Lincoln County leader., January 25, 1907, Image 9

All Humors
Are Impure matters which the skin, liver,
kidneys and other organs cannot take care
of without help.
Flmples, boils, eczema and other erup
tions, loss ot appetite, that 4!red feeling,
bilious turns, fits of Indigestion, dull bead
aches and many other troubles are due to
them. They are removed by
Hood's Sarsaparilla
In usual liquid form or lu chocolated
tablets known as SarsatabSt 100 doses $1.
Yet He Meant Well.
William Ilenry Harrison had jus.
iron the battle of Tippecanoe.
"I felt that it was up to me," he ex
plained, "to give the future novelists of
Indiana a sort of historical background."
For, with the simple mindedness of
great men, it did not occur to him that
Indiana's coming authors would choose to
locate the scenes of their best selling
stories in Palestine, Mexico, Graustark,
France and other foreien countries.
The Evils of Constipation
are manv: in fact almost everv wrinii Ml.
ness has it origin in constipution and some
medicines instead of preven ing coiiKtipa
tion, add toil. This is true of most cai hart
ics, which, when first used have a heniticiitl
affect. Im tne dose has to he mnr.inimhu
increased and before long the remedy ceases
to have the si ghtest eliWv. Theie is one
preparation, however, that can be relied
upon to produce the same r suits with the
tame dMise, even after ril'tv vears' daily use,
and this is Ur ndreth's I'iLs, which has a
record of over lOOvears asthestumlerd rem
edy for constipution and all troubles aribing
from an impu estate of the blood.
Brandreth's Pills are the same fine laxa
tive tonic piil your grandparents used and
cun be luuiui iu every every drug ana medi
cine ttore, either plain or sugur-couted.
Force of Habit.
The modern Sherlock chuckled.
"I'll stake a silk hat against a stogie
that man Is a New York policeman,"
he whispered.
"How can you tell?" asked the mys
tified friend. "He is not in uniform."
"No, but I shouted 'Side door to the
right!' and you should have seen him
duck."
To Break In New Shoes
Always shake In Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder.
It cure hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet.
Cures corns, ingrowing nails anil bunions. At
all druggists and shoe stores c. Don't accept
any substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Addrct
Allen H. Olmsted, Le Koy, N. Y.
niaaalrona Failure.
The stocky, red haired man with the
Galway whiskers had been run in on a
charge of too much conviviality and bois
terous conduct.
"Bprisoner," said Police Justice
Wachenheimer, "vot is your name?"
"Me name, y'r anner," answered the
prisoner, "is Gottlieb Louderschlagel."
"Dot's a lie !" exclaimed his honor. "I
gif you sigsty days in de vorkhouse."
Chicago Tribune.
riTB Bt. Vitus' Dance and all Nervons Diseases
J 1 1 0 permanently cured by Dr. Kline's Ureal
Aerve Restorer. Henri fur FREE 2 trial battle and
treatise. Ur. R. LLKlInt, UL, 831 Arch SU, PUUa-.lJ.
POWER OF THE NAVY.
Nonprofessional Hind Finds It Hard
to Iteallie Strength.
Figures seem essential. to convey to
the nonprofessional mind an adequat"
conception of the stupendous power for
aggression or for resistance concen
trated in twelve battle ships, four ar
mored cruisers, four protected cruis
ers, four monitors and a dozen torpedo
boats and torpedo-boat destroyers, be
sides submarines and auxiliary craft,
says Harper's Weekly. It must here
suffice to say that the twelve battle
ships alone which were massed off Oys
ter Bay represented a combined dis
placement of nearly 154,000 tojis; the
armored cruisers, almost 50,000 tons;
the monitors and protected cruisers
more than 32,000 tons, and the wh.ilt
fighting fleet, including the torpedo
boats and submarines, but excluding
auxiliaries, an aggregate displacement
of upward of 244,000.
'Relatively powerless and Insignificant
as the torpedo boats may have looked,
the truth is that if one of them, the
Wilkes, co,uld get near enough to such
a floating foxt as the battle ship West
Virginia and spit a torpedo out of her
tube In the right direction, $0,000,000
would go up In the air and 800 men
would be food for fishes. We may add,
in order to refute scjue groundless ac
cusations, that the cost of the naval re
view, Imposing as the pageant lookod,
was negligible. The cost was comput
ed by Rear Admiral Evans ut $300 nil
told ; for, as he pointed out, so, long as
a ship Is in commission, it Is Just as
cheap for her to be at anchor off Oystsr
Bay as to be steaming across the ocean
Mothers will find Mrs. Winsiow's floothing
Byrup the best remedy to use lor their children
auring too teething period.
"Tom" Reed's Collar.
Among the prominent men of New
England there was none, perhaps, who
wore a larger collar than Tom Reed.
One hot day in the summer of 1901
Keea was in Portsmouth, and, having
to wait over for a train, he decided to
make an Impromptu toilet, changing his
collar, etc. So he hied himself to the
nearest haberdasher's and began a gen
eral survey of the collar display In the
store.
"Waited on, sir?" queried one of the
clerks.
"Not yet" responded Reed, and then
added, "I would like a collar."
"What size?" piped the clerk.
"Size 20," answered Reed.
"We don't keep collars so large, but
I think you may be accommodated
three stores above."
Reed went and found the third store
above. It was a harness shop.
Growth of a. Neridt City.
Less than two years ago a prospector
lost his way in the desert near the Cali
fornia line, iu Nye County, Nevada,
and died of thirst On the spot where
that man's body was found Is now the
town of Bullfrog. A water works plant
costing $00,000 supplies an abundance
of water. There are hotels with baths
In many rooms and residences equip
ped with all the modern paraphernalia
that make for comfort Electric lights
Illumine the streets where only the
stars of heaven looked down on the
death of the lonely miner and within
the radius of a very few miles there
are now about 15,000 people.
It Sonnded TJnirratefnl.
A frugal and Industrious shoemaker
has two daughters, of whom he Is very
proud. He provides a good home for
them, dresses them well, and is giving
them a good education. Not long ago
he drew on his modest bank account
for a sum sufficient to purchase a new
piano for them. What followed may
be described in his own words.
"Oh, yes," he confided to a neighbor,
"they were grateful enough for It of
course, and it's a great comfort to
hear 'em play and slug, but what do
you suppose was the first thing the girls
learned on It?"
"I'm sure I don't know," said the
neighbor.
"'Everybody Works but Father."
COITAGIOUS BLOOD POISOH
NO LIMIT TO ITS POWERS FOR EVIL
Contagious Blood Poison has brought more suffering, misery and humila
Hon into the world than all other diseases combined ; there is hardly any
limit to its powers for evil. It is the blackest and vilest of all disorders,
wrecking the lives of those unfortunate enough to contract it and often being
transmitted to innocent offspring, a blighting legacy of 6uffering and shame.
So highly contagious is the trouble that innocent persons may contract it
by using the same table ware, toilet articles or clothing of one in whose
blood the treacherous virus has taken root. Not only is it a powerful poison
but a very deceptive one. Only those who have learned by bitter experience
know by the little sore or ulcer, which usually makes its appearance first, of
the suffering which is to follow. It comes in the form of ulcerated mouth
and throat, unsightly copper colored spots, swollen glands ia the erroin.
falling hair, offensive sores and ulcers on the body, and in severe cases the
finger nails drop off, the bones become diseased, the nervous 6ystem is shat
tered and the sufferer becomes an object of pity to his fellow man. Especi
ally is the treacherous nature of Contagious Blood Poison, shown when the
infected person endeavors to combat the poison with mercury and potash.
These minerals will drive away all outward symptoms of the troubles for
a while, and the victim is deceived into the belief that he is cured. When,
however, the treatment is left off he finds that the poison has only been driven
deeper into the blood and the disease reappears, and usually in worse form
because these strong minerals have not only failed to remove the virus from
the blood but have weakened the entire system because pf their destructive
action. S. S. S. is she only real and certain cure for Contagious Blood Poi
son. It is made of a combination of healing blood-purifying roots, herbs
and barks, the best in Nature's great laboratory of forest and field. We
offer a reward of $1,000 for proof that S. S. S. contains a particle of mineral
ia any form. S. S. S. eoes down to the
ery bottom of the trouble and by cleansing
the blood of every particle of the virus and
adding rich, healthful qualities to this vital
fluid, forever cures this powerful disorder.
So thoroughly does S. S. S. cleanse the
circulation that no signs of the disease arc
ever seen arrain. and offsnring' is nmtcrtpA
Write for our special book on Contagious Blood Poison, which fully ex
plains the different Stages of the trouble, and outlines a complete home treat
ment for all sufferersof this trouble. No charge is made for this book, and
if you wish special medical advice about case or any of its symptoms, oui
physicians will be glad to furnish that, too, without harge,
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. A TLANTA, GA.
PURELY VEGETABLE
Improved Dustpan.
In carrying the ordinary dustpan
from one room to another some of the
contents are sure to fall out Dust
being very light
the slightest wind
picks It up and
blows it off the pan.
This cunnot happen
with the one shown
here. Over half of
the surface of the
pan is covered,
which helps to pre
vent the dust escap
ing. As an addi
tional aid, the In-
HOLDS THE DUST. ventor has ad(eu a
handle, by which the dustpan enn be
carried anywhere without fear of los
ing any of the contents. In gathering
up the dust the pan Is placed In the
ordinary position. By swinging the
handle over to the left and the pan
raised the dust drops into the recepta
cle formed by the cover. In this way
it Is not affected by the- wind.
i'U-kled fears.
Teel the pears and weigh. To seven
pounds of the fruit allow four pounds
of granulated sugar and one pint of
vinegar. Put pears and sugar In alter
nate layers In the kettle. Bring slowly
to the boll and pour In the vinegar, to
which should have been added cloves,
mace and cinnamon to taste. Boil for
five minutes, remove the pears with a
perforated skimmer and spread on
dishes to cool. Boll the sirup until It
Is thick. Pack the pears In heated Jars
and fill these to overflowing with the
boiling syrup. Seal, at once.
Raisin Bread.
To make raisin bread scald a pint of
milk and stir Into It while warm a
rounding tablespoonful of butter ana
a level teaspoonful of salt. When luke
warm add half a cake of compressed
yeast dissolved In two tablespoonfuls
of lukewarm water, then stir in flour
to make a stiff batter. Let rise until
light, add the beaten yolks of thre'
eggs, one heaping tablespoonful of sug
ar and a cup of flour rubbed through
them. Stir In also half a cup more
of flour, place In' buttered pans, let
rise and bake.
Waffles.
Sift a quarter of a teaspoonful of
soda and the same amount of salt Into
one and a quarter cups of flour. In an
other bowl beat the yolks of two eggs
Into a cup of sour milk. Then mix all
together. Add three tablespoonfuls of
melted butter and then the stiffly beat
en whites of the three eggs. Pour Into
hot, well-buttered greased waffle Irons
and bake first one side and then the
other until a golden brown. Remove
from the waffle Iron with a fork and
serve at once.
Potato Puff.
Take two cups of cold mashed pota
toes and stir Into It one tablespoon of
melted butter, hen ting to a white cream
before adding anything else. Then put
with this two eggs beaten extremely
light, one cup cream aud salt to taste.
Beat all well and pour into a deep dish
and bake In a quick oven until it Is
nice and brown. If properly mixed it
will come out of the oven light, puffy
and delectable.
Flannel Cnkes.
Take two and a half cups of flour
and four teaspoons, of baking powder
and a pinch of salt, and sift into a
bowl. Beat the yolks of two eggs in
another bowl, add two cups of milk
and then mix with the flour In the larg
er bowl. Lastly, add the beaten whites
of the two eggs and fry the batter In
small cakes on a hot greased griddle.
Orange Charlotte,
Make an orange Jelly and use the
pulp as well as the Juice for flavoring,
removing seeds and fibrous part of or
anges. Line a mold sides and bottom
with large square crackers soaked In
milk and sprinkled with coeoanut. Pour
In the Jelly and set It away to harden.
Heap whipped cream over It when
served. Delicious.
Southern Corn Bread.
One and three-quarter cups of white
oornmeal,' one-half a teaspoonful of
soda and the same amount of salt; one
egg beaten stiff and one cup of butter
milk. When all mixed together, add
two tablespoonfuls of melted butter
and bake In a hot greased pan until a
rich brown.
Tomatoes with Whipped Cream.
Peel five round red tomatoes that
have been cooling in the Icebox all
night. Scoop out a small piece from
the center of each, dust with salt and
pnprlka and heap a lnrge spoonful of
whipped cream over each one.
Why Eefen
to Doctors
(Targe
ENGLISH
BERKSHIRES
All the best breed
ing and Individuality.
Young stock on hand
at nil times. C'orres-
fnnrieme solicited,
aii&factlnn guaran
teed. Address
D. L. KEVT
Perrydale, Oregon
Because we make medicines
for them. We give them the
formula for Ayer's Cherry
Pectoral, and they prescribe it
for coughs, colds, bronchitis,
consumption. They trust it.
Then you can afford to trust
it. Sold for over 60 years.
" Aror's Cherry Pwtoral la a rumedy that
should he In every home. I hxve n.cd a (treat
deal of it (or hard cough and colds, ana 1
know what a splendid medicine tt Is. I can
not recommend It too highly.' Habk E.
Cohen, UyUe Park, Mass.
Had ty J. O. Aver Co., Lowell, Mass.
Also manulaoturera of
- sarsaparilla
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If O HAIKVIUOR.
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BIG MONEY
For you In
NEVADA UpiS MINES
A Few Hundred
Rightly Invested
Means Kiehes.
Write Today.
Copper
C A. STOCKTON. Broker
28 Lumber Exchange
PORTLAND. OREGON
Ayer's Pills greatly aid the Cherry
Pectoral in breaking up a cold.
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We do not take orders and peddle onr Rubber
Stamps, Seals, lite. Vo manufacture our
own grooda. Our equipment Is the newest
and best money can buy. Writ6 today lor our
"Kubber btainp Catalogue."
THE KWIN-HODSON CO,
Portland. Oregon
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We are purchasing agents for large
timber buvcrs from all parts of the
country. These men are Investing in
Oregon and Washington timber lands.
It will pay you to write us immediately,
giving legal descriptions and net prices
on your timber lands in these stales.
Address Timber Department,
Northwestern Guarantee & Trust Co.
Lumber Exchange Bldg, Second Roar
S. E. Cor. 2nd and Stark Sts., PORTLAND, OREGON
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1 1LY DENTAL CO. "KS?
sv We rcmovo your bad teeth and broken
off old roots absolutely without pain. Examin
ation and Estimiitcs free. Work tho Best, l'rices
the Lowest. Solid enld Crown.il; Bridge work,
t:Wi0 per tooth; (lolil and Enamel Filling, II
and up; Best Kubber 1'lntes, 17.50 per sot; good
set, 5. I'ainless Kxtraction. 60c.
Third and Couch Streets. Portland, Oregon.
Pound Him So.
Ubett The idea of Slikker claiming to
be a hard working man is the richest
thing I've heard of lately. )
Konmann Well, he is, by George ! I
He's, the hardest man I ev.:r tried to j
work. I
Beware of Ointments tor Catarrh tbat
Contain Mercury
as mercury will surely destroy the sense of
smell and completely derange the whole sys
tem when entering It tarough. the mucous
surfaces. Such articles Bi.ould never be used
ezcepton prescriptions from reputable phy
sicians, as the damage they will do is ten fold
to tne good you can possibly derive from them.
Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by V. J.
Cheney & Co., Toledo, O., contains nomercury,
and is taken internally, acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces of the system.
In buying Hall's Catarrh Cure be sure you get
the genuine. It is taken Internally, and made
ia Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney Al Co. Testi
monials free.
Bold by Druggists, price 75c. per bottle.
Hall's Family 1'iUs are the best.
X-Ra for Pearl Fishers.
Pearl fishers on the coast of Ceylon
find X-rays of great service. By their
application It Is possible to distinguish
without opening the shells the valua
ble oysters from those containing no
pearls. The latter are thrown back
Into the sea. Straits Budaet
PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT Is guaranteed to cure any
case of idling, blind, bleeding or protruding
piles in S to 14 days or money refunded.SUc.
Looked Tbat War.
"Come, Willie," said his mother,
"don't be so selfish. Let your little
brother play with your marbles a little
while."
"But," protested Willie, "he means
to have them always."
"Oh, I guess not."
"I guess yes, 'cause he's swallowed
em." St. Louis Tost-Dlspatch.
There Is no satisfaction keener
than being dry and comfortable
when out in the hardest storm.
YOU ABE SUM: OP THIS
IP YOU WE Air
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MACK OR YELLOW
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Wonderful Home
Treatment
This wonderful Chi
nese Doctor Is culled
great because he curs
neonlo without opera
tion that art. g veil tip
to die. He cures wl h
thone wonderful Cht
n'se herb, roots, budu,
barks and VPnetuhles
i hut are entirely un
known to nicdl iit sci
ence In tb!s country throtiLrti the use of thuae
harmless rempflle. This lniuomdoctir knows
the action of over 600 different rcniedli-s, WliicU
he uses successfully In different diseiines. lie
gusran'rcH to ci:rocatarrh, asthma. lun, tbrout
rhcuiuutlsm, nervous tens, stomach, liver, kid
neys, etc. has hunrirela of testimonials.
Charges moderate. Call and see him. l'a'lunta
out of the city write for blank's and ctrculara.
bend Stump. COibUl,TATiON iitkix
Address
The C. Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co.
1 62H First St., S. E. Cor. Morrison
Mention .Aper Portland, Oregon
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personal supervision for over tfO years. Allow no one"
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
" Just-as-gnod" are but Experiments, nnd endanger tho
health of Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It ii Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Fcverishness. It cures Diarrluea and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates tho
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and naturul sleep.
The Children's Panacea Tho Mother's Friend.
Bears the Signature of
The Kind You Have Always Bought
In Use For Over 30 Years.
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