Lincoln County leader., January 13, 1899, Image 3

cures Kheumatism.
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cures Neuralgia,
cures Lumbago,
cures Sciatica,
cures Sprains,
cures Bruises,
cures Soreness,
cures Stiffness,
cures Backache,
cures Muscular aches.
Patriotism.
"Aw, you know, you may celebrate
Christmas as best you know how,"
aid the supercilious Englishman,
"but you cawn't come up to the old
English plum pudding you know."
"Sir," said the patriotic American,
with asperity, "our home made, or
still more the bakery-made mince pios
can produce as fine a line of nightmare
bs any English plum pudding ever
boiled." Indianapolis Journal.
Rheumatism
Is one of the troubles peculiar to this sea
son, owhig to the overworked condition of
the liver and kidneys, which are unable to
expel the impurities from the blood.
Hood's Saj-saparilla is wonderfully suc
cessful in curing this disease. It neutral
izes the acid in the blood and permanently
ernes the nehcs and pains which other
medicine fails to relieve. Remember
oocPs
Sarsa-
parilla
Is America's Greatest Medicine for rheumatism
Hood's Pills cure sick headache. 25 cents.
Didn't See Cause fur Thankfulness.
Mrs. Jackson (indignantly) Yo' say
yo' haven't got anything to be thank
ful for I Why, jess look at Abe John
son 1 He has joes lost his wife by con
sumption and four children by diph
therial Mr. Jackson But dat don't do me
anygoodl Johnson ain't me! Judge.
If you want the best wind mill, pumps,
tanks, plows, wagons, bells ot all sizes
boilers, engines, or general machinery, see
or write JOHN POOLE, foot of Morrison
street, Portland, Oregon.
Eveiyone y.v?ho gets up an amateur
entertainment says that he will never
get up another. lie has a harder time
than the man who gets up a picnic that
is rained on. Atchison Globe.
Not Heady for Sacrifice.
"The doctor would like to see you in
side," said the maid to the caller in
the reception joora.-
"Not much," said the startled pa
tient. "He can't try an X-iay on me."
Philadelphia Times
When coming to San Francisco go to
Brooklyn Hotel, 2(18-212 Dush street.
American or European plan. Koom and
board $1.00 to $1.60 per day; rooms 50 cents
to $1.00 per day; single meals 25 cents,
Free coach. Clias. Montgomery.
A Yarmouth (England) man was
smoking a pipe when a spark dropped
into the tuck of his trousers and burned
a hole. He made a claim for loss un
der his Hie insurance policy, and the
company paid the damage.
To Cure a Cold in One Day
Take Laxative ISrotno Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund money if it fails to
cure. 25e.
Life insurance companies reject
about three-fourths of the applicants
who have been gymnasts, because it
lias been found that most of them have
Btrained their hearts by excessive ex
ercise. CONSULTING A WOMAN.
Mrs. Pinkham's Advice Inspires
Confidence and Hope.
Examination by a male physician is
a hard trial to a delicately organized
woman.
She puts it off as long as she dare,
and is only driven to it by fear of caD
cer, polypus, or some dreadful ill.
Most frequently such a woman leaves
a physician s office
where she has un
dergone a critical
examination, with
animpression,more
or less, of discour
agement.
This condi
tion of the
minddestroys
the effect of
advice; and
she grows
i worse rather
than better. In consulting Mrs. Pink
ham no hesitation need be felt, the
story is told to a woman and is wholly
confidential. Mrs. Pinkham's address
is Lynn, Mass., she offers sick women
her advice without charge.
Her intimate knowledge of women's
troubles makes her letter of advice a
wellsprlngof hope, and her wide experi
ence and skill point the way to health.
" I Buffered with ovarian trouble for
ceven years, and no doctor knew what
was the matter with me. I had Kpells
Which wouldlast for two days or more.
I thought I would try Lydia E. Pink
ham's Vcgetablo Compound. I have
taken seven bottles of it, and am en
tirely cured." Mks John Fowcman, 20
N. wood berry Ave., ltaltimore, Mo.
The above letter from Mrs. Foreman
la only one of thousands.
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Boat Coiwh Srruo. Tastes Good. Vm
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AWHEEL fN SIBERIA.
Ihe Village Boys Had ver Eefore
r reen a IJicjr--.
During a bicycle Journey through Si
beria one summer I had occasion to
travel several hundred miles along
what is called the Great Siberian High
way. You will see by glancing at the
map that this road connects the Sibe
rian capital. Irkutsk, with European
Russia. The distance Is soine three
thousand miles, and along Its course
have been built nearly all the towns
and villages of old Siberia.
Through these towns and villages I
made my dally runs, and usually with
n clamoring multitude of shouting boys
and yelping dogs as my escort; for' a
bicycle was as yet a novelty In that
part of the world, and In some of the
more remote districts even a thing un
known. I remember, on entering a
certain village just at dusk, when the
streets were quite deserted, I came
suddenly upon two village boys walk
lug in the street. They did not see me
until I flashed abruptly past them.
They threw up their hands In bewilder
ment and shrieked out, "Chort eedlott!"
(The devil's coming!) and lied In terror
to their homes. 1 rode on to the regu
lar post station, ordered a frugal sup
per and prepared to pass the night In
the "travelers' room."
In the meantime, the news of the
"devil's" arrival had spread like wild
fire through the village, and the post
yard was soon swnrmin wth v"'""
boys, pestering the station master to
et tiiem have a peep at the marvelous
'devil's carriage." With the "devil's"
permission, the carriage was finally
taueii out to exhibit to the wondering
owd. hen I had finished my meal
stole out unnoticed to observe tho
group of eager urchins gathered round
the object of their curiosity. One of
tnelr number, more presumptuous than
me rest, nail taken hold of the wheel,
nd was endeavoring to erilicrhten his
young congregation on bicycle phllos.-
opiiy in general, and this wheel in par
ticular. I he hand e bars, lie knpw
ere to catch hold of. and the seat was
to sit on, but he did not exactly know
how It was propelled.
An Inquisitive chan raised the nups-
tiou of balancing how the blevele
could stand up without being held. This
question was Immediately seconded by
tne rest or the assembly, and put the
self-elected teacher on his mettle. He
aserted at once that that feat was easy
enough to perform; but the more he
tried to show them how, the more be
ealized Its difficulty, until finally the
bicycle cot tangled un with his lees.
and both went sprawling on the ground.
This was the signal for a shout of deri
sive laughter from the crowd; but the
little fellow was not to be defeated so
Iguoinlulotisly. He picked himself un.
rubbed his head for a moment and med
itated. Finally a happy thought struck
him. "Oh. I know how it Is!" he ex
claimed, as he picked up the bicycle.
iou see, when It falls over this way
he puts down the prop" (pointing to the
right nedal). "and when It f al s that
way he puts down the other." Then the
seir-appointeu lecturer upon bicycles
looked proudly around for approval.
' u hy. of course." they all murmur
ed, and In a tone of self-reproof that
they had not thought of It before.
And so the little village wiseacre at
once maintained his reputation aud lm
Dressed unon his associates how stuDld
they were not to have solved the prob
lem for themselves. Jst. JNicholas.
Polsonons Garden Plants. ,
Flowers of the Jonquil, white hya
cinth and snowdrop all possess a poi
sonous nature, the narcissus being also
particularly deadly, so much so, Indeed,
that to chew a small scrap of one of
the bulbs may result fatally, while the
Juice of the leaves Is an emetic. The
berries of the yew have killed many
persons, and It Is pretty well known
aowadays that It is not safe to eat many
peach pits or cherry kernels at once.
The lobelias are all dangerous. Lady's
Bllpper poisons In the same manner as
floes poison Ivy. The bulbs seem to be
the most harmful. Lilies of the valley
are also as much so. There Is enough
opium In red popples to do mischief;
(ind the nntumn crocus, If the blossoms
fire chewed, causes vomiting and purg
ing. The leaves and nowers or tne
oleander are deadly, and the bark of
the catalpa tree Is very mischievous;
the water dropwort, when not In flower,
resembles celery, and Is virulent.
A Wnr-Tlmo Hiding PlaO".
J. II. Gore writes an article for St.
Nicholas describing some peculiar
"Hiding Places In War Times." Those
he tells about wore all In one house In
Virginia, near a town which changed
hands, under Are, eighty-two times dur
ing the war. Mr. Gore says: With fall
came the "fattening time" for the hogs.
They were then brought In from the
distant fields, where they had passed
the summer, and put In A pen by the
Bide of the road. And although within
ten feet of the soldiers as they march
ed hv. thev were never seen, for the
pen was completely covered by the
winter's wood-pile, except at the back,
.,oro there was n board fence
through whose cracks the corn was
thrown In. Whenever tne passing aa
.n imnrd told us that an army was
approaching, the hogs were hurriedly
fed, so that the army might go by while
they were taklm? their after-dinner nnp
aud thus not reveal their presence by
nn escaped grunt or squeal. Fortunate
ly, tne house was situated In a narrow
valley, where the opportunities for
bushwhacking were so great that the
soldiers did not tarry long enough to
search unsuspected wood-plies. On one
occasion we thought the hogs were
doomed. A wagon broke down near
the house, and the soldier went to the
wood-pile for a pole to be used in mend
ing the break. Luckily, he found a stick
to bis liking without tearing the pile to
pieces. This suggested that some nice
straight pieces be always left conveni
ently near for such an emergency, In
case It should occur agaiu.
OFFICER WORSTED FOR ONCE.
rol-ceman. Failed to A r re it Two
lJriinkeu Men nnd a ISljr Doc
Ever since he Joined the force Police
man Andy Murray has made a special
ty of the arrest of "drunks," a line of
duty for which bo seems to be peculiar
ly fitted, and In the exercise of which
he takes great delight. It was because
of his reputation for always lauding his
man at the nearest patrol box unassist
ed that he undertook to arrest two In
toxicated Individuals single-handed on
.Monday night, aud thereby came to
grief. Andy was standing at 22d aud
Diamond streets shortly after dark
when he saw an oddly assorted pair
leaning up against the gate of the Odd
Fellows' cemetery, both evidently un
der the Influence of liquor. One was a
man attired In full dress, wearing a
high silk hat, who was holding a big
Newfoundland dog by a chain. The
other was a bicyclist, who was appar
ently too far gone to ride, but who still
held on to his wheel.
Patrolman Murray grabbed each by
the shoulder and started for the patrol
box, but the prisoners wanted to argue.
The trio came to a halt; the dog ran
around them a couple of times, winding
up the chain, and then suddenly, espy
ing a cat, made a wild dash for the oth
er side of the street. The unsteady
prisoners fell over like tenpins, drag
ging their captor with them. In his
fall Murray jammed one foot through
the spokes of the bicycle's front wheel
and, unable to extricate himself, he lay
at the bottom of the heap until a broth
er officer came to bis assistance. He
now acknowledges that he bit off more
than he could "chew." Philadelphia
Record.
Siberian and Russian.
Thomas G. Allen, Jr., writes an arti
cle on "The Boys of Siberia" for St.
Nicholas. Mr. Allen says:
To begin with, the Siberian boy Is not
a Russian. I Insist upon that distinc
tion, because I know he would be sure
to make it if he were here to speak for
himself. "No, sir; I am not a Russian,"
one has often said to me, In polite cor
rection; "I'm a Siberian." And he
speaks In a way that leaves no room to
doubt the sincerity of his pride. The
reader may, perhaps, think this a dis
tinction without a difference; but, from
my personal observation, I should say
that there is Justification of Intermix
ture of native blood with the Siberian-
Russian. Generally speaking, the Si
berian boy, as compared with the boy
of European Russia, la by far the
qulcker-wltted, more energetic, and
more self-respecting. He has many
more of the qualities that In the hour of
his country's need go to make up the
hero or patriotic soldier.
They say It takes a smart man to
make a rascal. Whether this be true or
not, certain It Is that the class of men
who have been sent as exiles to Siberia,
especially the political prisoners, have
generally been taken from the more In
tellectual classes of European Russia.
The descendants of these exiles, on the
other hand, being born and raised In
Siberia, away from the harmful Influ
ences of a crowded population, have In
herited natural Intelligence without the
Incentives to misuse it. Furthermore,
they know nothing about the disgrace
of exile, and regard Siberia only with
genuine pride as the land of their na
tivity. An Innocent Civilian.
The Chinese peasant wears a turban.
loose coat and short and very baggy
trousers, all ot uiue. ine uniuese sol
dier wears the same, with an overall
sleeveless smock, or long waistcoat,
buttoning on the rignt shoulder, edged
down the neck, arms and skirt and
down the front with broad "facings
The breast and back are decorated with
a one-foot bulls-eye with characters
on It. This Is all the character the
Chinese soldier possesses. The bull's
eve would be a very convenient mark
for any enemy If the soldier would give
him a chance or shooting nun, out the
lmll's-eve Is only worn to raise false
hopes, for no sooner does ho arrive
dangerously near the enemy than he
doffs the enrb of war to disappear as
an Innocent civilian. He Is usually
armed with a muzzle-loader or stand
nrd. both cnually harmless weapons
Irf the case of Gen. Liu's escort the
uniform smocks hnd evidently not been
used as nightshirts for more than a few
weeks, the men were armed with Win
chesters and a few Martinis, rusty, dir
ty and out of order, and wore about
their middles a belt of somo sixty
rounds of solid-drawn brass cartridges
It la surprising how many men havo
slouchy, careless business methods.
The writer of this Is one of them; the
reader Is probably anotht
Under Two Flag;.
He was a soldier of fortune and a
ptisoner of war.
"Come," they said, "sign the pa
rolel" But he only shook his head.
"Never!" he said, proudly, "but
I've no objections to signing "the pay
roll." No, he wasn't in the war business
for sanitary reasons. N. Y. Journal.
A Double Crop of Apples.
On a Long Island farm is un apple trea which
bore two crops of fruit the past your, and the
farmeiB are taklnir unusual interest in this
Peculiarity of nature. -Inst as much interest
tins been shown in lloatcttcr's Stmnich Hitters,
which Iihs the peculiarity of curing dyspepsia,
Indigestion, constipation and blood disorders
that other remedies fail to benefit. In chronic
cases it rarely fails, and it cures whenever a
sure is possible.
"I think that the prospect for peace
is very good," remarked one European.
"Yes," answered the other, "unless
the czar and the kaiser get to quarrel
ing ovei who deserves credit for bring
ing it about." Washington Star.
DEAFNESS CANNOT UK CURED
By local applications, ns they cannot reach the
diseased portion oi tho ear. There is only one
way to euro deafness, ami that is by constitu
tional remedies. Deafness is caused by an in
flamed condition of tho mucous lining of the
Eustachian Tube. When tlds tube gets in
flamed you have a rumbling sound or imper
fect hearing, ami when it ia entirely closed
deafness 1b the result, and unless the inflamma
tion can he taken out nnd this lube restored to
its normal condition, hearing willbe destroyed
lorever; tiino cases out n ten aro caused by
catarrh, which is nothing but an inflamed
condition of tho mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
not he cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Beud for
circulars, free.
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Bold by Druggists, 7oc
11 all's Family Fills are the best.
Milan has a curiosity in a dock
which is made entiretly of bread. The
maker is a native of India, and he has
devoted three years of his time to tho
construction of this curiosity. The
clock is of respectable size, and goes
well.
TRY ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE,
A towder to be shaken into the shoes.
At this season your feet feel swollen, ner
vous and uncomfortable. If you havo
Biimrting feet or tight shoes, try Allen's
if oot-j.ase. it rests ana comiorts; makes
walking easy. Cures swollen and sweating
feet, blisters and callous spots, ltelieves
corns and bunions of all pain and is a cer
tain cure for Chilblains, Sweating, damp
or frosted feet. We have over thirty thou
sand testimonials. Try it today. Sold by
all druggists and shoo utorec for 25c. Trial
package FREK. Address, Allen S. Olm
sted, to Boy, N. Y.
The Corn fed Philosopher.
"If old man Metbusaleh had any
property," said the Cornfed Philoso
pher, "what a lot of fun he must have
had after he got to be about 500 or (300
years old and his younger relations be
gan to be kind to him.' Indianapolis
Journal.
The Shortest Way.
The shortest way out of an attack of
neuralgia is to use St. Jacobs Oil,
which affords not only a sure relief,
but a prompt cure. It soothes, subdues
and ends the suffering.
Coins 2,000 years old are in circula
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three in Portland, one in Han Francisco and one in Spokane. With neither of llie-ebiive 1 been
able to eat a meal's victuals or even an applo or ripo peach. On December lit. 18'JH, I hail my
Bixtli set made by l)r. Hirvkor, I. O. O. K. Tomplo, First and Alder, Portland, Or., and within
twenty minutes after (he time they were put into my mouth I wan aloe to vat a common hard
winter applu aud a piece of dried venison, and at this time, December lath, have eaten every
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References: French liros. Honk, The Dalles, Or.; Sherman Co. ll.ink, Wasco, Or.; Wm.
Holder, Sheriff of Sherman Co.; Drs. A. H. Nichols and Hrothor, Portland, Or.
Subscribed and sworn to before me this 13th day of December, WM.
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lSlindfoldlng n Cliunieleon.
When a ohamelon is blindfolded it
loses all power of changing its color,
and its entiro body remains of a uni
fojtn tint. Chicago Inter Ocean.
From Hend to Foot.
For all aches, from head to foot, St.
Jacobs Oil has curative qualities to
reach the pains and aches of tho human
family, and to relieve and euro them
promptly.
Insurance aijent l'ardon me, mad
am, but what is your age? Miss Ami
quate 1 havo seen 23 summers. In
surance agent Yes. of courso; but how
many times did you see them? Chi
cago Daily News.
IIOITT'S SCHOOL FOR MOY9.
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beautiful new home tit Menlo Turk, San
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A new kind of cloth is being made
in Lyons from the down of hens, ducks
and geese. Seven hundred and fifty
grains of feathers mako rather more
than a square yard of light waterproof
oloth.
No household is complete without a bot
tle of the famous Jesse Moore Whiskey. It
is a pure and wholesome stimulant rec
ommended hy all physicians. Don't ne
glect this necessity.
In the old cenietory at Cambridge.
Mass., there is growing a pear tree
which was planted by the Stone family
when they camo over from England 263
years ago.
Miss Mary Kingsloy, the daughter
of Charles Kingsley and the most fam
ous modem woman explorer, is said to
bo contemplating another trip through
Central Atrica.
I believe Piso's Cure is tho only medi
cine that will cure consumption. Anna
M. ltoss, Williamspoit, Pa., Nov. 12, 1895.
Originally the custom of raising the
hat was a sign of submission, imply
ing that the person uncovered placed
himself at the mercy of his foe.
riT Permanently Cured. 15 o fits or nrrvousiies
II I U alter lirst day a use of Dr. Kline's tlreat
Nerve llestcn r. Send for FUfcH tM.OO trial
bottle and treatise. DR. R. li. K DUiii, .Ltd., (MO
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