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About The morning Astorian. (Astoria, Or.) 1899-1930 | View Entire Issue (May 4, 1905)
i T1IE G A Thursday! "mav'I W sABOUT NOTED MEN )Anecdotcsand Incidents of Prom merit Men. SAYS HAY WILL NOT RESIGN Senators and Representatives '' Enjoy Ttliing Stories and Relating Funny. Experiences of Thsir Private and Political Careers, wyurrturaloTTuThow! tTfeTSuu uOCTy"TitrT TEilTlcBot soon ai I gave him some nuy, , to victory., Ho baa long bocu one of the . " too don't wad any money to get 1 ,ea Jlu "ca of the cotumouwenltfi and back to the hotel, I fetid. 'If a only ai enjoys a wlds popularity. H vat lew bkx-ka.' " 1 noraiuatea on a platform Dledclna' tax f t'llIU! talk about Secretary Hay's II .possible resignation haa start II ed peculation aa to who would succeed him Is caae he decided to surrender hia post aa head of the state department Among those men tioned In this connection ia Senator John C Spooner of Wisconsin, who ia ene of the most eloquent debaters of the senate, a man thoroughly posted on diplomatic affairs and a brilliant and able statesman. Senator Spooner has quite a reputation aa a wit and ia con sidered to possess one of tiie keenest legal m toils In con gress, yet when con fronted one evening recently with a aim pie conundrum he was unable to frame a correct reply. He therefore enjoyed trying It on others. This conundrum wax rwracn baa fwra feet, one cat or no catr "I pass tt over to you" or something Eke that was the almost Invariable re- Ply. "Why. no cat, of coarse," Mr. Spoon er would respond. "One cat haa tadr feet No eat haa Ave feet" . The senator tails this Incident tOoot Us son, now a lawyer In Milwaukee, which shows that wit runs In he fam ily: " : .' i i ; i . " rWhen be waa a boy we war watt ing on Washington avenue one evening arben the lad annocnr ftntjvt m y I mux c arooKTB. Ccrrect Gothes for Men Day Suite Evoy stitch, every little ' detail shows the hands of the skilled tailor, in' the suits bearing this labeL ;f renaming!? AVAKERSiS-AEWyoRK The makers' guarantee, and ours, with every garment We are ex clusive agents here. , Tea, but yoa see, papa, he replied qulciiy, suppose I should be bald op by a highwayman and he abould aay, "Tour money or your Hfe,- Ilk they arwaya d'kuid IdMnT have any mon ey t lo wouldn't want year Uttia) boy killed for betag broke, wouM youf " i 'It to skaufeayiAesssary to add that the tod got the money. J Sainuel H. FOes, who not tag ago waa chosen a member of the United State senate from the stale of "Waab- tagton. to i leading lawyer of Seattle. In the campaign preceding the legisla tive eeealon the business men of Seat tle formed an organisation and urged Mr. Files to enter the race for the aen atorahlp. There waa a spirited contest, which ended on the thirteenth baQot by me wrtnarawai of Charles Sweeney, the millionaire min ing man of Spokane, and the election of Mr. riles. The sen ator elect waa born In Kentucky forty four years ago. Be fore he reached his twenty-first birth day be had begun practicing law. lie MJ4UIX rDM removed to Kansas, bet bard times drove him out of the state, and he Journeyed to. Artaona, lie worked for a time in a railroad camp. The year 18S3 found htm In the atate of Wash ington. He earned his breed by the sweat of his brow In logging camps for a time, but ultimately resumed the practice of his profession. lie became assistant prosecuting attorney at Seat tle and for some years haa been the legal advlaer of the Pacific Coast com pany. In which J. J. Hill Is Interest- ad. Mr. nies succeeds Addison 0. Poster In the senate Although reco nteed as one of the leaden of the bar of his state, Mr. Pttos has never ecco tnutatBd wealth, and it to said that the small necessary expenses of his sena torial campaign were paid by the bc1 nees organisation at wfeoee request be entered tn race. i 'f . v -3 ' A Xodgs Alton a Parker, who has been practicing taw hi New York since bis defeat for the presidency, is resDoosl ble for accrediting a flash of wit to a horse trainer m a riding academy near uectrej park, where the Judge occa sionally goes m pursuance of his devo- oon lo equestrianism. It seems tbat an elderty man had tak en a horae to the place to be broken to an old veaOemanfa pace," a swstle amue. As the rMhif master after sevaiai atssmpts AM not immedlataly sveoead la bis ohject tits old man petulantly wclaftnsd, 'Xire&t Soott man.'do yoa eafl Qts aa amhter : Wo stt," was Che reply: 1 call ft a preamble." lodge Parkas as to wail known, is very taJd of Ms faen it Bsooes. Ctoa CBatare of this to tbs strawbsrrj patch. Last ommer he was showtof k to a vtaitor and reaarkadi "We have far mors strawberries than aa know wfcat to do wtfb. Lastsprtng fits Metoodtst minister at the vfliage earns over in great distress and dis closed the fact that they had organ toed a strawterry festival for the church, but at toe eleventh hour bad awakened to the startling fact that they lacked on prune essential to a strawberry f eetlvai-strawberrlea. " The reverend gentleman, very much per plexed, asked Mrs. Parker If she could beJp them oat : Bhs' sent oat here to have some gathered and managed to end him away with a bnsheL But reform, Mr. Dawson waa afectnd and ltiat month entered upon the duties of uis omce. Qe will serve until March 4 Represents ttve McCtoarr of Mmae aota enjoys ailing' stories -of the Cme whan be w4 a toeober ta a pbuc acnooi or rnax suts, aays OoWert Weekly. One day - say Ife Wastry,' inga Meaoa m granrmar, my pt rady, I bade one of my 'pupils to give me senrenc m tne mcicacre mood. He aia so tn tne roltowtng words: "Ths horee draws the wagon.1 Wery good,' said L 'Sow change me eentenc to a neat nnperafrvV MX3tt npr was the logical rejoinder." The name of Samuel Pntsnnrar, the New York lawyer, has ngored In print recently on account of his relations as legal advtoer of James IL Hyde, vtos president of, the Equitable Life Assur ance society, and as one of the counsel of the Standard Oil company. Mr. Un- termyer has long been prominent as a Democrat and It happena with ap proprlntraeee that he haa for a coun try home the line estate at Y oak era, X. Y, which waa once the residence of Samuel J. Til den. This historic property la known as Oreystone, and Mr. Untermyer pur chased It In 1S90. The Democratic sage bought It in 1S79 for 1125,000 and spent about $500,000 In Improvements, Ha made It his summer resldonce until his death In 1SSQ. Mr. Untvrmyor Is a patron of art and be haa adorned the estate tn many ways. One of Its most artistic features Is a fountain which to the work of the noted sculptor Isi dore Eontt CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING. KATES s First Insertion, One Cen a Word. One Week, Each Line, 30c. Two Weeks, Each Line, 45c. One Month, Each tine, 75c. MANICURING. Astorlttn Frco Want Ads. Anyone Desiring a Situation can Insert an Advertisement in this. Column 01 inree Lines iwo limes fret of Charge. ELECTRIC BARBERS. TO SCALP A WHITE MAN. used to be the Indian's Joyful occupa tlon. Do you feel some times at It you wished you were scalped t Do yeu scratch till you are nearly madT Our new Eleotrle Vibrator will relieve the trouble. A treatment 25 cents. A shave and face massage with elect rto vibrator, 60 cents, it's good tor erup tions. Porcelain hatha All at the OCCIDENT BARBER 8H0P, OccUtcnt Hotel Building, A. E. Person, rrop. REAL ESTATE. HEItMOSA PARK LOTS. THE MOST exclusive property at Seaside. Ore. Facing the raclflo ocean In Oregon' prettiest summr resort thea lots are a good Investment at 1150 to $550 each mpcuon invitea. a. Gilbert Jr, Seaside, Ore, FOR SALE MISCELLANEOUS. -1 '94 liKTL CTTER-MCTKB. r-OH BALK 1IIQU COUNTER about 8 fet long. Apply at Astor lun ofnee, HELP WANTED. COY WANTED TO WORK IN' printing olllee. Apply at Aatorlun Senator Allison of lows, who to food of a yoke, one day attempted a little fun with Amxl Smith, who for thirty years has been handing out bUla In tho senate document room. . "Send me a copy of the poor food bill." wrote Al lison on a slip of paper which be di rected to AmzL The latter adjusted his glasses, read the note and laugh od. Instead of sending the Ilcyburn pure food bill Amrl bunted around and found a bill of fare from the senate rwtuurant, ' wWch . be ' forthwith dis patched to t! town senator. James W. Alcxapfler, the presldeat of the EgrntaWe Ltfe-Assorance soewty who has been eaoaptcucus tn cb con troversy within that srganlssflon, a man of all around attainment. Though eminent! sncoessful as a bostoess man and an expert ta ail mattars pertaining to 'Ufa tnsuranoo, his borlson'to not bounded by Wall Street and the Stal- tabtobuOOlB He is a geadoaAe of rrtrjooton unrversV ty and la one of ths trustees of that b stkuUon. -lie NEAT WOMAN TO TAKli WASH Inif of email family home; must be reasonable and good Ironer, on baby'i clothi's. Steady work by the month Adilross It U. W Astorinn ortke. WANTED M EN TO LEARN BAR ber tradel S weeks completes; pol tlons guaranteed; tuition earned IW learning. Write for terma. Molefs Barber College. 144 Clay St, San Fran Cisco. WANTED MANAGER FOR OUR Astoria office; good references and small investment required; tl monthly and commission. Box 1125, San Francisco. WANTED COOK ANO HELPER man and woman preferred, to cook in logging camp. Apply at Astorlan ofllce. WANTED A housework. office. OIKL FOR GENERAL Inquire at Astorlan t. W. AXSXAJrtKB. FkototirKockwMMl.) :M for ctgtityears pres- tdent of the UnW rerstty crab of Mew York sud Is s pop ular member . of several other etsbs. tie Is Interested In social settlements. "In natural history and 1 In municipal art and -la sudti a pleasing after dinner speaker that he to tn much demand socially. Mr. Alexan der waa born In Princeton, N. J, la LS30 and Is s son of the Rev. Dr. James W.Alexander. In 1804 he married Miss Elisabeth Beasley Williamson, daugh ter of Chancellor Benjamin William son of New Jersey.' For some years be practiced law, .For years be was flee what impressed me most was the to- president of the Equitable and on the providence of these good people In get. fTof the rounder of the society, the Royal Italian Band AT THE STAR All the Latest Attractions From Best Theaters Week Beginning May 1st Matinee Dally at 2:45 P. M. the D'URBANO'S Eoyai Italian Band, Composed of 26 Soloists A Positive Novelty . In. HOLMES AND MACK '.bin Tcbln Girls; Refined Sing ing Act , COLE AND COLE America's Greatest " bats Novelty; Aero- " JOHN DREW -Entertainer niCHARD CHARLE8 Pictured Melodies. A FEATURE The Nihilists Hovlng Pictures Depicting Occurances In Russia Admission, Any Sect 10 cents. ting up a strawberry festival without , strawberries," Herman Whltalcer, whose tales of tho llealt northwest The Probationer and Other Stories," are attracting favor able attention, Is a personal friend of Jack London, the successful novel lflt Five years ago, whnn Whltaker was still In business, yet beginning his literary work, he took counsel with London. ' "Would you advise me, Jack," Whit eker asked him, "to throw up business and have a 'go at fiction r At that tune Whltaker had written nly one little story, published In the Overlrnd Monthly, which, lie said, netted tlm tho princely sum of $7.60. "No," London answered, "I certainly wouldn't" "Well, I am going to anyway," re torted Whltaker. ''And so would L" said -London quickly. ', . 1 ? - Unusual interest pertained to the election In West Virginia Jest Novem ber bees use of the fact that the Demo cratic party bad taken as its candidate for vice president a distinguished cJt fsen of West Vir- WC 'A Stater-Senator late Henry a Hyde, tn 1800, suceesded him ss Its president w. If. 0. CAWSOH. Henry Game way Davis. To offset the eflect of the action of the Democrats on the result In the tote the Republic ans searched for the strongest man they could Cod to lead their state ticket. 1 They agreed on Wll Park and Washington, Portland, Oregon "The School of Quality" MODERN, PRACTICAL, COMPLETE Open til tbs ytar. Catalogue 4r A. P. ARMSTRONG LL. B., PRINCIPAL Students May Enter at Any Time. WANTED -GIRL TO DO GENERAL housework. Corner Id and Front Sts. BOARD WANTED, WANTED BOARD AND ROOM IN private family by gentleman and wife H. P. Q. Astorlan HOUSES WANTED. WANTED TO RENT FURNISHED house for the summer, by one who wilt take 4-ood care of the property. Address manager Warren Packing Co., City. ; ROOMS WANTED. WANTED 2 rooms for neighborhood. OR t FURNISHED housekeeping In good Address.Astorlan ofllce. FOR RENTROOMS. KOR SALE CIIEAI'-HULL OF THE schooner Wobfoot, capacity 400 thou sand fret of lumber; tlsht and sound Kullalile for floating wharf or lighter, Apply to C. II. Callond'r. FOR SALE SECOND-HAND 7 COL umn newspaper outfit; complete ex copt press; clwnp. Inquire at this of flee. INCUBATOR FOR 8ALE-400 EGGS capacity; also three 100 capacity Brooders; nrst-claas condition. Ad dress A. Astorlan Office. FOR SALE STEAM TUG IN FIRST cmss condition; terma reasonable; suitable for selnlns nuroosss. rot particulars apply at this office. OLD PAPER8 FOR SALE AT THIS Office; I5o per hundred. WANTED AT GASTON'8 FEED stables, No. 105 14th St., Wool mo- hair, hides and'fura. DESSOLUTION OF PARTNERSHIP. NOTICE 11 HEREBY GIVEN THAT the pnrtnerahtp heretofore existing between the unlislirn'd, doing bus! ness as Kallunkl k Audorson, In Aid erbrook. Cedar street. Astoria, Ore. has this day been dleeolved by mutual consent. Jacoo Anderson retiring from said firm, and Andrew Kallunkl con. tlmilntr In the business. All outstand Ing accounts are due and payable to the said Andrew Kallunkl. who will pay and Joes hereby assume ail the debts of said firm existing to ftls date Dated at Astoria, Ore., May I, 1905. J. ANDERSON. A. KALLUNKL , BUSINESS DIRECTORY 8IN0INQ. FOR RENT FURNISHED FRONT room. Cor, Fourth rend Commer- lal. . NICELY FURNISHED ROOM, FOR rent.' ' Inquire at Atsorlan office. HOU8E8 FOR SALE. COTTAGE CORNER LOT; FINE view. See J. E. Ferguson, Page Building, Astoria. CALL, FOR BIDS. BIDS FOR i RESIDENCE FOR E. A. FUh4r, UftJ i erected on Frntiklln avenue, will be opened May 5; p'ans and specifications at Architect J. Wicks' office, Star Theater building. The owners have the right to reject any or all bids. YOUR HAT stay Be fltylUk One, Oat It Makes Trouble, "Annan-'ttsually buys a hat that's "la style' but tbe modern hat for men has lots to answer for. ' Baldheads are growing more numer ous every aay. Hats make excellent breeding places for the parasitic germs which sap tbe life from the roots Of the hair. t; I " When your nahr begins to (an out and your ecalp Is full of Dandruff It 1 a sure ilgn that these countless germs are busily t work. ... . There is but. one way to' ovarcom iht trouble and kill the germs that way' Is to - apply Newbro's Herplelde to the scalp it will kill the germs and bsalthy bnlr Is sure to result ( Cold by leadlnr druse-tats. Send 10c. In stamps for sample to The Herplelde Co Detroit Mieh. ' Eagle Drug Store, IC1-S51 Bond St, Owl Drug Store, C49 Com. St, T. F, 11am M. O.JJawnrlCTton aslIurln' Prop- "Spc1 Agsnt" OFFICE CONSTRUCTING QUAR- termaster, Astoria, Ore., May t, 1905 Sealed proposals, In triplicate will be received at this office until 10 o'clock a. m., May 18, 1905, for replank lng approach to wharf at Fort Co lumbia, Wash. United States reserves the right to reject any or all propos als. Plans can be seen and specifi cations obtained at this office. Infor mation furnished on application. En velopes should , be marked "Proposals" for Repairs" and addressed 'Captain Goodale, Quartermaster, Astoria,'- Or. Voice Cultu And Singing Instructions. .Individual or class Instructions. Special term to classes of three pupils, entering to gether, Private Instruction at reason able rates. MRS. R. E PASLAY. No, 677 Exchange St, Phone Red 1054. J 1 . " . . L."'J! g. A PRETTY FACE u Ia envied by many. Do not grudge others their beauty, while facsmaaaag by electricity Is te be bad at reason able .price. It Is a painless and sclea. title process of beautifying the faos, Our famous Face Cream and Lotions aid you at your home to obtain excel, lent results. ' Call' at the Beauty Par. lor of Mri Martha' C. Peterson, Facial Electrician, Manicuring and Mas saga No. 141 Duans St,' Astoria, i. HOTELS. The Tired Traveler Is ever tvappy to find A comfortable slopping piaoe. Where to put up Is the prevalent question after a long Jour ney. Toil can solve the problem la Astoria by going to the PARKER HOUSE Whose genial host Mr. T. J. Brocm ser, Is an experienced hotel man and who on April 1 took charge of this popular hostelry and haa Inaugurated a new feature to the house by opening the dining room In connection with the hotel and. la now able to give hli pat. rona board and lodgings, tho best la Astoria, for II and IL25 per day. Sat- " Isfactlon guaranteed. Rooms at 23, 50, 75 and ft. Free 'buss to and from the hotel. J. T. BROEMSER. BILLIARD HALLS. Occident Hotel Bar a Billiard Hall. Tables New and Evcrythinsr v irsi ciass. i ncit bramlt of Liquors and Cigars PROFESSIONAL CARDS. PHYSICIANS. JAY TUTTLE, M. D. l'HISICUN AND SUHOEON Aellnf aatietsiii Stttgeoa C. 11. Marine UcMfillal ttorvlce. Office hours: 10 to 11 am. I to 4:10 pro. 477 Commercial Street Ind Floor. O9TC0PATHIST8. Dr. ItHODA 0. HICKS OSTEOrATUlST Wansell Bldg. 171 Cow mere ml at riioKsnucxwsA. DENTISTS. DR. T. L. BALL, ' DENTIST. 24 Commerdal St Astoria, Oreson. Dr. VAUOIIAN, : Dbstibt rytbtao Uuilding.t Astoria. Oregon. Dr; W. C. LOGAN DENTIST S?H OxumerrUl 8t . Hhauahau RuilU6g MILK DEALERS. Most of the creum Is rmovej when milk is bottlnd ln sonie stabIlMhnents who bott'ls the cream stparately. Thus th-y mako more niom-y. We don't bot. the milk, but sterilize all cans, so that the milk roaches you ab solutely pure. Choose either morn ing or night delivery and get Freth Milk of The 8LOOP- JEFFERS CO., 10th and Dimiie 8t. MEDICAL. RESTAURANTS. Stop On Your Way To Portland or Seaside opposite the depot and eat at THE FLAG OYSTER AND CHOP HOUSE. Good meals prompt service. Save money, time and trouble by gettlner all kinds of frull and canned goods here for your trip. FOR SALE-REAL ESTATE, 1(0 ..ORES OF FOIST CLASS TIM b. 'and for sale, in Pacific county, near Coltmbla river. Address Box (90 Astoria, Ore. .. i FOR SALE LOT ,L BLOCK It, Adair's Astoria; for particulars writs to J. P. Miller, Onleda, Wash. EMPLOYMENT OFFICES. MAX STRAEL A CO., EMPLOYMENT office, 635 Bond St. Phone Red 2301- All kinds of help furnished on short notice. Call or phone. FIRST-CLASS MEAL for 15c; nice cake, cofleo,J pie,' or doughnuta, 5c, at U. 8. Restaur ant. - .' 7. 434 Bond St. BEST 15 CENT MEAL. You can alwayi find the best 15-ccnt moal in the city at the Rising Sun Rcstaarant ' ' 612 Commercial St. BROKERAGE. C. 7. TRENCH AR1) v Real Eststs, Insurance, Commission and Shipping. CU8TOM HOUSE BROKER. Office 133 Ninth Street, Next to Justic Offics. - ASTORIA, OREGON. Br.C&tWo sJ, TtzkTmm B 4Mstlrs)srjf fJA jT to Sue mmmuy. ThroM Um m e SMee erelMe rii.evw ri uim tmm lea. Sx fcr",ve, M.t wa "IS mntim. CkU mm ef wHM BUSSOIr tATVUSt rSJM. The C Cte Wo Obex Jk&ttt 0k Ut AM SUi Viiptulesare superioi 1 or uopsiDa. injections snu 48 hourW same diseasei with Inconvenience. nil nmrvitti WOOD YARD! ti 1 Ikesetiny 1V Cubebsor Mil cure in WOOD! WOOD! WOOD Cord weed, mill wood, box wood, Any kind of wood at lowest prloes. Kellv. 'the1 transfer man. 'Phene 2211 Blaok, Barn on Twelfth, opposite opera - fcetiee. " HOTELS. BAT VIEW HOTEL ' E. OLASER, Prop. I jome Cooking, Comfortable Bcdi Ruioa ; able Rates indoles. Titttment ; j