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BAY TIMES. MARSHFIELD. OREGON. FRIDA JULY '2,J 1915 EVENING EDITION,
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JUST LOOK AT OUR WINDOWS
SoQltlioBo fnmous South lloml milieu. They iiro llio lntost anil
IboetTof tlio stovenmkors' products.
tyVifthnvo soiiio fine reed clothe basket.
)oglt forget our hnrgulns In China. The low prices prevail on
BCtslKj well as oihl pieces.
IMAR5HFIELD HKHDWAHE GO.
Central Avohiio nml Hrowhvny.
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SPIN IN THE CELE
but have JAY DOYLE
clean and press your clothes
JAY DOYLE
ill call anywhere any time.
iilrnl Aveniio Phono '-!"0-X
Eveiry Possible Barikiro
pousrtesy to Owe Patromis
Tho following of tills policy has resulted In
tin steady .iikI 'siilihtiinllil Ki'iiwlli. of this
bank hlmu It vwis (MuIiIUIicd. I "wry deposi
tor, no mutter how small, Is untitled to and
rorclws every possible (miles j mid urcnui.
inodutioii hero. This Is , t home bunk own
ed, iiniiiiiKvd and eonlroled liy loenl eltUens
It should he VOlIt balk.
A National Bank
Off Coo's Bay,;
Jental Avenue
Marshfield, Oregon
A .WORD TO TME fflSE COY IS WASTED;
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lDrO I" at STAITOKD'K SAMTAIIV I'ot V! mid ask for a
1 MCA CI I MKLHA HI DA 13. The ucvest and inns! ilelli ions Sim.
ulioliiinilc. Very popular In New York and villi lie on Cook liny.
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2iaiiuK'us ofltiiiory i-uusiiLam
Phono Nd-Ii
QPltoMH c TODAY
Ul,li Till: I'HKKII lit! ITS AM) VKfiKTAHLKS
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jWonvlll lo elo.sed nil iliy Mnmlu.i so kindly jdw us your order Snt-
Iwitirduy for your Mipplles In- .Sunday and Monday.
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J'koplk ok doiolas,
ICOOR AM) CTltllY
couvtiks.
Old fiioulli, Sornnd
Saplings. We want to
t Dr. Leslie, of the Ith
kuiuitteo told us yoMor-
krshfleld Is going to lavo
li of .1 illy celehrullou on
HiiK -Inly "id, Ith nml
lo wants nil of jnu to
Inlng your frleiuls. We
silo uud will Karaiitee
nil hf illness,
Inead tlie Dough?
Till: CKNTIiAI, AVUXl-K IIOOSTKItj cnXTUAl, AVKXUI! SAYINGS
orn stafi-
Managing Kdltor. "Nationally Ad
vertised" Frank I). Col. an.
Dairy Kdltor Ivy Condrim.
l'iiiaticlul I'dltor. Dorsoy Krellzcr.
(.'in don Kdllor Hay Olllvaiit.
ItccrcMl Inn Kdltor .1. T. Harridan.
Musical Kdltor I. D. TIioiiuih. 4
Pioneer Kdltor (!eo. K. Cook.
Children's Department "Candy Kid"
sinirotd, Koltor.
Till: I.KTTKIt "i:."
Someone Ihib advanced tlio oiln
lon that Ihe letter "e" Is the niosi
iinrcriunato rlinrartcr In tlio Kits
Mali nlphaliiil, hecause It Ih always
out of eash, forever In ilelit, never
i out of danger and In hell all the
tlme
I Hut we eallfi Ida attunllon to t' o
far't, says the Charleston Oazollor,
,thut "e" Is never In war and nUvnys
'in pence. It Is tho heKlnnl'ij; cf
existence, the commencement
i of ease nml tho end of trou-
hie. Wlthuot It there would
he no meat, no life and no hetivc'i.
It Is tho center of honesty, makes
lowr perfect, nnd without It thero
wou'.d ho no editors, devils or iihih,"
s.mii.k-a-wiiim:
ItlltDS Oh' A FKATIIKIt
A current nowspnper Item Is cs
follows: "Tho wife of a Methodist
minister In West Virginia has boon
married three times. Her ninhlon
nnmo was I'nrtrldsc, her first hus
band wiih named Hobblus, her sec
ond Spnrrows and tho preeont Quail.
Thero nro now two young Uobblns,
ono Sparrow nnd throe llttlo Quails
In tho family. Ono Krnmlfnther was
a Swan nnd another a Ja, hut ho Is
now dead nnd n bird of paradise.
They llvo on Hawk nvenue. KiirIcs
vlllo. Canary Island Is right next
door to t)io Parrots, nnd tho follow
who wroto this Is a I.yro nnd n rola
tlvo or tho family."
SMlLK-A-WIIIfii:
SOIA'IXO TDK PlCOItliK.M
Tlioro was n Hinall guthorlnR of
nowly elected Honedlcts In tho
Saints nnd Sinners' corner nt tho
Owl tho other day, discussing tho
(inostlon: "Whnt shnll I call my
mothor-In-lnw?" W. J. Conrnd and
Thnyor'Oiimos and H. 13. Mlllor -ind
K.I.Ohnndlor and Frank Cohan wero
nil tlnu'o. "Well boys," said Irving
Clinndlor. "I would urge you not
to worry ovor tho proper nddrcss
for vonr mothor-In-lnw. I hnd tho
wine ouostlon to solve. I couldn't lt llmt 8l,rlno of cncI' l'atot'" le
Lots "f Color. There's a great
wave of patriotism sweeping over
Central nvenue this week.
The Day AVo Celebrate, Central
avenue Is getting icady to celebrate
Independence Day and It's going to
bo some celebration, believe me.
On (ho Sick 1.1st. I.. I.. Thomas
nln't feeling very well Intoly and
htlelfs pretty close to his new Htore.
lie says ho thinks its general ability
what ails him,
Jtonds Improved. Wo are glad to
nt at c- that tho roads arc much bet
tern they wore n Bpoll back, tlier.e
is not so mutch mud In tho mud
holes nnd not so much hump n tlio
bumps. This may ho duo to the
gcod weather, or to the road su
pervisor, or to the Tho Hooter's
el forts In calling attention to need
ed Improvements. Credit whoro
c.ioiMt Is due, say we.
A Fine Climate. Tho wcnt'ior la
nlso Improving, along with the
roads nice bright sunny days nml
lovely moonlight nights for moon
ing and wo nro pleased to siato that
our Central avenue boys nnd ;lrls
nre sonic mooners, nlso. Well, wo
wero young onco ourselves.
A New Invention. A. K. Ncff, of
tho' Marshfield Hardwnre, Is not to
bo outdone by his partner ns an
Inventor. AI's Ideas, however, run
to peaceful pursuits. Ho is now
at work on nn attachment for Incn
br.tors. If his plnns succeed, the
mnchlnes will glvo a "mothrirly
cluck" eucli time a chick Is hatch
ed." Hack to Lady Nicotine. If you
notlco Frank Cohan and Hen Chanei
lor transforming themselves Into hu
man Mount I.nssens tho next few
days, bo eharltnblo in your Judge
ment. They lmvo Just ended a six
months' slcgo of nbstlnonco from to
bacco. Since January 1 they hno
not dallied with My I.ady Nlcotlno
In any form, hut nt tho end of tho
probationary period they have le
turned to the ranks of her. adorers.
Welcome back, boys! Have a cigar?
"Dad" Welrh'N Trip. Tho near
approach of the Fourth of July
fired off nil tho patriotism in Dad
Welch's breast tho other day and
when some misinformed misanthrope
of a reporter told "Dad" Hint tho
Liberty Hell was In Hoscburg ho
hurried nway to pay his respects
HOOSTKU WAK HL'LLKTINS (
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lit these days of blood and battle, i
I you long to plunge In itrif.
Don't about enlisting prattle;
He u hero take a wife.
The War College was dlscussl.M
tho latent Kuropenn moves when
homo one remarked that tlio C.'ir
must bo fond or traveling ns ho had
left agnln for tho front.
"Why doesn't ho wait n week or
so nnd let the front come to him?"
Sengstnekcn suggested as he glanc
ed viciously nt Harrigan.
S.MlLK-A-WHILi:
J. T. Harrigan comes to tho front
, tills week with nu nstonishlng simple
nnd practical plan to annlhllnto ;ho
Herman army. Ho suggests charging
turtles wltl) n" explosive mixture nnd
allowing them to creep Into tho Ger
man trenches. As the Ocrmnns es
teem tho ttirtlo highly ns food tlioy
will capture them nnd turn them
ovor to thq cooks. Tho moment tl.o
tt.rtlo is placed in boiling water the
chemical will form a gas nnd ex
plode. Ha explains naively that
the Iron kettle will furnish tho
fragments to kill nnd wound nnd
that coming nt meal timo tho de
falrurtlon will bo greater.
SMILK-A-WIIILi:
call her "mother," nnd It sounded
Illy to enll her "mamma," so for
n your 1 'got by' without calling
her anything. Thou wo all railed
her 'ymmlmolhor.' "
SMILK-A-WIIILi:
Siipre.sse No. Wo thought ns
how thnt was omo wind last Sun
day a. m. Hint blow so hard our w.
k. stoamhont agt. W. F. Stuhr and
his sldewheoler Harnett couldn't
pnddlo a ennoo ugnlnst It. Now wo
know what's tho matter. Aftor con
BldornMo gumnhooIng wo stop tho
proas to announce thnt tho young
men hnd a. cargo of feminity aboard,
all of which tlioy rofused to tell us
nnd forthwith hlnmed the tldo nnd
tho wind for tho hard paddling. Wo
say thero nln't nothing happons
what wo don't hear about If you
Ktvo tu tlino onoiigh.
1)11. W. A. TOVK,
D13NTIST
O Hours 0 to 12 1 to C.
Koom LiOl, Irving llld.
Central Avenue. Mnrslifield
votlon, only to bo tolled when he
arrived that tho Liberty hell had
not yet left Philadelphia. Thero
wero plenty of belles there, t it
"Dad" says for that kind of holloa
you don't havo to go to Hosoburg
as tho Coos liny hollos nro there
with bolls. "Dad" snya It would
bo a good Idea for our Chamber of
Commerce to got busy nnd havo
the Liberty bell moved to Coos Day
for awhile. It has been In Phllndel
pi la for moro than n hundred years
and why not pass It around. Cool
Idon, say we.
CKNTKAL AVKNL'K SAVINOS
Don Gardiner says Harry Ilultman
has a trained volco but It breaks
training every now nnd than.
Arthur Rchfold snya nil goon
things como to thoso who wnlt, but
they'll como a lot quicker If you hus
tlo out to hunt them up without
waiting.
Jim Kollond says tlioro nre thrco
kinds of bllllnrd players: "Profes
sionals, amateurs and dubs."
Dnvo Stafford says thero Is no
such thing ns ?;12 worth of fishing
tackle. Still $32 worth of fishing
tncklo looks ns plausible nn a $r00
dog.
Ivy Condron, who hns had somo
exporlonco on n ranch says that "a
pig eats everything the family won't
cat and then tho fnmlly cats tho
plK."
Gcorgo It. Andorson who is somo
philosopher himself says thnt lots
of fools look wlso and lots of wlso
men look otherwise.
PKItSONAL MKNTIO.V.
HAimY M'KKOWN has invested In
a chock protector, which ho nc
iiulred under tho Impression that
he was buying u chest protector.
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JAY DOYLH says Fourth of July Is
no good for his business hut us
his business. Is nlwff's pressing
wo think is Is always pretty Jg,"od.
Anyway wo are glad, wo nhty Li
If for It keeps us biisytb'go to'
press once a week and Jay goes
to press several times ovory day
to say nothing of the nights.
SMILK.A.WH1L13
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TRY OUR FLOUR,
God Flour Makes Good Citizens,
BE GOOD I
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li( fenterlront, t'outnil Avenue,!
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Speedex, the high
est development
of the folding
camera. Comes
in three sizes at
$45 to $55. Other
Anscos, $2 up.
See them all. Wo
are headquarters
for everything
photographic.
Coos Hay Stationary Co,
Phono 111').
Oil Central Ave. fj
H0I1I3RT MAUSDR.V, Jit., tho pro
minent theatrical magnate, drop
ped in tho othor ovenlng nnd told
us wo might interview hi in on tho
prosont situation, which wo did,
hut limited space prevents us from
publishing tho things that ho went
on to stnto with regard to said
prosont sit,
SMILK-A-WIIILi:
We sell C
famous -""
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Famous for their sutelv oftc-
suit. Ansco users here in town
are producing most beautiful '
pictures, uomc n anu let us
show you some fine samples.
ANSCO CAMERAS Amateur earn.
eras of professional quality. Superbly .
made and easy to operate. Priced Iron '
i.W up.
ANSCO nt-M-Alwars uniform. Full
enromatic naiance, color value, shadow .
ccuti anu ire;aom irom nauuon.
ANSCO CIIEMICALS-SnethllT nrr.
pared lo be used Willi Ansco I-'ilm and
Cyko Paper. Wc olwaya lave a (resb
supply. (
CYKO PAPER-The prlie winner
uhlclicivesrlch, soil prints that never
fade pcrlcct reproductions cl the -
subject,
REHFELD'S
tlio Central Avenue.
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Waiting For One
at the Plate
G130RG13 COOK thinks what with a
getting ready for Moose Day, run
ning a grocory storo, being coun
cilman' with a disappearing gener
al fund and now Fomohody thinks
tho city council should regulate,
tho jltnoys that nfo Jitneying In
our midst. President Wilson has'
nothing on him when It comes to
being busy.
i SMILK.A-WIIILK
A. T. IIA1NI3S, our pop. nnd well
known eltlzon nnd the. man who
put tho hay in Haines, linn jiist
returned from an oxtonsivo trip
to tho fair In San Francisco. Wo
expected to get a good Interview
for this Issue, but 'Gono CroBih
walt told him It wns dnngorons
to tdl things to us bepntiBo whe.i
wo l'Vlnt It In Tho Iloostor nil the
women rend It nnd ho might havo
tp rjake explanations to his wlfo
SMILK-MV1UM3
Isn't half as much fun as
waiting for a friend
at the
Smokehouse
The Home of
Good Cigars and Good
Tobaccos
Chandler Hotel .nv-
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U ?liiH i-Km-Tait KM.iftiWf -"
Gq Your Knital
AT
"The Jvodnk Stoic"
"THE OWL"
Tho Central Avenue Drug Storo
Good Things for The
Fourth of July Feast
I'll 13 CIIOICKST rilUITS AXI) VKOKTAULKS KHOM COOS COUX
TV, SAX I'HAXCISCO, I'OHTLAXI).
IMPOItTKI) (Jieen Com
lliuianns Iaiiiioiis
CnnlJiliMipes Ornnges , ,,i
Cuiillfhmer . COOS COUXTl ' .
Tomatoes lettuce
IOttnco Turnips
(Jieeu Henns ItiullHliOH . !
.AVav Henns Herts
Ithiiburli Cuciiiubcrt:
Splnaeli '! ' Onions
Ciicuiiibcr.H ( Cnbliago
Plums .. .Cnrrols
Penclics Pens
Hell Peppers Itlmlmib
Wuv Onlou Seanuin's Honey
CLOSKI) ALL DAY MONDAY
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OlllYamfc & Weaer '
PURE FOOD GROCERS '
The home of H. J. Heinz' 57 Varieties; Hunt's Supreme
and Preferred Stock Canned Goods.
Corner Third and Central. Phone 199.
GOOD THINGS TO EAT
Wo place tho choicest, thnt' the Portland, San Krnnclsco nnd
Coos County markets afford, at your command. Among the now
things this week nro choice m spherrles, logunhoi-rlcs, plums nnd
i'ccu peppers. Other good things for tomorrow nre:
Local Orcen l'eas
String Henns
Ited nnd YVIilto New Potatoes
a Ithiibarh
Hunch Turnips
Carrots
Itadlshcs
Onions
Cucumbers
New Local Cabbage
Itlpo Tomatoes
Cauliflower
California Cherries
sMu!t!umffcJBt
Coos Cherries
I'cmlies ,
Apricots
Cantaloupes
Wnternicloit
Straw berries
Oranges
Hnnnnns 1
Florida nml California Grnpo
Trtilt
Fivsh Coconnuts
CuiTnnts
Wo will bo closed nil day Monday
NASBURG
GROCERY
Corner Central Avcnuo nnd Second
Street.
VISIT OUR NEW STORE
Wo have tried to n nan go It (o please you nnd your friends.
Drop In. Wo will bo pleased to show tho arrangement to you
nnd to have you try Nome of the now sheet music selections on
our pianos or to play the latest records on our Victor machines.
L L. THOMAS MUSIC CO.
Consolidation or Wiley II. Allen ami W. It. Haines Music Stocks
Oil Central Avenue.
Ed Meade,
Noble Theatre
Hoys, k'i'N and babies;
Men, youths uud Indies;
OX THIS GLOIHOUS KOUUTII OP
.IULY'
Oct guiiii nuts uud caiuly,
In tho XOOIC that's so handy,
'FOKI3 A TICKKT TO TIIK M0V1KS
YOU HPV.
Kandy Nook
Central Avenue
InveiitoryiList Free
Special blank forms provided for Itemizing tho articles iu
your household, turnlturo, kitchen furnishings, etc., no that, in
caso of a loss you can linvo everything listed. They are most con
vonlont. Call nt my office and secure one. They are (roe to
everyone.
It's our aim to servo our patrons and tho public.
E. I. CHANDLER.
IXSL'KAXCK
COKK HUILDIXG
PLAN TO TAKE
SUNDAY DINNER
'AT THE
Chandler Hotel
a Good Menu
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Tho Hul) 6t
Central Avenue.
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