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About Lincoln County leader. (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 21, 1902)
Difficult Digestion That is dyspepsia. , It makes life miserable. Its sufferers eat not because they want to, -but simply because they mutt. They know they are irritable and fretful ; but they cannot be otherwise. They complain of a bad taste in the mouth, a tenderness at the pit of the stom ach, an uneasy feeling of puffy fulness, headache, heartburn and what not. The effectual remedy, proved by perma nent cures of thousands of severe cases, is Hood's Sarsaparilla Hood's f ills are the boat cathartic. When It' Contagious. Hoax I wonder if Insomnia is ever contagious? , Joax Well, I find it affects me whenever our baby has it. Philadel phia Record. Rheumatism and Neuralgia will not live under the same roof with Hamlin's Wizard Oil. 50 cents a bottle. Changing a Camel Path. The camel path which for centuries has formed the only connection be tween Jersusalsm and Nablus (Sy chem) has at last been made into a carriage road nearly twenty feet wide. FIT'S formmii'iitly Cnroil. No Mb ot licrvoiisticr nttiir liriit ly' i.pof lir Klino'nliriut Ncrvt Kcwtor.r. Hrnillnr Fit BK 94.00 triullmtiloaml trait. la. Dn.It.ii Kline. AnhSt.. I'hilwlelihiii.l'a A Straw. Edith -Wliy do you think Mr. Field nicaiiH biiHincHK? Et.hol II" hsis avked mc v.hy I did not attend cooking peliool. Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth ing Syrup the best remedy to use lor their children during the teething period. Life's Little Frictions. 'Are you netting ready for winter?" "Oh, yes; we'e had our last scrap with the ice man and have begun to quarrel with the coal man." Detroit l'Yee 1'reHH. Piso's Cure for Comminution is an inful Jihle medicine for couplis" and colds. N. VVoamukl. Oieiin (irove, N. J., lei). 17, lhe Language. Floor Walker Do you wish to look at some suitings and some trouserings? Do Jones No; I want to see some colhwitigs and cuffings. DKAFNKNS CANNOT 11 K CURED By local applications, ns they cannot reach the diseased portion nf tbe ear. There is only one way to cure deafness, and that is by constitu tional remedies. Deafness ia paused bv an in flamed condition of tlm miieous lininir of the KiiKtiu'biHii Tube. When this tube gets in 11 timed you have a rumbling Hound or imper fect heartui;, and when it ia entirely closed deafness is result, and unless the inflamma tion can lu taken out and Hits tube restored to its normal condition, hearing will beduslrnyed forever ; nine eases out ot ten are caused by catarrh, which is until inn but an inllamed Condition of Iho lniicoiiH surfnees. We will Rive One Hundred Dollars for any Case of l)cniucHH(cnused by rntarrh) that can not lie cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Bend for circulars, free. F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, 0. Bold by Druggists, 7oo , Hail's Family 1'llls are tbe best It Depends. First Chappie f sny, old chap, I'm going to a big shoot. What sort of a tip should I give the keeper? Second Chappie It depends on where you hit him. London Punch. 'Bio ExtePBlSlB The blood may be ia bad condition, yet with no external signs, no skin eruption or norc3 to indicate it. The Symptoms in such coses being a variable ppctitc, poor digestion, an indescribable weakness end nervousness, loss of flesh and a fjcncrr.l run-down condition of the system clearly showing the blood has lost its nutritive finalities., l as become thin and watery. It is ia just such cases thai S. S. S. has dona tome of its quickest and most effective work by building :p the blood and supplying the elements lacking to make it strong and vigorous. " My wife v.sed sev eral bottles of S. P. S. as a blood purifier and to tone up a weak and emaciated sy3tcm,with cry maikcil effect by way ot improvement. "Wc regard it a JkfWj great tonic ami bl()odJlfjyfyVs purifier. "-J. V. Duff, Princeton, Mo. a V i h f NOT SO MOARY, AFTER ALL. Few Really Old Men in the United States Senate. The United States Senate Is popular ly regarded as a body of elderly men, and yet there are very few really old men In the Senate, the Methuselah of them all being E. W. Pettus, of Ala bama, who Is 80. He served In the Mexican war and In the Confeder ate army during the civil strife. His colleague, Mr. e. w. pettus. Morgan, is 77. Mr. Vest, of Missouri, is 71, and his col league, Mr. Cockrell, is C7. Mr. Hoar, of Massachusetts, and Mr. Bate, of Tennessee, are each 73, and this Is about all there are who can be right fully termed old. The baby of the Senate. Mr. Bailey, of Texas, Is 38. Perhaps the most Interesting fact shown by this table of seniority is that the Senate, although a continuous body, Is a very changeable one as regards Its personnel, the terms of the Senators being In the aggregate very brief. It is only a little more than twenty-four years since (Jen. Ulyssus S. Grant ceased to be President of the United States, yet there are only three men in the Senate to-day who were there when Grant was President for the second time, and not one was a Senator dur ing his first term In the White House. These three are Allison and Jones. Re publicans, and Cockrell. Democrat. Not one of the band of stalwarts who stood by Grant during the momentous years of his administration is left in the Sen ate to-day. There are only seven Sena tors now In office who were members of the body when Kutherford B. Hayes, the successor of Grant, was President, although It Is only a little more than twenty years since his term expired. These seven Senators are Allison, Jones, Cockrell (who took his seat March 4, 1873), Hoar, Morgan, Piatt of Connecticut, and Vest. The two first named have been Senators since March 5, 1877, and the latter two since March 18, 1879. There are only twelve Senators who were In the body when Arthur was President and only eighteen who serv ed during Cleveland's first term. Pres ident Cleveland's second term ended less than five years ago, and there are only thirty-five men in the Senate, a lit tle more than one-third of the total membership, who were In office when Cleveland permanently retired to pri vate life. It Is only ten years since "Tom" Reed was the Czar of the House of Representatives in the famous Fifty first Congress, those exciting turbulent times when the Reell rules were forced upon the House of Representatives and hats and coats and disappearing coattalls for the first time counted as live men in order to make up the nec essary quorum for the transaction of public business, but there are only nineteen members of the Senate who were there In those days. PLAN TOR ONE GRATE TO HEAT MANY ROOMS. The ordinary fireplace has the disad vantage of not heating more than one room. John II. Heitland. of Qulncy, 111., has conceived tbe Idea of heating more than one apartment with the open grate, thus changing It from a luxury to a practical heater. The Intention is to arrange water pockets around the fireplace in such a manner that a body i the greatest of all tonics, and you will I find the appetite im proves at once, strength returns, and nervousness vanishes as new rich pure blood once more circulate! through all parts of the system. S. S. S. is the only purely vegetable blood purifier known. It contains no min erals whatever. Send for our free book on blood and skin diseases and write out physicians for any information or advice wanted. No charge for medical advice. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CA. Clllhtt WHkrit all USt (AIIS. Unit t'oimh fyrun. Tau lio.nl. CM In tlm. Slit hr clriitrvtli. of water is kept constantly hot and circles through the pipes to other rooms. A picture of the Invention is shown herewith, the firebox staudlng alone, with the tiling removed, to show the manner of fitting the pipes and con ducting the water to the other com partments. At the rear of the prate and projecting over it Is a corrugated plate, which forms the face of the main reservoir for heating the water, and di rectly over it Is a second chamber par tially Inclosing the smoke outlet. Aa the water becomes hot It circulates through the pipes. A Freak's Misfortune. "So the living skeleton Is going to get married ?" "Yes, poor fellow; he nays he feels obliged to, or lose his Job." "Why. how's tlint?" "Well, lie says he doesn't have any thing to worry him and he's beginning to gain flesh." Philadelphia Bulletin. Even when a girl has money In her owu uaine she Is anxious to change it. Hip! Mrs. Frank Carter S Merrill Street, Amesbury, Mass. This letter should carry Faith and Conviction to thotiearts of all Sick Women "I suffered with inflammation and falling of the womb and other dis agreeable female weaknesses. I had bad spells every two weeks that would last from eight to ten days and would have to go to bed. I also had head ache and backache most of the time and such bearing down pains I could hardly walk across the room at times. I doctored nearly all the time for about two years and seemed to grow worse all the time until last September I was obliged to take my bed, and the doctors thought an operation was the only thing that would help me, but tins 1 refused to have done. ''Then a friend advised me to try the Pinkham medicine, which I did, and after using the first bottle I began to improve. I took in all five bottles of Lydia E. Pinkham Blood Purifier, four boxes of Lydia E. Pinkham's Dry Form Compound, three boxes of Liver Pills and used three packages of Sana tive Wash, and I am as well now as I ever was,, I am more than thankful every day for my cure." Mrs. Frank Carter, 3 Merrill St.. Amesbury, Mass. &50Q& wlil ho " Mm tost I mo- nlal In not genuine. GdtaE. Pinkham Medicine Co. Vigorous, but Futile, Wealthy Patient What is your bill for amputating my leg? Eminent Surgeon Three hundred dollars, sir. Wealthy Patient (filling out a check) That's a worthy effort, doctor, but it will never restore the leg to its normal length Chicago Tribune. Useless Friends. Tom I'm broke and I want some money. Dick Why don't you write to some of your friends? Tom That's the trouble. I've got too many friends. I wish I knew a stranger. A Woman's Mercy Fad. A Boston woman will agitate for a law prohibiting the boiling or roasting of chestnuts, on the ground that it in volves painful death of worms "whose right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness is no less than that of the most highly dowered man." New York Tribune. Providing Himself With Business. "You run your automobile very fast through the streets," said the friend to the doctor. "Yes," replied the man of pillg and bills, "I'm always in a hurry to get there; and, besides, when times are a little dull I can pick up a few cases on the way." Cleveland Plain Dealer. SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. Fountad 1B70 A Home School tor Boy Military and Manual Training Write for Illustrated Catalogue I'll, Making the Punishment Fit Crime. Mrs. Boreum( hopelessly) Mortimer, I cannot make Willie mind. Mr. Boreum (sternly) Willie, do as your mother wishes or I will make you go and sit in a cozy corner." Brook lyn Eagle. David Discounted. Sunday School Teacher Now, Johhny, whom, more than anv bodv else, do you wish to see when you go to heaven? Johnny (eagerly) Goliath. Boston Herald. How He Kept Up. "Well, Billy, how did camping go?" "Oh, all right; I slipped off to the farm houses around now and then and got a square meal on the sly." Food Luxuries for Soldirs. All European armies have certain j extras weekly in the way of food. Sugar is given in England and France, two gallons of beer m Russia, half a I gallon of wine in Italy, three pounds of fish in Spain, and five ounces of butter in Belgium. Never Heard of It. Amazed and Delighted Foreigner (his first view of Niagara Falls) Why ccs zees so far from Buffeelo? Native Great Scott, mister! How could we move it any closer to Buffalo? Foreigner How? Fes eet not a part of zee Pan-American Expozee sheeon? Chicago Tribune. JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon, foot of Morrison Street. Can give von the best bargains ia Bneiries. Plows. Boilers and Engines, Win. -mills and Pumns and General Machinery. See us oetore ouying. isnurv Selling my goods. Big profits. -No ex perience. New plan. Write for circular. Lock Box 60G, Portland, Or. New Year Resolutions Keeiey Cure TAKE IHJi Sideshow Gossip. "The armless wonder is a cute one." "What's he been up to now?" "Sent a specimen of his writing, done with his toes, to a woman who makes a business of reading character from hand writing. But she was cute, too. She wrote backthat he must be left handed." Philadelphia Bulletin. WET WEATHER WISDOM! AK THE ORIGINAL : rrtWE2t i v vo 1 x w xi i rt X ML J Wlr- X -1 1X1 OIL-ED CLOTHING 6LACK OB YELLOW . WILL KEEP YOU DRY NOTHING ELSE, WILL TAKE NO SUBSTITUTE fATAl nfillM FDFP 5H0WIN6 FULL LINE OF GARMENTS AND HAT3. A.J.T0WEB CO.. B03T0N, MA55 so feure relief bom liquor, opium and tobaaa aablta, Bend lor particulars la Keeiey Institute, Vo,tgdTOar The Farmer's First Profit Is made in his selection of seed. Send for Our Complete Annual Cata logue for 1902, FREE! It contains full directions for garden work and many useful tables for the farmer. No one Hulls bettor Seeds than LAMBEUSON'8 SEEDS. LAMBERSON Portland, Oregon The Farmer The Gardener and The Housewife v r rx t t ... , . lira are worth a vreat dral more 1 ' tlllltl in nrrim... 1.1. ..J 1 ' everywhere. wo4 annual trae. D. M. FERRY OO. Detroit, Mloh. exeunt rmT- T ia EFRES" and Acts . Pleasantly and r,Ermv. n 30n Habitual CfisnPATlft With many millions of families Syrup of Figs has become the ideal home laxative. The combination is a simple and wholesome one, and the method of manufacture by the California Fiff Svrun Company ensures that perfect purity and uniformity of product which have commended it to the favorable consideration of the most eminent physicians and to the intelligent appreciation of all who are well informed in reference to medicinal agents Syrup of Figs has truly a laxative effect and acts gently with out in any way disturbing the natural functions and with perfect freedom from any unpleasant after effects. In the process of manufacturing, figs are used, as they are pleasant to the taste, but the medicinally laxative principles of the combination are obtained from plants known to act most bene ficially on the system. e To Jet its beneficial effects buy the crwjirxcTMnvifacturcd by Louioville. Ky. FrAnoioco.Cal. New YorhJIM rOW SALt BV ALL DRU6CISTS RICE ,30t PER B0TTL& v-k . z-
