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About Lincoln County leader. (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987 | View Entire Issue (June 12, 1908)
That the North L'ole Is shifting and climate changing, making the north ru putt of IliU cuiilluthl waiiui-r unJ Northern Asia coIJcr, la the theory of Momm B. Col worth, of York, Kiiglmid. who has been gathering evidence In Alaska to supiMrt It. This inovenunt, Col worth tielleves, Is caused by tu Immense accumulations of ice along the Canadian shore of the Arctic Ocean niid especially at Baffin's Land and Greenland. The Incalculable weight of this mass Is, by the force of gravity, slowly pushing the crust of the earth and consequently the North l'ole and the arctic cirt generally westward over toward Siberia, where there are no, immense accumulations of glacial tee to counteract the movement. "I'd hate to be a June bride this year," remarked the stenographer lioarder, with a little giggle. "Why?" Inquired the dental student. "If the boy was all right and had the shekels coining in regular, why not June?" "She didn't mean June, you It !" said the young woman employed In a down town cloak department, with friendly freedom. "She meant this year. Don't you know what year this Is?" "Oh-h-h !" gald the dental student. "I catch on. Pnrdon me." "What do you think' of this thing of women proposing, Mr. Slinms?" asked the landlady of the old bachelor. "Do you think they ought to?" "Nobody would be safe If they did," replied that person. "You would," said the young wom an from the cloaks, with some asper ity. "Now, now !" said the dental student. "We mustn't have this. Sure, they've a right to propose If they want to." "You'd better take care how you es tres" yourself on that subject, with these fasclnntlng young ladles around," H.-iid the bachelor boarder, wnrnlngly. "I wish there was danger of It," said the dental student, with a glance at the Monographer, who cunt down her ryes nud blushed faintly. "I never havo any luck, though," lie ruuied. "I always manage to get In with a bunch that's such lookers they don't have to. They have to take a club to keep the fellows away from them." ' "When you say a 'hunch' I presume you mean a galaxy." said the landlady, a note of reproof In her voice. "I mean a bunch of daisies, ma'am," said the dental student. The young woman employed In the downtown cloak department reached liehlnd the oetio boarder to pat the student on the back. "You'll never lose o thing by that." she said. "Womau," suld the poetic boarder, iterlously, "woman should' be sought Her nature is too timid. too delicate, toA.rolliuxt to tnke tho. Initiative In Mich a matter. She Is the goddess to whom we suo, not the suppliant, the ilcvolee. If Mie takes pity on us rude, strong men It Is out of her divine com pAHHlon. If she blesses us with her -ompanlonnhlp it Is a thing for which we should be humbly gratcrtil ami strive to repay with our uneealng cure and devotion." "Hear him!" cried the dental stu dent. "Fine business! Good talk!" "There's nothing slow about Mr. 1)11 ley," said Uic young woman employed In the down-town cloak department. "Come off!" said the bachelor board er. "If woman should propose," contin ued the poetic boarder, "It would in evitably destroy our high ideal of her. There might be exceptional clrcum stances that would justify It. Itoman tlc history has some Instances of It; but no doubt It would tend to lower her In the eatlmatlou of a manly man of line feelings." Tine fliMlestlcU!" said the old bachelor boarder. "Doesn't she pro lKse all the time? She doesn't come right out and say,' 'Will you be mine?' That would be too direct and too hon est. No, but she'll got after him just the same, and once she does there's no hope for him. He might us well throw "P his hands unless he's on to their game. You let them begin making eyes at you. my friend, and see where yon land. You may think that you're doing It, but you won't be. Pooh!" Just here the young woman employ ed In the down-town cloak department violated the proprieties and the rules of the house. She threw a beaten bis cuit at the bachelor boarder. Chicago Daily News. Optimum in the Philippine. The Philippines are to-day nearer the realization of the doctrine of "The Philippines for the Filipino" than they ever have been. There Is more English being spoken In the Islands than Span ish at the present time. Important public enterprises are under way which have attracted the attention nt rroft students of Insular affairs all over the world. Uater works are being built under the most exuert sclenHfln u.i. vice, public schools are being built In large numbers, nnd of superior equip ment, and splendid public roads, such as that to the summer capital of Ma nila, are being laid out and construct ed. Plagues have been ally Impossible, the customary fever iii riou mis oeen largely robbed of its terror, nnd sanitary conditions and the health of the people have been made subjects of special attention. While complete Indenendenne la th dream of the people of the Islands, mey are nnaing tnat with so large a number of their own neonle in nh. of the local government, as officehold ers, tney are practically administering their own affairs. The Philippine Con gress contains many of the brightest men in rne islands, who are manifest ing an enthusiastic Interest in her new responsibilities. The speaker of the House, Senor Don Asmena, Is a pro gressive and talented young man who believes In American Ideas and Is adapting them to his large field of use fulness. Ilopefulnens and optimism are the dominant, notes In the Philip pines to-day, and these are the quali ties that make for success and prog ress. From Secretary Taft's Own Story of His Tour Around the World In the National Magazine. Inatlnct and Heaaon. Iimtlnct Is the generic term for all those faculties of mind which lead to the iierformanee of actions that are adaptive in character, but pursued wltliont necessary knowledge of the re lation tietween the moans employed and the ends attained. Reason refers to those actions that are adaptive In char acter and that are pursued with knowl edge of the relation between the means employed und the ends aimed at Such Is the technical statement of the dif ference between Instinct nnd reason, but the real, basic difference between the two faculties Is unknown and prob ably unknowable. New York Ameri can. Most ieople don't become angels until they are so old and fat that It sounds ridiculous to call them angels. But the woman with a history la never anxious to dispose of a copy. St. Vita.' !.....- This distressing affection. medical terms chorea, Is a nervous maiaay of early life. It Is most fre quent in children 12 or 13 years old; before 5 and after 20 it Is rare. Girls are affected more frequently than boys, nearly in the proportion of three to one. What the essence of the dlseaes la physicians do not yet know. Some think it consists In an undue Irritabili ty of that portion of the nervous sys tem which has to do with muscular contraction, others that It Is due to fa tigue or exhaustion of the nerves. The principal symptom of chorea Is an In voluntary contraction of certain mus cles, commonly those of the face, neck and arms, giving rise to irregular movements of the bead and arms, cou pled with grimaces. In severe case the muscles of the trunk and the legs are affected, so that the sufferer is un able to walk, and even rolls and tosses tabout lil the hud. The constant movements give rise to an Intense and painful fatigue. Some times the spasmodic twitching of the tongue and the muscles concerned in the act of swallowing Interferes with the taking of food, and the patient suffers from semistarvatlon. Sleep Is prevented or disturbed, althoueh when SleOD does niviir tho mnvmnantd n I- v.-v. ...v t vunuio it a mi u y cease. In the milder forms there may be only slight twltchlues of the mus cles of the face, the patient seeming only to be "making faces' at people. The disease often, although not al ways, follows an attack of rheuma tism, or It may be occasioned by a fright or some other shock to the ner vous system. Eye-strain Is believed to be a cause in some cases. It is some times Imitative In character, being ex cited by the sight of another child who has St. Vitus' dance, and In this way the disease may spread, as by conta gion, through a school. The strain of school life, with long hours of study and insufficient playtime, seems to be an occasional cause, or at least to pre dispose to an attack. The treatment of chorea by drugs la unsatisfactory. Some have been ex tolled as curative, but a further trial has usually shown that the recovery was In large measure due to other things. Much good can be done by ab solute rest In bed In a darkened but well-ventilated room, or better yet, In a room with all windows open, or actu ally In the open air, darkness being se cured by a hood drawn over the eyes. Reading and visitors should be pro hibited. The food should be nourish ing and digestible. Sedative medicines are undoubtedly useiui, DUt tney must of course be tak en only under the physician's supervi sion. The eyes should always be ex amined and projK-r glasses fitted before the child Is allowed to return to study after recovery from an attack of cho rea. In a French Chateau in Winter. It Is not all bliss to be Invited to a French chateau In midwinter, no mat ter how distinguished the host or how romantic and artistic the domicile. At least it Isn't for the steam heated Bos tonlan, lapped In the luxury of sum mer warmth. A visitor to a distract Ingly lovely abode near Fontalnebleau says he put in twenty-four hours of physical anguish there and simply came away wondering how his hosts endured the arctic temperature of the rooms. "If I meant to live In foreign landa," says this shivering person, "I would go through the chilling process which In ures human flesh and blood In France. What do these people do to render the blood in their veins to course like Are and act like an eternal furnace?" That'a'a question Americans abroad might well like to have answered. Boston Herald. Now and Then. She You love me, Uien? He I love you now. She Ah, well ! I suppose If a wom an can get a man to love her now and then she should be contented ! Fair Journal. Awful BITecta. Acrid Ike Dey say dat steady drip pin' o' water'll wear away a stone. Dreamy rete Jes' t'lnk, den, wot'd happen t' a man's stomach by pourin' glassfuls Inter It. Bohemian. Unite "Jarful. "She has a very useful husband." "How do you make that out?" "He can always suggest something that he wants for dinner." Detroit Free Press. About the first thing a child learns In this strenuous old world la how not to behave. The Pu Between. A New Orleans woman, well known ror ner work for charltv. recent!? . cepted an Invitation to speak at an, anti-tuDerculoals meetlne. On the nlnfc form ibe found herself seated between a bishop and a rabbi, and the tone of tne meeting seemed to be rendered ex tremely solemn by the combination. In order to lighten the solemnity, she mm. turning to the rabbi: "Do von know, I feel aa if I were a leaf be tween the Old and the New Testa ments." The rabbi turned a tad-eyed gaze upon ner. "Yes, madam," he said, "and, If yon will recall, that page Is usually a blank one." Sam Weller. It was Sam Weller who made Dick ens famous. "Pickwick Papers" were a complete failure financially until this unique character was Introduced. The press was all but unanimous In prais ing Samlval as an entirely original character whom none but a great gen ius could have created. Dickens re ceived over $16,000 for "Pickwick Papers," and at the age of twenty-six he was Incomparably the most popular author of his day. London Standard. riTA St. Vitas' Dance and all Karvons DU-aMa 1.1 1 permanently enredbr Dr. Kllna'a Until A'erve Restorer. Band fur FREE "atrial bottle and treatise. Ur.ii. ILKJloe. IxL, VU Area SU, Hillae, The Real Thin. "Do you think that unconscious spell which Miss Sharp had at the ball was a swoon?" "No; I am sure It was a feint." "What do you mean?" "She had declared her Intention of making a sensation at the ball, and I think she was like her Intention ht wanted to be carried out" The Old Flame. Eva Yes, she used to keep bis love letters under her pillow. Edna And now? Eva Oh, she keeps them over her pillow now. Edna Over? Eva Yes, she uses them as curl pa pers. - . No Opening;. "Why don't you go to work?" aske.7 the prosperous citizen sharply. Uwau," retorted the mendlennr. "you'se fellows that have all the so't snaps have a nerve." Philadelphia Ledger. Not Mere Fancy. "When I Baw him last he was eetflnff to be a regular grouch. He Imagined everybody disliked him." "Oh, all that's changed." "Yes?" "Yes, be knows It now." Philadel phia Press. A Chance to Get Rich. A fortune awaits the tailor who can Invent a secret pocket In a coat where a man may carry his cigars without exposing them to the many friends who help themselves. Detroit Free Press. i aiz::.'::., ,:r:rr,s?z:lyfflaaii-'iii?,i avmu iuu iiavo Always uougm jiiis Dorno tne sltrna ture of Clias. II. Fletcher, and has been made under his personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no one to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and " Just-as-good" are but Experiments, and endanger the health of Children Experience against Experiment. 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Wife Only one. and I am reanWa.1 to make a clean breast of It Husband (hoarsely) Go on! Wife For several days I have hnri a secret a secret longing for a rwr dress, with hat to match, for my birth day. That fetched him. Tatler. Extrernea. "Pardon me." said the rlnwarer mirk tk. mole on ber chin, "but there ! hanil. room for two of an here if you art goini to leep tnat tiling on jour head." "O, I gurss there's room enough, mad am," answered the tharp featured young woman with the umbrageous hat, wb occupied the adjoining scat. "I'm not making any kick about the space youi feet take up." Chicago Tribune. Knocked Oat. The pugilist a moment dropped his guard. A stiff righthander laid him on the floor And sent him into dreamland. When he woke Hi dream of immortality was o'er. H OWAHD E. BCRTOX. Aaaayer and Cheratat. Leadvllle. Colorado. HDevimen orlcea: Gold. Silver, It ad, 1 ; Gold, Bllver,76c: Oold, toe; Zinc or Copper, II. Cyanide Wata. 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