Lincoln County leader., July 05, 1907, Image 3

A Hair
Dressing
Nearly every one likes a fine
hair dressing. Something to
make the hair more manage
able; to keep it from being
too rough, or from splitting
at the ends. Something, too,
that will feed the hair at the
same time, a regular hair-food.
Well-fedhairwillbestrong,and
will remain where it belongs
on the head, not on the comb!
The best kind of a testimonial
"Sold lor over sixty years."
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svira mwuiHiunri ws
9 SARSAPAR1LUL
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UWI O CHEERY PECTOKAL.
Returning; Proofs of Lore,
"I received a lot of rejected manu
crlpts to-day," said Titmarsh.
"Did you?" replied bis friend. "I
bad no Idea you bad ambitions to shine
as an autbor."
"Not exactly that," said Titmarsh.
"You see, my girl and I quarreled, and
be returned all my letters." Tit-Bits,
Liberty Gone.
Mrs. Asker The leading man In the
show we saw last week got married,
After that he left the show and now
be advertises in the dramatic paper
that he Is "at liberty."
Mr. Asker Hm ! I can't see how he
can be "at liberty" if be Is married.
Helpless.
He If I kissed you would yon
cream for help?
She What would be the use? Mam
ma Is out and papa Is stone deaf. Bal
tlmore American.
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ATHENA. OREGON
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Will be glad to give you particulars about
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Write today.
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217 Marquam Bids.
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room, sleeulni
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HAPPIER
THE REMEDY:
JU1JET V. BTBAUS8,
GIRLS ABB B0T8 AT THE SMAET T00L" AGE.
It is to be presumed that tbere Is a time In
every life when the being tbat sustains a partic
ular entity is more or less a fool. It Is not
presumable tbat one can always remain sensi
ble. The greatest genius bas bU weak spots,
and we are to be congratulated If we ever get '
past tbe fool mile post and reach the limits of
rationality and mere common sense. It bas
been said tbat tbere is no fool like an old fool,
and I admit tbat an old fool In the bosom of
one's family Is trying, but I do not believe that
be Is more so than tbe perverse, high-headed,
young fool who has Just waked up to the seem
'lngly Incontrovertible fact tbat he owns the
earth and the fullness thereof and that every
body Is sitting back awe-stricken at his clever
ness. In using the masculine pronoun, I do not
mean to point out merely the boy fool, for I
sometimes think bis female contemporary can
give herself away more completely than be can.
The young animal of either sex, when arrived at the "smart" age, Is Indeed
a trial to beholders In general and to parents in particular.
Patiently, and In a chastened mood, we must live through tbe pert
speeches, the heavy tragedies, the sickening affectation, the mouthing, the
baby talk, the mincing walk, the wagging head, that belongs to the fool age.
By turns we take courage, remembering our own Idiocy and bow we came
through It, and again we never were quite so bad, and tbat our child Is not
merely at the silly age, but that the fool goes all the way through and there
Is absolutely no remedy. In moments of desperation we wonder If a cudgel
or a perforated shingle would do any good, and then parental affection gushes
forth and we are appalled at the thought of so disgraceful a thing as corporal
chastisement for a' child supposed to be "grown."
No, there Is no help for It We must let nature take Its course, thanking
our lucky stars If the happy young fool comes off without ruining his prospects
in life.
In gazing upon the youthful subjects of this sketch, I wonder which Is
more painful to the beholder who has come to years of discretion, to see
them walk or to hear them talk. In walking there seems to be a sort of
spiral wiggle In the gait tbat produces, ut uuce, a strut and a wobble of the
bead deemed particularly pleasing. In talking tbere Is a dlsiwsition not to
speak plainly, to bite off .the words about half articulated and to assume a
peculiar quirk of tbe eyes or twist of the month, which, It Is to be hoped, la
thoroughly enjoyable to the speaker as It Is so utterly exasperating to the
bearer as almost to provoke to assault and battery.
I once knew a rather belligerent old lady, who. In a luckless moment,
fell afoul of one of these young women who was living through the fool
period. After listening to ber queer Jargon a while, the old lady Inquired:
"Is there anything tbe matter with your talking apparatus, or Is this here
mumblln' meant for style?"
After all Is said and done, however, we old folks must return to the
only remedy for our rasped nerves patience. We must bear with our dear
ones and love them through It all and stand ready to confront them when
the gayly-tlnted balloon of fatuous fancy and self-esteem bursts and they
come down with a dull thud to life and Its actualities. Juliet V. Strauss, la
the Chicago Journal.
A. B. CHASE PLAYER-PIANO
Does not enlarge the instrument or
change style of case ; mechanism all below
keyboard; operates piano action abstract
direct, and precisely as regular piano keys
do, securing the same expression as the
artist can by hand ; can be entirely removed
from the piano in five minutes's time, and
that without the use of a screw driver.
Write for Free Booklet
SHERMAN, CLAY & CO.
SPOKANE, SEATTLE,
Wish. Wash.
PORTLAND.
Ortfoi
"Sf teqnatatloaa."
When Louis XVI. laid bis bead be
aeath tbe guillotine, bis confessor,
Abbe Edgeworth, dismissed bim from
the world, so history tells, with "Son
of Saint Louis, ascend to heaven 1" yet
In reality be said nothing of the sort.
Tbe brave defiance, "The guard dies,
but never surrenders." attributed to
Cambronne when, at Waterloo, tbe im
perial guard were ordered to throw
down their arms, bas been shown to
have been tbe fanciful creation of some
historian's mind; and the saying,
"Providence favors the stronger side,"
or, as It bus been corrupted, "God Is on
tbe side with the heaviest artillery,"
which has been, attributed to Nupoleon,
really originated with writers of an
tiquity. Cicero alludes to it as an "old
proverb."
It would take volumes to contain all
tbe blunders, small, large and Indif
ferent, tbat historians have made, and
the lamentable part of It Is tbat the
old blunders are constantly being made
ever again. ,
Carrying; It Along;.
An elderly and most respectable
looking man was recently brought be
fore a magistrate, says the London
Telegraph, charged with unbecoming
and hilarious conduct.
When be was asked what he bad to
say for himself, he mumbled something
about "doing ni tbe Romans do."
"Very good," returned the magis
trate. "Continue to do as tbe Romans
do. Pay seven shillings, sixpence!"
CASTOR I A
lot Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
Signature
HER LIFE'S SUNSET.
How the Ansel of the Red Cross Is
pending; Her Declining; Years.
Thirty years ago and even later, the
name and the fame of Clara Barton
were spread through two continents.
She ranks to-day with the greatest
heroines the world bas ever known,
and history a half century from now
will glow with accounts of her noble
work. Yet she lives Just out of Wash
ington In a retirement that is almost
Isolation, surrounded by only a few
faithful friends, who have spent their
lives In her service, and nearly forgot
ten by the heedless generation that fol
lows her. Now and then some old and
stanch friend of Miss Barton makes
tbe long trip out from town to the big
MISS CLABA BABTON,
yellow bouse at Glen Echo, occasional
sightseers and curious strangers Invade
ber solitude, and from time to time
she makes a short (rip into the city
herself; but for the most part she
spends long, sunny days In the silent
bouse overlooking tbe Potomac.
This bouse, a roomy one built for a
hospital for sufferers in tbe Johnstown
flood and afterward given to Miss Bar
ton and moved by her to Glen Echo, Is
a rather dreary place In winter, al
though it Is delightfully cool In. sum
mer. A trip down the wide hallway
running through the center of this
house, on a bleak winter's day, Is
enough to chill' tbe marrow In one's
bones, but the long walk ends in a
warm, sleepy sitting room which Is in
viting in Its comfort Old-fashioned
cushioned rocking chairs, a lounge with
brlgbt-colered Afghans upon It, and a
great waterfall of Wandering Jew In
tbe window all breathe of the quaint
home-likeness of a quarter century ago.
Miss Barton fits into It like a picture
Into its frame, and a chat with ber
there is the sort of experience that
finds one coming away smiling a little.
Tbe winter months, when the Vir
ginia bills opposite ber study windows
are forlornly bare, Miss Barton spends
writing and reading. In spite of her
80-odd years, she Is still mentally keen
and Interested in all tbe events of the
day, and she keeps up with current
affairs to an amazing degree. Now and
then articles from her pen are sought
by various publications, and it Is hint
ed, too, that she Is busily preparing a
volume of recollections, which shall
perhaps be somewhat In the nature of
an autobiography. Miss Barton bas
for years been urged to write such a
book, and since ber connection with all
public affairs was severed, some two
or three years ego, she bas been giving
more and more time and attention to
her personal writings.
Her habits while thus at work are
curiously erratic. She Is up early in
the morning, and often by daybreak
the scratch of her pen may be heard
In her study. Ehirlng the day she often
takes little naps, resuming her writing
with fresh .vim, and frequently she will
He down from 8 or 9 o'clock In the
evening until 10 or 11, rising then to
go vigorously to work and write busily
until 1 or 2 o'clock In tbe morning. One
of ber most faithful companions states
tbat frequently, when she bas had some
difficult piece of writing to be done,
she would go to the kitchen and work
energetically with ber hands, at can
ning or Ironing or some domestic task
all the while' revolving her subject
and Its arrangement In her thoughts.
Then suddenly she would go to ber
room, take up ber pen and write ber
article with scarcely the change of a
word. She Insisted that ber thoughts
came much more clearly and smoothly
when her hands were occupied.
During tbe summer . months Miss
Barton generally goes to ber old borne,
the little town of Oxford, Mass., where
she was born and where ber remaining
relatives still live.
Banking by Mail
WE PAY
INTEREST
On savings deposits of dollar
or more, compounded twice
every year. It is just as easr
to open Savings Account with
us by Mad as if you lived next
door. Send for our free book
let, "Banking by Mail." and
learn lull particulars. Address
Oregon Trust &
Savings Bank
Portland, Oregon
Sixth and Washington Sts.
Diplomacy Needed.
Gollifer Ordered your next winter's
coal jet?
Coach Ordered It? I'm not In a posi
tion to order it. t am making overtures
for it. Cliicnco Tribune."
CLASSIFIED ADS
Too Much.
"'That man Relcerndolrt Is the most
conceited. Insufferable, vain, arrogant,
Insolent, purseproud Individual that
trammels the earth," said the man with
the automobile goggles.
"Why, I heard that he towed your
runabout in for you yesterday," said
the man with the gasoline on his coat
-'Towed It Inl Darn it! he happened
along In bis big touring car when my
little machine broke down and I'll be
banged if be didn't rig up a derrick
of some sort and swing my runabout
Into his tonneau and haul It In!"
Judge.
Mothers will find Mrs. Wlntlow! Soothing
Syrup the Ik st remedy to use for their chlldrea
luring the teething period.
Strong;.
"res," said the guard, "I was able
to detect the enemy long before they
arrived on the spot !
"Ah, you could scent danger at a
iirtance?" said the Interviewer.
"Easily. They came In gasoline au- j
tomoblles." '
NOTICE The following announcements are
from leading business men anil Arms, and ara
well worthy your careful reading. The Hut
may contain Juut the proposition you are look
ing for.
REAL ESTATE
EAST GREENACRES
The only tracts on the market where you can
contract to sell your crop. Ten trains a day.
Abundance of water, l'rice 1130.00 per acre
easy payments eome in or write for particu
lars. BEECH ER & THOMPSON
6pokane( Washington.
110 Stevens
Qasollnt BngfnM and Xni
gaUon Plants
Waterloo Wall Drill
Built enpoolnlly for wor
la the nurlhwiMt. lrill.
lnfl and falling tools.
Wo oariy a lurire atook.
Writ uHall your machln.
orywanu. Well drillers'
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riTt St. Vitus' nance ana all nervous u'
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fcerve Restorer. Send for KHKE 2trlal bottle and
treatise. Dr. It H-Kllne, La., 831 Arch BU, ltoUa.,Pa.
Got What He Wanted.
Pat 01 wint on a sthrolk fer shorter
hours last week.
Mike An' did yez get 'em?
Pat Faith, an' Oid di thot. It's me
sllf as ain't work In' at all now.
A brochure Is a small book, stitched,
not bound, so named from the French
"brocher." to stitch.
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No. 23-07
WHEN writing; to advertisers please
II mention tins paper.
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SKIN DISEASE
HUMORS IN THE BLOOD
When the blood is pure, fresh and healthy, the skin will be soft, smooth
and free from blemishes, but when some acid humor takes root in the circu
lation its presence is manifested by a skin eruption or disease. Thesa
humors tret into the blood, generally because of an inactive or slutreish
Bh i i i J condition of the members of the body whose duty it is to collect and carry
Bne IS dearly lOVeC n tt, onJ rpfe mntrprnf thoEVRrpm Thia iiT.rin1t1, n,tf So 1f.
and reverenced there, and Is usually to sour and ferment and soon the circulation becomes charged with the acid
the patron saint of the young men ad poiscm. The blood begins to throw off the humors and acids through tha
maids of the graduating classes. Sbe poreg and glands of the skin, producing Eczema, Acne, Tetter, Psoriasis,
has an unfailing Interest In young peo- gait Rheum and skin eruptions of various kinds. Eczema appears, usually
pie, and enters Into their ambitions a.Kl with a Blight redneS9 of the skin followed by pustules from which thera
troubles with real sympathy. Another flows a sticky fluid that dries and forms a crust, and the itching is intense,
of her great pleasures is the annual re- It is generally on the back, breast, face, arms and legs, though other parts
union of the Q. A. It., where she Is of the body may be affected. In Tetter the skin dries, cracks and bleeds ;
always a beloved and honored figure, the acid in the blood dries Tip the natural oils of the skin, which are intended
The old "boys" have never forgotten to keep it soft and pliant, causing a dry, feverish condition and giving it a
the heroism and courage with which hard, leathery appearance. Acne makes its appearance on the face in tha
sbe went among them, helping to save! i..ffi-iM,fta.fiwr. form ol pimples and black heads, whilcj
years and could find nothing- to aonahis comes in scaly patcncS on dltler-
cure bs until I tried 8. B. b. I ent part3 of the body . One of the worst
suffered intensoly with the Itch- , , . . , . ,. ,,,
in and burning; pustules would lonns ot skin trouble is Salt Rheum;
form from which there flowed a its favorite point of attack is the scalp.
stioky fluid; orusts would oorao on , r . , . " v
the skin and when scratched off sometimes causing baldness. Poison Oak
the skin was left as raw as a piece and Ivy are also disagreeable types of skin
?eJLr.'BH SlfKlJ? but disease. The humor producing the trouble,
man when I used s.s. a. I found a per. lies dormant in the blood throutrh tha
foot ran. Thera has never been k. ... ...... . . . :
imiv-i m uicuK. vut ami torment, ma
sufferer with the return of Spring. The best
treatment for all skin diseases is S. S. S.
It neutralizes the acids and removes tha
humors so that the skin instead of beinp;
irritated and diseased, is nourished by a
supply of fresh, healthy blood. External
, applications of salves, washes, lotions, etc..
while they soothe the itching caused by
6kin affections, can never cure the troubla
because they do not reach the blood. S. S. S. goes down into the circulation
and forces out every particle of foreign matter and restores the blood to it
normal, pure condition, thereby permanently curing every form of ski x
affection. Book on Skin Diseases and any medical advice desired sent f' f
to all who write. SS. S. is for sale at all first class drug stores.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CI ,
their lives, and here at least there goes
out to her a gratitude which never for
gets nor takes for granted the great
work she bas accomplished.
Case.
hit that
Don't Fit the
"You shouldn't have
who called you a liar."
"Shouldn't bey?"
"No, you should have demanded the
proof, and If he could not produce It
be would have been branded as a falsi
fier." "Thafs all right ethically, but I knew
bit had the proof." Philadelphia
Ledger.
Extremely.
"The subject of the club discussion
to-day was an extremely difficult one
to bring up."
"What was it?"
"Children." Baltimore American.
nv ratiira fif tha trnunle.
0. H. EVANS,
Btookman, Neb.
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