Lincoln County leader., September 21, 1906, Image 3

MISS LEOPOLD, SECRETARY
LIEDERKRANZ
Writes: "Three Years Ago My System
Waa In Ron-Down Condition. I
Owe to Pe-ru-na My Reaortation to
neaitn and Strength."
jylSSICiA LEOPOLD,)1
Miss Ricka Leopold, 173 Main street
Menasha, Wis., Sec'y Liederkrani,
writes:
"Three years tj;o my eystesa ras in a
terrible run-down condition and I was
broken ont all over my body. I began
to be worried about my condition and I
was glad to try anything which would
relieve me.
'Peru no was recommended to me as a
fine blood remedy and tonic, and I soon
louad that it was worthy of praise.
"A fen bottles changed my condition
materially and in a short time I was all
over my tronble.
"I owe to Peruna my restoration to
health and strength. I am glad to en
dorse it."
Pe-ru-na Restores Strength.
Mrs. Bettie Green, R. R. 6, Iuka,
111., writes: "I had catarrh and felt
miserable. 1 began the nee of Pernna
and began to improve in every way.
My bead does not hurt me so much, my
appetite is good and I am gaining in
flesh and strength."
: r.
A Luiirr.
Two gentlemen dining In a New Tort
restaurant were surprised to find on
the bill of fare, the item, "green blue
fish." "Waiter," one asked, "what sort of
blueflsh are green blueflsh?"
"Fresh right from the water," said
the waiter, offhand. f
"Nonsense!" said the man. "Tou
know well enough they do not take
blueflsh at this season."
The waiter came up and looked at
the disputed item.
"Oh, that, sir!" he said, with an air
of enlightenment "That's ' hothouse
blueflsh. sir."
Way It Didn't Show.
"Has that new friend of yours any
business ability?"
"Oh, yes."
"Well, It doesn't show on the sur
face." "No. he's an official of the under
ground railway." Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Won of the Hons Hunter.
"Mrs. Newcome, have you shot . the
cnutes sines you came to town?"
"Not yet. I've put in all my time flat
ting the flats." Cbicaco Tribune.
A Danish colony of 500 families' Is
seeking a location in Mexico. If the col
ony prospers, it will receive large acces
sions later.
COULD NOT KEEP UP.
Broken Down, Like Many Another
Woman, With Exhausting
Kidney Troubles.
Mrs. A. Taylor, of Wharton, N. J.,
ays: "I bad kidney tronble in its
most painful and severe form, and the
torture I went through
now seems to have
been almost unbeara
ble. I had backache,
pains in the side and
loins, dizzy spells and
hot, feverish head
aches. There were
bearing down pains,
and the kidney secre
tions passed too fre
quently, and with a burning sensation.
They showed sediment. I became dis
couraged, weak, lanquid and depressed,
so sick and weak that I could not keep
up. As doctors did not cure me I de
cided to try Doan'a Kidney Pills, and
with such success that my troubles
were ail gone after using eight boxes,
and my strength, ambition and general
health is fine."
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Go., Buffalo, N. Y.
4
"Say, doesn't our Congressman do
anything but draw his salary?' "Oh,
yea." "What?" "He spends it'
Cleveland Leader.
The Man (In stre-rt car) Take my
seat, madam. The Woman Thank
you, but I also get out at the next cor
ner. Chicago Daily News.
Nell I realy believe she married him
for his uoney. Belle Well, eliminate
bis money, and what else would there
be of him? Philadelphia Record.
Grace I hear that Charlie and Helen
have made up their quarrel. Gussle
Only temporarily. They are going to
be married soon.; Chicago Daily News.
Maud Mr. Wapplngtou asked me for
three dances last nlgtit. May Yes, he
told me that he felt it his duty to make
a sacrifice of some kind. Chicago Rec-ord-IIerald.
First Politician's Wife My husband
gives me every cent be earns. Second
Politician's Wife Is that all? Why,
my husband gives me every cent he
gets. Judge.
The Lender All right, I'll lend you
$5, but don't forget .that you owe It to
me. The Borrower My dear fellow, I
.shall never, forget it as lojur as I live.
Brooklyn Lle.
The Wife He told me that If I mar
ried him my every wish would be grat
ified. The Mother Well, is It not so?
The Wife No, I wish I hadn't married
him. Cleveland Leader.
"The vote that I esteem," said the
statesman, "Is the vote that Js not
bought "Yes," answered Senator Sor
ghum ; "you can figure that as clear
profit Washington Star.
First Tramp Says In this 'ere paper
as 'ow some of them millionaires works
eight and ten hours a day, Bill. The
Philosopher Ah, It's- a 'ard world for
some poor blokes! Punch.
"Rimer takes himself very seriously,
doesn't he?" "Yes, indeed." "Most of
his poetry is pathetic, Isn't It?" "That's
what he calls It, but the editors say It s
pitiful." Philadelphia Press,
"He introduced the bill in the legis
lature, you know." "The bill! What
bill?" "Why, the bill. Before his time
the grafters we're mostly reckless fel
lows and used checks." Puck.
"That man Is so honest he wouldn't
steal a pin," said the admiring friend.
"I never, thought much of the pin test"
answered Miss Cayenne. "Try him with
an umbrella." Washtngton Star.
"Are you- ready to live on my In
come?" he 86ked, softly. She looked
up into his fact trustingly. "Certainly,
dearest," she answers, "If If" "If
what?" "If you can get another one
for yourself." Judge.
"Can't I sell you a painless corn
cure, madam?" said the peddler. "No,
you can't !" snapped the woman of the
house. "I have no painless corns."
Then the door was shut with a sudden
slam. Chicago Tribune.
"What Is your opinion on this ques
tion?" naked the friend. "Let us un
derstand each other, rejoined Senator
Sorghufh; "do you want my opinion
or do you want to know how I am go
ing to vote?" Washington Star.
"Fie, fie! my boy," said old Mr.
Goodie;. "I'm surprised that you
should tease that cat in that way."
"Why?" asked the bad boy, pausing In
his inhuman work, "do yer know any
better way?" Philadelphia Press.
Mrs. Malaprop My husband Is Just
crazy since the fishing season opened.
He' can't think or talk of anything else.
Mrs. .Browne Fond ot angling, Is he?
Mrs. Malaprop I should say so. He's
a reg'lar anglomanlac. Philadelphia
Press.
The Baron The Duke' is but little
better than a common tradesman. The
Prince Ah? "Yes. He actually so
licits marriage with "heiresses Instead
of waiting for them or their mothers
to approach him on the subject."
Brooklyn Life.
"You rre taking a great deal of in
terest in this ' investigation." "Yes,"
answered the statesman. "I have to
give it close personal attention. I
want to make sure It doesn't develop
anything I don't care to have known."
Washington Star.
The advertising manager was in a
towering rage. "What's the trouble?"
they asked. "Why, they . went and
placed our prima donna's testimonial
for a cold cure on the same page with
the announcement that she bad a sore
throat and couldn't sing." Milwaukee
Sentinel.
Mr. Gotrox Suppose I were to tell
you that I was bankrupt that every
dollar of my fortune had been swept
away would you still be willing to
marry my laughter? Cholly Softly (en
thusiastically) Why, of course I
would! Such a man as you could easi
ly pitch In and make another fortune,
sir. Judge. j
The Poll to Bnrman.
In the cities of Burma, where the na
fives have been long in contact with
Europeans, says the author of "Burma.
Painted and Described," they have lost
some of their traditional politeness ; but
In the country districts old-school cour
tesy Is still the custom.
An English gentleman who had
bought a new pony was trying him out
on a Burman road,' when the animal
bolted, and ran at top speed down a
narrow road.
- In the way ahead was a native cart.
In which was a family party out holiday-making.
The pony dashed into the back of the
cart, threw his rider Into the midRt of
the merrymakers, and severely Injured
the Burman who was driving.
Before the Englishman had an oppor
tunity to explain his unexpected on
slaught the Burman picked himself up
and bowed low.
"My lord, my lord," he said, apolo
getically, 'the cart should not havs
been there."
Found He Wu a Cannibal.
A new arrival in the town entered a
restaurant and ordered his dinner.' He
had Just been served when a large, ro
tund person entered and seated himself
at the same table, and finally reached
over and helped himself to bis neigh
bor's bread ; seeing that the other man's
boiled potato had not been touched he
took that and ate it without removing
the skin. A piece of chicken followed.
By this' time the waiter reappeared
and handed the bill of fare to the
newcomer.
"Roast fceef ; roast pork. Which ahull
I take?" said he. "Well. I
k , - p. j
can bring me roast beef, a double or
der."
"Thank heaven," aald the man oppo
site. "Eh? What did you say, sir?"
"I said 'Thank Heaven !' I was afraid
you were a cannibal." Pittsburg Press.
TITO St. V!tus' Dura una all Nervous DUlpasas
1.1 1 0 Permanently cured by Dr. Kline's Urrai
Nerve Restorer. Kend fur FREE 2 trial bottl- and
treatise. Dr. R. ILKlln., Ld., Il.il Arch 8U, Pblla.,!".
Met Often.
"Why are you bowing to that man?
Do you know him?" asked Madge, in
surprise.
"Yes," said her chum. '''lie walked
over me so many times getting out be
tween acts at the theater last night that
we got real well acquainted." Detroit
Free Press.
Reciprocity.
"I declare," complalnfed Mrs. Duzzlt
"I shall certainly have to punish the
children !" says a writer In Life. "What
have they been up to now?" inquired
her husband.
'They have simply upset my sewing
room. Nothing is where it should be.
Needles, spools of thread, scissors, darn
ing balls, everything I have bits been
poked away Into the most unexpected
corners. It is perfectly exasperating."
Mr. Duzzlt surveyed his wife with a
benignant air.
"That wasn't the children, dear," he
said. "I did that"
"What possessed you?"
"It was kindness of heart After you
straightened up the papers and books
on my desk so beautifully, I thought
it was no more than right that I should
return the compliment by putting your
sewing room in order. So I did." '
be - am
t
Mill -
'i"1 '"I y ' ' . 'In;. 'I'll iM L.i TTC
AVfcgetable PreparaUonfor As
similating ihcFoodandRcg da
ting the S lomaclts and Bowels of
Promotes DigestioaCheerfuI
ness and Rest.Contalns neither
Opium.Morphine nor Mineral.
NOT NARCOTIC. ''
JRKpe aradDrSAMVELPmmJi
jttx Smtna
tttmiS-d-
A perfect Remedy for ConsHpa
Hon, Sour Stomach.Dlajrhoea
andLoss of Sleep.
. Facsimile Signature ot
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EXACT COPY" OF WRAPPER.
Slanar Not All American.
Is "fired out" an Americanism? This
question is put by a London paper in
discussing the use of the expression by
the Vienna corresjwndent of the Times
in connection with the dismissal of the
American embassador to Austria-Hungary.
Anything that seems slangy U
generally stamped as an Americanism,
but In this case, as In so many others of
a similar nature, it Is shown that the
phrase can be found Imbedded in the
classics of the English language. "Fired
out" an Americanism? Well, In one of
Shakspeare's sonnets, as one of the
London papers says, you may read :
Yet this shall I ne'er know, but live in
doubt, i
Till my bad angel fire my good one out
An American school teacher and
this Is another illustration that come
to mind decided that bis pupils should
drop the word "say" because it was in
elegant. The tendency to begin a re
mark oi a question with "say" may cer
tainly be overdone, but, as a bright
pupil pointed out, If "say" Is vulgar,
how should we regard the use of It In
the first line of "The Star-Spangled
Banner" "Oh, say, can you see?"
To Break In New Shoes.
Always shake in Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder.
It cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet.
Cures corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. At
all druggists and shoe stores, 2Ac. Pon't accept
any substitute. Sample mailed FREK. Address
Allen S. Olmsted, Ijt Boy, N. Y.
Discouraged.
Sherlock Holmes had announced his in
tention of abandoning detective work.
"My dear Holmes," said Dr. Watson,
"you don't mean it!"
"Quite go, mv dear doctor," he said.
"Those Philadelphia detectives havs made
me look like a bungling amateur."
Shooting another charge of dope Into
his arm, he assumed a William Gillette
poie and slared moodily into the fire.
Mothers will find Mr-. Wlnslow's Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use lor their children
during the teething rorlod.
In Confidence-
"I knew," he declared, "that we were
meant for each other from the very mo
ment I first saw you."
"I knew it," she replied, "long before
that."
"You did?"
"Yes. I may tell you now In confi
dence, since we're enraged and It's all
settled, that mamma had been mapping
ont our accidental meeting for three
months. J udge.
Catarrh Cannot be Cured
with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot
reach the seat of the diaeane. Catarrh is a
blood or constitutional disease, and in order to
cure it you must take internal remedies.
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces.
Hall's Catarrh Cure is not a quack medicine.
It was prescribed by one of the best physicians
In this country for years, and is a regular pre
scription. It is composed of the best tonics
known, combined with the best blood purl-
iivib, kuuk uirocuy on me mucous surfaces.
The perfect comblna Ion of the two ingredients
curing Catarrh. Send for testimonials free.
P. J CHENEY A CO., Props., Toledo, 0.
Sold by druggists, price 75c.
Hall's Family Fills are the best '
Able to Retaliate.
Byron was writing his "English Bards
and Scotch Reviewers."
"They'll find I'm no Keats!" h ex
claimed. "I'm a ba-ad man from tht
headwaters of Bitter creek, and I can
hit back darn 'em !"
Regretting that his lame foot was not
a real club, so he could use it on them,
he dipped his pen in the vitriol again and
confided some mors of his burning
thoughts to the sheet of paper before him.
The Kind You nave Always
in use for over SO years,
and has
jylfyjfolj, 8nal
All Counterfeits, Imitations and " Just-as-gbod" are hut
Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health of
Infants and Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA (
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It Is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium Morphine nor other Narcotic)
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation '
' and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. (
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In Use For Over 30 Years
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