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About Lincoln County leader. (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987 | View Entire Issue (March 31, 1905)
Spring Humors Com to most people and cause many troubles, pimples, boils and other eruptions, besides loss of appetite, that tired feeling, fits of biliousness, Indigestion and headache. The sooner one gets rid of them the better, and the way to get rid of them and to build up the system that hai uffered from them is to take Hood's Sarsaparilla and Pills Forming in combination the Spring Medicine par excellence, of unequalled strength in purifying the blood as shown by unequalled, radical and per manent cures of Scrofula Salt Rheum Scald Head Bolls, Pimples All Kinds of Humor Psoriasis Blood Poisoning Rheumatism Catarrh Dyspepsia, Eto Accept no substitute, but be sure to (et Hood's, and get it today. An Old Cure for Scurvr. Scurvy uspd to be regularly treated when it was possible by burying the patients up to their necks In fresh earth, a practice officially recommend ed In the British navy less than a cen tury ago. Twenty of the crew of the frigate IJIoiu'e were so treated on the shore of Donna Maria Hay. Santo Do mingo. Holes were dug in the softest smll on tlif tipnelv Into co of th? a man was put and burled to his chin, while a detachment of their shipmates was told off to keep the flies from their faces. They were kept in this position for two hours, and the treat ment wns so effective that four days later all the sufferers were able to re join the frigate. How It Began. Representative Haj of Virginia tells of an altercation iu a colored club in Richmond that resulted In nearly all the members being haled before a police mag istrate. "You were present during thin trou ble?" asked the magistrate of a wit ness. "Yes, yo honah." "Then tell us, in a few words. Just how the difficulty began." "Well, yo' houah," replied the darky, with much gravity, "I think it was when the chairman of de entertainment com mittee swatted de secretary ovah de head wif de lovin' cup." Collier's Weekly. PITQ Permanently Cured. No fits or nervousness I I lu afterttmday'suseoflJr.Kllne'BOreaiNerve Iteslurer. Send for Krre t trial bol tie and treatise, l)t. H. 11. Kllue, Ltd.,31 Area St., Philadelphia, Pa. A Confusing Advertisement. A London editor has received from r.ci lin a printed notice of a new hair dye, described in English. "I de liver the hair dye from the fair to the deepest dark," the Berlin man says. Then, with a burst of candor, for which he cannot be sufficiently com mended, he adds: "It 'produces a na tural color and is thoroughly Injuri ous." In Jail for Sneezing. As one of the good, kind ladies was - walking along the tier after the church was over, saying kind words to the unfortunate sons of Adam, she stopped In front of cell 602 on the sixth floor. She said, "My good, kind man, what In the world ever put you in here?" He said. "Sneezing." She said, "My goodness! How in the world could they put you in here for sneezing?" He said, "I woke the gentleman up." Cook County Jail Journal. $100 Reward, $100. The readers of this paper will be pleased to leant that there is at least one dreaded disease that science has been able to eure in all its eiages, and that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitu tional disease, requires a constitutional treat ment. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly upon the Mood and mucous suriaces of the system, thereby destroying the foundation of the disease, and giving the pa tien I strength by building up the constitution and assisting nature in doing its work. The proprietors have so much faith in its curative powers that they offer One Hundred Dollari for any case that it falls to cure. Send for list of testimonials. . , . Address. K. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, 0. Bold by druggists, 75c. Hall's Family Pills are the best. Last of the Mohicaas. When the days are cool and dear the tuberculosis patients on North Brother Island wrap themselves in the blue blankets furnished by the city and sit In the open air for a sun bath. A short time ago, says th New York Sun, the health commissioner conducted a party of peace delegates to the island. They were from Eng land, and had seen pictures of tho North American Indian. "How interesting!" remarked one visitor, as the boat was about to land. "See how peacefully they sit. Are they the last of the Mohicans?" Nansen docs not believe la modern sport. His motto is "l'leuty of bodily exercise, but no sport." Pleasantries ore those sayings that annoy other people. The early rooming hath gold in its mouth. Franklin. The certain way to be cheated is to fancy one's self more cunnlag than oth ers. Charroa. COW THAT INTERVENED. Indy V'am Cause of a Heconcilatlon Between Man and Wife. "Things may get duli in town after the holidays," said a man who has a place in the country, according to the Detroit Free Tress, "but they never get dull out where we live. We have two colored tenants on our little farm fine workers, both of them Doug lass and Eliza. "They were both divorced persons when they were married about a year ago and each had a cow. Eliza's cow is named Itosey and Doug lass calls his cow Judy. Christmas day Douglass and Eliza had a quar rel about some small domestic mat ters, and the trouble-has been going on ever since. "The other night when I went home to dinner Bertha told me that Doug lass and Eliza were still in a rage with each other. It was a stormy night, blowing great guns and snow ing very hard. We were cozy by our Are, however, and at 10 o'clock were about to go to bed, when we heard a commotion over at the farm cottage. Going to the side door, we saw that the cottage door stood wide open, Eliza's voice was heard, talking an grily, and Douglass was talking back. Before I could get my boots and over coat on he came up to the porch, lead ing Judy by a rope. " 'What Is the matter, Douglass, and where are you going?' we asked in the same breath. " 'Liza's In a temper agin,' said Douglass, 'an' I'se done furever wid sich a low-down niggah. I'se takin' my Judy au' a-goin' to my son's house, three miles down th' road.' "We tried to calm Douglass and dissuade him from the long ami stormy trudge to his son's, but off ho went, poor Judy hobbling through the suow behind him. "Long after midnight we were aroused by the dog's barking, and on looking from the window, saw a man floundering through the snow, leading a poor, stumbling cow. "Douglass stabled Judy, and Eliza, bearing the noise, opened the cottage door and Douglass went In. In the morning all seemed serene about the cottage, and when Eliza came up to get breakfast we learned the facts in the case. "'Mis' Bertha, said Eliza, to my wife, 'don't you think dat when Doug' went all dat three mile in th' snow wld pore Judy, down to his son's house, dat triflin', no'-count darky wouldn' let him in! No'm, he wouldi, an' he wouldu let him put pore Judy In de stable, needer no'm, he wouldn'! He said he warn't a-goin' ter mix up in de fight 'twlxt Doug' an' me. An' pore Doug he couldn' keep dat good cow out in de deep snow all night No'm, be couldn'; an' so pore Doug, he come a-cropln' back home. 'i wuz powerrui sorry rer pore Doug' on'y boy he's got treatin' him dat away. I made Doug' some hot coffee, an' Doug', he made pore Judy a hot bran mash. It was a-goln on 3 o'clock when we got to bed. Yes'm, it wuz!' "Things have been quiet in the farm cottage ever since this episode, and poor Judy's walk of six miles on a snowy night seenls to have achieved a permanent reconciliation." ENGLISH GOLD LEAF. The Keuson Its Manufacturers Pack It in Bible. "Jamps," said the English gold man ufacturer, "we are hout of Bibles. Go downtown and buy six dozen." James in due course returned with the Bibles in a handcart. They were taken from him by three men, their covers were torn off, and the pages were trimmed with sharp knives down to a certain small size. Then these little reduced papers were sewed? to gether into a multitude of small books. The small books were distributed among the hands, and in them the linn's output of gold leaf was packed between every two Biblical leaves a leuf of gold. "It seems irreverent, not to say sac rilegious, I know," said the head of the firm, "but we halwnys do so. We have done so for generations. Gold leaf Is hnlways put on the market in little books made of Bibles. "Why? I'll tell you why. Gold leaf must be packed between Tinted in stead of plain pages, for the reason tnat It would slip out of plain pages, which are too smooth for it, whereas the indentations made by the types on the printed pages are just suillcient to hold the leaf in place llrmly. That's why printed pages are used. "We choose among all printed pages Bible ones, for the reason that the Bi ble is the best printed book a-going, The type 1b more evenly set, and the printing is finer than iii any other work, and we need the best typeset ting and printing in our business, you know, for any roughness or uneven ness is apt to tear the gold leaf. "That's why all English gold leaf is packed in Bibles. It's a necessary thing to do, but all tho same I've of ten wondered that the churches 'ave never rotten after us gold leaf manu facturers for our hlrrevereuce." Lon don Chronicle. People Killed In Railroad Wrecks. A report recently Issued by the In terstate Commerce Commission shows that the total number of casualties to persons on railroads in the United States, during the fiscal year ending June 30, 1004, was 55,130, comprising 2,787 killed and 51,3-13 injured. This hows a large increase over any other year. It is a large total, and," In com parison, may be said to be similar to the complete destruction of any one of such cities as Salt Lake City, Utah; San Antonio, Texas; Racine, Wis.; To- peka, Kan.; Waterbury, Conn.; Wllkes- barre, Ta., or Augusta, Ga., neither of which has anything like 53,000 inhabi tants. In both the American and Brit ish armies, Sept. 19, and Oct. 7, 11, and 12, 1777, in the series of fights and movements around Saratoga, as In cluded by E. 8. Creasy, in his "Fif teen Decisive Battles of the World," there were less than 20,000 men; while I the highest total given by C. K. Adams in Johnson's "Cyclopaedia." of the kill ed, wounded, and missing on both sides at Waterloo, one of the greatest battles of all time, is 54.4'JS men not so many by 702 as last year's total of United States railroad casualties. The number of collisions and derailments during the past year was 11,291, in volving $9,383,097 In damages to roll ing stock and roadbeds. This gives the astounding Increase of 048 collisions and derailments over 1903 astounding but for the reduction of employes, in 1904, by 75,000. Frederick Upbam Adams, In Success Magazine. Millions of Veo-elnblei. When the Editor read 10,000 plants for 19c, he couH haHiy hplipve it, but up"n second reading finUB that the John A. i-alzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis., than whom there are no more reliable and ex- tensive seed growers in the woild. makes this offer which is made to get you to test Salzer's Warranted Vegetable Seeds. Thev will send you their bin plant and seed catalog, together with enough seed to grow 1,000 hne, solid Cabbages, 2,000 rich, juicy Turnips, 2,000 blanching, nutty Celery, 2,000 rich, buttery Lettuce, 1,000 Bplendid Onions, 1,000 rare, luscious Radishes, 1,000 gloriously brilliant Flowers, ALL FOB BUT 160 POSTAGE, nrovidins vou will return this notice, and " r 1 1 i .i tin . .1 II you win senu mem in puaiugc, wiey will add to the above a package of fa mous Berliner Cauliflower. P. C. L. Nobody Doe. "I assure you, I'm always willing to acknowledge my faults when I see them." "That's all right, but I'll bet you never acknowledge them when your neighbor sees them." Philadelphia Press. Mothers will And Mrs. Wlnilow's Soothing Byrup the best remedy to use lor their children during the teething period. K8. There was a maid whose name was ES, And she was always tempting fS; She'd jilt a beau The least bit sleau, But now for beaux she has to w8. This maiden dearly loved to skS, Bin was of such enormous w8 That when she tripped And slid and slipped The ice was in an awful stS. Chicago Chronicle. A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES 1 Itching Blind, Blellnj or Protruding Plies Your drugKlst will refund money If PAZU OIN T MK.NT tails to cur you In to 14 days. 60c. Acroea the Footlights. "Ha!" exclaimed the stage heroine as the lime light was suddenly turned upon the heavy villain, "I have discovered your secret at last. Your face betrays you." "Explain your talk, woman," said the villain, as he calmly lighted a fresh cigarette. "Your mug looks like a Japanese war map," she replied. "So you evidently shave yourself with s safety razor." Plso s Cure is a remedy for coughs, colds and consumption. Try it. Price 25 cents, St druggists. Rather Ono-Stded. Dixmyth How do you like your new boarding house, Biffkins? Biffkins By reversing the order of things it could be made an Ideal home. Dixmyth How's that? Biffkins What it requires is less hair in the butter nnd more in the mattress. INDIAN ARROWS, SPEARS AND PIPES wanlcMl 1 will j.ay cash for all goodn'lli's of stone, send mi tl in rs of whni vou have and got niv nrices. Address H. P. HAMILTON, Two Rivers, Wisconsin. Uf itlTrn KAI.KHMKN to canvass amongst the tlAll ILU farmers and dealers sellini; Kiru, Water and Kuridar i'ro 1 i-flfes. l'rleus aro within renfh of evoryi lie. """! money inai er. llave agents now making flo.uo per flay. Address SPECIALTY SElltNG CO. Portland Oregon M. .J. SHIELDS tSf CO. Growers and Importers of All Kinds of Oru.-t.-H und I'leltl Seeds Dry ground, deep-routing eras seeds thnt wo will Riiaranlee to grow mi ground that will not produce cereals or any other kind of lthks. Will make crop of hnv ami pasture all seasons of the year. Address' M. J. Shields & Co., Mos cow, Idaho. PUTNA Color more goods bri-vr and faster colois than any other dye. One 10c paikugc colors silk, wool and cotton equally well and la guaranteed to give perfect r ;. Aak dealt,-, or we will send poat puid at 10c a puckage. Write for free booklet how to dvau bleach and mix colors. DRUG CO.. Unionvllle. Miaswirl. ' THE OLD FOLKS AT HOME Are Never Without Pe-ru-na in the Home for Catarrhal Diseases. if Jk uk &srm.M KR and MRS. JN0.0.M1NS0J. Independence, G2 Remarkable Cures Effected by Pe-ru-na Under date of January 10, 1897, Dr. Ilartman received the following letter: "My wife lias been a sufferer from a complication of diseases for the past twenty-live vears. Jler case has battled the skill of some of the most noted phy au.lanB. Que of her worst troubles was chronic constipation of several years' standing. She was also passing through that most critical period in the life of a woman change of life. "In June, 1895, I wrote to you about her case. You advised a course of Pet runa and Manalin, which we at once commenced, and have to say it com pletely cured, her. "About the same time I wrote you about my own case of catarrh, which had been of twenty-five years' stand ing. At times I was almost past going. I commenced to use Peruna according to your instructions and continued its use for about a year, and it has completely cured me." John O. Atkinson. -a . If you want to get the biggest returns for your labor and your ground. fitH' you can't afford ifl'lsfmlf plant auytblug but Vp FEERYS the standard after 40 years' test. Tbey always produce tbe largest and surest crops. All dealers sell Othem. Our lOS faeajea Meed Annual "v free on request. I 1 D.M. Ferry Oo. DETROIT, MIOH. Around the World 'l have used your Fish Brand Slickers for years In the Hawaiian Islands and found them tho only article that suited. I am now In this country (Africa) and think a great deal of your coats." (hams on application) The world-wide repute- -rftiVFIa tlon of Tower'a Watar- 'V)''-AJ prooi uiiea wioining 5 XX assure tne nuyer the noaltlvfl worth i all garments bearing u anOQ this Sign of the Hsh. an WtW A. J. TOWER CO. Boston, V. S. A. TOWER CANADIAN CO., LIMITED Toronto, Canada ECONOMICAL IRRIGATOR Phillips Hydraulic Ram m mm NO COST OK OPERATION Write loday lor Iroo Illustrate! oooclei. COLUMBIA ENGINEERING WORKS Knh una Johnson streets, 1'ortlaud, Org. FADELESS DYES nR ond MRS.. JCHWANDT, iTanborn. Mina. In a letter dated January 1, 1909, Mr. Atkinson says, after five years' ex perience with Per una: "I will ever continue lo speak a good word for Peruna. I am slill cured of ca tarrh." Inhn O. Atkinson, InnVrKmH - Mo., Box 272. Mrs. Alia Schwaiult, Sanborn, IT'iVTt., writes: "I have been troubled with rheumatisns and catarrh for twenty-five years. CouC not sleep day or night. After having use Peruna I can sleep and nothing bothers me now. If I ever am affected with any kind of sickness, Peruna will be the medicine I shall use. My son was cured of catarrh of the (arnyx by Peruna." Mrs. Alia Schwandt When old age comes, catarrhal dis eases come also. Systemic catarrh is almost universal in old people. - Address Dr. S. B. Ilartman, Pr dent of The Ilartman Sanitarium, t lumbuB, Ohio, who will be pleased give you the benefit fo his medical ao I vice gatis. OREGON PORTLAND ST. HELEN'S HALL A GIRL'S SCHOOL OF THE HIGHKHT ( LA HS corps of teachers, location, build intr equipment the beat, beud for cat alogue. Term Opens September IB, 1004 Wm nwn nvr 6. (W0 screx for the Pro rl not ion of our iirran(d need. Iu oriter to Indium you to try thru., w make you me iohowihb unprv , For 18 Cent Pomtpmlt? mdnfiiffi oiiert lmmBtrlf. atriUnaand LaUlabltacM. I'JOOO ria slslej Turnip!, KNM) HlaMhlif Clrr, KtoO II Uh NnU; Utlaeta HHJU B,iifaaia valval UtoO Kara LaMloat tfatflihaa, mm Ularlatnala Hrlllianl lu wavreL. Above even parkagpa contain mnV dent itxl to tfrow lu.uw piama, rut llowrraand lotnanti lotHof chute vegetable, together with our great catalog, telllnKali about Fin went, ttoHea, Small Fni ftc, all for nixninir Dtianeia oi oriiunni. Mo inNtampfl una inia nonce Big ltu-pagu catalog aiune, au. JOHN A. SALZER SEED CO, r.o.i. La Crosse, s, wie. Clean Your Grain fOR SEED The CHATHAM FANNING MILL, with Sacking attachment, will clean and grade all kinds of Grain and Seeds. The on!y machine that has screens and rid lies made especially for cleaning grain oi the Coast. To convince you that thh Grain Cleaner is as represented I will send you one on 20 days' free trial and will pay the freij'it. Write me fir our De criolive Cat alogue and "on time" proposition it wi 1 interns, you. GEO. W. FOOTT Dept. 11 Portbmf, Orccan P. N. U. No. 9 1005 Ry j Ljuuu KN writing to advertisers nlurua 3 ijoiitiMu i.uia paper. s m. mi JO ,000 Plants for I6c.) C More Hsmleiii and farnu )' plnnttM to kvHaUer's tit-f. In than any other In r I rAmcrira, Thort 1 reftnon lurttiiM. tk II JaVr35TMC CHATHAM ijjjj