs" and addressed 'Captain
Goodale, Quartermaster, Astoria,'- Or.
Voice Cultu
And Singing Instructions. .Individual
or class Instructions. Special term to
classes of three pupils, entering to
gether, Private Instruction at reason
able rates. MRS. R. E PASLAY. No,
677 Exchange St, Phone Red 1054.
J 1 . " . . L."'J! g.
A PRETTY FACE u
Ia envied by many. Do not grudge
others their beauty, while facsmaaaag
by electricity Is te be bad at reason
able .price. It Is a painless and sclea.
title process of beautifying the faos,
Our famous Face Cream and Lotions
aid you at your home to obtain excel,
lent results. ' Call' at the Beauty Par.
lor of Mri Martha' C. Peterson, Facial
Electrician, Manicuring and Mas saga
No. 141 Duans St,' Astoria, i.
HOTELS.
The Tired Traveler
Is ever tvappy to find A comfortable
slopping piaoe. Where to put up Is the
prevalent question after a long Jour
ney. Toil can solve the problem la
Astoria by going to the
PARKER HOUSE
Whose genial host Mr. T. J. Brocm
ser, Is an experienced hotel man and
who on April 1 took charge of this
popular hostelry and haa Inaugurated
a new feature to the house by opening
the dining room In connection with the
hotel and. la now able to give hli pat.
rona board and lodgings, tho best la
Astoria, for II and IL25 per day. Sat- "
Isfactlon guaranteed.
Rooms at 23, 50, 75 and ft. Free
'buss to and from the hotel.
J. T. BROEMSER.
BILLIARD HALLS.
Occident Hotel Bar
a Billiard Hall.
Tables New and Evcrythinsr
v irsi ciass.
i ncit bramlt of Liquors and Cigars
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
PHYSICIANS.
JAY TUTTLE, M. D.
l'HISICUN AND SUHOEON
Aellnf aatietsiii Stttgeoa
C. 11. Marine UcMfillal ttorvlce.
Office hours: 10 to 11 am. I to 4:10 pro.
477 Commercial Street Ind Floor.
O9TC0PATHIST8.
Dr. ItHODA 0. HICKS
OSTEOrATUlST
Wansell Bldg. 171 Cow mere ml at
riioKsnucxwsA.
DENTISTS.
DR. T. L. BALL,
' DENTIST.
24 Commerdal St Astoria, Oreson.
Dr. VAUOIIAN,
: Dbstibt
rytbtao Uuilding.t Astoria. Oregon.
Dr; W. C. LOGAN
DENTIST
S?H OxumerrUl 8t . Hhauahau RuilU6g
MILK DEALERS.
Most of the creum Is rmovej when
milk is bottlnd ln sonie stabIlMhnents
who bott'ls the cream stparately. Thus
th-y mako more niom-y. We don't bot.
the milk, but sterilize all cans,
so that the milk roaches you ab
solutely pure. Choose either morn
ing or night delivery and get Freth
Milk of The 8LOOP- JEFFERS CO.,
10th and Dimiie 8t.
MEDICAL.
RESTAURANTS.
Stop On Your Way
To Portland or Seaside opposite the
depot and eat at THE FLAG OYSTER
AND CHOP HOUSE. Good meals
prompt service. Save money, time and
trouble by gettlner all kinds of frull
and canned goods here for your trip.
FOR SALE-REAL ESTATE,
1(0 ..ORES OF FOIST CLASS TIM
b. 'and for sale, in Pacific county,
near Coltmbla river. Address Box (90
Astoria, Ore. .. i
FOR SALE LOT ,L BLOCK It,
Adair's Astoria; for particulars writs
to J. P. Miller, Onleda, Wash.
EMPLOYMENT OFFICES.
MAX STRAEL A CO., EMPLOYMENT
office, 635 Bond St. Phone Red 2301-
All kinds of help furnished on short
notice. Call or phone.
FIRST-CLASS MEAL
for 15c; nice cake, cofleo,J pie,' or
doughnuta, 5c, at U. 8. Restaur
ant. - .' 7. 434 Bond St.
BEST 15 CENT MEAL.
You can alwayi find the best
15-ccnt moal in the city at the
Rising Sun Rcstaarant ' '
612 Commercial St.
BROKERAGE.
C. 7. TRENCH AR1) v
Real Eststs, Insurance, Commission
and Shipping.
CU8TOM HOUSE BROKER.
Office 133 Ninth Street, Next to Justic
Offics. -
ASTORIA, OREGON.
Br.C&tWo sJ,
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B 4Mstlrs)srjf fJA jT
to Sue mmmuy. ThroM Um m e
SMee erelMe rii.evw ri uim tmm
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"IS mntim. CkU mm
ef wHM
BUSSOIr
tATVUSt rSJM.
The C Cte Wo Obex Jk&ttt 0k
Ut AM SUi
Viiptulesare superioi
1 or uopsiDa.
injections snu
48
hourW
same diseasei with
Inconvenience.
nil nmrvitti
WOOD YARD!
ti 1 Ikesetiny
1V Cubebsor
Mil cure in
WOOD! WOOD! WOOD
Cord weed, mill wood, box wood, Any
kind of wood at lowest prloes. Kellv.
'the1 transfer man. 'Phene 2211 Blaok,
Barn on Twelfth, opposite opera
- fcetiee. "
HOTELS.
BAT VIEW HOTEL '
E. OLASER, Prop. I
jome Cooking, Comfortable Bcdi Ruioa
; able Rates indoles. Titttment ; j