Jill Humors
re impure matters; which the skin,
liver, kidneys and other organs can
pot take care of -without help, there is
iuch an accumulation of them.
They litter the whole Byittem.
pimples, boils, eczema and other
captious, loss of appetite, that tired
feeling, bilious turns, fits of indiges
tion, dull headaches and many other
troubles are due to them.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
and Pills
Bemove all humors, overcome all
their effects, strengthen, tone and
invigorate the whole system.
I had salt rheum on my hands so that I
(oold no( work. I took Hood's Sarsaparilla
ind it drove out the humor. I continued
Its use till the sores disappeared." Has.
jit 0. Bbowh, Kumford Falls, Me. ft
Hood's Sarsaparilla promises t
cure and keeps the premise.
Poverty In Denmark.
Denmark makes a clear distinction
between the thriftless and the respecta
ble poor. The former are treated like
English paupers. The latter never
croes a workhouse threshold. 17 desti
tute, they receive a pension ranging
from three pounds to seventeen pounds
a year or, if too feeble to look after
themselves, they are placed in an old
age home.
You Can (let Allen's Foot-Ease FREE.
Write Allen 8. Olmsted, Le Eoy.N. Y., for a
!ree sample of Allen 's Knot-Kane. It cures
iweatinjr, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes
new or tlirht shoes easy. A certain cure for
corns, initrowlngnails and Minions. Alldrug
gists Bell it. 25c. Don't accept any substitute.
Just a Little Slap.
"I should think you would . realize
that that settles the matter," she said
sharply. "I have told you plump and
plain that I can never marry you,
haven't 1?"
"Oh, I don't know," he replied, "I
don't eee how you can call yourself
plump."
His View of It.
Griggsby Yes, it was a close call
for me. I owe my life to my wife's
nursing.
fliggins Is that so?
Griggsby It is. The doctor objected
to her niothods and quit in difguet.
Another Point of View.
"How true it is," said the dealer in
stock quotations, "that the apparel oft
proclaims the man."
"Yes," remarked the casual ob
server, "and on the other hand an hon
est heart sometimes beats beneath the
plug hat that surmounts a sack coat
Too Swift Concurrence.
An Atchison man. newly married,
was sounding his wife's praises to his
mon friends. "Why, she is so much
better than I," he eaid, "I don't see
how she came to marry me." His
friends all agreed to this so promptly
that he got mad ; said he was as good
as his wife any day, and wanted to
whip the crowd. Atchison Globe.
If so then your system is out of balance, and
there is a flaw somewhere in your constitution,
and a possibility that you are losing health, too.
The falling off in weight may be slight, but it makes
a wonderful change in one's looks and feelings, and
unless the building up process is begun in time,
vitality and strength are soon gone and health
quickly follows. If you are losing weight there is
a miico if v.... is A pter i orati n tt and
becoming too poor to properly nourish the body, and it must be purified
and enriched before lost weight is regained. It requires something more
than an ordinary tonic to build up a feeble constitution, for unless the poisons
and germs that are lurking in the blood are destroyed, they will further im
poverish the blood and weaken the system, and you continue to lose weight.
In S. S. S. will be found purifying and tonic properties combined. , It
not only builds up weak constitutions, WONDERFUL GAIN IN WEIGHT,
but searches out and destroys germs nu'""-n' ,
and poisons of every description and Huntsville, Ala., Jam. 10, W03.
r1PacM -i.."'. .11 :L;tia Borne years ago my general health
r. Illt nCV;;
healthy, steady increase ia weight
md future good health.
Food may be bountiful and the
appetite good, but still' the system
weakens and we remain poor in flesh
unless what we eat is properly digested
and turned into rich, pure blood.
S; S. S. re-inforces the Stomach and
aids the digestion and assimilation of
food, and there is a rapid up-building
Of hpnHVi nA n, c Q A flora
promptly and beneficially upon the nervous system, strengthens and t
it nr. nj .1.. .i: nrnritio- Round, refreshing sleep.
canfinTnoto
of roots and herbs Us use is attended with no bad effects Old people will
find .. t . : ..,a tVi rirmilation of the blood, ana
Draces uiem up,
strong or well, and who are growing
;i.. -1 . . r - e
""Bui, Bnouia wice a course ui w. w.
'ecognized everywhere as the leading
of all ton?,: "EL . ZlXnAto furnish
woo will write us. ju SWIFT
Wealthy New York Churche.
A fcew Wk cl.urch that keeps si
Jence respecting its wealth is the Dutch
collegiate, whi.h is reputed to have an
income from investments of $400,000 a
year. Trinity church has an income
trom its investments of over $1,000,000
per annum.
. Misplaced Affection.
The Eskimos were very angry with
the active explorer.
" "What did he do?" aeked the mem
ber of the relief expedition.
"He petted our dogs," explained
the native.
dog's1?""1"8 any harm in petting your
"Yes; their tails were frozes. stiff,
and when they went to wag them they
broke off." Stray Stories.
The City Man's Advantage.
Jake (the hired man) That city
boarder's the biggest fool I ever seen.
W'y, he don't even know enough tew
hitch up a hose.
Silas-He may not know enough to
uueu op a noss, Jake, but I notice he
(an hitch up cluseer tew your best girl
in five minutes than yew kin in a hull
evenin'. Judge.
A City of Vicissitudes.
uerat holds the record of beine the
most olten besieged of the world'B cit
ies, it has been taken and retaken
over fifty times. '
lowest Rates
To Chicago, Dubuque and the
fcast; to ues Moines, Kansas City and
the Southeast, via Chicago Great West
ern railway. Electric lighted trains.
unequalled service. Write to J. P.
Jumer, G. r. A., Chicago, for informs'
tion.
Steel Pens.
Early steel pens were bo costly that
makers advertised they would make
such repairs as were necessary for a
stated time, generally six months
When a man damaged his pen he car
ned it back to the factory and had it
mended by an experienced mechanic.
"Relsedllder."
"How long has this thing been build
ing?" asked the Amreican tourist, a
he looked at Cologn cathedral.
"About 500 years," answered th
guide.
five nunared years! Why, over in
Chicago we could put up a building like
that and have it all to pieces all within
five years." London Tit-Bits,
flarket Price.
One day a little baby brother arrived
at Hamiln s house, and being of a prac
tical turn of mind, he asked his moth'
er how much she had to pay for him.
"How much do you think he is
worth?" returned his mother.
"Well," Hamlin reflected, "he only
weighs ten pounds, so I should think
ten dollars would be enough, because
beefsteak is only 20 cents a pound.
Doubted Him.
The call had become tedious.
"I really must go," he said.
"Oh, you men are such deceivers,"
she returned coyly. "I wish we girls
could believe all you say." Chicago
Post.
ave w.,; my nervou. ay.tem wa.
ahattered, and I could g-et nothing; to
do me any good till I began to use
0. S. S. I oommenced to improve at
onoe. My appetite became splendid
and from 135 pounds I Increased te
ISO. I became well again by taking
8. S. S. and would take no amount for
the good It did me. My health la
now perfect, and I believe if every
body would take a bottle of B. 8. 8.
occasionally, they would enjoy life
as I am doing, w. It. YfJJs btu.
and tones
You
" ."the bodily organs, and
n.,en.g of delicate constitutions can
take S. S. S. with safety, as it does not
derange the Stomach like the strong
mineral remedies, but acts gen tlv and
without any shock to the system. Those
wtrU sic a f f1 i n era tell them they are not
thinner and . fal ing Deiow r usuat
c a ond timid uo aijsin. o. o. o. is
. - --- , . t . . t
blood purifier and the palest auaoesi
medical advice, without charge, to all
SPECIFIC CO; ATLANTA. GAm
Cream Puffs.
Stir a half-cupful of butter Into a
cup of boiliuR water. When boiling,
add a cup and a half of flour and cook,
stirring constantly for two minutes;
take from the fire and pour into a
bowl to cool. When cold, beat In the
whipped yolks of four eggs, lastly the
stiffened whites. Line a bakinsr Dan
Ith buttered paper, drop the batter
by the larje spoonful upon It and bake
in a quick oven. The puffs should be
done in fifteen minute.
Orange Marmalade.
Twelve oranges. Peel and parboil
the skins In three waters, allow them
to boll in the last water until tender,
drain and chop very fine. (Reject as
much as possible of the tough white
skin In peeling the oranges.) To the
pulp and juice of the orange add the
chopped peel, then weigh all. Allow-
as much sugar as you have of the fruit
mixture. Cook all until thick, adding
before it boils about a gill of water,
Plum Butter.
To every pound of plums allow three-
quarters of a pound of sugar. Wash
the plums and put them, still wet, Into
the preserving kettle. Cover, brinsr
slowly to a boll and cook until the
fruit is broken to pieces and Is very
soft. Rub through- a colander to re-
move stones and skins; return the
Juice and pulp to the fire, add the
sugar and boll until the mixture Is
Tery thick. Put up in jars.
Baked Peaches.
Set a dozen ripe freshly pared cling
stone peaches In a baking-pan, suioth
er them In sugar, dot the sugar liberal
ly with butter, squeeze a lemon over
all. and bake forty minutes In a quick
oven. Excellent with game or fowl
or any highly seasoned meat. Epicures
like the peaches liberally dusted with
red pepper after baking.
Capon and Blnahroom Falad.
Cook fresh mushrooms In a little but
ter, then cover with a white stock, and
let them simmer gently till very ten
der. Lift out and drain as well as pos
slble from all liquid. Add to them
twice their quantity of cold cooked
capon cut in small pieces and cover
with mayonnaise. Garnish with let
tuce hearts.
' Tonrnados of Beef on Toaat.
Cut the fillet of beef Into thin slices
and then Into rounds about two Inches
in diameter. Over each of these rounds
sprinkle black pepper, a little salt and
some chopped chives. Lay these Into
a well-buttered saute pan and cook for
six minutes, turning once. Serve on
rounds of fried bread of the same size.
The Epicure.
Soft Gingerbread.
Half cup sugar, half cup molasses
half cup butter, lard or dripping, one
egg, one nnd one-half cups of flour,
one teaspoonful soda dissolved in
gill of boiling water, one teaspoonful
ginger. Put all together In a large
bowl and beat well, Bake in a quar
tin In a moderate oven.
Baked Cuetard.
Break eight eggs In a bowl; add to
them six lublespooufuls of sugar
quart of milk, a tnbloHpoonful of va
nilla and a sherry glass of brandy
Mix well together, strain, and bake 1
a slow oven for about forty minutes
having it well colored on top. Serv
ice cold.
Ft e wed Cora with Cream.
Scrape tlie corn from a dozen ears,
without boiling first, and add to It
upful of rich cream. Cook for fifteen
minutes, seasoning with salt and white
pepper. '
Short Pucseatioaa.
To keep milk sweet for several day
add a teaspoonful of fine salt to each
quart of new milk.
Mix blacking with cold tea rather
than with water, for thus a better pol
Ish Is obtained on the boots.
To clean tinware use powdered whit
ing moistened with a little paraflln
Polish with a leather or with a pad
of old newspaper.
Match marks on a polished or tar
nlshed surface may be removed by
being first rubbed with a cut lemon
and then with a rag dipped In clean
water.
When cleaning wall paper do so with
a lump of dough made of flour mixed
with a little soda water. The soda
will not injure the paper and the work
will be done more rapidly with it
If ink be spilled on the carpet it may
be taken un without leaving a stain
if dry salt bo applied Immediately. Aa
the salt becomes discolored brush It
off und apply more Wet slightly.
Continue till the Ink has disappeared.
A useful cement for earthenware
Vessels Is found in white lead. Spread
It on strips of calico and secure with
bands of twine. This method la only
suitable for earthenware pans, etc.,
which are Intended for service and not
for ornament
Where Solomon Got His Wisdom.
The little boy was asked by a Sunday
school teacher to write all he knew
bout Solomon nnd hand his paper to
her the next Sunday. The following
Sunday he handed her a slip ot paper
on which was written: "King Solo
mon was a great and wise man. He
had 100 wives. After that he did not
believe in God." New York Times.
For bronchial troubles trv PUn'm fnr
for Consumption. It is a pood cough
uieuituiie. ai aruesisis, price zo cents.
Moon and Weather.
When the moon moves south in ber
orbit abundance of rain will follow;
but when she goes north drought is to
be expected, says the government as
tionomer of Australia.
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sonthtnir
eiyrup the best remedy to use for their children
ins undoing season.
Feast of the Arrow.
The feast of the arrow is a Persian
festival. It commemorates the feat of
Arish, who at evening shot the famous
arrow which fell 500 miles away by 12
'clock the next day. .
Btats or Onto, Cm or toledo, i ,
LUCAS COUNTY. )
Frank J. chenky makes oath that he la the
senior parter of the firm of F. J. Cheney & Co..
doing business in the City of Toledo, County
and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pav
the mm ol ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each
and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured
by the use of Hall's Catarrh Cure.
f RANK J. CHli.NfcX
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
A. W. GLEASON,
Notary Public.
SEAL
Ball's Catarrh Cure Is tazen internally and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of
Ut system, send lor testimonials, free.
v. j. ch enjsx & co., xoieao, u.
Bold by druggists, 75c.
Hall's Family fills are the beet .
Favored by Circumstances.
'I see that the czar is engaged
in a
reform movement."
'Well, he tan affcrd it. He doesn't
have to come up for re-election." New
York Tribune.
IT A Permanently cured, no fltsor nervousness
1 1 U afterflratday'susenfDr.Kllne'sUreatKerre
Bestorer. Spnd for Free H't trialbottleRnd treatise.
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London's Criminals.
It is often eaid that there are 70,000
known criminals in London. The
whole records of Scotland yard do not
contain in all so many names,, and
many of these have been dead for
years.
Genuine
Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
Must Bear Signature of
fee Fac-Slmlle Wrapper Below.
Tery email and easy
to take as usar.
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FOR DIZZINESS
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ITTLE ,
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No Hair?
"My hair was falling out very
fast and I was greatly alarmed. I
then tried Ayer's Hair Vigor and
my hair stopped falling at once."
Mrs. G.A. McVay, Alexandria, O.
The trouble is your hair
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Act promptly. Save your
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Hair Vigor. If the gray
hairs are beginning to
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If your druggist cannot supply you,
aend ub one dollar and we will expreis
you a bottle. lie sure and give the name
et yeur nearest express office. Address,
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There are 4,500,000 minera and
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Finest in the world. Sit
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They equal those
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Sold by rotail shoe
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Look for name and
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That ltnuirjan nrs ( or.
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TREATMENT
This wonderful Chi
nese riocior Is called
great because he cures
peoplM without opera
tion that are Ktven up
to die. He cures wlih
those wonderful Chi
nese herbs, roots, htuls,
barks and veRctntilf'8
that are entirely un
known to medical sci
ence In this country.
Through the use of
those harmless reintdtes this famous doctor
knows the action of over 600 different rem
edlcs, which he successfully uses In different
diseases. He Kuarantees to cure cattarh, asth
ma, lung, throat, rheumatism, nervousness,
stomach, liver, kidneys, etc.: has hundreds or
testimonials. Chitrws moderate. Call mid
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The C. Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co.
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AYT'Meutiou paper.
P. N. U.
No 41 1903.
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