THE COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHRELtf, OREGON, FRIDAY, MAY 19, 1916. EV ENING EDITION
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The Central Avenue Booster
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CENTRAL AVKNUK,
No. 87.
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,.i.rit l'owors cays ho's iu;ln
i nod io:i''s. been we've got 'bout
s.i coon n' " - '
J .i.. inv lit most ov th' counties
I" vulern Oregon. Charlie a no
idoubt sliiccro in ins views, uiu wnuu
lt comes to Improviii' u Htrcet In
6 . i, nvnntinn (IV 111' tllotl-
trty owners, ho kin sco th' advan
tage oV g0 raa,IB '
Kehct. ,, ,
I Jim Montgomery says mm goon
L,j would open up a flno lot ov
Lcencry fer tourists to look at. Th'
(most rniHlU scenery in in worm
i. tim's eyes 13 a long, oven lino ov
I telephone poles, on lino an' grade.
S Sam 1 1111 says tney inn t pornups
L .inzcn ncoplo In th' country Hint
knows how to build real good roads,
It.iii I know bettor. Tlioy'B dozens
'or 'cm right hero In .Marsh field
Iknowj nil about lt, for rvo heera
cm mluilt It, fnlr un' ciiunro.
Th' great problcniB ov th coun-
try gits solved ono by ono. For
jears Us been tho matter ov git
jtln'a railroad, an' now that wo'vo
got tli' road to rldo on th' ques
Ulon tlinls belli' soled at th polls
in.inv Is wliethor th' walkln out ov
I Coos Uay'a goln' to ho good.
Tho Primaries
Tomorrcr all th' dofealod cun-
I Mates 'II complain bectiz u ropro-
tentatlvo voto wuzn't got out.
Accordln" to Jack Kendall th'
fito ov Oregon Is hanglii' In th'
fUlanco today, nn' toniorror'B sun
may rlso on an' emancipated State,
or ono with fish wheels strung
along nil tli' naturally beautiful
Srlicr Lanka.
Lawrenro Llljcqvlst BnyH that at-
ter ho published th' list ov his
successful prosecutions th' thought
eomo to him that folk.? might have
got th' Idea that all th' meanness
In Coos County wuz cleaned up,
nn' wishes ub to announce that ho
knows whero there's a lot ov It
still seioamln' for attention.
.lack HnrrlKan Bnya If he's select
ed ho'll see that th' people git a
dollar's valuo for ov'ry dollar ex
pended. That ain't runnln' th' af
fairs ov th' County llko a man
would run his own bushies1?. In
business a mnn3 supposed to git
a dollar an' a quarter fer ov'ry
dollar spent. Ain't ho, Jack.
Lots ov pcoplo who wuz too busy
to vote at tli primaries today'll
find time to stand round till mid
night to sco who wuz elected.
Tbo'. Democrats an' Republicans
have got their ballot3 all covered
with th' mimes ov candidates; but
tho Progressives are leavln' th
selection ov officials entirely to
th discretion ov th voters this
year.
John Hutlcr saya Ita th' easiest
thing In th' world to git elcctod to
office, an' ho can't boo what makes
bo many ov th' candidates look so
worried.
SMlLH-A-WlltLlJ
TI1K OKXTRAIj AVEXUK BOOSTER
Published Kvcrjr Friday III the Inter
ests of Coos Ilnj In General iind
Central Avenuo lu particular.
Entered at the I'ostofflco as strictly
First-Class matter; there Is nothing
Second-ClnsB about Central Avenuo.
Subscription Price. Your good will,
and membership In tbo Booster Club
CKXTRAL AVS. SAYIXtJS
At Im1. Cloorgo Anlcker has
solved the problem of cheap living.
Ho has printed tho following direc
tions on his menu cards: "Tako homo
a brick for Sunday dinner."
smilk-a-wiiili:
thus More Needed. Ike Chandler
MUSIC AND DAXCIXO
NOT LOOKIXd i;p
"I Kortu feel llko Dr. Toyo looks,"
remarked .Mm Kellond tho other
day.
"Mow'h that?" asked Frcn
McCloes.
"Down lu tho mouth," aii3vercd
Jim.
-vSMII.KjA.WIIII.I'-
T1IIC sporting editor who Is not
supposed to hold to the high
brow ethics of the editor has
been somewhat interested In tho
remarks of the Waterfront Philos
opher nnent dnnclug.muslc, and
llriuo Kvans. Along this line I
recently happened on tho following
lu an eastern paper:
Oswald took mo to a dancing
party last evening, and when ho
was doing the strong arm In tho
second fox trot, ho said, "Felicia,
you remind mo of a. weather re
pot I.' I said, "Why, Oswald, how
do you mean?" And ho Biild, "Fair
and warmer."
Ry the way tho modern dance
undoubtedly penults situations that
would not bo tolerated anywliorc
clso In tho world, except on the
floor with music. Tho physical
part of dancing Is a natural result
of good music, hut It Is difficult
to reconcile tho positions assumed
with good ethics.
Music plays a wonderful part in
tho lives of people, appealing to tin
harmonious, speaking for concord,
tho enemy of dlsco'rd.
HMILK-A-WHILtt
CF.XTRALAVKXl'I'SAVIXtiS
Kvon Frank I). Cohnn would rather
bo right Hum vlco president.
When you were a boy you often
heard tho song that started, "I went
to the river and 1 couldn't get
across." Well, Wilson Kaufman is tho
flrot man who sang that song on Coo
Day.
H. Handel has gono and put ills'
overcoat In soak, but not to make a'
contribution to tho road bonds fund.
()() TIIIXOK MICA It HKPKATIXt.'
Thore aro letters of assent
A ifd letters of tono
Hut tho best of all letters
Is to let her alono.
Fltl'l) KKLLKY
c,, REHFELD'S
.Stationery
Minis For the Best Vb!tnrvH
Paper " ,,,,,,
KODAK FINISHING "sl c""ls
l'liliirglng
-""-" Mjrllo Wood
Copjlng Itilnj; lu your films today and
lorolvo rinlNlii'il print at .1 p. in. Novelties
Funning ttiniiiiiow.
t!l Hour Service
proclaims that ho has added a live
stock Insurance company to his line.
If lko can only got hold of a company
that will lnsuro prosperity, his list
will bo complete
SM I LIC-A-'.VH I I.K
A Mean Advantage. 1100 bottles
of beer catno In on tho Kllburn.
Considering that both the grand Jury
and tho trial court arc lu session,
nnd that the primaries aro at hand,
somebody is taking u mean ndvantngo
of the prosecuting attorney.
i smim:-a-wiii i,k
Away From Temptation. Itnynl
Nllcs landed a six pound trout up! elected president of tho United States
Coos River last Sunday. As soon ad
Henry IltiRglna heard of lt, ho Im
mediately Jumped nn onto for tho
County Seat, being unwilling to trust
himself another minute within the
luro of tho river.
SMILK-A-WHILH
bo hung Just above tholr mouths.
While soino peoplo may think they
nic useful, Wnltor llutlor never could
understand why appendixes wore In
vented. John Sullivan thinks that box hav
ing stripes that run around aro much
more healthful than thoso with the
stripes running up and down.
Dorsoy Krcltzer Bays ho has never
been mistaken for John D. Rockefel
ler. Dr. Dlx tells his young men friends
not to put too much faith In tho
ndago "Thero Is as good fish In the
sea that havo nqver heon cnught.'VIIe
advises tho young chap to catch hor
whon ho can got her. '
Florist Kdwlu Scott declares that
If you do not boll your coffeo too
long you can plant tho grounds unrt
havo a nlco grovo of coffeo trees
In tho back yard.
George Anlckor wants to Hvo long
otiongh to bco a man named Smith'
ItceoiiiliiK Popular. Tho races last
Sunday took bo well with the drivers
that they havo been pulling off a
number of llttlo racing events, against
time, on Ccntrnl Avenuo this week,
lack Carter's now cap Is very ornn-
I
John Ferguson Is sufferlnir from
a badly bruised trigger finger caused!
by dropping a $20 gold pieco on it
tho other aay.
Frank Harlocker, well known lu fi
nancial circles rofusoB to belle vo
that a cat has iiluo lives. Hut ho
docs maintain that cat Is not tho
only nnlninl that likes llttlo chickens.
Dr. Welty says ho has novcr been
Candy of Quality Candy of Purity
Candy of Excellence
We do not think any candy could bo better than tho famous
brands no carry.
Our unique select Ion Is easily stamped the do luo of candy.
We .soli u full lino of caudles In all size Iiocs.
ANICKER'S
Formerly Stafford's Central Avenue
Tomorrow's Boat
JUL? &
fill brincj us a bin shipment of everything that is
good in
Fres
Vegetables
anything and everything that grows in California and
Oretjon gardens may be Tound at this store tomorrow.
We also have a nice new line of Heinz Pickles and
Chow-Chow that will please you.
Wc also have just received a fresh shipment of
True Blue Mixed Cookies
1 The best that are made, 25 and 30 cents per pound.
We can save you money on your groceries.
Sanitary Food Store
SERVICE FIRST
(Formerly Xusburg's Croccry.)
t'HOXIJ iM't SKCOXD AND CKXTHAL
t AT THE HOTELS 1
Chandler Hotel
Airs. W. (1. Klllolt,' South Coos Klv
er: A. M. Oakcs, Portland; I. W.
Lucas, Portland; 1 K. Thatcher
Portland; O A. Slak'ko, Portland;
II. h. Conner, San Kranclneo; H. J.
SlfDIarmld, llandon; O. Taylor Jones,
Portland; E. Schrocder, San Krnn
cIbco; Mr. nnd Mrs. W. It. Chamber
lain, Oakland; Mr. nnd Mrs. W. E
Creel, Piedmont; Mlas Creel, Tied
mont; E. J. Hlnchoy, Portland; W'. (5
Egleaton, Oakland; S. h, WllllnmB,
Myrtle Point; h. h. Kosa, Myrtle
Point.
St. Uinrpiiru Hotel
.T. M. Kondnll, Portland; A. Arm
strong1, Hosoburg; Mr. nnd Mrs. C. E.
Emerson, Lincoln, Nob,; E. J. Hob
ertB, Portland; Robert Uowron, Hon
n'vlllo; Itobort Harris, Wondllng;
J C. Hnrloy, llandon; John Anderson
South Inlet; Ceorgo Stultz, Smith
Inlot; C. C. Ynrbrough, Heaver Hill:
C. It. Smith, Hock Crook.
UImiico Hotel
M. W. Eddy. North Ilond; C. Mil
ler, Itvnvor Hill; .1. n. Small, Ilnndon;
Hon Mnrseo, IUuo Illdgo; V. D. Hum
ett, IUuo Itldgo; Edwls Elllngor, Co
(ulllo; Ed Ernzlor, Powers; j. A.
Porroso, Myrtlo Point; W. Wnrnor.
Mllwnukno; Dallas Androws, Isthmus
Inlot; S. Andorson, l'owors; P. G.
Olson, North Inlot.
I.lnjil Hotel
I). Harry, Wurokn; W. Craves, Eu
reka; .1. n. Stonorson, Wallace; A. T
Thompson, Portland; MIbb I.llloy Hob
crts. Portland; C. O. Ilostron, San
EranclBco; .Inmoa Collier, North
Henil; M. Dervln, San Erancisco; C
W. Carston, Portland.
Oreons Greatest Fishing Resort
Ten Mile Lake
VOU can find all the modern conven-
iences and comforts at the TEN
MILE HOTEL
&& SMITH Mgr.
Lakeside, Oregon
Books
. Wo have Just completed
iHTaugetiientN iith tlm
MllllisflCI'N to whip us till
tho latest and lct hooks
nt Mton ns they aro pub-
llxlllMl.
Xot tho lai-gext hut tho
host stock of books on Coos
Hay.
MARSHFIELD
NEWS CO.
C8 CENTRAL AVE.
(Formerly Frleen'h)
Wo deliver any iinixuxliio
or pethxlical on date of
IsSIIO .. ss ss ss
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) l)It. W. A. TOYE,
i DENTIST
1 Hours 9 to 12; 1 to 6.
j Room 201, Irvliij? Hldg.
, Central Avenua. Slnrsliflelil
montnl but wo can't notice thnt the called on io put a filling lu a hen's
pcod laws are being enforced any tooth.
better. J
r-SMILI.-WIIILK i Some men nro working themselves
Welcome to Central Avenue. liar- to death hut Havo Stafford b.ivb ho
ry Towor, tho Jowcler, has decided Is glad that ho does not belong to
'hat Central Avenuo Is tho location, that class.
Wo could havo told him long ngo.
Harry says after ho gets moved ho
wants all thoso who bbw tho towor
of Jewels nt tho fair to tako a slant
it tho Jowcls of Towor on Central
Avonuc. nnd thoy'll ho surprised.
SMI LK- A-Wll I M J
Remington Typewriters
and Supplies
Kervlco that hutlsflc. Aliviiyt on tho Job to ninko good nnd
Jobs that make good and iiiachlues that more than make good
'I hat'.s ilaiohs and .laculi.s that's me. Ix.t mo show you.
L. W. JACOBS '
7il Central Aeiiuo. lliouo 1S.1U.J.
Hoiitliiiestein Oregon ItcpicNcntatlvo for Tho DlcWiphono
Will Ho CJood Xoiv. fleorgo Ayro
says It was a good thing that Am
baflsatlor von Homstorff lias conveyed
tho Kaiser's Instruction to Germans
roBldliiff In Amcilra to obey Amort--an
laws. Wo couldn't do anything
with thoso citizens before, but now
ill wo hnvo to do Is to- say "If you
ion't bo good, 111 toll your fnihor
on you."
S.MILE-A-WIIII.i:
Good Precept Applied. Arthur
Pock and John Kendall In tholr do
bato Saturday night, showed a firm
belief In tho principle that If you
havo any flowqrfl to glvo pooplo you
should not wait until thoy nro dead,
but offer your trlbuto whllo thoy
Mvo. If thoro wcro to bo any mora of
these dobates, howover, wo would nug.
30Bt Hint thoro's no uso being a blar
ney.
S.M I LI :-.. WI 1 1 LE
A groat Idea camo Into tho hend
of Dr. Toyo tho other day. Ho thought
that If a person Buffering with tho
tooth ncho was soated on tho deck
of a Bteamor when tho craft was
blown up by a torpedo, tho sufferor
would quickly forgot nil about having
a tooth ache.
Not thnt ho cures n great deal, but
Fred Smith, of tho Hub. linn heon
wondering which Is tho mora dnngor
ous to swallow n pin or n needto.
Oono Crostliwnlt declares that tho
older a mnn gets tho mora lovoly
ho becomes. 'Oeno ought to know.
That promising young nnglor, Jay
Towor, nnnonnces thnt you can kill
a trout with klndnoss quicker than
any other way.
Frank Lalso Is still nn old hatch.
(loorgo Ooodrum, who ought to
know, says that from tho way somo
; pcoplo talk a "Freo Air" sign should
RANCHERS ATTENTION
LISK'S SANITAItV DAIRY PAIUS Soldrtwl Inxldo and out
hide. Chin un nnd Separators -everything yuu need fnmi n tin
cup to a pitch fork. And eierylblng at rcasouablo prices and n
guarantee goes with everything; a sell.
Marshtield Hardware Co.
Hroadway mid Central Avenue. Phono 81
DEW DROP INN at Sarter's
AXI THY A IlLACK KVIJI) Hl'SAX SPECIAL
1'OH ICE CREAM OF QUALITY ALL THE TIME TRY H.YRTEHrt
SARTER'S DEW DROP INN
Central Avenue Don't Forget' the Light Lunches
COM IXO
9
TO ARAOt)
Cheer Up!
ARAOO, Oro., May 10. Mrs. J. R.
Scott, wlfo or Professor Scott, Is ox
ported to arrive In a fow dayj from
Now York whore alio Iihh been do- Though tilings illi
talned conducting chorus work. She,
will assist tho professor in his work, ou
ii Aingo. inn people or tlio locality .Today my sou do not
iL-fcuru wmi muy aro loriiinnio in
Focurlng tholr services among thorn
and hopo mora will nvall thomsolvoji
of this raro opjiortunlty to Improvo
tholr voices.
You Want Good Insurance
Prompt adjustments of
Thfat's tho kind I write,
all losses.
Fire, Life, Accident and Casualty.
I Into Jiixt added to my lino one of tho leading livo-stock
Hiirauro companies In tho. United Htntes,
Ih.
E. I; Chandler
Coko llulldlng
Mnrsltfleld
not go right ultli
i
BUI
ESS IS
l''lgiues Show Amount of Lumber
sent lo Han I'liuiclsco Ituy
- for Hair of .'Month
For tho laBt half month tho liim
Dor shlpmonts from Coos Hay to
San Francisco Hay havo beon far
greater than from any othor port
on tho Pacific 'coast. Tbo flguros
for tho hair month aro as follows.
l-'h- and Hpruco
Aboideeu 1,200,000
Astoria 2,UG0,000
llandon .'Ill, 000
Coos Hay , 1 0(1,000
Kvorett fi 1 0,000
Oraya Harbor 2,200,000
Port Angeles 7A0.000
Port Oamblo 87,000
Port Ludlow DfiO.OOO
Siuslaw 160,000
Tacoma l.DfiO.OOO
Union Lauding 2C0.000
WHIapa l,07ri,000
Redwood
Eureka 1,125,000
Albion 1,399,000
Caspar 2l.00
Fort Hragg 1.C5C.000
fireenwood 429,000
Mendocino 412,000
Crescent City .'100,000
Total d,5tr.,000
feel Iiluo.
Cheer up, and uheii you hit tho hay
Tonight, Just hiuilo and Miy
"Toiuoriow In auothor day,"
Ami I can get an I'l Roltaii to light
my nay."
THE REST CIOAHH
THE REST RILLIARDS
THE IlKST IIAKIMIALL
nt
... 1 1!!!....
Smokehouse
"That'h tho Place"
FRECKLES
Xowl Ih tho Tlmo to (Jet Rid of These
Ugly Spots
Tliera's no longer tho slightest
need of fooling ashamed of your
freckles, as tho prescription othlno
doublo strength Is guaranteed to
remove thesa homely spotB.
Simply get an ounco of othlne
double strength rrom any drug
gist and apply a llttlo or It night and
morning and you should Boon bco
that even tho worst freckles havo ba
gun to dlsappoar, whllo tho lighter
ones are vanished entirely. It Is sel
dom thnt more than an ouuro Is need
od to completely clear tht kln and
gain a beautirul clear romploxlon.
Ho sure to ask lor tho doublo
utrength othlno as this Is sold under
fiiiarantoo or moiu'y hnck K It full
li remnvo frockle.
Teach Your Children to
Save Money
It's the First Step in the
f art of getting ahead. See
that they have a Savings
account IN THIS BANK
First National Bank i;
HOME OF THE SAVER
Marshficld, Oregori
BIC PRi;PARi:i to hhmv PROHPHIUTV A JOVOU8 RKCKITIOX
and COXTIXI'Ol'H WIJI.CO.MH. You can't entertain uroiper.
Uy, anybody, or enjoy life properly yourself unless you havo musio
In tho homo.
SEE US AT"0NCE.
Thomas Music Company
Consolidation of Wiley II. Allen and V. R. Haines Music Stocks
Oil Ceil trnl Avenuo.
PLAN TO TAKE
Suneday Dinner
AT THE
Chaedler Hotel
The Hub of
a noon mkw Central Avmue
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