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ASTORIA. OREGON. FRIDAY, APRIL 3,1903 2. Morning Astorian Established I87S. UNION RATBSi Bent by nail, per year, ............ 16 00 Seat bv mail, per month 80c Served bv carrier, per month . ..... 60c SEMI-WEEKLY. Bent by mall, per year, tn advance H W The Antorlan guarantees to tt ad vertiwrs the largest circulation of any newsraper published on the Columbia River. , THE ASTOniAN PCBLISHIXa CO.. - " FROM ONK WHO KNOWS. The Oivgrmian's funny lan perpe trates a left-handed swing In its ob jection to the recent declaration of the president of the National Bartenders' association. Quoting his words that paper says: Bartenders should be total abstain ers. IX a rran behind the bar drinks with one man, he must drink with all. He must ellhcr be a total abstainer or a di-unVard. I have never taken a drlult since I have been employed in a saloon, and I never expect to. Never have on with the house.' "Such an assertion coming from one In so close connection with the liquor business, must not pass without se vere eensuv. Why ehould a bartender be a total abstainer any more than any one else Why does his work re quire a firm hand, a steady nerve, a clear Judgment and a retentive mem ory, any more than the man on the other side of the bar? "We Bubmit to all fairminded men that the man behind the bar should be compelled by law to take his own med icine an eye-opener In the morning to wake up; a nightcap on retiring to make you sleep; whisky tn winter to warm you up; whisky in summer to cool you off, sherry-and-egg for a weak stomach, gin fix for the nerves, frozen absinthe for the headache, rum and gum for a cold, whisky and quinine for the grip; Manhattan. cocktails to Incite the appetite, claret to promote digestion; whisky and fernet for the kidneys, whisky and pepsin for Indi gestion, whisky and Boonecamp for the . bowels. t ;The bartender, we must Insist, needs a little spirits to keep his spir its up. Whisky won't hurt you, whis tty won't hurt him. After every 12 drinks of whisky take a quart of apol linans sour; after 20 drinks take a teaspoorful of tincture of ammonia in a vlneglassful of water. Let him take a little food with his drinks as he goes, and they won't hurt him. If beer makes you bilious, take whisky; If whisky makes you sir, take- sweet wine. Change your drinks and they won't hurt you. This is the phlloso- 'phy of which the bartender should . be compelled to become the steady demonstrator as well as the expounder. " "Alas, the humbuggery of human nature, which gives us a seedv tailor, a cobbler wnn nis snoes run oi noies, a medium that la always broke and generally divorced, a lawyer whose will is set aside, a doctor with sickness al ways "In his house. Chief of these of fenders is the temperance bartender, f A nice mess he would lead his profes sion Into if everybody were to follow his example and never take a drink. Has he any rason do you suppose, for his theory that a bartender, or any one else, mut either be a total ab- . Btainer or a drunkard?" MALTHOID T&OOYJNG JJt0 &sr low jtrrc ffitmrld For all climates ; neat, cold, rain, gises, fumes and fire do not affect it. Comet in roITl ready for lsyiag. .Low freight chirgn, x Inexpen sive to pply, cheap in the first place and lasts, for yean. Seae fcr koelclet. : I The Paraffine Paint Co. San Francises, Statu Portland, Lai Anjtlts and Denver, Colorado. f i EXTRAORDINARY VOVNO MAN How many young men of the present day could succeed In borrowing fcM.OOO on their own responsibility, and that to so to a distant country to engage In business? Yet this Is what H. W. Corbett did at the age of U ,and In the year IS50, when he sailed from New York for Oregon with a stock of good representing that sum, which had been borrowed m his own security. Perhaps the Qualities which enabled him to nwike such a start were those nhlch nnule his life so successful. Ar il ving at the small village of Port land on March 5. IS5U he at once es tablished the business of which for 50 years he has been at the heid. That he gtew immensely rich is well known, as Is slo the fact that riches alone could not have won for him the place which his memory occupies today In the public mind. There were and are other qualities necessary for complete success, however shrewd the man. The state penitentiary at Salem Is now in charge of Superintendent O. W. James of Baker City, who has reliev ed J. D. Lee the former Incumbent of the office. Mr. Jaiues has appoint ed E. A. McPherson of Portland to be warden and O. F. Johnson of Bak er City to be deputy warden. The Salem Statesman is responsible for the tip that the hens of the county are busy laying the foundations for a delectable Easter. An exchange thinks It might be pos sible to establish harmony in the dem ocratic party if Henry Watterson and W. J. Bryan would go ia search of the north pole during the coming year. TO CUKE A COLD IN ONH DAT Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. This signature .tX ft, on every box. Kc - HIGHWAY ROBBERY. Citizens of Astoria Informed How Best to Arm Tbrnse!ves Against It Who steals my purse steals trash. Yon can get another. Who steals thy strength steals that which may never be recovered. Backache is a highway robbery. But it is very vulnerable to a simple weapon. Doan's Kidney Pills. Astoria knows this. Read the proof: D. E. Duncan who is employed with his brother at the Astoria Soda works 42. Duane street, and who resides at the corner of Duane and Ninth streets. says: "I had been troubled with a weakness of the bark and kidneys for a number o fyeara. There was a const ant dull aching pain in the loins and as far up as the shoulders. Not only did my bark ache but there was a weak ness from the kidney secretions which was very annoying and disturbed my rest. I heard about Doan's Kidney pills and one day I stepped Into Charles Rogers" drug store and got a box. I found them to be a great benefit. Af ter the first few doss I felt better. I know of others who have used them with the same good results." For sale by all dealers. Price SO c per box.- Foster Milburn Co., Buf falo, N. Y., sole agents for the U. S. Remember the name Doan's and take no substitute. WORKING OVERTIME. Eight hour laws are Ignored by those tireless little workers Dr. King's New Life Pills. Millions are always at work, night and day, curing indigestion, bil iousness, constipation, sick headache and all stomach, liver and bowel troubles. Easy, pleasant, safe, sure. Only 25 cents at Charles Rogers' drug store. Croup instantly relieved. Dr. Them as" Eleotrlc Oil. Perfectly safe. For salee by Charles Robers, druggist. The Scenic Line .TO THE EAST -AND SOUTH. Through Salt take City, Ladvllle, ; Pueblo," Colorado Springs and IXnver, ' Offers the Choice of Three Routes Tlnough the Famous Rocky Moun tain Scenery, and Five Distinct Routes East and South of Denver. ' m i 3--FAST TRAINS DAILY-; Between Ogden and Denver, Carrying , All Classes of Modern Eguipment . 5 - ; P-.-rfed Dining Car Service and Per sonally Conducted Tourist Ex- curslons to All Points East : STOP OVERS ALLOWED ; ' On All Classes of Tickets. Fcr information or Illustrated litera ture call on or add rem W. C. M-jBRIDE, - Ceneral AgStit 124 Third St;, Portland, Or, C, W. Barr Dentist Vansell Building. ; S7J Commercial street, Astoria, Ore. - TELKPHONB RED Kfl." Dr. T. L. Ball DINT.'ST: 534 Commercial street. ' Astoria Ore. Dr. Nellie Smith Vernon PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Office Over Griffin's Book Store. Columbia OYSTER HOUSE Is Now Handling the Celebrated Eastern Oystera For Wholesale and Retail Trade. Also Shoalwater Bay Oysters FRESH EVERY DAY " 105-107 TWELFTH STREET. Nick Ilazeppi, Prop. RELIANCE Electrical Works 421 BOND ST. We are thoroughly prepared (or making estimates and executing orders for all kinds of electiioal Installing and Repairing Supplies in stock. We sell the celebrated SHELBY LAMP. Call up phone 11 U. H. W. CYRUS, - Mgr C. J. Trenchard Insurance. Commission and Shipping. Agent Wells, Fargo and Pacific Express Companies. Customs House Broker. Burdock Blood Bitter gives a man a clear ha.1, an active brain, a Mrong, vigorous body makes him fit for the battle of Bfe. For sale by Charles Rogers, druggist. TRAOEDY AVERTED. "Just in the nick of time our little boy was saved," writes Mrs. W. Wat kins of Pleasant City, O. "Pneumonia had played sad havoc with him and a terrible cough set In besides. Doctors treated him, but he grew worse every day. At length we tried Dr. King's New -Discovery for consumption and our darling was saved. He's now sound and well." Everybody ought to know, It's the only sure cure for coughs, colds and lung diseases. Guaranteed by Charles Rogers, druggist Price Mo and IL Trial bottles free. MORE RlOm Disturbances or strikers are not near ly as grave as an Individual disorder of the system. Overwork, loss of sleep, nervous tension will be followed by ut ter collapse unless a reliable remedy Is Immediately employed. There's noth In so efficient to cure disorders of the liver or kidneys as Electric Bitters. It's a wonderful tonic snd effective nerv ine and the greatest all around medi cine for run down systems. It dispels nervousness, rheumatism and neuralgia and expels malarial germs. Only 50c and satisfaction guaranteed by Chas. Rogers, druggist IT 8AVED HIS LEG. P. A. Danforth of LaGrange, Ga., suffered for six months with a frightful running sore on his leg; but writes that Bucklen's Arnica Salve wholly cured it in five days. For ulcers, wounds, plies, it's the best salve in the world. . Cure guaranteed. Only 25 cents. Sold by Charles Rogers, drug gist Ir. Wood's Norwsy Pine, Syrup, seems especially adapted to the needs of the children. Pleasant to take; j soothing in its Influence. U is thej remedy of all remedies for every form i of throat and lung disease. For sale by Charles Rogers, druggist. Some Inter esting Facts When people are contemplating a trln. whether on business or pleasure, thev naturally want the best servl.-e obtainable as far ss speed, comfort and safety is concerned, jsmpioyea or tne WISCONSIN CENTRAL LINES are paid to serv the public and oar trains are operated o aa to make close con nections with diverging .lines at all junction points. ? H .t- Bulunan-l'Siace sleeping ana i;nw Ors on through trains. Dining car service unexcelled, Meals served a la carte. In order to obtain the ftrst-oiass ser vice, ask tho ticket agent to sell you a ticket over., The Wisconsin Central Lines and you will make direct connections at Bt, Paul for Chicago, Milwaukee and all point East. For any further Information call on any ticket agent ,or correspond with JAB. C. riJNU, uen. raes. g-i. or JAB. A. CLOCK, Milwaukee, Wis. NOTICE. TO LOG 3 KUS, M1LLMEN, SHIP. CHANDLERS AND FOUNDRY. MEN. Private bids for the following ma terial will be received at the office of the undersigned agent, up to noon of April IS, 190. On the condition that payn ent is to be made in cash on de livery. The right la reseerved to re ject any and all bids. Bids should specify clearly what portion Is being bid for. 2000 feet Hercules extra plough steel wire rope 1 1-3 In dia (-19 St. tM feet plough steel 1 1-S tn dla t-l strand MOO feet plough steel hoisting 1 1-S in dla -l strand " All the above is practically new, well oiled and looked after. SOO" feet of second-hand wire rope 1 3 S In dla. Three (3) Mushroom anvhors, average weight 8000 lbs each. One (1) Ships anchor In good order, about 5000 .wunds. P. L. CHERRY, Agent German Bark "Alsterntxle,', Astoria. Ore., March 25, 190J. REDUCED RATES FMOM THE EAST Commencing February 16th and continuing until April SO, there will be low rates In effect from the esst via the Illinois Central R. R. to all Oregon, Washington and Idaho points. U any of your friends or relatives In the east are coming west while these rates are in effect, give us their name and ad dress, and we will nuke it our business to see that they are given the best pos sible service. Ws operate through personally conducted excursion cars, and in fact give you the benefit of the latest conveniences known to modern railroading. We have IS different routes between the east and west, and are in position to give you the benefit of the best combinations. Write us and we will give you full particulars. B. H. Trumbull, Com'l. agent lit. Cent. R R. 143 Third street, Portland, Ore, NORTH COAST LIMITED. Is only run by the Northern Paelfle between Portland and Minneapolis and St. Paul, through Tacoma, 8eatUe. Spokane, Missoula, Butte, Livingston, Billings. Blsmark and Fargo. Eight of thee trains are on the run dally, four oast and four wast. Each la a solid vestlbuled train, carrying stand, ard Pullman tourist sleepers, dining car, day coaches, malL express and baggaste car and the elegant o bed-ration car. Each train Is brilliantly lighted with over MO lights and the beautv of It all la you eaa travel Just aa cheaply on this train aa an any other. ATI representatives) wll be glad to give you additional informa tion. A. D. Charlton, Assistant Oea eral Passenger Agent, MS Morrison Bt, Portland, Oregon. GROSSMAN'S PATENT WIUTINU KINO The most important Improvement of the age In the art of pen manship makes the poorest writ er a splendid penman In a few weeks by the use of this ring. En dorsed by prominent college presidents and boards of education in Europe and America. Sample dosen assorted sixes sent post paid for 1, single sample 26c. When ordering a single ring state whether for man, woman or child. PENN MFG. SUPPLY CO. 119 S. FOURTH ST.. Philadelphia. Central Meat Market 642 COMMERCIAL ST. Tour orders for nests, twin FRESH AND SAJT will lie promptly snd stlsfaMorll? sitMidtd to 3. W. MORTON, Proa. Telei'Bon No. -12), Scott's Santal-Pepsin Capsules A rnciTivr rnor w w w w . For f filUmmatlon sr Catarrh Of lhfl Hlwlilrr Mil HlM'UMil Kidney. No un no ajr. Cure aolcklf and Prnna Dentlf ilie wont eutl of 4oiirriioa and f Jipet, no mat tar of how long it&nd. log. Abaolotelr hanulms. Sold by dnifilita. price 1 IX), or by mall, postpaid, S1.00,boiM,i.f6. THE BAnTM-PEPSIN GO, SI LlsrOHTSINS, OHIO. Sold by Chas, Rogers, 450 Commerci al street, Astoria, Oregon. THE ASTORIAN JOB DEPARTMENT . fori JOB PRINTING CHieHraTtn-a rami iij ENHYRQYAL PILLS la KKD uA t.:--Jll trad. Mat iUiMMflbtna. Tahetkr. HrruM 'rrM fla.tllielKi aad Italia. tUa Hit; of our Uruffiii, r 4a. la 'T. fcr rarlloxlira, Taatlawalala aa 'Heller far l.adle,a lour, I; re-ia-a Hall. I0.1111H T,.iln.n,.l.. a.M h. all br.411,1.. :tb-lielr 'kaleal ', awaa aeeara, ruiu. r X. SaulealaU EXPERT HORSESHOEING General Blacksmithing. Boat ami Canity Work. , St us for High CIhm Work. Shop Cornnr of Fit- j tecnth and Duono Street, near St. Mary'i Hospital. HOLMBS iS 8BIBBRT. lMtoue 2AOI. Fancy and Staple Groceries FLOUR, FEED, PROVISIONS, TOBACCO AND CIGARS Sulie of all kinds at lowest rates, for fishermen, Fanners aud Loggers. - As Va ALLEN Tenth Commcrctat Streets PUR N ITU R E :-,-.,,:, . , ,".r . 1. 1 .'..!.,., ...,. . . NKW AXI .SKCOXI) 1IAN"I. CAIIPKTS, STOVKS AND TIN WAKE1' UPHOLSTERING AND REPAIRING a Specialty. : 1'rioi Lowet of tho Iajw. Adams Henning'sen Next to rt'terson A Brown. The Palace Cafe Palace A 4AAAAAA A AAAAA AAAA A A A aA A A I KOPP'S FAMOUS BEER Bottled or. In Keg Free City Delivery i North Pacific Brewing Company, Astoria Castings We are prepared to make them on short notlre and of th best materials. JLet us give you estimates on any kind , of castings or pattern work, lowest prices for first-class work. TELEPHONE NO. 2461. HOTEL PORTLAND . The Finest Hotel PORTLAND, - Of New Zealand W. P. THOMAS, Mgr., San Francisco. UNLIMITED LIABILITY OF SHAREHOLDERS Has been Underwriting on the Pacific Coast ovei twenty-two years, SAMUEL ELMORE fc CO., Afrenta, Astoria, Ore. FOUINDBU SUN INSURANCE OFFICE Or LONDON THE OLDEST PURELY FIRE OFFICE IN TUE WORLD. Caah AoU . ; . ,. - $n,aoo.oao ' ? ' 'trT:r Cash Amta In United atate)a. a.OiO.ojs C. A. Henry & CoM General; Agents 213 Sassome Street SAMUEL ELMORE PACIFIC COAST COf.IPANY for Steamer, Commercial and Family Use Orders Promptly Executed. :" r - , ' f Samuel Elmore & Co;,Agts. Commercial Street, , Best Restaurant 1 Refulaf Meils. 2S Ccatl Suidgy Dinners i Sectltltjr Everytblnf tbt Market Afforda Catering Company A efcaVaV.ata.atl aAAAAAAA A IRON, STEEL, BRASS and BRONZE Scow Day IrcnG Br&ssfterks Obf . 18th ssd Praaklls arel In the Northwest - OREGON A, 0. 17IO ' San Francisco. Cal & CO., AGENT. Aiidrow. Asp, Wifta lalar, llatkiMllk a'i4 ItrMskMr riiMrr-riaAJM wonic at RBUHONAllUfi PUlCBkt. SpMlal Attention Olvea to Ship asal tlteamtaat Hepalrlnc.Oenerat lilaok smllhlnf, rirst-CUss tiers, tnosimf, at. COWNBn TWDTJIH A WD PPAWB PRAEL & COOK rtAN5FBR COMPANY. TelephOM ttL I DRAYING AND EXPRESSING , All foods solppe4 to oar oars Will raoelvo special atteaUos. No Ul Paaae t W. 1, COOK. lift. OREGON SllOW LINE MmoH Pacific AND l"nlsrt. - vim ; From Portland. Arrive,. ChlrsKO, foriland Salt Laka, pavr, Kt. Worth, Oma ha. KansM City St. Iuls, Chkiaa-o anj Kast Special l;M a. vlaltunt Inslun. Atlonuo Salt Lake, Uenvsr, rt. Worth, Omv ha, Kansaa City, 8t liOUla, Chi. caxo and Kast Bipressi I. is p.m. vlailunt 10:30 tnton. Walla Walla, liewlston, ' Spo kane, Minneapolis, Bt. Paul, Dululh, MUwaukee. Chl cao and East St. rull Fast Ms) I p. in. via. r.u p. m. Bpokana TO hours tram Portland to Chioata, No change of ears, OCEAN AND IUVBR SCHEDULE. Prom Astoria- All sailing dates subject to chant. Tor Baa Francis co every flvs days. Columbia Itlver to Portland aad Way Landing. 4: a. nu. Dally as oeptalor Steamer Nahcotttv leaves Astoria oa title dally euoept Sunday (or Ilwaoo, connecting there with trains (or Loag beach, Tig and North Beach points. Returning arrives at Astoria same ev ening. O. W. LOUNSBEIlRTiAfsat Astoria. A. U CRAIO, Oeaeral Passenger Agent, Portland, Oregon. "Th Blfirret Sensation Every mere." aULJPUT The smallest stereeoope with th strongest optical eReci. Highly On- Ished In different colors with rich cold and sliver deoonUloas (mountings-. Inoludlng N V. P. Pbotographa. Views of art (genr). Prloe only IL Sent everywhere prepaid la letter form. AOENT8 WANTED. LHiputSteresccjs Ccpaay rvKKKBT BLDQ., Philadelphia. ASTORIA AND COLUMBIA RIVER RAILROAD. UtAVS rORTUMU ARB! VI SOOaas fortlaad Vnlen Itonot . lUIOsi 70opia Kr Aat-xU aad Way oinu AHTORIA (10-pnt Pulnls la TiOsai 4p to iiinam Kll, Kort H nvami, W pw I ilammoDd and AsMirls -lu w a m Sift a nil Kt.Ml Je Mf VfarrauUiu. 1 11 (10 a am Klava), Uammoiid, .on 7 Wl p as . Jms-nsnd Aauirla lam 'Sunday aaly, . ' All tralna ma tra Jajia ivn rMnt Inn, ei Ooble wtm all Northern Paoino trains (o and from th East and Bound '" j. u. MAYO. Qea'l rreight and Pass. Af"t ItuxoRious Jwm l Th. "Northwestern TJmld" train. eiectrlo lighted throughout, both inside and out, snd steam heated, are with out exception, lb finest train la the world. The embody the latest, newest Snd bsst Mens far nomforL eonvsniannai and lutury ever offered the travelling Dubllo. snd altogether are th most complete snd splendid production cf the car builders' art. These splmdld Trains Connect With The Great Nortiiera . The Northera Pacific and The Canadian Pacific AT ST. PAUL FOR CHICAGO aad the BAST. V Vt . ttisas. fva ika lllsatefJAS es m viisaa gjej ui viiusisj nr vrm acommodatlons and all rlasses of tlck its are available for passigs on the trains on this line are proteotsd by th Interlocking Blook Brstem. A PINH LIBRARY. Of 140 volumes Is found on each of the Northern Pacific "North Coast Limited" trains. Don't forget that these are the only trains operated In the West that are lighted throughout I T a.Hr I Daly x I cept SurJ r electricity, .