Lincoln County leader., July 06, 1906, Image 3

Buy Hair
atAxiction?
At any rate, you seem to be
getting rid of it on auction-sale
principles: "going, going,
g-o-n-e!" Stop the auction
with Ayer's Hair Vigor. It
checksfallinghair, and always
restores color to gray hair. A
splendid dressing also. Sold
for over sixty years.
" Mt hair earn out to badlr I nearly lost It
all. I bad beard ao much abont Ayer's Hair
Vigor I thought I would aire It a trial. I did
10 and It completely itopped the falling, and
madeniT hair grow rery rapidly ." sLaby 11.
FllLD, Northfleld, Miu.
A'
by J. O. Ayer Co., Lowell, Haee.
1.0 mannfaoturere of
thfers
SARSAPAKJLLA.
PILLS.
CHEEKY PECTORAL.
He Read the SIsjBa.
One morning two young women en
tered the Saltville grocery, and after
some discussion bought a pound of
dates, two pounds of glngersnaps and
two pounds of crackers.
"Stopping at Miss Gray's?" Inquired
the clerk, as he tied up the bundles.
"Yes," said one of ttc younjt women,
with evident surprise.
"Came about yesterday forenoon 7"
aid the clerk,
"How did you know?" asked the oth
er young woman, curiously.
"I'm. Well, I can most generally
tell," said the clerk, without glancing
at the objects of bis mind-reading, as
he twitched a knot In the string. "You
see, It's pretty drizzly and muddy to
day, and I knew there wouldn't be any
body's boarders but Miss Gray's feel
the need of coming out here such weath
er ; and long as you didn't come till to
day, I knew for sure you couldn't have
been here more'n one day. Three meals
Is about the average."
Deafness Cannot Be Cured
br local application! as they cannot reach the
diseased t.urtlon of the ear. 1 here is only one
way to cure deatness, and that ia by constitu
tional remedies. ljeafuess ia caused by an In
flamed condition of the mucous lining of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tub ia Inflamed
you have a rumbling sound or Imperfect hear
ing, and when it is entirely closed, Deafness li
the result, and unlesa the inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restoied to Its normal
condition, hearing will be destroyed forever;
nine cues out of ten are caused by Catarrh,
which is nothing but an inflamed condition of
the-mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that can
not be cured by Ball's Catarrh Cure. Bend fer
circulars, free.
F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, 0.
Bold by Druggists, 75c.
Hall's Family fills are the best.
IaieUlarent Critic
"Ha! ba! That was a funny Joke
you wrote about, the fellow who didn't
know a 'bunker from a 'stymie,' " said
the golfer.
"Made a bit with you golfers, eh?"
replied the funny man.
"Yes. Such Ignorance Is laughable."
"I suppose so. Say, what are 'bunk
ers' and 'stymies, anyway?" Phila
delphia Ledger.
Mothers will find Mr-. Vfinslow's Boo thing
Byrup the best remedy to use for their children
during the teething period.
1
A Cnntloua Financier.
"Do you favor government owner
ship of railways?"
"I don't know," answered Farmer
Corntossel. "It 'ud be nil right if we
could alius be sure of shnrln profits,
but I've got trouble enough with taxes
without dlggin' down to pay deficits.'
Washington Star.
TITO St. Vitus' Dance and all Nervous Diseases
I 1 1 V permanently cured by Dr. Kline's (treat
Kerve Restorer. Send for FREES trial bottlxand
treatise. Dr. 11. ILKlln ,Ld.,S3l ArcnSL, Pulla.,!'..
Indianapolis Transportation Facilities.
Indianapolis haB 18 railroads, reach
ing all the important cities of the Cen
tral West, and 14 interurban electric
lines and connections extending from
25 to 75 miles in every direction.
These bring into Indianapolis an
enormous trading population. From a
radius of 60 miles more than 25,000
manufacturers and dealers come to In
dianapolis for their supplies. Editors
and publishers will visit Indianapolis
in June, the occasion being the annual
convention of the National Editorial
association.
Fallacr Abont Jewelers.
Jewelers, when watches are with
them for repairs, are frequently Insult
ed with the renink :
"I trust there is no danger of crys
tals being substituted for the Jewels In
the works of my watch."
For a great many persons think there
are dishonest Jewelers who make a
practice, with "full-Jeweled" watches,
of substituting crystals for the Jewels
at an enormous profit
As a matter of fact, there Is no truth
In this suspicion. A Jeweler, no matter
how dishonest, could not steal the Jew
els in a watch, for they are valueless;
they only cost 10 cents apiece.
In antique watches the Jewels were
often costly. In modern watches they
are never worth more than $15 a gross.
Wftf a -Annile Was Slleaeed.
"Auntie" was showing off her little
nephew, aged 2, to an admirer, who
was calling upon her for the second
time. He was a very bright youngster
and during a pause In bis performances
specially requested by "auntie," he
suddenly remembered the way she had
been teasing him before the caller ar
rived and decided to turn the tables on
her. So he pointed a chubby finger
at the, door and said, "My rug!"
Auntie at once caught the spirit of
the thing and cried emphatically, "No,
my rug!"
"My dress," said her little nephew,
pointing to auntie's gown.
"No, my dress," replied auntie, de
lighted to have an opportunity to show
how cute he was.
Then the little boy sidled over to the
caller and pointing at him, cried "My
man !"
Silence on the part of auntie. Bos
ton Eagle.
Planting; Corn In Panama.
"Anyone who Is willing to work can
get rich in the Republic of Panama,"
said Dlllwynn M. Hazlett to a Kansas
City Journal writer. "It costs 10 cents
a bunch to raise bananas and there Is
always sale for them at 30 cents a
bunch. Three crops of corn can be
raised a year and no cultivation Is re
quired. A man walks along and drops
the corn In the footprints he makes
and a native follows and covers the
corn with hla big toe. That is all there
Is to do until It Is time to gather it"
Rooms Named for States.
"In a little town In the backwoods of
Mississippi," remarked a traveling
man, "there Is a peculiar hotel. It Is
Just like any other hotel except In the
way the rooms are named. They are
not numbered, as Is generally done, but
each room Is named for a State of the
United States. When I stopped at the
place I was assigned to a room called
'Delaware.' It was correctly named,
too, for It was one of the smallest
rooms In the house. The man who was
occupying 'New Hampshire' made com
plaint to the landlord that the man in
'Maine' was drunk and boisterous and
thus keeping him awake. This seemed
strange when we recall that Maine Is
a prohibition State. Two men up In
'Montana' were keeping up the repu
tation of the wl)d West by engaging In
a niosy poker game. A big, fat capi
talist had 'New York,' which was the
best room In the house. The room
named for Alabama Is too ordinary for
anything, and a farmer was occupying
it the night I was there. It was funny
to Btand In the office and bear a bell
boy tell the clerk that towels were
wanted In 'Iowa' and that the fellow
In 'North Dakota' was kicking like a
steer because he bad no fire. 'Be sure
to call the man In "Florida" at 5
o'clock In the morning,' said one of the
employes. And thus It went This
hotel Is a curiosity to the traveling
public. It is conducted by an eccentric
old fellow, but where he conceived the
Idea of naming rooms after States I do
not know." Birmingham Age-Herald.
Home Grown Tea.
This year 12,000 pounds of choice
tea wfll be shipped from what Is nt
present the only tea farm In the West
ern Hemisphere. This farm Is at Som
ervllle, S. C. In the face of difficulties
that at times seemed Insurmountable,
but on the other hand with the kindly
assistance of the United States gov
ernment, the SomervIIle tea farm has
grown to a point where It can offer
serious competition with the best
grndes of tea shipped from China, In
dia, Formosa or Java. But, above all.
It has been demonstrated that barring
the question of labor, the finest tea can
lie successfully grown at home. Tech
nical World Magazine.
The S rci-I acinar Spirit.
"What are you going to give up dur
ing Lent, Belle?"
"Chocolates."
"How can you stand it when you love
them so?"
"Well, Mnme, George brings me such
cheap ones and I don't dare take them
from any other man, you know." Bal
timore American.
SEVEN YEARS AGO
A Kochester Chemist Found a Singular
ly KfTectlve Steititiie.
William A. Franklin, of th TTrant.
lin & Palmer C!h;mical Co., Rochester,
-. x., writes:
. "Seven years ago
I was Buffering very
much through the
allure of the kid
neys to eliminate
the uric acid from
my system. My
back was very lame
and Afthflfi if f Avar.
exerted inyseil m the least degree. At
times I was weighed down with a feel
ing of languor and depression and suf
fered continually from Bnnoving irregu
larities of the kidney secretions.
I procured a box of Doan's Kidney
Pills and began using them. I found
prompt relief from the aching and
lameness in my back, and by the time
I had taken three boxes I was cured of
til irregularities."
Bold by all dealers ; 50 cents a box
Foater-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Care of the Ilefrluerator.
If a dish containing a good-sized
lump of unslaoked lime Is placed on
a shelf In the refrigerator it will ab
sorb the moisture und so help prevent
mold and keep the food from spoiling.
If through carelessness butter,
grease, etc., has come in contact with
the zinc lining of tuo refrigerator and
there Is a musty smell which cannot
be removed with washing soda, mix a
quart of quick lime nnd apply with a
paint brusli to every part of the zinc
lining top as well as bottom and sides,
washing it on thick like paint. If the
I trays cannot be made sweet by the use
of strong soda water nnd drying in the
hot sun, paint them also with the thick
I limn .aoh
Irlnh Slew.
Six lean chops, put Into a saucepan
with two onions and a teaspoonful of
butter, and quickly browned Add one
pint of cold water; skim off fat; add
a teaspoonful of salt, one-third of pep
per ; simmer very gently one and one
huif hours; skiui; udd u tea-spoonful
Worcestershire sauce, one-half dozen
potatoes ; cover close ; simmer another
hour.
Plc-ca-dee.
One bowl chopped meat various
cold pieces will do one can tomatoes,
one onion, sliced fine, butter size of an
egg, one egg, beaten, one cupful sweet
milk, a pinch of salt, oue-quurter of a
green pepper or pinch of cnyenne.
Cook fifteen minutes before adding egg
and milk ; stir it in and when it bolls
serve with or without crackers or dry
toast
Fruit AVnfcrN.
Mix well together a cup of chopped
figs, a cup of seeded raisins, a cup of
minced dates, a cup of chopped nut
meats. But all through the n.eat chop
per twice to make line. Strew confec
tioners' sugar on the pastry board, put
the fruit on this, add vanilla or lemon
Juice nnd knead until well-blended.
Boll out and cut, or make Into little
cakes.
A Good "Left-Over" Dish.
Cut the corn from three or four ears
left from dinner and add to It six or
eight potatoes, cut into pieces. Tut
into a spider enough milk to almost
cover the vegetables nnd when hot stir
them in. Season with salt, pepper and
butter. Stir constantly to prevent
burning. Cook about twenty minutes,
or until the milk is thick nnd creamy.
Whole-Wheat Ma (Una.
Sift with a quart of whole wheat
flour a teaspoonful of salt and two'
teaspoonfuls of baking powder. Add
three cups of rice milk Into which
have been stirred two well-beaten eggs.
Bent In a tablespoonful of melted short
ening and beat for five minutes before
pouring into greased and warm muf
fin tins. Bake In a quick oven.
Frnlt C'onacrvea.
One quart of rhubarb; one pint of
currants; one pint of raspberries ; one
pound of English walnuts; the Juice
and rind of two lemons ; the Juice nnd
rind of two oranges ; one pound of
seeded raisins; six nnd a half pounds
of granulated sugar. Cook nil together
until thick. This is a good accom
paniment for meats.
Ileef Itlnnoli'a.
Mince nnd season cold beef, finvor
It with mushroom or walnut ketchup.
Make of beef dripping a thin paste;
roll it out In thin pieces nbout four
inches square, put some of the beef In
the center of each, fold the edges neat
ly over It and fry them in drippings to
a light brown. The paste can hardly
be rolled too thin.
Batter S0ni0li.
Wet a pound of hrown mignr with
a half pint of water nnd two tnble
epoonfuls of vlnognr. Put Into n porce-laln-llned
saucepan nnd hull for ten
minutes. Add four tnbli'spoonfuls of
butter and cook until n little hardness
when dropped Into cold wnter. Tour
Into buttered tins, nnd, ns It hardens,
mark off Into squnres.
Cntlet of ( old Million.
Cut the remains of cold loin or neck
of mutton Into smnll cutlets, trim off
some of the fnt, senson nnd dip them
In a benten eug, roll In breadcrumbs
and fry In boiling lnrd to it nice brown.
Arrnngo them neatly on a platter nnd
pour around them a good gravy or
hot tomato sauce.
Peanut Snlnd.
Shell nnd skin roasted peanuts nnd
soak for an hour In salad oil. Drain,
chop fine with half us many pitted
olives, and ns much celery. Season
with salt nnd pepper, and scatter over
lenves of crisp lettuce. Serve' with a
cream dressing.
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I'llA Iv i 111 I Vfkll I Idi'i. ilwnvu I
ture ot Clms. II. Fletcher, and has been marie under his
personal supervision for over 0 years. Allow no one
to deceive you In this. Counterfeits, Imitations nnd
" Jiist-as-grood are but Experiments, and eiulan-er the
health of Children Experience against Hxpcriiueut.
What is CASTOR i A
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its npre is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Fevcrishness. It cures Diarrhoea- and "Wind
Colic. It relieves Tecthinfr Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Dowels, eiviiifr healthy and nat ural sleep.
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
.Bears tne
In Use For Over 30 Years.
thi eiNTaun oonmnv. TT Munnav strut, ncwvokk city.
Grandfather's Cure, for
Constipation
REAT medicine, the Saw
buck. Two hours a day sawing
wood will keep anyone's
Bowels regular.
No need of pills, Cathartics, Castor
Oil nor "Physic," If you'll only work the
Sawbuck regularly.
Exercise is Nature's Cure (or Consti
pation and, Ten-Mile walk will do, If you
haven't got a wood pile.
But, If you will take your Exercise In
an Easy Chair, there's only one way to
do that, and make a Success of it.
Because, there's only one kind of
Artificial Exercise for the Bowels and its
name is "CASCARETS."
Cascarets are the only means to exer
cise the Bowel Muscles, without work.
They don't Purge, Cripe, nor "upset
your Stomach," because they don't act
like Cathartics.
They don't flush out your Bowels and
Way of the World.
Deacon Hardesty I'm sorry to hoar
that you are dissatisfied with your preach
er. He is a most excellent man.
Brother McGinnis (of another congre
gation) Oh, yes, and lie's a good preach
er; but he doesn't draw well. We hnve
a chance now to get a man who has just
been tried for heresy. .
You Can Get Allen's Foof-F.aae FREE.
Write Allen S. Olmsted, Le Boy.N. Y., for a
free sample of Allen's Foot-Kase. It cures
sweating, hot awollen, aching feet. It makes
new or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for
corns. Inimiwinenalls and bunions. AU drug
gists sell it. 26c. Don't accept any substitute,
II I iii nnd I'ropoanla.
"Ilns Count Fucnsh made a proposal
for your daughter's hand?"
"Not exactly," answered Mr. Cumrox.
"He Is waiting for cne to put In bids
for a title." Washington Star.
THERE IS N0iSK
SLICKER LIKE
Forty year 6?o and after rrwy years
of use on the eastern coast. Tower's
Waterproof Oiled Coats were introduced
in The West and were called oncKera rjy
. , , . ... -.n ...Li
me piorveera am cowooya. i nis roproc
name has come into such general use' that
it to frequently though wrongfully applied
to many substitutes. You want the Genuine
look tor the oien or ine run. ana
u2 name lower on m puuora.
J ' MAMINKAelt AWYIUOWANO
flOlD IT REPRESENTATIVE TRADE
Tnc WOULD OVER. in
A. J. T0W C0..MST0H.MA5S..U.S.A.
TOWER CANADIAN CO.bntH.TOtONTO. CAN
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Signature of
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Intestines with a costly waste of Digestive
Juice, as Salts, Castor Oil, Calomel,
Jalap, or Aperient Waters, always do.
No, Cascarets strengthen and stlmu
late the Bowel Muscles instead.
These are the Muscles that line the
Food phages and that tighten up when
Food touches them, thus driving that
Food on to its finish.
They are the Muscles that turn Food
into Strength through Nutrition.
Well, a Cascaret act3 on your Bowel
Muscles as if you had Just Sawed a cord
of wood, or walked ten miles.
That's why Cascarets are safe to take
eontinuously in health; and out of health.
Because they move the Food Naturally,
digesting It without waste of tomorrow's
Castric Juice.
They thus work all the Nutrition out of
It before it decays.
The thin, flat, Ten Cent box Is made
to fit your Vest Pocket, or "My Lady's"
Purse.
Carry It constantly with you arid take
a Cascaret whenever you suspect you
need one.
Thus you will ward off Appendicitis
Constipation, Indigestion, and other
things LwSides.
Druggists 10 Cents a Box.
Be very careful to get the genuine,
made only by the Sterling Remedy Com
pany and never sold In bulk. Every tab
let stamped " CCC."
tJT FREE TO OVR FRIENDS!
We want to send to our Mends a beautiful
French-drained. COLD-PLATED 110NBUN BOX,
hard-enameled in colors. It is a beauty for the
dressing table. Ten cents In stamps is asked as a
measure of good faith and to cover cost ot Cascarets,
with which tills dainty trinket Is loaded. TlS
Send to-day, mentioning; this paper. Address
Sterling Remedy Company, Chicago or Mew York.
The House of Representatives costs $.1,.
000,000 a yeur nnd the Sennto $1,400,000,
UnWAKI) K. llVUroN.-Aaanyiv and ('hernial.
11 Jliilvtlle, 1'nlfiriKlci. hpiM-impii prlrca: Ooltl,
Hllver, l.i nil, fl liulil, Mllvur, ".; Ilulil, 6uc; Zinc or
Ciiiar, l. ( ynnlilu teals. Mulling i nvulupi's mid
full price list arnt mi application. Control and Um
pire work Niillciiud. Uuierence: Carbonate Na
tional ilauk.
CLASS1F1EDADVERTIS1NG
Portland Trade Directory
Names and Addresses in Portland of Repre
sentative Business Firms.
MAOIi; I.ANIKIt.NM Wrlater Co., Portlaud.
IxiweHt phut- on linlernH and Slldea.
1IOKHKM of all klmlR for ante at very reasonable
prlceH. lmiiilro Front Bt.
CltKAM HKPA11AT()1IS-We guarantee th U.S.
hrfiiirulor lo ihft bem. Wrlto lur frea catuiog
Uu.i'twootl ' o., i ll'lh and Unk.
MK.N'KCI.OTHINO Humiin Pendleton, anle
hk'H a Alfred Benjamin A Co.'a t'ftrreet olottit'aj
hvcrlhliift in men's riirnlnlitnKS. Morrlaou and
blxlli streets. Opposite ptmlolllce.
POt'I.TilY KOI 1 1 If Vnn Want vnnr ha... m I
m ii pa uui.B urrt(a fnr Frtia i,.rli.i,l... ....... 1 .
JUiSA 1'OUIIKY KKU& Acme Mills 4J&,
I'lANOrt A OltflANM niriMt pUnn house On P
rllio count. OrKiins and Pianoa on enny payment!!.
Write litr lint. It uh iloln ymt a price, Allvu J
tjllbert-llumaker Co,, 1'iirtluiidf Oregon,
WANTKD Men nnd Womi'n tnlarn Burner trade
In elitist wt ttKH; Krmlutili'S earn Irom i& tt f-S
weekly; exp'rl It n riH'torn; entitloH irve; Moler
Kynlriii l C illenew, 3i N. Fourth nt.. Portland.
P. N. U.
No. 2t06
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11 FN writing to n1 YortUers pleaao
iHuuuuu u isi papvr
TKIKfilt AI'll V TAI'flllT FKKK. Tom
nl el i-onrne mi't poult on Hecured when Knuluated
1 hid oflVr pood only for nltnrt time. Whip tor pr
tleu.arii. rAl lKIC TKI.ktiKA I'll 1NHTITL "l'lti
(ntud '1 lieai i e Building, Portland, Oregon.