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THE COOS BAY TIMES. MARSHFIELD. OREGON. FRIDAY,
JUNE 25, 1915 EVENING EDITION.
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enue Booster
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Stafford's Sanitary Fountain
"HO ,SI.L
nu: t i:tk.l avkxtis hoostkk
I'nMUhod lively Friday die Ill(or.
Ms r Cos y , (jcllcn ,,
vonirnt Avenuo In particular.
IL YOU NEED IT
Alft I
"i-vov: i.i.sti:x to this i! (i:Tiai. avlmi: savixoh f
I
Don
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v... miner 18 SI101KI Mir a n..i. Tim,.- . ..
less nlehis .n,in,i,,. i ""-' '""c " "ie giont nuncios on
"- niRnis wondering how ho onn ' (Vinmi ,., i ..
od members,,,,, , tho 1!oostcr j"b' IT J D"! "J" "..!?" "JiT M.,.W...,.
I.. . -" "' mil trip 10 !,',, ,i, -...I
-vijrtto l'o nt. Ami i,,.,..t... i . ' vU nuu.u nu nssoru
fii'i tit (o...
:'V1' ' "' 1 llt.M. , fnlnim
ill
his
BARGAINS IN CHINA
See Our Window or tho Famous HniuNon e fv.i.. i, . .
jMilwo illmier wIh only . Alrliiwiep v,t..
. i tttix. I (IlltlWU Lttt mil.. t tt I ilM
uO-iiii" i cllniior hot, only
CO iiI.tu illnnur oo(, only . . . .
10 I'l'-i'o illunor sot, onlv . . .
Odd mid (ini plot.
III)
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MIJSIIFIELII HARDWARE CO.
. Conlrul Avenuo mil, llroiidvvnj.
One Street. Ono Kin.? n,',' n....
.. ..Hli.l nu.. Mr ?.. ...... """'' met ll frlninl hi
( ' 111." lfMfivr nxlnilininiiiu. ..pf.,... ... lllKUUlg tile
To 1)0 ,000 A. I ... w. . '.. "V.T" " . ' -n '0I,K Mtl I'rnn
ont l'Oirrircs """" I'luwtcu irom tlio
MoronnslnoEs t01' "ockct o1' ' McOco. Where-
MlltP,rm nt lh0 Po'taflco ns strictly l",on tlu) law yolled lustily am.
Eeco n.l.rT." - ... 1 '.I.1?. '.3 "olh,'? n" nl'l'e, by another ninuko
"" fiuuiii, V.U1IIIHI AV'
t
iiuestlon with you.
I m telling you."
S.MIMSA.WIMM)
ont STAir.
I Managing n.lltor. "Nationally Ad
vcrtlged" Frank I). Cohan.
IMIiy Kdlioi-hy Comlroii.
1 iiiiiiii'lnl IKIIItif. Odioy KieUer.
(.IIMlcil I.MIt.M liny oilhant.
I eiTeall,,,, Kdltoiw,!. T. nn,rBII.
Musl(iil IMIlor I,. Thonms.
lyiiiMT i:l,iw(j0o. K. Cook.
( lilldieii h l)tpjirtmeiit "Candy Kid'
Slaffoid, Koltor.
YOUR INTERESTS FIRST "
NOT J.lsl , OXIO ,.. I,,,, ,M , NlIll,,0M ,. iL
in mm-lmmllsf. n.. ,.m iiui illlPll,N ,.nsT
' tii i:i:ki r,, ,,,. ,,, lN1 ,,,. ,
jnsr i. piira nu,, iii inhur r.m.ini,,,,-!,,,, r ,,,.,, ,,,;
Whether .Mm p.i.elmso f.sh l0lllri. ,. pit!llllw, ,,, ,
lissiiiiiiico of purity mill ipmlit.1 u Just the Mime.
Wo mint you to know uiiit-e about our ineivhaudNe n,. metli
oiN, We mint you ti, apiUMhil that evei-Wlihix Me i.rfer Is on
i, .atMaetlon-Kiiaiautoe,! ha.ls We're In hushit ilt., ,U.
filemN ami to Ki:i:i Hkmii. ,
iM'.no Vour Onleiw for Aprots for Canulii-; AVIth IN Xo-
" i'i:i:su coos mvi:i; vi:(iiiT.m.i:s
OUivant & W
PURE FOOD GROCERS
The home of H. J. Heinz' 57 Varieties; Hunt's Supreme
and Preferred Stock Canned Goods.
Corner Third and Central.
Phone 199.
Eray Possible fenting
Accommmodlatioiiii aod
Coimrtesy to Oo)r Patromis
Tlio follow ,i of Ihlx iol Icy has icMilled In
the .steady .mil substantial pouili of thN
' haul; hliuo it mis cstjihlMied. Kiery deposi
tor, no matter hou small, Is untitled to mid
re, elves eery iosIlili cnuilesy and aecoiii
moilatloii hete. This is a homo hank oiu
ed, managed and eonti oiled h.l local eltlens
It hhoulil he VOl'i: Imnk.
First National
Bank
Central Avenue
Marshficld, Orerjon
EDo MEADE
KANBY NOOK
TAKE A LOOK
Noble Theatre, Central Avenue
.mi:x
I.JTTI.K Kill wrote tho follow
ing composition on men: Men
arc what women marry. Ther
drink, nml smoke and swear, but
I'lnn't ko to ehuich. l'erhaps, if they
!'ort bonnets, they Mould. Ihe.v
iie umro lOKical than women and
.ilo more ?ooloi;lcal. Doth non am!
women ypning from monkeys, but
ti't- women sprung faither than tho
u en.
smim:-a.wiiim:
A niiAwixt; i,i:ssox
T TAKKS Join, Fei'Kiison to draw
a chock, a Central neue Mlrl
to draw attention. Dnvn Mmu
vn' team to draw a dray, ono of
Frank Cohan's porous plasters to
draw tlio skin, and nu ndv. In The
Iloostor to draw tiade.
.smim:-a.wiiim: .
Tin; KiiiToit
rONSIDFIt tho editor, llo ivenr
etl, purplo and fine linen. i'is
abode is nmoiiBst the inuiisbim
of the rich. Ills wife hath her llin
oiiglne nml his first-born sported,
a niriiiif car mat ran lilt lier ;ip
in 10 riat.
J.o' All tho people hreakoll, their
nocks to liHiid him inonoy. A child
Is born unto tho wlfo of a mureii.iiit
In tlio bazaar. "Tho physician nut
tet.1, ton Bolilon plunks. Tlio editor
writelh a stick and a half, and toll
uth tho multitude that tho child
tippet li tho beam at D pounds. Yea,
ho llotl, evon ns u Conturiun. And
tho proud father Klvuth him a
Cietno.
Heboid, tho youiiK ono groweth up
ml gi'Hiluateth, ami tho odltor put
twill into Ids papur a kmoI, notlro.
You a pouch of a nolleo. Iln tof
ietli of the wlsdoui of tho yuu'm
woninii, ami of her oxcecdliiK miiiio
Ilncts. Like unto the roses of Shar
on Is sho, and her gown is jilavaif
up to boat tho baud. And the
drctMimnkor netted, two-scoro-anil'
four Iron moil. And tho odltor net
teth a nolo of tl, anks from tl.e
Sweet Kill Krnduate.
'I'lto daUKliter gouth on a Joiiinov
and the editor throwoth Itlmsolf on
tho btory of tho farowoll party, it
runneth u column solid. And tlio
fair one romeiuboroth him from afnr
with h phturo postal card that .,M
otl, six for a Jitney.
HmIioIiI, she leturnotli and "he
yoith of the city full down and
worship. Slio picked, one, and 1 I
he plckoth a lemon. Hut Ilia edl-
i tor calleth him one of tuo our
enue. Iiamk'd oer by Frank Calterlln
I. I., so his friends say. ami
truthfully Mionr, smoked peaceful
ly until ho upset his cqitlllliituni.
and tho beans, too, when the blast
ed el(?ar wont off.
"lio-ho," laiiKhed Don third, nor,
as ho doubled up in nice will, D. l.
thu proverbial Boat. "Che mo one
too."
Whereupon Don presented tho
smoke to tho "Shlno" in the bar
bershop. Ho too smoked peace
fully, tllthiK In his chair and when
tlio blast wont off ho foil back
throuRh an elKht-dollnr window.
And 1). 1. Mciieo howled with Joy
"to seo such fun" and thus It is
told how the trial balance Is $S
It, arrears.
sMii.n-A.wiiu.n
VKTOIIV
Five hundred miles of nermnns,
FIo hundred miles of French,
And HiiKllsh, Scotch and Irish men
All flKhtliiK for a trcueli;
And when the trench is taken
And many thousands slain,
Tlio lowers, Midi ntoro s,n(?hter,
Hotako the trench iikhIii.
Life.
.SMII.K-A.WIIM.i:
Henry Von Hernhardl .Sout?nt.,ck
en Is still holding out at Constan
tinople UKnlust Sir Lord John
Thomas Ilarrliupin. Sir .lolin,
howoior, Is expecting re-lnforce-inentH
today In tlio poison of Lord
Admiral Thomas Jackson Ma'cttenn
who will arrive from tho Columbia
with tho armored cruiser Hro.i't
wnto. Some fierce fighting nml
then bo expected on tho Daru-Ji-nollos.
(icorgo Seellg is 'rejoicing at tho
reports from the front those .lns.
(ieorKo says ho wants to soo tho
Husslans Hiked, althougl, tho Czar
ueer did nothing to him.
"Iko" Chandler says tho Auh-
trlaiis liavo watched the nlglits go
by for a long time and now thr-y
enn WHtcli tlio Dago.
Harry .MclCeowu is offering to
hot a - dog that the Russian
vli: got hack to l'utrograd bof.io
the Cormnns.
If cortHln persons could stop thu
war as easily as they stop their
paper, the trouble would be over
in no tlino.
.SMII.K.A.WIIIlii:
A TIIII'lilJ XIJHVnUS
Tlioy M'oro discussing tho fl:ia
clal situation In the K.ilutu and Hiu
ueri corner at Tho Owl, who:, Will
Chandler ohsonod that ho wonder
od "Why is it t It it L nlonoy Is mi
llOfNOUS?"
"Wliy shouldn't It bo ii'MVons'"
rujolnod Frank Cohan. "Ua e
erybody ehasliiK It al, tlio time. II 's
a wonder It isn't cray."
smii,i:-a-wiiim:
Will Dungan's clnlm that ho Is
a college graduate Is bused on the
fad that ho once took a cones
lioudenco course In feather renovat
ing. s.mii,i:-a.wiiii,k
Aii i:lltors Tilnls. About ever
hody around hero went sotnewliero
Sunday, but they didn't tell where
so we report same.
S.MIIdl-A-Wllll.i: -
'Doc" Is Sin rustle. Itefenlng to
thu fact that "The Christian" is to
bo shown at tlio Noble Theater to
night, Doc. Stiaw says that when
a Christian eoines to Cential ave
nue they put him in a show house
and charge an admission to see hliu
as a curiosity.
h.mii.k.a-wiiim:
Xou- Is tlu. Tlii,i f a ,,,,
wishes a gill ,o bo his wife, let hliu
face the parson like a num. June
Is tho time for marrying. That's
tlio time we fooled you, gentle
render. Hot you thought wo woro
going to say now Is the tlmo to
subscribe.
k.mii,i:...viiim:
eomo out a bend with tus inb
lingo crop. Lettuco hopo so
COI.. (lOI.N'd, who, notwIthstnu-JIng
his nillltnry title, remains neu
tral, living on Central uvrnnu
nnd doing business on Front
ft, cot, took o F.dltor and Ills
family out for a short spin In
his auto Wednesday. Cosh'
It's great to be u friend of tho
unnolnted few.
HUOKNi: CHOSTHWAITK lotiuned
this week from San Fran Isco
and when nsked about the Fair
ho saljl ,t wns worth tho lilp
Just to sco "Stella" to say noth
ing of a. "slumming trl.i" through
Chinatown with somo Knngaa
"school mnrms." Qono lo smo
tinvolcr when ho goes to the
city.
COUNCILMAN COOK Is getting to
bo n tegular globo trotter. Ho
wont to llaudon last week, made
a trip to North ilonil last night
nnd expects to go to San Fran
cisco next month.
H.MIIii:..MVIIII,K
HAY Ol.t.lVANT threatens to coino
homo from .San Francisco soon.
hmim.'-a-whim:
I). Y. STAFFORD was a pleasant
uillor hi this sanctum Wednes
day nnd wo wish lie had been
nblo to stny longer, ('.ill again,
Dave.
- smiii:..mvium:
MCW THOMAS wlslios us to report
that ho is still on tho sick list,
hut not so much so as ho was
last week. Wo are glad to nolo
Unit l.uw Is improving.
smiuna-wiiiu:
A. K. NIH'F Is planning on organ
izing a Fathom' Cub for tho pur
poso of Inaugurating a F.iIIiom
Pay. Notwithstanding his name,
ho says "Dad" Welsh Isn't ollg-
ilile.
smii.k-.mviiii.i:
011V CilAMHIJHS, who Is now n
full-fledged, horiiy-hnuilod son of
toil, was In from Ills much MiU
week. lie says lie expects to
FRUIT CANNING
APPLIES
Wo are nil preare,l to supply all jour needs the cans, tlio
lids, tho iiiblier, tho fruit uiid tho sugar.
MASOX .IAI5H, in pints, ipmrts and halg-gallon hle.s.
, KCOXO.MV.IAIIH In pints, qiiatis and half-gallon sle.s.
v HUKK-HIIAIi .IAIIS In plutM nml ipiuris, j
IMni Ihls and MihberN for all thiee in all slcs. ,'.
. Also ,ngs and rovers for (ioldeii Stato .Mason Jars. ' '
Phone us your order, or drop in.
COOK'S
GROCERY
M
P
ROMPT
OPULAR
ROGRESSIVE
riiono ihi).
I . .. w-
rAvtfirt) A.C
i 'nu; iMioi'ij; of iioidiAs,
'Vi:, coos A XII (THIIY
COIXTIKS.
Imluiling old fhovvtli, Second
(,r"lli and Saplings. Wo want to
,l" )u that Dr. I.osllo, of the Mb
l J"lj rominltten (old lis jester
''') that Mnihlifielil is pilng have
'e best in, f .itily celebiatlon on
l;"lh, (overiiif; July St 1, Itli and
oli nml bo mints all of joii t
Oinm nn, i i,,. I.,,, ,,,,,.. ,-,.i, ,,u Wi-
. '. ....... ....'' --
kiin ii.. ...ii,. , .. I,. ,.,.,,.... mi...
- .nnnu illlll lllll S'",",, '
Knead the Dough? ?
a '" his truthfiiln
I J )s
WalMff T
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TITLE GUARANTEE.
& ABSTRACT C0.;
Henry Keugsl.u l.eu, Igi" ,
TRY OUR FLOUR.
Good Flour Makes Good Citizens.
HE GOOD I
Tho fury of a pomiiu scorned Is
nothing who,, (on, pared to tho fury
of friend wife when friend husband
wakes her up and tells her that her
i nil mucin nun mm .11 mu wm j ...... ,
linotl promising young men and ,,,'""" '" '"'" """ '"""'
teth away with it. And tlioy send
unto him a bid to tlio vuuldlng feast
and behold, the bids nro fashioned
1 b .Miiutgummery Hawbuck in u far
city.
I Flowery and long is tho woddlng
inotUe tho odltor prlntoth. The min
ister gottoth ton bonog. The groom
deth die odltor off fo.-
e-mouth subgciiptlou. ,
'l flesh is grass and in tlui) the'
Ite Is gatlierud into the silo. 1 1:
i, Inlster gottoth his hit. Tr.o e-Ji
tor piinteth u douth notice, tvv;
(o'uiniii of obituary, throo IrniK'J no-
lees, n cubit of pootry ani a cid
of thanks. And ho forgott:;i to
rei.d proof on tho bond nod lli
.mined thing coineth out "'Joni to
Her Last Hoisting I'hico."
And all that nro kin to tho ile-
KiiM.l Jumpeth on tlio iditor with
v toiling groat Jumps. And they
pi1leth out their adsand idiuellelh
ilulr siibsdliitlons and ''.n svviug
tie hammer unto the third and
totn!ii generations.
.smim;... wiiii. i;
Tf
rVY.v:
GOOD THINGS TO EAT
Wo place the iholcest that tho Portland, Kim l-'rimclsco nnd
Coos County maikets iifford, nt jour command. Among the new
things this week me eliolco iaspberrlts, loganberries, plums and
gieen peppers. Other good things for tomorrow are:
Local (iieen Teas
String I leans
I led and Whlto New rotutoe.s
Itliiihath
lliinih Turnips
('in i tils
Itadlshes
Onions
CuciimberH
X'evv Local Cabbage
lllpo TomatoeN
Cauliflower
(.'aliforiiln Cherries
Coos Cherries
I'emliCM
Apricots i
Caiitalotipos
Walerineloii
Htravvlieriie.s
Oranges
llaiianas v
I'lorhhi and California (.'ntpo
Fruit
I'lrsl, CocoauulN
CurrniitN
NASBURG
GROCERY
Corner Central Avenuo and Kvcwml
Ktreet.
IXSTA.NTLV
ItliMOVIW ALL
STAI.VS I'HOM
WIHTi: (.'OOIIS
ntici;
50c
i:iliislvely at
-FOR-
TailoHng, Cleaning & Pressing
Be sure that you send your clothes to the right place,
or call
JAY DOYLE
Will call anywhere any time.
il."(l (.Vntnil Avenuo
liiouo iir.O-X
"TBe Owl"
I'ninl. I), Cohan,
Tho Central Avenue Drug Store
Avtro A.C
-ivrvivA 1-1 j u
and FILM'
HERE we have
the Ansco
development
of the folding
camera. Comes
in three sizes at
$45 to $55. Other
Anscos, $2 up.
See them all. We
are headquarters
for everything
photographic.
Coos ll.ij Stationary Co.
rim no CHI.
l);l Centrul Ave. JjJJ'J
rv
r
VISIT OUR NEW STORE
Wo have Hied to aiiaugo It to please joii and your friends.
Diop In, Wo will he pleased lo show tho mrniigcinoiit to joii
ami lo have joii try miiiio of the new sheet imisle helectloiiM on
our pianos or to play (he latent rcortls on our lctor machlnos.
L. L THOMAS MUSIC CO.
Coiiholldallon or Wiley II. Allen ami W. II. Haines .Music Stocks
l:i Central Avenue,
Waiting For One
at the Plate
Haines
V!.oni fi;i:d
wdhw
Watnfieut, ' onti.tl Avenuo
. nit. w. a. tovi:,
DKNTIST
Hours 9 to 12; 1 lo 5.
v itoom l!OI, Irving Hhlg.
Central Avenue. Murshflold
-. ."'1 .. waiTrTai
t-- , fn niniui
t i wfe''MMnm27rTMftlZHr
:';il
InventoryList Free
Special blank forms provided for Itemizing tho articles In
your household, furniture, kitchen furnishings, etc., so that In
case of a loss you can havo everything listed. Thoy aro most con
venient, pull t my office and secure one. They are free to
everyone.
It's our aim to servo our patrons and tho public.
E. I. CHANDLER
IXHI'IIAXCIJ
coki; iiuiLiuxa
Isn't half as much fun as
waiting for a friend
at the
Smokehouse
The Home of
Good Cigars and Good
Tohaccos
Chandler Hotel Bldcj.
PLAN TO TAKE
SUNDAY DINNER
AT THE
Chandler Hotel
a Good Menu
The Hub of
Central Avenue
.'SKaT"'1""
flhws.
3sr
75,
ii.iiiw nimwsW tM '! J.r3?