SATURDAY, JANUARY 7, 1906.
THE MORNING ASTORIAN, ASTORIA, OREGON.
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The Best Restaurant
RtfuUrMcali, 29 Centi
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WARRENTOtl LUMBER CO.
Mnufaoturare,of and Dealers In
LUMBER
Fir, Spruce
and HemlocH
Submit us your specifications on any bill you wish
and we will give you best prices.
We make a apecialty of Spruce Bevel Siding and Factory Stock.
Shipments Ma as Either
h Rail or Wster.
Capacity 79,000 feet par day.
Warrenton, Or,
Fisher's tera House
L t. ofcLlu, - - lessee and Manager
Thursday, January 12, 1905.
Ikoadhurst & Curric, Introducing
The Two Kmpcrors of Gcrniauy
Rudolph and Adolph
The Laughlest Ever
Everything Up-to-Date
A Great Cast of
Fun Makers
Prieest Reserved aaata 79 aantai gal
lery 60 oents.. Seat sal opens at Crlf
. fin'a book atora Wednesday morning.
Scow Bay Iron 8 Brass Works
manufacturers of
Iron, Steel, Brass and Bronze Castings.
General Foundryuicn and Patternmakers.
Absolutely firstclass work. Prices lowest
Phone 2451.
Comer Eighteenth and Franklin.
PRAEL 0 COOK TRANSFER CO.
Telephone 221.
Draying and Expressing
All goodsahipped to our care will receive special attention.
709-715 Commercial Street.
FOR ASTORIA GIRLS
The Use of the Telephone Not
Commended for LoveTales.
BUSINESS AND SOCIETY DIFFER
Dorothy Dix In tha San Franolaoo Bui
latin Glvee Coma Qeod Advloo ae to
tha Uao of tha Talaphono
Which Should Ba Headed.
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TOBACCO. ETC:
WILL MADISON
114 ELEVENTH ST.
O KW 'OSIMFKCIAIST.
HOTEL PORTLAND
The Finest Hotel In the Northwest
To tha thoughtful obaenrer there are
a treat many modern Improvement,
that don't aeem to Improve thing
much, and that are doubtful bleeslnga.
One of theae la the telephone. Of courae
we almuly couldn't get alone; with
out It now, when we all live on the end
of a wire, no to apeak, and I am not
arguing agalnat Ua ueefulneea or con
venience In buslneaa and aoclety.
Dut whenever I aee a young girl at
the telephone I wish will all my heart
and aoul that It had never been Invent
ed. A girl and a telephone make the
worat combination of Idiocy, India
cretltlon and bad tame that waa ever
devliied. and If I had daughter. I
would no more keep a telephone handy
In the houae than I would keep pruanlc
acid lying around looae.
Thla sounds like a .weeping state
ment, but I defy anybody to deny It.
Justice. Juat Ilaten to the next girl you
happen to aee talking over the tele
phone. lWsn't her eonveraatlon run
about like thla:
"HpIIo, Central! Gimme 112I-S2.
Hello! ta that Mr. Blank', office? Say,
can I apeak to Jim Smlthers? Hello!
I. that you. Jim? Hello! Say, can't
you gueaa who It la? Tou don't know!
He he he! Say. lt'e your little bridle.
Don't you recognise the voice? Oh,
aay, you are Jollying me about my
voice. He he he he! Tea, It'a Lulu.
Wasn't the Jlnklne ball perfectly grand j
yesterday? Say, now, you are atrlng-
Ing me about your heart being broken.
It waan't me. It waa that red-headed
Drown girl, though what people aee In
her to admire I don't aee. Say, I Juat
called you up to aak If you were com
ing up tonight Tou haven't been up
In a long time. Not that I care, of
course. Tou'Il come? And bring a box
of candy. Oh. aay, but you are too
awet for anything! If your mouth
waan t no far off I'd klaa you. He
he he Hello! Hello, Central! What
made you cut me off eo? I waan't half
through with what I waa going to aay."
Thla la a verbatim report of a conver-
.Atlon that I waa recently privileged to
hear, and Ita like can be duplicated In
million American home., and the
etrange part of It la that the gtrla that
talk thla sort of flub-dub nonaenae
that aounda ao bold, and braien, and
vulgar, do not mean a thing by It, an)
do not realize the folly of which they
are guilty. One would think that when
girl apoke to a man over a public
wire ahe would at leaat have enough
aenae and good taate to couch her com
munication to him In formal and digni
fied language. Inetead of thla being
the caae, gtrl'a aeem to regard talking
through the telephone aa giving them a
certain llcenae, and they any things to
the man In a dlntance that they would
not think of anylng to hla face. It Is a
common thing to henr them addreaa a
man aa "denreat," or "darling," or
honey." or "love," through the tele
phone, nnd auggcat kUftlng him. when
they wouldn't think of doing such a
thing If the man were on the apot, ready
take advantage of the Invitation
they extended.
If the girl, though, mnkea herself
common nnd Immodest by telephoning
young men, ahe does the young man
practical wrong, for ahe frequently
loapB him hla Job. Nothing puts a young
man In worse light with hla employer
than to be continually called away from
hla work to convera with some fool
girl over the telephone, nnd If young
women had any Idea of the terror nnd
anger that fill the breast of the average
young man when they call him up by
wire, and of the awear words he thlnka,
they would In mercy forbear.
To the Idle girl It eeema great fun
to flirt over the telephone, but to the
poor young mnn who feels the cold
hard, unsympathetic eye of hla em
ployer boring Into hla back while he
tries to answer the girl at the other end
of the wire, It Is a situation full of acute
misery. He doesn't want to offend the
girl by ringing off. nnd he doesn't want
to lose his Job by talking, and earning
the sobriquet of a telephone Romeo.
Perhapa there Is no way to atop the
telephone nuisance unless you gag the
girls, but It la a pity that when one
does call a young man up nnd talk
nonsense to him over the wire that ahe
can't realise how much she la cheapen
ing and vulgarising herself, and In
juring him. "
If Livers Go Wronf
act them right it'a simply and
easily done. Without pain,
without trouble, without nause
atinjr, in fact it's only in the
beneBdal effects that you notice
you have taken
Beechams
Pills
Sold Everyvaera. la box. 10e.andX.
Hummel, and E. II. Kaffenburgh, one
of hi. partner., are reported to have
been served with subpoenas calling
them aa wltneaae. before the grand
Jury In the Investigation of the chargee
in the Dodge-Morae divorce ecandal.
Hummel and Kaffenburgh claimed to
be Dldge'a attorney, when ha waa
brought recently from Texaa.
They at temped to see him, but were
not allowed to do ao, and Dodge aatd
he retained other counsel.
ASTORIA SAVINGS BANK
Capital Paid io $100,000. Surplus and Undivided Profit. 25.000
Transact, a general banking bnaineea. Internet paid on time deposits.
J. Q. A. BOWLBY, O. L PETERSON, FRANK PATTON. J. W. OA NIK,
President Vio President Cashier. Aaet Cashier
IftS TENTH STREET. ASTORIA, ORE.
First National Bank of Astoria
ESTABLISHED 1886
Capital and Surplus $100,000
HIS APOSTOLIC MAJESTY.
Till ! tha Eaftrw of A stria m
Klaar f Hsarr.
The title of "apostolic majesty" Is
boruo by the emperor of Austria a.
king of Hungary.
Hungary waa ruled by dukes from
Its conquest by the Magyars to the
year l'XX), the regal title being assumed
first by Valk, whose education bad
ben intrusted by hla father, Geyza,
who liud married a Christian princess,
to Adalbert, bishop of Prague. On suc
ceeding lil father Valk embraced and
established ChriNtlunity, applied for
and received from Pope Sylvester IL
the title of "apostolic king," wa.
crowucd as Stephen I. and afterward
Vuowu os 8L Stephen.
The title was renewed by Clement
XIII. in 1758 and, though abolished In
1848, was reaxKiimeil as "apostolic maj
esty" in 1851 and restricted In 18C8 to
the Austrluu emperor In bis character
as king of Huugury. The privilege of
being preceded by a cross bearer was
granted with the original title. Loa
don Standard.
ASTORIA IRON WORKS
Designers and Manufacturer! of
THE LATEST,, IMPROVED
CANNING MACHINERY, MARINE ENGINES AND BOILERS
COMPLETE CANNERY OUTFITS FURNISHED.
CORRESPONDENCE SOLICITED.
Foot of Fonrth Street. .... ASTORIA, OREGON.
A foaversloa.
A country circus advertised that "at
12 o'clock the cannibals will be fed."
A largo crowd assembled, bat to every
body's disappointment the aavages ate
potatoes. In reply ta some Indignant
questions the manager said: "Bat, gen
tlemen, don't you see that their diet
Is evidence of my skill T I bars con
verted them into vegetarians." Flle
gende Blatter.
WeU rrrpared Fr Dlaaar.
Hicks So you went home with
Stlnglman for lunch today, eh? What
did you get? Wicks An appetite for
llnnar. Philadelphia Ledger.
BLOOD
ANDREW ASP, BLACKSMITH.
Having Installed a Rubber Tiring Machine of the
latest pattern I am prepared to do all kind, of work
io that Hoe at reasonable price., Telephone 291,
CORNER TWELFTH AND DllANE STREETS.
FISHER BROTHERS COMPANY
Agents The Linen Thread Co.
SALMON TWINE, COTTON TWINE, ROPE
Fishermen and Cannery Supplies
to
Columbus, Ohio, May 19, 1903.
Borne four years ago I waa Buffering
from impure blood and a general run
down condition of the ayatem. I had no
appetite, waa losing flesh, and had an all
gone tired feeling that made me misera
ble. I began the use of S . S. S., and
alter taking seven or eight bottles my akin
was clearedof all eruption! and took on a
ruddy, Healthy glow that assured me that
my blood had been restored to ita nor
mal, healthy condition. My appetite was
vaivitu. u a tuuiu cat anvmintr nut n.
fore me, and aa I regained my appetite
I increased in weight, and that 'Hired feel
Ing" which worried me so much disap
peared, and I was once again my old eelf.
I heartily recommend S. S. S. as the
best blood purifier and tonic made, and
Wrongly advise its use to all those In need
of such medicine. Victor Stubbins.
Cor. Barthman and Washington Ave.
Wheeling, V. V., May aS, 1003.
AN ASTORIA PRODUCT
Pale Bohemiaii Beer
Best In The Northwest
North Pacific Brewing Co.
My ayatem was run down and my joint,
ached and pained me considerably. I had
naed S. S. 5. before and knew what it
DODGE TANGLE.
Attorney a Are Drawn Into the Divorce
was, ao I purchased a bottle of it and have
taken several bottlea and the achea and
paina are gone, my blood has been cleaa
ed and rov general health built up, I can
testify to it as a blood purifier and tonic.
'533 Market St. John C Stbik.
If you have any
aymptoms of dis
ordered blood
write us and our
physicians will
advise you free.
Onr book oa
blood and skin
diseases sent free.
The Swift Specific Company, Atlanta, 6a.
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Our Drugs Are Pure
We compound prescriptions with great care from a
complete stock of fresh and pure drugs. We also
sell all the standard home remedies and all kinds pf
Proprietary Articles, Combs, Brushes, Razors, Soaps,
all kinds of Toilet Articles, Etc.
We Charge no Fancy Prices.
Corner of Fourteenth
Corner of Fourteenth II net' a n... 0
and Commercial Street nBn S mUg olOFB
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1 substantial guarantee. We also have heating stoves,
cook stoves, air-tight stoves; all sold at the very bottom
prices that we always sell at, because of the fact that la buying and selling for cash
we can save you the usage on the money.
L. H. HENNINCSEN CO. KSni!lC
CENTRAL MEAT MARKET
G. W. Morton and John Fnhrman, Proprietors.
CHOICEST FKE3H AND SALT MEATS. PROMPT DELIVERY
54a Commercial St. Phone Main 321.
433 Commercial Street
Phone Main 121
Sherman Transfer Co.
HENRY SHERMAN, Manager
Hacks, Carriages Baggag Checked and Transferred Tracks and
Furniture Wagons- Pianos Moved, Boxed and Shipped.
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PORTLAND
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New York, Jan. 5. Attorney A. H.
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