THE COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 3, 1916--EVENING EDITION.
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(Continued from Pago Ono.)
'' now ru staftcd on Coos Hay, an
era' of b'fe tilings."
In tlio last 12 months $2000 lias
been Hpent on literature advertis
ing tlio soctlon; C8.0Q0 ' onvolopos
with Coos Hay nds havo,been sent
out; tlio coast road lias been boost
ed; hundreds or lettcra hn,vo boon
written In tlio Interests of wood
block paving; a radio station se
cured; tlio rlvurs and hnrbors coin
mlttco has been Interested In tlio
local needs and, most of all, tlio
Chamber of. Commurco has been re
organized for tlio purpoSo of brlng
Imk out Its greatest efficiency.
And In closing ho said: "On be
half of tlio Chamber I want to
thank the women who havo served
this banquet, tlio Eagles who do
nated tlio hall and In addition,
the Eastern Star for tlio tarpaulin
for tlio floor and to tlio committee
who liuvu worked and made this
nuppur a success."
Twelve malo voIccb tlio "Manilla"
undor tlio leadership of Hen Ostllnd,
wuro ropcatodly encored. The
chorus snugs tlio Bongs of the Scan
dinavians, ending with America
when ovory man In tlio entlro hall
roso to Ills foot and tlio sound re
verberated through tho big room as
they entered tho chorus.
Xo Acoustics
Mr. Gobs also thanked tho Eaglos
for tho ubu of tho hall. Ho said In
lirrnnglng for tho event ho asked
Davo Kcos how about the acoustic
powers. Davo said: "Oh, wo only
furnish tho heat and light."
Mr. (Iohh with a quick wit kopt up
tho fun with Homo clever Jokcn, quite
often ut tho oxpoiiBO of those In at
tendant. Ho thankod Mr. Hallon
tyno for his Scotch songs. Ho said
Mr. Halloutyno lived nt Heaver Hill
mid that the Southern Pacific should
also ho thankod for making arrange
ments to got lilin hero. A special
car was provided, ho said, so that
tho singer would not catch cold
making tho trip. (.Mr. llalluntynu
having to pump a hand car to make
tho trip.)
WIioh a noto was read from M. C.
Mulonoy In which tho latter express
cid regrot that ho could not bo pres
ent because ho was looking after a
now booster at his house who
weighed 10 1-2 pounds, Mr. Goes
said that If everybody did an well
ar Mr. Malonoy It would not bo nec
essary to advortlBo for people to pop
ululo Coos Day.
Cliiirlos Hall Speaks.
Charles Hull declared In his "Let
Us Talk It Over" that ho was Jump
ing Into tho IiooIb of tho editor of
Tho Times, who ovon then was at
homo coaching Coos Hay's newest
booster that ho might know Ills
duties of futiuo years.
"Seattle Imports 90 por cent of
tho goods for tho Northwost through
her Port. Portland distributes but
ten pur cent, Coos Hay has a
harbor; there Is not a reason. In tho
world that alio should not havo her
nhiiro of this trado.
"Tho stugo Is sot; tho coming of
tho railroad will draw the curtains
uiul wo will ho known to tho out-
slilo world. Tho title of tho Hermit
Kingdom la for us no more.
"There is a program that wo must
follow. Wo miiBt havo a deeper
bar and harbor, more good roads
that will bring us more business,
fortifications for Coos Head and
more industries.
"Thlrty.flvo years ago Seattlo was
a llttlo seaport. Thuro Is not a
reason why in flvo or six years
Coos Hay should not havo a popula
tion of 2G.000 people. Wo havo the
sending our products over tho
world, nnd havo tho best harbor be
tween Puget Sound and San Fran
cisco. Second', tho minora,! re
sources 'of this country uro unde
veloped. Four hundred square mllcg
of coal uro within tho boundaries
of Coos; tho railroad will tako our
supply to tho Willamette Vnlloy, all
over Oregon. Wo havo tho only
coal mines df (he state. South of
hero Is the only mountain of Iron.
Tho combination of coal and lrop
is to bring us smcltors.
"Oregon has one-fifth tho stand
ing timber of tho United States.
Five per cent of all tlio timber in
tho United Stales ig tributary to
Coos Hay.
"Coos is going to be a greater
dairying country than Is Humboldt
County to the south of us.
"Hut best of nil, wo havo tho
men with stuff In thorn. Wo can
merco over held, broko up and be
came a chapter of good, Hvo his
tory. 1iIk(. of Itaiiquotcis.
Among thoBO presont wore, tho loU
lowing:
J. A. Smith, Frank W. Smith E.
W. Steele, S. J. Lelnnd, V M. Ilar
agar, It. N. Wobstcr, Uert Dyor, H.
E. Kolty,,W. C. Il'nman. Dr. G. W.
Leslie, D. A. Jouop, Geo. K. Ander
son, E. G. Stack, A. .1. M. Robert
son, A". H. Dlndlngcr, II. L. Pratt,
vice. Watklns, Chnrles E Mo'ton,
J. S. Dade, F. W. Uertrnm, E. Han
ciul, Carl L. Albrecht, HarrfV Wal
ter, G. A. Honebrnko, Mllo D. Sum
ner, L. J. Schmltz, F. A. Haines, F.
E. Raymond, L. F. Donning, .1. D.
Franz, Wayno Painter, W. E, Houg
Jand J. A. Smith, T. S. Harvey, W.
N. Ekblad, A. A. Nichols, Fcstus
C. Walters, E. Lothard McClurc, J.
W. Hlldenbrand, J. 11. Sneddon, W.
THE
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'Indiscriminate and Unabated"
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mako this tho fourth largest com- L. Clabaugh, C. K. Dlndlngcr, H.
munity In tho Pacific Coast, if wo
boost to mako it so."
"I camo through that unmarred,
but not unmoved," doclared tho
HoostmaBtcr. He introduced tho
Coos Quartotet, composed of J. W.
Flanagan, Charles Stauff, Vlnco
Pratt and Jay Tower nnd ropcatodly
woro they encored.
Gives Homo Figures
C. II. Marsh, of tho Southorn Pa
cific, throw a shock Into tho gath
ering when ho hurled this bolt.
"Look out for llcodsport on tho
Umpqun. Look out for a rival. Trib
utary to that port aro tho resources
of thousands of ncroa of timber.
Tlioy havo a deep harbor. Watch
them.
Statistics of unusual interest re
garding construction on tho Willam-etto-Paclflc
woro presented by Mr.
Marsh. These figures aro given In
another article.
"Tho Wlllumotte-Paclfic bus spent
close to $11,000,000 to como In
hero. It's going to bo years beforo
thoy oven mako operating expenses.
It's up to you peoplo (o help them
and they will help you."
HuggentH Now Nnino
Ho suggested that tho nanio of
Lakeside ho changed to "Simpson"
w L. J. Simpson owns most of tho
country and town. Ho also surpris
ed soiiio of the local sportsmen by tho
declaration that Chlttlm Lake, near
Ten Mile, would soon bo famous nn-tlou-wldo
as tho place for tho best
black bass fishing In tho United
States.
Ah to a realization of great things
from tho railroad and harbor, Mr.
Marsh said It was up to tho peoplo of
Coos Hay to offer Inducements for
ships to bring and tako cargoes from
here, to dovolop tho freight busInosR,
etc.
Mr. Marsh said that when tho
Coos Huy lino was started, thoro
woro flvo points undor consideration
(or beginning, two north of Eugene,
and two south of Eugene, and Eugono
Itsolf. Although over a million dol
lars had been expended on tho old
.1. Mohr, E. F. LoMleux, F. L. Sum
ner, Wm. Stnuff, Edwin G. Scott,
L. F. Heuporman, O. W. Trlbboy,
J. It. Hlllstrom, James H. Mills. S.
C. Small, A. O. Itogers, Eugcno
Crosthwalt, J. S. Stubblefiold, H.
J. McDovItt, Wm. G. Chandler, W.
.1. Conrad, W. II. Kennedy, E. Irv
ing Chandler, II. G. Hutlor, C. II.
Harrow, Alva Doll, Wm. Irish, L.
E. Hondrlx, W. K. Atchison, II. T.
Lewis, M. A. Mouson, Geo. Getting,
Frederick W. Smith, .1. O. Eggleston,
Hurry S. Uurpoo, F. E. Allen, Harry
G, Hoy, C. J. Hoy, Chas. Urtischke,
I. N. Miller, Roy E. Walte, E. W.
St.Plorro, Jr., W. 11. Curtis, Jr., C.
J. Duamlg, L. G. Cushlng, W. A.
Ackorman, David NoIboii, Owen D.
Hurnotte, C. A. Schlbrede, Henrlk
OJordrum, IlenJ. Ostllnd, A. T. Lag
orstrom, Louis L. Gorr, J. W. Mc
Inturff, R. Von Shlpinau, Lewis E.
Gruvor, F.E.Conway, C. W. Wolcott,
F. It. Hlckoy, W. M. Drown, Geo.
A. Stephenson, J. E. Hedges, W.
W. Langworthy, J. n. Lyons, E. C.
Drews, E. W. Gales, II. O'Mara, Will
Sneddon, Aug. Frlzeon, D. J. Reea,
F. It. Kirk, E. II. Gehrke, Ernest
Harrington, Eflward H. Joehnk, Ed
II. Mendo, C. C. Going, Carl W.
Evortson, II. S. Tower, Jns. Hon
nott, Edgar McDanlel, Chas. St.
Dennis, Jus. McCutcheu, Allan Todd,
Duncan Ferguson, Jr. Hnlph L.
Kruse, A. Y. Meyers, John Fergu
son, F. J. Harlocker, Jay C. Doylo,
Fraulc Todd, Kmll G. Gnbrlnlsun,
Malr A. Dano, W. E. Hutlor, Hugo
E. Qulst, L. D. Gordon, C. E. Ash,
Chas. P. Mason, J. T. Ilraud, A. 11.
Gldley, C. S. Hoffman, It. E. Lar
away, Kobort C. Dlllard, F. E.
Hague, Guy Wamor, S. J. Immcl,
Herbert Lockhart, C. W. Viors,
It. V. Swantpn, Juo. E. Iloas, E.
G. 0ipormanu, J. Albort Mntsou, J.
W. Flanagan, Chas. Stauff, V. O.
Pratt, Jay 11. Tower, W. E. Dun
Kan, Earl L. Powell, Arthur Mc
Keown, C. H. Hroughton, J. E.
Cooloy, V. F. Ebbecka, Clay E. El
liott, Alva Stanley, Ed. Moollcr, L.
Campnlgn HI; Uoost 1.
MAItSIIKIELD, OREGON, VKMtl'AUV 1!, JIH(I.
Prlco 10c; More If yoTI
CITY WILL APPEAL
NEW GRIMES' BUILDING
North Itcuil Necks .JuMleo In Novel
Way
(Special)
NORTH I1END, Fob. 2. Tho ci
ty council has decldJd in view of
tho growing sediment against tho
C003 Hay Water company, that
some decisive action must bo tak
en. Thoy will tako appeal on tho
recent decision of tho Stato Public
Service Commission to Joseph Wa
ter Dennett, president of tho util
ity. They know Just what to ox
pect from Mr. Uonnett who has
never ovon pretended to bo their
friend. Ho can be trusted to run '
truo to form ut all times while tho j
gcuornl feeling Is that u decision '
favoring tho public can only bo '
secured from tho Commisslonors
during tho open season for spear
ing votes for ro-olcctiou.
BRITISH ARE FIRM
1
MACGENN ASSUMED TIIHV WILL
STICK TO HITTEU EXI)
Drain project, Eiigono got busy nnd A- Whoreat, II. II. Foskott, G. L.
ce a result the railroad was built i1'"11' ' Sm,th' J' T Sullivan, A. S.
(Uy Dislocated Press)
SAN 'FRANCISCO, Fob. 2.
Capt. Thos. Jeff. Macgenn today
announces tho receipt of a cable
gram from Lord Kitchener In ap
preciation of his recent pootlc trib
ute to Tommy Atkins Tho emi
nent general cabled In part: "Lot
mo asHiiro you, Captain, that your
poom has put 11 now heart into
our army. Thoy now assert that
thoy will not glvo up until the last
Frenchman has perished. If you
could write 11 poem which would
put now arms nnd legs onto part
of our army wo mtgnt do more
than at present contemplated."
Capt. Macgenn has no artificial
limb poetry on hand but ho is pro
paring to transpose somo lines
written celebrating tho rojuvonn-
tlon of tho llreakwater which will
bo forwarded to Lord Kitchener In
duo course
Tho accompanying Illustration
shows tho New Giimos Hulldlug
which has been much talked of
nnd which It Is confidently belloved
will bo completed ero tho snow
field Chamber of Commorco that
whllo things nro vory much up In
tho air with us wo wilt not host
tato to so far commit oursolvos nn
to say that tho Eurokn. oxtoiiBlon
MARRIAGE LICENSES
'(Special to Animator)
COQUILLE, Fob. 2. Tho
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from there. Ho said Coos Hay
should show the same spirit and help
the railroad.
Eugene Speaker
S. Dike Hooper, secretary of tho
Eugeno Chamber of Conuuorco, do
(dared that ho -camo "from Eugene,
your next door neighbor along tho
railroad. What means prosperity
to you, means prosperity to us.
We're with you all tho way."
The speaker looked over tho hall,
"Next to my wedding, this I the
bcBt time I ever had In my llfo.
"Eugeno figured tho only thing
needed to make hor .1 city of 50,
000 was wator transportation. J.
W. Houuott sohod the problem for
us. Ho sitld: 'Lay a plpo lino out
to tho Pacific Oconn. If you suck
Kohler, A. II. Lewis, D. L. Rood,
A. 11. Loud, Otis Wilson, J. Q.
Jnrvls, R. McGeorgo, M. A. Sweet
man, W. U. Douglas, R. H. Coroy,
Otto Edlund, I). L. Hucklughnm,
Ira S. Smith, Hugh McLaln, James
E. Montgomery, Frank Rogers, C. R.
Peck, Jess Smith, E. Goo. Smith,
John D. Gobs, A. H. Powers, C. F.
McKnlght, C. II. Walter, J. W. Da
vis, Chas. Hull, F. G. Hortou, Geo.
II. Rotuor, Geo. Frazer, Jr., Eugeno,
S. I), Hooper, Eugene, C. II. Marsh,
W. F. Miller, A. S. Hammond, John
S. Coke, L. A. Liljoqvlst, F. C. Get
ty, O. G. llockott, Jas. 11. Flan
agan, Joe Williams, A, E, Guyton,
Oliver Uirson, A. E. Neff, John
F. Hall, J. T. llarrlgan, J. C. Ken
dall, Hen Fisher, W. A. Reld, Dan
opportunities; it's up to uh to do-
viiion ilium, moii, aro you willing merco for better efficiency. "Wo
to work?" I nro going to havo things to sell:
' Hobble Hallautyno, In kiltl03 of! wo wUl want to sltlp thoin. At tho
tho Scotch, kept tho good natured
orowd In a roar of laughter with
1b clever Highland songs and
duii'eqs. Dp was accompanied, on
tho Piano by P. W. Hackwood, of
Powers,
O. It. lVck Speaks
Hoostmastor Gobs deolarod that
as hard as you blow, you'll havo!1'3' Mulonoy, Tom T. Hennott. Ray
tho wholo acoan Insldo the city ltntttB 1 Olllvniit. Earl D. Dornn, Harry Nas
of Eugeno!'" And there was a I unrg, R. F. Williams. Otto Schettor,
hearty laugh. 1 Harry Gordon, Claudo Xashurg, Carl
Mr. Hooper reviewed tho reorgan- Davis, C. W. Cumbers, F. I). Fleteh
Izatlon of tholr Chambor of Com- ur-
Tciuponitiiio ltiH-01-tl
For 21 hours eudlug midnight,
Feb. 2. by IlenJ, Hostoud, Bpeclal
lowing marrlago licenses will soon
bo issued:
Al Mendel, 3S; Ida D. Willing,
G8.
Hen Fisher, 24; Lottn Coyn, 10.
Joo Williams, 22; Ida Ruthor,
32.
W. A. Ackorman, 20; Merclo Tol
lor, 21.
Wnltor Hutlor, 30; Kanyn neat-
it, 30.
HI Gill, 2C; Vorn Swift, 23.
Harry Gordon, 20; Pussio
Footo, IS.
Fred Kolly, 32; Wllla Ketchum,
IG.
mil Goodrum, 24; Dottlo Sem
plo, 1C.
Speed Woods, 2C; Iva Lotto, 24,
Preforrod S. Woodruff, 23; Vol
erla Paukstls, 34.
Tom T. Honnett, 34; Colla 0 wi
dow, 30.
riles' again. Dcsplto tho fact that of tho Wlllamotto Pacific will com
thls Is tho 1187th story built on moucq nt tho muno tlmo-tho Grimos
tho Grimes HulIdlnK, wo nro ns-i Hiiildlug Is started. This news
surod by tho Colonel, who is wad- ' should mean much to your city
lug up to his hips In tho flood wa
ters of Southern California that
tho hulldlug will bo ouJy 10 stories
high ?.s shown in our picture.
and ospeclally to your real ostato
inon. The railroad will havo to
havo n division point between Eu-
! gone nnd Eureka and thoy might
Anothor pleco of vory good nows as well say it will bo on Coos Hay,
for Coos Hay which hinges on this j Ah long ns nobody knows Just
announcement Is contained In a ' whoro It will bo tho lots will bo
DARING PASTOR
IIjiiiiIoii .Minister (iocs South With
Congregation
sumo timo wo will have things to1 government guessaboutltlst
Import. Let's got together; It means, Minimum When entered "The An-
prosperlty for us both." nnd tho liuator."
spuuker was loudly applauded.
Tlio Local .Membership
"In two wooks 170 members with
a total monthly subscription of
$190 havo been added to tho Chum-
I4. J. himpson was to havo boon a nor of Commorco," was the good
spoakor, but, accompanied by Hank news brought by Frank G. Hortou,
Dlors and a bunch of statistics, had I speaking on "Memberships." "And
started out to find somo local color,! tho larger companies havo not yet
.Maximum, When they found its
propetrator. ' ,
Precipitation Something awful.
Excoss noticeable In vicinity of
speakers' table.
Precipitation since Sept. 1, 10 IB,
about what you'd think.
(Hy Unsighted Press)
HANDOX, Fob. 2. Rev. Seo Main
Night, of tho Mothodlst-Eplseopal
church, last Sunday recoivod somo
blows on tho way to church whlh
greatly Interfered with his carrying
cut his first name. Ho has slnco talc
on part of his congregation and gono
to tho M. E. Church South.
wlro rocolved by this papor from
Presldont Sproulo of tho Southern
Pacific:
"You may ctato to tho Marsh-
t PERSONAL MENTION
FRANK niRCH was arrested last
week for putting spectacles on n
pug nosed girl.
RE.DER HUGGE says tho plots of
Hob Marsdou's plays are sotting
thlckor ovory night.
W. U. DOUGLAS has been urging a
public markot so that ho can prac
tlco economy ns well ns law.
LIONEL GORDON'S faco was ho
soro last weok with nn ulcerated
tooth that ho could hardly step
' on It.
CITY ENGINEER GIDLEY says that
thoro has been no call for houso
numbers slnco the first of tho
yoar.
J. W. M'lNTURFF was lately called
on to help a woman get rid of a
husband s.ho had got by corrospon
donee. IKE CHANDLER thinks a follow
learns moro arithmetic after ho
la married tlran ho ovor does in
school.
E. A. OPPERMAN, who came to (own
lust mouth, hns opened and oloc-
worth moro ovorywhoro.
"Announconionta of . starting of
construction may bo mado from
timo to timo, but that will havo
11 good Btonm prossor llko his
would savo thoni.
AL KOHLER has just ordorod somo
smart coats to dlsgulso slmplo
girls.
JUDGE COKE Is quits n dancing
toachor. Ho has holpod moro than
0110 fellow to learn tho lock stop.
W. S. CHANDLER wrlUs from Coos
rlvor that li will donnto season
baseball tickets to th'o marohnnts
ho trndoa with so thoy can boo
bonio real quick delhory.
'.MICKY M'KEOWN advises that
nutolsta should not stop for po
licemen, oapoclally If thoy aro
running vory fast, bocauso Its,
too uncortnln about getting
stnrtod again.
C W. VIRUS will soon opon a
ulght sohool for sign painters.,
Ho says his toinporamont would
not stand looking upon tho om-
notliiiig to do with It. Alto,
sidos being a sign -at carl;
U10 hooping of tho Horttr
Ilorsor equipment near Coos Bijl
n olgn that no other country
any chauco for a rallroai
using tho accompanying S. P.
you may ho ablo to Imprest pi
rcadors with tho autlientldlj I
this announcoinent."
($ suNsr.T 1
I i ROUTES I
bryonlc efforts In broad day.! to mn"y Allows swear
light
and was unable to bo present.
0. R. Pcok bravely stoppod Into
tho breach. Four things ho out
lined as tlio requisites, any ono
of them sufficient to mako tho Coos
Hay Country famous.
First ho placed tho harbor and
tho bar, "Wo havo tho facilities for
been solicited. Tho figures speak
biiccobs for us In tho now yoar. The
Chamber of Commorco Is an open
corporation with equal shares to
everybody."
And while Martin's Orchestra play
ed tho last struius. the most success
ful, meeting the Chamber of Com-
S. P. NOW AIDS HAVING
Henry Songstncken alloges that
the discontinuance of tho S, P.
motor to North lloml will result
In a fiuanoial loss to tlio commu
nity. Evory timo ono
u 11. iv i, ruiuuu mr iv cents a I
saving of u cents Is mado on tho
S, P. faro of IB cents. Removing
the motor will mako this saving
illllinKsllll "Sn" nri'llna M Cn...r
: SS!!: r:uo ,mr,oinast yoar . - . p. .r wio.nB
but look how many nlckles aro
being saved which cannot bo later."
DAN MALONEY says wo may nn
nounco that shortly after tho
railroad comes tho Saturday
Times will bo so big you can't
open it comfortably, in a two
room apartment.
trie shop and a bottlo of glue so JOHN FERGUSON has invented a
ho can stick with us. now gamo called Dimple. 1(0
J. II. FLANAGAN was insulted In a ' Bays you discard everything but
tonsllltls parlor In Uolso last weok j tho queen nnd after a llttlo
when the harbor told him It was practlco you can play It In tho
gottlng a little thin on top. dnrk.
travels liiiL"RJJ cANnLEU fouml I,,B co.. JACK GUYTO, after writing
10 cents a a"caUo11 w"8 jt a '''op In the griVpodng) stories for tho Times
..v.. 1 n null IV tailio 10 DlllUling a
ANSON ROGERS has a new K
mobllo nnd seems to enjojr M
lug moro than over.
TOM HARVEY Bays that lie'dnl
do anything than sell furnitonl
11 promlsln' young man.
FRED GETTINS tolls tisHhat tht
toiuobllo Is responsible for the (I
' npp'enranco of horso sense.
GEORGE GETTINS says lie M
soon any counterflt money or
otlicr kind slnco lto got marrki
HURT DOREMl'S saw a Bfn 'I
11 strong glass tho otlicr HI
' says if ho had had a pint heco
have soon a microbe.
WALTER RICHARDSON tan
used to occasionally run ti
a man who stood qn bis dlM
nnd really looked shorter.
I'GENE CROSTHWA1TB
ganlzo agaltMt Christmas
1 'next yonr. Ho says they
a little bit moro.
Wind From ovor tho cow pas
tures of Coalbauk Inlet.
Sunrise and Sunset
Sun rose It did not. It was
Gioundhog day.
Sunset Uncertain.
.Mooii.sliiiiu
Open season slnco Jnnuary 1.
1910.
When Interviewed concerning tho
uniform dlvorco law, Ever Lasting
McCIuro Bald, "It will greatly reduco
tho number of divorces becnuso no
woman lkes to bo seen In a dross
like anybody olsos, let alone a uniform."
houso and roally loarulng things.
J. A. WARD says that ho could
always toll If an Exposition
visitor was from a wldo opon
town by Uls stomaqh and wntch
chain.
DOC. MINGUS says Its boon sq
IonB slnco thoy havo had a
good ttcoldont at the mlno ho's
almost forgotton how to terrapin
n skull..
I JAY DOYLE says tho Flatlron build
ing in Now York wouldn't havo
a slnglo tenant if they know what
for tho past month, has boon com
missioned by the Foloy Medicine
tompany to wrlto n mollordram
mor entitled, "The Slaves of Ca
terrh" which will soon bo
fllmmod.
A STRANGER gave a vory realls
tlo exhibition of a fit in front of
"Tho Owl" tho other day and
Just as Frank Cohan rushed out
with n bottlo of "reconstructive",
tho victim wavod him aside and
passed his hat among tho largo
and intelligent audlonco which
had enjoyed his infirmity,
off.
n t. mmr.'TvrcHAM a mosi
out of business Inst week !
tho wind blow nrlnts In the t
(Did you got that? "blew prU"
DAVE STAFFORD wants to "
If tho women who used to
tholr husbands to drlnK
vnnr will ilrlvo them to DlS
HUGH M'LAIN says that "
party can only repeat )t JH
bumper crops Wilsons 1
tlou vlll bo Just lIKe ""'
fish.
ni.Aiini THOMPSON pas l
..ntn Lwllntlllf Itlftt
nnnnlmo In thn lOH Of t" 1
kot will be unusually le '1
season.
DOO HOUSEWORTH ""
oriJ'j
a sot of sad Irons with K 1
elmnlln o nnonflv berC 1
ow who lias been taU0
VA1A, KENNEDY says that Df J
- W.0E
bo honoa tn haVO a te ".
m
...i.i i
r. ,. n.li.H .nnlA B0PUiav'
w uut vv --
Ing his soft products. They
did until this year.
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