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About Lincoln County leader. (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987 | View Entire Issue (July 8, 1904)
Ihe Kind You Have Always - . .... Kvtuci, uuu. vug uevu maue unaer nis personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no one to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and " Jst-as-ffood" are but Experiments, and endanger tho Health of Children Experience against Experiment. What is CASTOR I A Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare-' goric. Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys "Worms and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind j151' relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. The Kind You Me Always Bought Bears the M M In Use For Over 30 Years. THE CENTauH C.OHMNV. TT MURRAY STRCCT. MIW YORK CITY. He who U guilty of equivocation may well be suspected of hypocrisy. Maunder. v n ' f uy Mrs. Fairbanks tells how neglect of 1 Mrs. Fairbanks tells how neglect of warning T symptoms woman. She thinks woman's safeguard is Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound "Dear Mk3. Pinkham: Ignorance and neglect are the cause of untold female suffering, not only with the laws of health but -with the chance of a cure. I did not heed the warnings of headaches, organic pains, and general weariness, until I was well nigh prostrated. I knew I had to do something. Happily I did the right thing. I took Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound faithfully, according to directions, and was rewarded in a few weeks to find that my aches and pains dis appeared, and I again felt the glow of health through my body. Since I have been well I have been more careful I have also advised a number of my sick friends to take Lydla E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com- Sound, and they have never had reason to be sorry. Yours very truly, Irs. May Fairbanks, 216 South 7th St., Minneapolis, Minn." (Mrs. Fair banks is one of the most successful and highest salaried travelling sales women in the West.) When women are troubled with irregular, suppressed or painful menstru ation, weakness, leucorrhoea, displacement or ulceration of the womb, that bearing-down feeling', inflammation of the ovaries, backache, bloating (or flatulence), general debility, indigestion, and nerrous prostration, or are) beset with such symptoms as dizziness, faintness, lassitude, excitability, irri tability, nervousness, aleeplessness, melancholy, " all-gone " and " want-to-be-left-alone " feelings, blues, and hopelessness, they should remember there is one tried and true remedy. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound at once removes such, troubles. Refuse to buy any other medicine, for you need tha best. with ease." No other medicine for female ills In the world has received such widespread and unqualified endorsement. Mrs. Pinkham Invites all sick women to write her for advice.' She has guided thousands to health. Address, Lynn, Mass. $5000 FORFEIT If wa eannot forthwith above lawmoiHan. wiuoa win prove IgrdU Bought lias borne the signa- Signature of Cotton exports for 1903 were $378, 000,000; more than a million dollars day. will soon ? prostrate " Dear Mrs. Pinkiiam : For over two years I suffered more than tongue can express with kidney and bladder trouble. My physician pro nounced my trouble catarrh of the bladder, caused by displacement of the womb. I had a irequeut uesire to urinate, anu ic was very pain ful, and lumps of blood would pass with tha urine. Also had backache very often. "After writing to you, and. receiving your reply to my letter, I followed your advice, and feel that you and Lydla E. Pinkham's Vege table compound have cured me. The medicine drew my womb into its proper place, and then I was welL I never feel anv pain now. and can do tnv hnusnwnrlr Mrs. Alice Lamon, Kincaid, Miss. produce theorlirlnal lattan and ahrnatnraaof tneir aosoiute genuineness. genninena, audioiM fi. Pinkham Mother Goldfish Where have you been, Willie? Willie Only just around the globe, ma. Chicago News. Emetine Sara and I can hardly un derstand each other over the telephone. Edgar Well, talk one at a time. "Know him? I should say so! We are husbands-ln-law." "Eh?" "Our wives were divorced from the same man." Ex. "She told me that I might hope." "Better look out! I've known girls to say that when they intended to accept a chap." Puck. "Smith has lost his Job, and I'm hustling to get him another." "You are "Yes. I owe him ten dollars, and I'm afraid he'll be needing it" Puck. Stranger Seems to me this crowd ed street Is a queer place for a hospi tal. Native Well, I don't know. Two trolley lines meet here. New York Weekly. "How did you get your black eye, Sambo?" "Well, boss, yer see I was out a-lookln fer trouble, and dls 'ere eye was de fust to find it" Yonkers Statesman. Philanthropist Why did you change the title of "The Ladies' Home" to "Old Ladies' Home"? Mrs. Du Goods it was becoming too crowded. New York Weekly. Parker We've moved again. Barker You have? Parker Yes; the chil dren were so noisy that we couldn't stand what the neighbors said about them. Detroit Free Press. Young lady I can always tell your work the instant I see it Magazine artist (delighted) Can you, really? Young lady Easily. The women all look alike. New York Weekly. "Woman Is naturally of a clinging nature," observed he. "Yes," rejoined his wife, "but she isn't to be compar ed with a man when It comes to hold ing on to a $5 bill." New Yorker. Sam Shlnbone I'se thlnkln ob marrying dat youngest Jackson gal. Mose Johnson Don't do It nigger ion't do it Why, dat gal never kep' a Job for over two weeks In her life. Ex. Prospective Benedict Are you will ing to become everything or nothing for my sake? Prospective Bride Yes, if you leave' out the "nothing" part of the proposition. Baltimore American. "Bring me some coffee," said Mr. Nurox, as he finished his dessert "Demi-tasse?" inquired the waiter. "Sure, if that's the best you got and say, bring one o' them little pots full of it" Philadelphia Press. "You are always more or less skep tical about what you see In print" "Yes," answered the man who has his own ideas about things. "Truth may be at the bottom of a well, but it Isn't an Ink well." Washington Star. Husband (of popular author) Do you mean to tell me, doctor, that my wife is insane 7 Doctor No, not so bad as that, but she, is hopelessly fool ish. Husband Well, that's a relief. I was afraid her usefulness as a writer was impaired Life. A prison visitor recently asked one of the' prisoners how he came to be there. "Want" was the answer. "How was that pray?" "Well, 1 want ed another man's watch. He wasn't willing I should have It and the judge wants me to stay here five years." Tit-Bits. Footinitt (energetically helping at bazaar) Won't you put in for a raffle for this cushion? Visitor Oh, no, thanks! Footinitt Of course, It's rather useless and gaudy, and so'forth; and personally I think the design's rotten. But do put In for it! Visitor No, thanks! I made it! Punch. Little Willie, who is a Philadelphia boy, had been watching a dog chasing his tall for three minutes. "Papa," he asked, "what kind of a dog Is that?" "That" said the father, "is a watch dog." Willie was silent a moment "Well," he finally said, "from the time he takes to wind himself up I guess he must be a Waterbury watch dog." Philadelphia Ledger. Mrs. Househunter This hoime does not seem to be very substantially built Even the floor shakes when we walk on it Agent But madam, this floor is er the very latest thing In spring dancing floors. AH the newest houses have them. Mrs. Househunter And the stairs creak terribly. Agent Oh, we don't make any extra charge for those patent burglar-alarm stairs, madam. Chicago News. Dick Say seen a letter of mine lying around, gray envelope? Sweep tatnna mflklnff the bed) Df vnil nionn a letter starting off, "Dearest Dickie," and asking you xo come down and spend Sunday, and telling you how Innnlv ahA has been all thn week nml ending up, "Your own little Gladys"? men xe es. cweey (going on inak Inc tha hprn Then it's in vonr tnn chiffonier drawer. Yale Record. U. S. SENATOR FROM SOUTH CAROLINA Recommends Pe-ru-na For Dyspepsia and Stomach Trouble LAMirtlUK 'H. W. UtlLCK. If you do not derive prompt and sat isfactory results from the use of Peru- na, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giv ing a full statement of your case, and he will be pleased to give you his val uable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. Algy's Ambition. Algy Aw can you spare ma a few hundred to wun orah to Lunnon? Father What's the object? "Golf." "GoQd! If you learn how to play golf, It may " "Oh, I don't want to play It. I want to learn how to pwouownce it" WE WANT AGENTS 150 and up per month to ener getic represen tatives in every city and town town in Oregon Washington and Idaho. Dignified, hon orable, permanent and immensely profit able employment at home or on the road; something new; send stamp or call at office for details. SQUARE DEAL BROKERAGE CO. 129 Seventh Street, Portland, Oregon YOUR OPPORTUNITY 1 CURE Horses of HEAVES, COUGH, P,'j&IJ!fi.er' ?lnk Eye or Indication. A great BLOOD PURIFIEB AND CON D1T10NES and a aure cure for all ailments from which hcavea urine. CURED 34 HORSES. I hare been mine Prussian Heave Powders the pat elitht month! and In that time have eared II nones of Hea.ei. 14 of Distemper and 9 of Chronic, CoukIi. The Prussian Remedies cats gained a great reputation In this section. Krnest Bebntke, Newark, N. Y. PRICEl AT DEALERS, SOei BY MAIL, OOo BgEMjsgJrmfTjjanrt Boole. Pwthkian hkmwt Co.. flt. Psnl. Minn. Vmi'l,AMl Bfc.i.l CO.. DO YOUR JAWS ACHE? Perhaps It's Plate Trouble. Plate trouble Is a common thlnR, and there are Tsrlous kinds of It. Many plates never were right. Others are properly made, but the mouth Is not put in proper condition lor wearing the plate. It your plates are In any way unsatisfactory we will be Kind to make an examination nd tell you the cause of trouble. i e extract tcetn wnonv witnmit m II work Is at lower xtractlnk free when tilt . a. niu or oruerea. WISE BROS., Dentists 208-2'3 F""" ktnuon open evening till 9 Sundays from 9 to 12 Oregon, Main UiJ RUSSELL ENGINES BOILERS & High Grade MKS Machinery Write for Catalogue and Prices Tho A U A wok. 1 1 Monhlnnm On PORTLAND hid Mi ii. nvui iii irmuiiiiiciy uu. OREGON "BEE LINE" BUGGIES, BUGGIES MITCHELL, LEWIS & STAYER CO. Catarrh of the Stomach Is Generally Called Dyspepsia Something to Produce Artificial Diges tion Is Generally Taken. Hence, Pepsin, Pancreatln and a Host of Other Digestive Remedies Has Been Invented. These Remedies Do Not Reach tho Seat of the Difficulty, Which is Really Catarrh. Ex U. 8. Senator M. C. Butler, from South Carolina, was senator from that state for two terms. In a recent letter to TJie Peruna Medicine Co., from Washington, D. C, says: "I can recommend Peruna for dys pepsia and stomach trouble. 1 have been using your medicine for a short period and I feel very much relieved. ii is indeed a wonderful medicine be sides a good tonic."--M. C. Butler. The only rational nay to cure dys pepsia is to remove the catarrh. Pe runa cures catarrh. Peruna does not produce artificial digestion. It cures catarrh and leaves the stomach to per form digestion in a natural way. This is vastly better and safer than resorting to artificial methods or narcotics. Peruna has cured more cases of dys pepsia than all other remedies com bined, simply becaupe it cures catarrh wherever located. If catarrh is locat ed in the head, Peruna cures it. If catarrh has fastened itself in the throat or bronchial tubes, rerun cuius it. When catarrh becomes settled in the stomach, Peruna cures it, as well in this location as in any other. Peruna is not simply a remedy for dyspepsia. Peruna is a catarrh remedy. Peruna cures dyspepsia because it is generally dependent upon catarrh. NEW PENSION LAWS SENT PREB Apply to NATHAN BICKHORD, 914 H St., Washington, I). C. 6th N. II. Vols., 18.1-65. BUY FROM P. N. U. YOUR DEALER No. 24-1904. w HEN writing to advertisers please I inenuoD inn paper furlland, Or., Coast Akreuts jialn and jf dgos aru than reasonable plates or bri GIVE BETTER satisfaction than anything on the market at any thing like the price, Ikvuuso they are mado of good material to stund, "Oregon roads" iron corners on bodies, braces on shafts, heavy second growth wheels, screwed rims. If you want to foul sure that you are getting your money's worth, ask for a "Bee Line" or a Mitchell Buggy. WE GUARANTEE THEM. w7 SEATTLE SPOKANE BOISE PORTLAND, OREGON
