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About Lincoln County leader. (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987 | View Entire Issue (March 27, 1914)
I' ' i't i Yi;; -"eWO STOMACH TROUBLE, I T rGASES OR. DYSPEPSIA V 7 ' 1 t .''.r , Pape's Dlapepslh" makes Sick, Sour, Gassy Stomachs surely feel fine t,ln-flv minutes. ,' .,) ; i-i If what you just ate la souring on your stomach or lies like a lump of lead, refusing to digest, or you belch Kas, and eructate . sour, undigested food, or have a feeling of dizziness, heartburn, fullness, nausea, bad taste In mouth and stomach-headticbe, you can get blessed relief In five minutes, rut an end to stomach trouble forever y getting a large fifty-cent case .of 1'ape's DiapepBln from any drug store. Tou realize In five minutes how need Jess It Is to suffer from Indigestion, dyspepsia or any stomach disorder. It's the quickest, surest stomach doc tor In, the world. It's wonderful. ., . , , He Knew. , ; The good man was shocked when the little boy asked him for a match. "Do you know where little boys go -when they smoke?" asked the good man.' 1 ' .:',''!." i . "Yes, sir," replied the boy. "Hack of Smith's lumber yard." : 1 L Yoeea Get AlWrroot-tase TREE. .Write Aliens. Olmsted. U Roy, N. Y.,for'a ample ol Allen's Fuot-Eae. It euros -sweating. hJt swollen, aching Icet, It makes new or tight shoes eujr, A ceruin cure lot earns. Ingrowing nails and bunions. All drug AUtsMUlt. a&a. Don't accept any substitute, Tact.-.;-; ! ,v -Why did you offer me that Skye terrier T" : . "Because, madam, I thought you must be a etar.'S . - . - , Formerly French was the most wide ly spoken language; today it is the mother tongue of only 45,000,000, as . compared with 100,000.000 who speak German and 130,000,000 who speak Kngllsh. i. v . . Every effort Is being made to make army life as attractive as possible in order to get the most desirable class -of recruits. , . 1 i . Putnam Fadeless Dyes make no muss. v A Qlnf Alt Right . Mark Twain, so the story goes, was , -walking on Hannibal street when he met a woman with her youthful fam ily. .!." i ; "So this Is the little girl, eh?" Jklark aid to her as ehe displayed her children.- ""And this sturdy little urchin in the bib belongs, I suppose, to the . .'Contrary sex?" "Yessab," the woman replied; "yes sah, dat's a girl, too." Exchange. - . ' ... Tommy's Excuse, i , . . . . Teacher Tommy Sllmson, have you any good excuse for being late? . Tommy (beaming) Yes, ma'am. ' 1 Teacher Whnt is It? . Tommy Waffles, Harper's Bazaar. Tr. Peery's Vermifuge "bead Shot" kllla - awa espela Worms la a. Tar few hours, i Ad. . . ' , '. Alasl ; A cheerful prophet upon the staff of the New York Sun assures us that ( after. Christmas eggs will be cheap. - But who hna the price of even a cheap egg., after Christmas? Louisville J -Courier-Journal. . ,s .' Free to Oar neaders Writ Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago, for -m page Illustrated Kya Book Free. Write all . about Vour Eye Trouble and they will adrlaa a to the Proper Application of the Murine Kya Remedies In Vour Special Caie. Your . DrugRlel will tell you that ilurlne Belter Bora Kyea, Btrengthena Weak Eyes. Doesn't "mart, Boothea Kya Pain, ud arils lor 60c. . Try It la Your Eyes and In Baby's Eyes fqt Scaly Eyellda and Uranulatlon. .1.1 ' '...I. , i ' . ! ! i England' Trouble, Too. '. -'' . "'And how's . your husband, Mrs. :BioKKsr . ' ; . .. ; . ., "K's, still rather peorlv, ma'am, thank ye kindly;- e'a bin suffering a lot with Is gastrlo Ulster!" Exchange. : '.:: .' . ' . ; : :I0 CENT MCA8CARET8' 1 - -.'l , FOR LIVER AND BOWELS 'Cure Sick Headache, Constipation, Biliousness, 8our 8tomach, Bad Breath Candy Cathartic. No odds how bad your liver, atom ach or bowels; bow much your head aches, how miserable you are from constipation. Indigestion, biliousness and sluggish bowels you always get relief with Cascareta. : They 1mm e liately cleanse and regulate the stom ach, remove the sour, fermenting food and foul gases; take .the excess bile , from tha liver and carry oft the con stipated waste matter and . poison from the intestines and bowels. A ' tO-cent box from your druggist will keep your liver and bowels clean; stomach sweet and head clear for ' months. They work while you sleep. . Victimised, i "Did you come back on an all-steel "In?" , "When the waiters and porters fin ' ahed plucking me, I felt sure that it vaa." Birmingham Age-Herald. p ' .'.'.' , . . . . '; Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regu ate and invigorate stomach, , liver and , foweia. ugar-coatea, tiny granules Easy to take as candy. ..... , Deciduous Fruit Crops. California's ' 191) ' deciduous aatted growers $18,600,000. fruits smm'''an-- TT j."ji"ti at i iiiiijujl(.t,,il,lix - - ' W (j vUJ - - 'trilr vT " A A I ;;v Ljnchino FEW people know the wide range and systematic organisation of the United States life-saving service in its work of : saving lives alongshore. Superintend ent Sumner I. Kimball has been Its father and friend, baa made it his re ligion for 40 years. And he has so far succeeded as to have place'd upon 10,000 miles of our coast nearly 300 life-saving stations, fitted up wlto the most modern rescuing apparatus, and token. care of by, 2,000 men, under semi-military discipline. Twenty-five thousand vessels have been given aid in this time and property valued at $240,000,000 saved, with far less loss of life than in tbo single case of the Titanic, which was sunk In tnldocean Crews ordinarily . number -eight or nine, with the keeper of the station in cluded. ' Though under 'civil service, reading and writing are about all that is required, ' educationally ; physical endurance and experience of the life alongshore properly being tbo main requirement.' .Day watch Is from sun rise to sunset and the night patrol Is divided Into Jour watches. '. , ( That It lias but 19 ' life-saving sta tions, to the Atlantic's 1SS. Is evident of tho fact that , the Pacific coast Is not generally considered more danger ous than 'It was 'when Balboa; gazlnr first upon the clear blue 'World of Its waters, named It the Sea of ..Peace. The wreck of the. Rosecrans,. about a year ego;' 'stands out. In consequence, as though tho ocean mocked the mem ory of Its' discovery ns a pacific bodyi The Kosocrans started from' .Mont erey, Cali, a 2,976-ton ship, bound for Pprtland. Ore., with 19.000 barrels of crude oil. On the third night out the steamer drew near the mouth of the Columbia river. iA southerly. ;i gale prang up and there was a heavy fall Ing sea, - It begon. to rain, and the lighthouse beacons Could scarcely ,b seen Suddonly the Rosecrans grounded In the breakers. 1 Flashed "S. O. 8." The crew sprang to the deck as one man, and there flashed up the coast the. dread "S. O. 8." Three, times the cry was repeated. Thon darted through tho captain's mind the fear of fire from flying sparks of tbo wireless. lire, wun iv,vuv oarreis or on on board! Bettor to perish in the laws of the ocean. , . .' But the Astoria, Ore., operator bad got the call and he flashed back now the mercy of a prom ise of "help. The Rosecrans dared re plying: "The water Is now in the cab ins. We can't stay" but the mes sage was never finished. The wireless operator at Astoria had sont out a general distress call. There was no response from ship or station. He begged the Puget Sound Tugboat company at Astoria to notify by some moans the life-saving stations at Cap Disappointment and Point Adams. The operator at North Head was also beseeehed to notify the Cape Disap pointment people. I The telephone wires wore out of order. The agent of the tugboat company; finally got a message to Point Adams, but eettld jt jam - if a Lire Boat offer no information as to the scene of the wreck. ., . I It was nine 'o'clock, nearly four hours after- the stranding of the steamer, that the surfman keeping the watch from Cape Disappointment lookout tower telephoned his chief at the main station, a quarter of a mile away, that there was a ship In the breakers off McKenzle head. A furious gale bad risen. The crew, rounding the cape, had to fight both storm and rising tide, so they turned back toward a cut-off on a near-by island. ;'- Here, too, the tide met them. Then the keeper spied a - tug being towed over the bar and asked to be taken to the wreck. There . was a sharp refusal. So the crew renewed Its efforts Blngly. It was man and man's humanity .,- that gave them strength "to struggle to reach the wreck. It was useless. The crew grew exhausted. And It was more fight ing to get back to the station to wait for low tide. Noon had come when they arrived, disheartened only as men who spend their lives in the busi ness of saving other men's lives can be when they fall.' .' ' Keeper Wlcklund at 1 Point Adams, after receiving the word early in the morning, had commanded all his men to get jready for sea.! : With ; the tug Tatoosh a thorough -search over the bar was made, but the vessel was hid den from their view .and not the trace of a mast could be, seen'. .' , :-vj : ; - Upon their return Fort Stevens tele jphoned that the Rosecrans bad ground ed on' Peacock spit Keeper ..Wick Innd left for Cape - Disappointment Station, where he tried again to reach the ship whose three survivors could now. be seen banging to the rigging, - Captain Rimer met him as he pulled In shore.. - Desperate . now and deter mined to save those three men cling ing to the most that' swayed like a willow. In the wind, the two chiefs manned their boats and started back, The ' Cape Disappointment boat Tenacious reached the wreck first, but got herself Into trouble by It. and It was the Point Adams crew that sig naled to the half-dead men aloft to Jump. By continued circling the beat got pretty close to the ruined Rose crans. The men on the mast were afraid to leave It The rescuers kept circling closer, when, without warning, a sea piled over their boat. It was overturned and four of the crew and the keeper shot Into the water, where they clung to the wreckage until the otbers, who had sat tight while the boat made the dive, managed to get all but one back In. The crews of the tugs which did so much to help In the disaster that claimed the lives of 33 men were deep ly appreciated by the department, and letters of thanks were written them by the secretary of the treasury. . ; Every member of the two life-sav ing crews has been awarded the high est sign of praise within tha province of the service a gold medal that Is only given in exceptional cases ot heroism in saving life along tha shore J ' . SHE BORROWED A START Prosperous Modiste Knew How to :: Make Clothes, .t but ...That's. Not : Secret of Her First 8uccess. How. one dressmaker got her start In New York Js the pet story of he woman who started her: " --;' ' ' : "She rented two rooms on the first floor of a Nlnety-flfth street house," the woman said. "I occupied the floor above. I had seen her sign in the win dow for several weeks . before I 3aw her. One day I met her In the halL Two days later she called r at . my "at-.. " 'I'm In. an awful pickle,' she Bald, 'arid I am going to ask you to help me out ' There are two ladfes downstairs who want some dresses made, but be fore they give me the order they' want to see some of my work. With the ex--ception of my own clothes and you cauld pack all of them Into a bandbox I have nothing to show them. I find it very hard to drum up trade here. I haven't had a customer since I moved Into this house,' and I will lose those two women if I cannot make the raise of a few nice gowns toshow them as samples. I have seen you go out' sev eral .times in lovely dresses. Would you mind letting me have them for a few minutes? 1 1 - will return them as soon as the women go away.' "The pure nerve of the girl stagger ed .me. , . .. . .... V '. .--j r '- "'But you didn't make ray dresses,' 1 said. 'They were made by . a dress maker, who runs a very fashionable shop.' ... .. ., 'f.. ...... " 'So I supposed,' said my neigh bor, 'Are. they ; marked with her name?" . "'No,' said I, 'that woman's style is her trademark,, and I ought not give another the benefit of If "The girl stood lust there and look ed at me, and the pitiful drooping of her eyes and mouth appealed to me more effectually than any words. The upshot of tHe matter was I loaned her five of my newest best eowns. Naturally the callers were delighted wun tnem, and gave the girl a large order for summer clothes. . I worried myself sick over the affair. " 'What will you do.' I said. 'If von turn out poorly made garments? How will you square yourself?' ' I shall not need to square myself.' she said confidently. 'And she did not need to. Her work. Instead of being botchy as I had ex pected it to be. was beautiful. All she needed was an Introduction, and after she got that, through gowps made by a fashionable dressmaker, her ' reputation and a good Income were easily made." Insured a Tree for $30,000. -The most valuable fruit tree In the world has had built around It a fence 30 feet high to keep out miscreants and has been Insured against wind and fire with Lloyd's of .London for-$30,000. The tree Is a six-year-old alligator pear and Is on a Whlttier ranch owned by ' H. A. Woodworth of California. Last year the tree made its owner $3, 206, and be didn't klve It as much at tention as the ordinary man gives to ah old speckled hen. - - Fifteen hundred dollars ot the mon ey, came from the sale of the pears at six dollars a dozen, and the remainder in other words, ".the big end of the purse came from the sale of- bud- wood. Buds sold so rapidly last year at ten cents apiece, that Mr. Wood worth raised his price to 22 cents In order to Avoid having to ruin the tree to satisfy bud-wood hunters. ., ; ..... ';..,; .:, 8U'gpie0Uiir- . ' ' t ., -"Why do you advise me not' to mar ry a girl .younger than - myself; you dld lt?'', v . "I know It"- ' E, -, "Well then ", , a ',' "And day before yesterday 1 read to her .the story of a man who died from ptomaine poisoning contracted while eating oysters" " ' : " : ' ' "t don't see : :' - - ; "And yesterday'she -served me with oysters for dinner." . ; . . - :.. ... i . ',. ;. ,i;A Substitute. . '.-,' : "Do you approve ot the steps taken to preserve Niagara Falls, and. to hold off the people who would destroy their beauty for the sake of tho power thoy would generate?" "Oh, yes, I guess . so, but thcro woulA be a more effective way,": "How?" . . "Discovery of some practical way to harness the powor expended in gum shewing would furnish enough power ;o run all the mills In the couutry." Distinction of Terms. "That man who paid a fortune for a bogus rare book must be a very In dig aant bibliophile.". "Well,", replied Miss Cayenne, 'there are bibliophiles; and then there re what. Josh Billings would have jailed 'blbllophools."' v Bridge. ' NIckAre you a good card player? Dick No. , At bridge I'm a regular Horatlus. . -' Nick What do you mean a regular Horatlus? . . ... Dick I keep the. others from eon tog acrossiudge." "' -V u u u a Joy . ,' When the appetite keen and the digestion normal (you fan enjoy your meals without fear of distress, but how dif ferent when the stomach is weak and your food causes Heartburn, Bloating, Nausea, Headache,' Indigestion ' -and Costiveness. . This suggests a trial of . -. r. ; : :. HOSTETTER'S STOMACH BITTERS n n n Promoting the Janitor. They were joint owners of an apart ment house, and one day the Junior partner sought his colleague in some trepidation. - -, "The , Janitor wants- $10 more a month or he'll leave. . I hate to give up the money, but we can't spare him." The senior partner disappeared and returned In a few moments. "It's all right" said he. "I've sat Ised him, and It didn't cost us any thing." . ; . . , "How's that?" "The Janitor Is now the superin tendent" ' "Good work I " declared the Junior partner. "But why didn't you make him superintendent in the first place?" "Because," answered the- senior member, "I knew he'd want a promo motion eventually. Every man wants a promotion some time, and, to my mind a good man deserves one." Judge. - - Farewell Forever. A Frenchman staying at a London hotel, when presented with his bill, paid It without formal protest, but was indignant at Its amount "I wish to see see proprletalre," he said to the clerk. In a minute the proprietor ap peared. The Frenchman was all smiles.' "Ah," he-exclaimed, "I must embrace you." "But why should you embrace me?" asked the astonished hotel keeper. "I do not understand.", "Look at zee bill!" "Yes, your receipted bill. What of It?" "What of eet? Simply tees, salre. It means zat I .shall nevafre, no, no ralre, see you again." Houston Chron icle. The Burning Question. The Chief Clerk If I am wanted I will be in with the manager. 1 The Latest Acquisition Yesslr. An' If you are not wanted where will yer be? Sydney Bulletin. . , Rheumatic , Twinges j yield Immediately to Sloan Lin iment It relieves ' aching sod swollen parts instantly.' Reduces Inflammation and quiets thatagon Itlng pain. Don't rub it pene trates. ; . j SLOANS LINIMENT Kills Pain ?1vee quick relief from chest and hroat affections. Have tou tried Sloau'if Here's what others say i Rallaf from fthaainatlm " Mr mother has used ana SOc. Mtls pf Sloan Liniment, and altbouih aha ! overs) rears of aa, aha has ob- Irned "L"lnr'v!,,.f trnn rheuma tism." Mn. U. Jf. LUdmUmf. (.Off, Ot Cold an i Croup ' "A little boy next door had eronp. t cars tha mother Sloan's Liniment to try. She sure him three drape on surer before folnf to bed. and he (at up with- ut the croup In the morning." , - ifUKImtnl Am.. Cahaje, 111 Nevrelsla Can - I "Sloan's Liniment ie tha twat medi cine In tha world. It has rollered me i oi nenraicia. i nose pains have all , and I can trntr say your Llnlmenl Icon ni did euro tnem. mru . Jt. imi mr reJUhea. Alan Dealers. Prlee 2Sa.. BOa. t $1.00 8Wea'IariMtiTe Bn.Het a oi'wttaTsoiua