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THE COOS BAY TIMES. MARSHFIELD, OREGON, FRIDAY, JULY 30, 1915 EVENING EDITION.
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Booster
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' Got those films tonight at
VTEe Owl"
THE CENTRA JWENUE DRUG STORE
THE KODAK STORE
FOE CANNING
-- , i i 1 1 i i -M 1 1 - -i
it
We have some of fcfoe
choicest which we aire off
f eiriing while they last at the
special price off, per boss
75
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... Also a complete line of other Fruits and Fresh Vege
tables from Coos and California Gardens and Orchards.
wllk!"v"''- ' id Plm
GET THE HABIT
tip iiitoi'i'ixfj into this rn:i-M'ooi stori:
IT WILL PAY YOU
For tho picnic or limrli e huio n lull Unit of tho licsl In-mid of
CAXNFM POOD PROIIFCTS
ROAST BEEF CANNED BEEF DRIED BEEF
h ..SARDINES SALMON
LUNCH TONGUE
VIENNA SAUSAGE
V Also n full line- of the famous
" Alwn li fuintili.t.l Hint ill I.'ip.Ii
jf- We always eairy cier.WhiiiK to
,t
Ollivamit &
I'L'iti: pood
ROMP. OP IIRINZ
Corner Third and Central.
-Make Your Home Beaufcifuf
A Limn .Moner uuil u Sprinkler will do ninth towards keeping jour
,, . lawn In fine shape.
f AVo.linvo them lu tho host makes. .lust loot; nl our window.
BSHFIELD
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Central Avouiio
When In
of Fire, Life and Ma-
which
rme, insurance
insures, see
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Want
1111
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EINld
NASBURG
GROCERY
Corner Central Avenuo und Second
Street.
SHRIMP VEAL LOAF
DEVILED MEAT
MINCED CLAMS
llehu Picnic Relishes (
l'i'iiltv inifl VitfNliitili.
" I
ho founil in (ho ninrlcrl.
Weaver
;noci:its
.".7 VARIKTIPS
Phone 199.
ECO.
mid Hroadway.
"Meet Me at The
Smokehouse"
That's what wo want you to toll
your filonds. Pso our chairs, uso
our lobby or telephone. AVe nro only
log fclad to bo of .service. Wo havo
ull tho big leaguo scores ovory ovs
nliiB. If you want tho lulost inagnzinM,
a good ainoko, the host that an up-to-dato
tobacco shop cun furnish or
ti oujoy a good Kamo of billiards
or pool, wo will bo glad to havo
ou drop lu.
h wh
Never Start lit!iif That Yon Can't Stop
i.
tiihckvi'imilavkxi-ijiioosti:!:
PiihRshod Piety Friday in the Inter-1
est of Coos Hay 'In (.'eneml and
Central Aicniio In partlculnr. I
('i:Tit.ii a i:ri: .vrxs
-
.Many Pcltnlcker. A Inrgp iniiu-i
her of tlje yomiKer wet Cooh Rivored
Sunday
Out on an Outing. A large dol-.
OR.tli)ii or our pronilueit cltlens
Sunda.ed in llaudou. A lively time
'was had.
Hard lank. Will Clmndlor's old
iIok "Sandy" got Into a flBht with
another dog totlier day and not only
Kot llckt hut also ketulit fleas from
lilm.
Tim Wcilher. It looks like a
shower at this writlns. IATKIt It
lias showered slino wo wrote tho
ahoo 1n t tho weather Is fair us wo
KO to press.
Telephone PtliiucMo. Prank Co
han wants to know what to do wheh
Central sas "I am ringing tliein."
before you toll her tho nuinher, and
wants to know what It is a hIku of
when, ufler uit talk to your putty
for five inlnutes' or so, Central cuts
In and says, "Party couldn't wait."
What Is AVatited. .lay Doylo dropt
Into the Iloostcr office one day tills
wk. and nskt us If wo could take
old clothes in oxrh. for subscrlpllons
which wo told him wo wouldn't. We
always huve nioro old clothos than
wo cun wear out lu the next 10 yrs.
What we need Is new clothos.
Help Piiclo Sam. Hugh Mcl.uiu,
our arcominudutluK P. AI. nskt us
to request that the patrons of tho
V. O. .Mall more mull mutter at tho
post offlco tlian they have been do
liiK recent or else his next iiiart-
lorly report will make a iiirrlhlo poor
showiiiK with tho P. O. I)ept. at
WashluKton. IIiirIi says tho sulo of
stninps lately has been turrlblo ioor.
SMiiii-:-Aviiirji?
ciiunn cp
Lot smiling bo your mission,
P.rln, and do not bo afraid;
l'or a sunny disposition
Casts all trouble In tho shade.
Arthur Hohrold.
smiu.'-a-wiiiu:
A PltPAIC IX TVPI3.
HHIti: Is n line of typo tlinl roads
oxiutly the sanio from eltlier
" a onil:
"Able wns I o'ro I saw lOIba."
This romnrkablo sontonce Is cred
ited to Napoleon Houapnrto, and It
Is said there Is not another lino of
typo In tho world that reads tho
satuo from either end that equals it,
S.MIIINA-WIIIU:
T
Wo will lower the hlnli cost of
livliiK by selling
IMPERIAL FLOUR
$1.50 PER SACK
CASH ONLY
Only Two Sacks to One Pnnilly
This Is u (iuuruuteed Flour
Central Aieniie. Phono 52
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9,
turday
HAN
DisadYamta
" has no monoy with which to tnko
jujvnniago of tlio inuny opportunltlos
that come his way 'JURAL OP
PORTUNITY comes only to tho man
with ready monoy." Why not stnrj.
saving Right Now and ho ready. Wo
will holp you along by giving you
1 por cent on your savings.
CREATES 'CONSTERNATION
U ' u
iVlisoiiro iif, (ii'o. M. Cook l'om M(o
.Meeting Onuses 'Considerable
i Wcn'ry-ils1 h!pfulneil
For thu second time in the his-
tory of IiIh nieinbeiship in lliu looso
Lodge, our fellow citizen, Couiull-
man (ieo. 13. Cook, wlio uIko holds
the honor of being secretary tf thai
organization, failed to bIiow up at
the meetiuK tills week. Tlicr"iipr)ii
Mol Duncan leporlcd Unit Urolher er they wanted them for four
Cook must Iiuno sustained a broken .o'cloik pink tea or for i set of
Ior or somotUliiK more seilous anil tenuis or croiiuet they did nut an
il, e sick committee was arr.iiiKliiK nouiice. The unexplained absence
to send fjowers the next day when caused more -worry as tho slirdes
Our OeorgofAppearcd on the scone. 'of eventide settled o'er tho buy with
lie bashfully uuuuiiuced that hi; hud
Kouo to ills stole tho night before
to do a little book woik Indole
KoIiik to lodge and had jdcko'l up a
paper and while rending it h.ul till
Inn iibleep. It Is needless to say
thai it was not Tho Ilooste: that
ho wus roadlng, but It aa pofjilbly
a fdoopy coutemp.
SMIMI-A-WHir.i:
I
1'KItSOXAIi Sll-J.N'TIO.V.
ARTHUR K. P13CK took lunch with
Hen Plshdr tho OthOr dny and'thoy
talked nbout1 the other lawyers.
DAVIS STAPFORH says "I will' ad
mit 1 have lost a good deal of in
hair, but 1 kcI some comfort out
of tho fti'dt that 'I still huve my
vermiform appendix.
I.. Ii. THOMAS who is Konorally on
tho sick list is on a sicker list ,
than usual tills week being as ho '
had a set buck as U result of his
strenuous 'trip to liundoii thu
first of tho wk.
CS KO. R. ANUKRSOX has beop ap
pointed assistant advertising nun
HBer of Tho Rooster uhd may ho
expected to 'Blngor 'thlnss up.' He
has adopted tho slogan "Don't he
u Tllowud."
FRANK COHAN Is expected homo
from Porllund In n dny or two
und when ho' uri'Ives vo niny ex
pect hoindtliliig lively doing. Prunk
always hrhiKrf 'lioin6;a lot of, new
Ideas when he goes to the uictrop-
0,lH'
r-'RHD'WHAVKlhs already ph'iiinlng
on his annual hunting ' trip to
Ilrowstor Valley. In . fact with
Prod It Is Justine .doggone hunt
uftor another, lie Is either 'mut
ing customers or hunting dollars
on hunting for n hunt most ull
tho time.
IIKN CIIANDK.KIt wlillo choipIng
down a tioe'oli.tlli! hit whore lio
Is building his now house chopped
Into u nail which somebody Juid
drove ilito tho tieo and nicked
his axo to uch an extent that it
took t hi en hours holld .work to
grind out tho nick on tho grind
stone, lieu says If ho'could Just get
hold of the fiend lu human form
who druv Unit hail Into that tree
ho would shako 'em until their
teeth rattlud. Thayer Climes says
ho didn't do it.
SMlIiK-A-WHlLH
AN AWFUIi AFFLICTION
"It must bo nu awful nffMctlon for
u singer to le.illzo that alio has
lost hor voice," obsorvod John Fer
guson in n philosophic mood.
"May ho" remark oil John (loss,
Dot It Is a greater affliction when
hho lias lost hcr'volco and doesn't1" DENTIST
rcallzo It."
KMIUNA-WIIIMJ
THIS IS T1JK lIFF,!
Oli, see the poor man suffer! My!
Why duos ho groan and twist und
sigh?
lie's tho Rooster Kdjtor and, folks
He's thinking up his Friday Jokes,
Don Lawyer.
B43W.C -;W s I , Ji
I MUM 'I I t WwA
PECULIAR DISAPPEARANCE
I
'.Tho Well-known and Popular Young
.Meu ('lento Sensation hy l.e'.iiiug
City W'lthout .Nut leu
Last .Monday afternoon .lay Doyle
and A. K. Pock, two of our lending
young 8iinslety .men, did uver.Ulilns
i but turn in ;i call for the pulleo or
1 1 Ho dcimitiuuitt in lliulr Uieuubusi
oIl'ortH to locate their pals, Midge
Welsh and Claude Thompson. Whoth-
out any word Horn .MhlKc or Claude
Tlioieitpou the telephone vas (.ailed
into play and other search made,
hiild searcli contiuiiliit; lute, .vbout
a. in., the inissIiiH! ones nro s'.'.td
to havo been located by th-j low
or a camp flro on South Coos ltlvor.
where all hud left the moiu beturr:,
smiuca-wiiiu:
P. D. PUCTCIIKR threatens to bring
suit for libel against our esteem
ed contemli, Tho Times, because
of tho picture It printed of him
which wus' taken ut Dandon.
"Plelch" kujb his face looks as if
it was made out of flour that Is
sold hy A'.'-' T. Haines and tho
H'asl didn't woik. When Dallies
roads this he'll probably sue
Fletcher for libel. I lore's a chanco
I oi sumo attorneys to put their
card In The Dooster's professional
directory and boost their busi
ness. ,
smilp-a-wiiim:
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ItOOSTUU WANT COLUMN
AUTO t
itoni:
LOST.
The other- evening while coming
homo from Dandon where. I had been
playing In the baud, 1 had tho ter
rible calamity to lose an auto robo
out of the auto somewhere between
Diiudon ami Mnrsliflold, but I don't
know Just where. All I know Is
that I bad that auto robe when 1 left
llaudou and JLdldu't havo It when i
arrived in Marshfleld, so It stands
to reason Unit 1 lost It along tho
I nnd If umio ii aiitunn n I t imlm
" 4b "tio an in in ui tiinw tuuu
und I only bought It a few days be
fore mid paid $2.'JU for It. Now,
1 hnto to lose this auto robo like ev
erything and 1 will thank whoover
picks it up to leave it at tho Rooster
office, where I will call for It. 1
know Homoboity must of plekt It up
because 1 went over tho road bright
and early tho next morning und
couldn't Hud H.
I wisli to say that whoever finds
tills unto robo and returns it to mo
will get thelrsolf liberally thiinkt.
If somebody finds and keeps It, thou
lake warning, for in that case tho
law must tako Its course.
ir 1 would find nu unto robo of
yours I would return it to you at
onct providing 1 knowed to who It
belougd and I would expect you to
do tho same hy me.
Yours for tho lost auto robo,
D. C. VAUUIIAN, D.D.
Central Avenuo.
Dll. v. a. toyi;,
Hours 0 to 12; 1 to 5.
Room UO 1, Irving Hldg.
Central Avenue. Maishflchl
wraifiin i m "
IAMERAS
and'VthM
HKRE wo havo
the Ansco
Speedex, the high
est development
of the folding
camera. Comes
in three sizes at
$45 to $55. Other
Anscos, $2 up.
See them all. We
are headquarters
for everything;
photographic.
Coos Hay Sl.itlonery Co.
Phono l;l().
IKI Central Ave,
If
'mmm
BSJ
It- A
i HARRY .M'ICKOWN haan't returns,!
from the game tialls or Reeds
poit and The Rooster Is compell
ed to disappoint Its leaders lu the
thrilling talcs of adenlure prom-
ised for this week. His long'
stay Indicates some wonderful
hunting and fishing stories when j
he nrrives. Wntch next week's
Doostor LATKR Harry Is hue It
A Regular Vacation
To visit our Soda Fountain ,
Clean, invigorating and pleasant surroundings are what
you find here. The thirst disappears in a jiffy and Oh!
how you hate to break away.
A Box of Stafford's Delicious Candy should be in the
lunch basket.
Stafford's Samtary Fountain
Central Aenuo
REHFELD
Myrtle Wood Novelties
FOR SOFVKNIRS
.IKWI'Rj liOXKH, XFT HOWLS, CARD TRAYS, XAPKIX Itl.VflS,
( '.x us, di.ovi: ax iiaxukprchikp roxks, tarlfs,
CHFSTS, CHAIRS, VF.MIFR AXI) Ll'.MIIFR IX TDK ROUCill.
Speclul Older Work a Specialty
Phone t!7."-J. l!'JO Central .cnuo
ANSCO, PI L SI S
Fine Fruits and Vegetables
Wi: HAYi: THU CIIOICICS THAT Till! SAN FHAXCISCO, PORT
IjAXII AND COOS COPXTY (JROWFRS cax furnish,
iihri: ari: a fi:w sc(.(ii:sTioxs
Wax Beans
String Beans
Peas
Cabbage '
Cauliflower
Beets
Turnips
Carrots
Cucumbers
Ripe Tomatoes
Green Onions
Prunes
Lettuce Bell Peppers
COOK'S
GROCERY
Phono
VERYONE
shooldl Ihaveclotlhesto clean
JAY. DOYLE
is the Clleaimeir
call anywhere anv time.
2."5(l Central Avenuo
Get Insurance that Insures
That's the kind I write. You take no chances
E. I. CHANDLER
COKE BUILDING
Plio Insurance, Idle mid .cefd-u( Insurance, Surety Hondo, K(c.
Ed Meade,
ARSOLUTFLY FRHi:
SHiikj" peoplo aro not hoos(cij
The kuocher is simply a mult;
With each liov of Pusley's cmdy,
I kIvo .miii n purple peanut.
lid. Me.ule, Grafter.
Noble Theatre.
CENTRAL AVENUE MUSIC STORE
, PIANOS, ORGANS, VICTR0LAS, RECORDS, SHEET
MUSIC AND EVERYTHING IN THE MUSIC LINE
We will be glad to arrange terms if you cannot
pay all cash.
Thomas Music Company
Consolidation of Wiley li. Allen and W. It. Haines Music Stocks
;t Central Aieniie.
with a had wountl in hlfl rluhe
linnd. Read next week's Rooster
for full details.
SMILK-A-WIIILF, .
ALL TOCP.THP.i:
It may turn, wet,
it may turn dry,
Dut don't forget '
To swat tho fly.
Rny Olllvnnt
Phono Hd-L
?Q FOR THE
BEST
Cantalopes
Water Melons
Apples i
Bananas
Oranges
California Grape Fruit
Lemons
Peaches '"
Apricots 'nWHDl
Grapes ,
Summer Squash
Plums Etc., Etc.
ROMPT
OPULAR
ROGRESS1VE
180.
Phono 2."50-X
Kandy Nook.
Central Avenue.
1
M
Jim
SENSTACKEN
the
Insurance Man
PLAN TO TAKE
SUNDAY DINNER
'AT TIED .
Clhamidlleir Hotel
Yrlo
Gene Crosthwaite &
Jim Kellond
piti:i) .ipt ia;i:.s, iirbt AsbUtaut.
Jbirsit
atnonal Easnk
Off Coos
Bay
The Hul oft
Central Avenue
Marshfleld, Oregon
a flood Menu
Central Avenue
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