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About Lincoln County leader. (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 1, 1904)
" sO aV hhmL " 1 Whether it Is of the nose, throat, stomach, towels, or more delicate organs, catarrh Is ilwaja debilitating and should never fail of (ttention. It is a discharge from the mucous mem brane when kept in a state of inflammation t1 ta impure, commonly scrotulons, con. Utlon o! the blood. Hood'sSarsaparilla Corel " forms of catarrh, radically and permanently - It removes the cause and overcomes all the effects. Get Hood's. Just Wanted Chance. "Miater Jedge," called out the col- .a tt'itnpss. after be had been cm fho QIC. " - - " 1 -- - vmw jtand a full hour, "kin I say one word, iuh7" "YeB," replied the judge. "What it?" "Hit's deBB dis, euh. Ef you'll jess make do lawyers set down en keep .tin two minits. en eimme a livin' chance, I'll whirl in en tell de truth!" AlU'nitt VUUBUtUUVU. iir 1 ITTT7T Every man or woman no In WAJNlLl c,lnel1 lo latn lh Harher trade. A nice light occupation, mod wMfSi'asy to leurn.ronsiant practice. The method Is rkht und Ihe price and time required the brat possible to give satisfactory result. Wrltf for full pnrtlculars to the AMERICAN BAHBKB COl.LEOK (Inc.), 2& Everett bt.. Portlsnd, Oretfon. BROMO SELTZER CURES ALL Headaches 10 CENTS --EVERYWHERE L N. ROSENBAUM Notary Public. Attoraey-at-Law Pension Atttoraey Solicitor of Patents Phoness Sunset, Main 1589 IncL, A 1860 304 New York Block SEATTLE, WASH U.S. A. Appetite poor?7 Bowels constipated? Tongue coated? Head arfipP r... ii. Ayers Pills are liver pills, all J.O. AyerCe A.oweu, Want your moustache nr hoarI beautiful brown or rich black? Use BUGKINGHAM'S DYE Two Head. R r,.,, . "a una. t 7v X lespie- the Present moderator of the church of Scotland, telTs how he was nonplussed the other day by a ragged urchin with whom he got into conversation. He said- 8 w y who looks after you?" Naebuddy , was the jk Where is yol,r father?" ' He's deid." !!olave you a mother?" She's deid tae." "Haye you not a sister, then?" I niver bad yin." ;But surely you 'have a brother?" ( Yes : but he's at Glasga college." Well, cannot he spare some time torn hi. studies to look after yo t , ' . ' ul" in a Dottle." London Daily News. the teething ISSS . 7 to UM "" tt'lr oWldt His Little dame. "I understand you have lost your pocketbook containing valuable papers. dldn t suppose you had any valuable papers." "I haven't, dear boy, but just see the impression the advertisement makes on the community. "Cleveland Plain Dealer. HOW'B TUIST catarrh Cure. '" on w by wail's V. f&'-tWB ??, ProP'-, Toledo. O. WistATrcax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, Waldino Kinnan Mabviii n...n...!:?9.1""1 Toledo. (D. Sur.T 'rSss:'. 801(1 Hall's Family Fills are the beat. The Flight. "Fly with me," he cried passionate ly; "there is only one course left for us we must fly together." But he was mistaken, as soon devel oped. When her father appeared a few moments later he flew without her. CITO Permanently uorea. wont or nervousness r 1 1 0 after first day's use ofDr.Kllne'sUreat Men STif '?T.F tr,' bottle end traetssa, Dr. K. H. Kline, I,t4..M Arch St.. Pauadelale,7e. Something; to Boot. Pawpacker's chest swelled. "HortenBe is worth her weight in gold," he announced proudly. The count looked quite disappointed. Can't you make it radium?" he anx iously inquired. New York Sun. Plso's Cure fs a remeav for coughs, colds and consumption. Try 'it. Price 25 cents, at druggists. The School dlrl Who "Has French." An ingenious and fond parent whose daughter is studying French with a German governess at a west side school asked her the other evening he had taken her to dinner at Partin's as a Saturday holiday treat what the mystic phrase "Eis de veau, a la jardi niere" meant. The dimpled linguist looked blank for. the space of an in stant, and then blithely replied: "The smile of the calf at the gardener's wife." "Hum! Let's have some of it!" said papa. Commercial Advertiser. AN HEUMA TISM INDESCRIBABLE TORTURE Because Rheumatism sometimes comes on suddenly it doesn't prove that it is a chance disease or one due to accidental causes. It Wtes time for it to develop, and is at work in the system long before JJ7 symptoms are felt The blood is ths first point of attack, and ie poisonous acids that cause the aches and pains are then distrib uted through the circulation to different parts of the iystem, and tttle in joints, muscles and nerves ; and when the system is in this condition it needs only some exciting cause like exposure to night air, op. chilly weather, or the cold, bleak winds of winter, to arouse e slumbering poisons and bring on Rheumatism. The severity of the attack depend upon the amount of acid in the blood and the 5ttn.tity ot acrid matter in the and muscles. Some peo ple are almost helpless from the "" while others have occa wal spells or are uncomforta restless, nervous and half .all the time from the Mpfing aches and pains. Rheu- -""w"4 a disagreeable com Jmott eTen in its mildest form. .J?.08 worse as we prow older, JJ "equently stiffens the joints, s the muscles out of shape breaks down the nervous ,re.m- A. disease that origin ,Wtheblood Rheumatism --. vaunoi. oe cured with ex BHBUMA.TISM IN ELBOWS, WBIST3 AND KNEES. TTrbana, Ohio, Aug. 90, 1B03. Last winter I had a severe "aelt of Bheumatiem. It started la tbe riyh elbow, end from there to my wrists; the rlrht wriet was the worse. It became swollen and extremely painful. My loft knee Joint wae the next place to be at tacked. It became swollen and of e?urse painful. The next point to be affected was tbe hip and ankle, which rave me much trouble. I wae barely able to ret bout for some time. I wee under treat ment of a physician for awbllo, but ret ting no better I began 8. S. B., and after taainr it for eome lime I wae entirely relieved of the Rheumatism. Allewelllnsj and soreness disappeared. I eonelder B 8. 8. an excellent remedy for Kbeuma tisrn and all troubles baring their origin to the blood. GRIFFITH X.ELLT. 08 BloomflelA Ave. such things scatter the i remedies like liniments and plasters ; such things scatter tne or drive them to some other part of the body, but do not touch aisease or improve the condition of the blood, inemin cm Mmi mint be restored to its normal purity and strength, so that all poi sonous substances may be carried out of the system, and co medicine accom plishes this in so short a time as S. S. S.t which not only neutralizes the acids and counteracts the poisons, but builds n. -.....-.1 h-aith at the same time a .write for our special book on Rheumatism, and should you JJf'ny special information or advice, our physicianswillfurnish ithout charre- tut mwift SPCCIFiG CO., ATIAKTA, GA0 WORD BOOKS. Johnaoa'a Dictionary and Pome of Those That Went Before It. We are accustomed to speak of Johnson's Dictionary as if It were a new invention, the very beginning of English word-books; but it had an old parentage, going back to manuscripts of the seventh century. The first book, however, that received the name of dictionary was published in 1533, and from that time there were various volumes calculated to eluddate the En gllsh language "as she la spoke." In 1721 Nathaniel Bailey, a -schoolmaster, put forth a book which aimed at collecting all the words of " the lan guage. When he had assembled them, his definitions were "enough to make a cat laugh." Indeed, the cat Is there defined as "a creature well known," as the horse is "a beast well known," and man is "a creature endowed with rea son." The two great volumes of Johnson's Dictionary which appeared in 1755, contained fewer words than Bailey's, but the authors differed in purpose, Bailey was merely a word-collector. Johnson aspired to settle the use of standard English. Therefore the old lady who remarked that she had read the book through and found it very in teresting, although rather disconnect ed, was wise as well as funny. In Il lustration of standard usage, she found the dictionary enriched hy from the best authors. vIt was a wonderful work for any man to have accomplished in eight years. Johnson had brought order out of chaos, and he worked alone. There is a depth of pathos in his definition of a lexicographer as "a harmless drudge that busies himself In tracing the original and detailing the significance of words." He had bargained with the booksell era to do the work In three years, but the time stretched wearily out to eight, and when the last sheet had been car ried to the printer Johnson asked the messenger on his return: 'Well, what did he say?" "Sir," answered the boy, "he said, Thank God I have done with him!' " The lexicographer smiled. "I am glad," said he, "that he thanks God for anything." Plain Covers and Iron Clasps. Of all famous colonial preachers no other had the gift of style and the mas tery of words that distinguished Jona than Ed-wards. The celebration of the bicentennial of his birth revealed to many of us that he was not merely a great clergyman, but the only notable American man of letters in the eight eenth century besides Benjamin Frank lln and Thomas Paine. He must have said powerful things to his congregation which are not in his writings. Some of his utterances have come down to us. "Do you believe in the absolute truth of the Bible?" some one asked him at a public assemblage. "The Bible is faith itself and full of golden truths," replied Edwards, firmly. . , "Then why are people so reluctant to accept those truths?" "Because" Edwards' face grew wrathful "the book that contains the truths has not golden clasps on it. Golden clasps to hold together golden truths. Ah, people would then steal what they will not now accept!" Clot Hie Moaey'e Worth. V A lady palmist was recently prose cuted, and an amusing Incident is re ported In connection with tbe case. One of the witnesses called by the po lice was an individual who did not appear to be overburdened with intel ligence. During a smart cross-examination defendant's counsel asked him: "On first going Into the room, did you pay a shilling fee to the defend ant?" "Yes," was the reply. "What did aha tell you in return for the money?" "Oh," aald the' witness, "she towd me lots o' things some on 'em true, some on 'em half true, an' some on 'em lees!" "Now," continued the counsel, after the laughter had died away, "this Is the pdlnt I wish to get at Was there any attempt at Imposition? Did the lady impose upon you at nil?" "Oh. dear, no," was the response. "I knowed It wor all gammon, so there couldn't be no Imposition. Besides, It wor a bad shlllln' as I guv her, to start wi'l;" Tit-Bits. A State of Great Rcennrora. , Missouri contains 09,415 square miles nearly 3,000 more than New England. The population Is 8,100,000. While the development of Its resources has scarcely begun, Missouri Is the fifth State in the Union In population, In wealth and in agriculture, and the seventh In manufactures. For mining It Is Justly famous. It Is a land of op portunity for enterprising young men. Too Many 11 ne. "All I want Is a little pin money," said young Mrs. Dashlngton. "I know It, my dear," answered her husband, "but don't you use anything but diamond pins?" Washington 8tar. When a man with a S75 salary finds himself tbe father of a girl with $150 tastes,- which one goes to the wall GRATEFUL, HAPPY WOMEN Miss Muriel Armitage Thank Pe-ru-na for Their Recov ery After Years of Suffering Miss Muriel Armitage. 36 Greenwood Ave., Detroit, Mish., District Organiser of the Royal Templars of Temper ance in a recent letter, says: "I think thnt a woman naturally shrinks from milking her troubles pub lic, but restored health lins mciint so much to nie thnt I feel for the sake of other Bufl'ering women it is my duty to tell what Peruna has done for me. "I suffered for rive years with uter ine irregularities, which brought on hysteria and mnde me a physiculwreck. I tried doctors from the different schools of medicine, but without any pereeptibte change in my condition. In my despair I culled on un old nurse, who advised me to trv Peruna, and promised good results if I would persist and take it regularly. I thought this was the least 1 could do and procured a bottle. 1 knew as soon as I began tak ing it that it was affecting me differ ently from anything 1 hnd used before, and so I kept on taking it. I kept this up for six months, and steadily gained strength and health, mid when I hail used fifteen bottles I considered myself entirely cured. I m u grateful, h:ppy woman today." Miss Muriel Armitage. Peruna cures catarrh of tbe pelvic or gans with the same suretv ns it cures cut turn of the head. 1'eruna has be come renowned ns a positive cure for female ailments simply because the ail ments are mostly due to catarrh. Ca tnrrh is the cause of the trouble. Peru na cures the catarrh. The symptoms disappear. Female Weakness Is Pelvic Catarrh Always Half Sick are the Women Who Have Pelvic Catarrh Catarrh of any organ, if alloiyod to progress, will affect the whole body. Catarrh without nervousness is very rare, but pelvic catarrh and nervousness go hand in hand. What is so distressing a sight as a poor half-sick, nervous woman, suffer ing from the many almost unbearable symptoms of pelvic catarrh? She does not consider herself ill enough to go to bed, but she is far from being able to do her work without the greatest ex haustion. This is a very common sight and is almost always due to pelvic catarrh. It is worse than foolish for so many women to suffer year after year with a disease that can be permanently cured. Peruna cures catarrh permanently. It cures old chronic cases ns well as a slight attack, the only difference being in the length of time that it should be taken to effect a cure. If you do not derive prompt and sat isfactory results from the use of Peru na, write at once to Dr. Ilartman, giv ing a full statement of your case, and he will be placsed to give you his valu able advice gratis. Address Dr. Hrntmun, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. Be not in haste to get rich, nor slow in avoiding poverty. 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