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THE COOS BAY TIMES', MARSHFIELD", OREGON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 1, 1915 EVENING EDITfON.
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The Central Avenue Booster
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CKXTItATj AVKNOM, TltlDAV, JAXUAHY J, UM."
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THE
Prescription Pharmacy
lYnnlc I). Cohan.
THANKS YOU FOR YOUR BUSINESS IN THE PAST AND
WISHES YOU
Prosperity for the Coming Year
Aluminum Ware - Fireless Cookers
They make housework a joy and no kucnen is com
plete without them. Aluminum always looks nice, is
easily kept clean and gives more service for the
money. You will be surprised to find out how rea
sonable our prices are on it.
Drop in and see
Nino
A Happy New Year
IF YOU WISH IT PROSPEROUS ALSO SEE US ABOUT
SOME COOS BAY REAL ESTATE.
Aug Frizeen,
68 Central Ave.
A Happy New, Year to You All
JJappy may it be,
Wo hope thai many mora may coma
Which you will live to .see
Wo hope that each rccurrimj Halo
January First
Will find you in a merry dale
And never in a t hi rail
THE SMOKEHOUSE
HILLTAimS ( VmiI nil A
STOP! LOOK!! LISTEN!!!
Do you know this is the only French Dry Cleaning
Shop on Coos Bay?
UNIQUE PANTATORIUM.
Jay Doyle's Place.
256 Central Avenue. Phone 250-X
HERE'S TO A HAPPY HOLIDAY,
HEALTH AND WEALTH FOR ALL THE YEAR.
HAPPY NEW .YEAR TO ALL
PIONfER GROCERY CO.
Phone 84 :: :: :: :: :: 81 Central Avenue
A Happy and Prosperous New
Year to all is the Wish of
J L Terrell
Chandler Barber Shop
CKXTUAIj avk. op couiisk.
E. I. CHANDLER
Marino
Insurance
K Fire
I. Auto.
COKE BUILDING
I Marshfield
PLAN TO TAKE
SUMDAY DINNER
AT THE
Chamidlleir Hotel
a Good Menu
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Mel G. Duncan
Phone 181 J
venue.
OMARS
Accident
Plato Glass
Burglary
Oregon
The Hub. of
Central Avenue
TIIK CKXTltAI AVKXUH ilOOSTKIt
Published Kvciy Vridny In tho Inter
ests of Coos liny In General and
(Vutral Avonuo In paitlcului-.
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Subscription I'rlco. Your good will,
niul moniborsblp In tbo UooBtcr.Club.
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OUIl STAl'-K.
Managing Editor. "Nationally Ad
vertised" Frank D. Coban.
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JiATKST AVAlt XKWS.
J. T. Hnrrlgan, Cnpt. Mucgcnn nnd
Harry McKeown bold a council of
wnr yesterday and decided that tbo
Allies should proceed at onco to forco
tbo Dutch ncrosg tbo Rhine. Lord
Kitchener thinks this should not bo
attempted till spring, but that don't
uiako no difference
HAPPY XKW YKAlt
Tboro Is a man on Central avonuo
so stingy that ho never buys n calen
dar for foar bo nray not llvo tho year
out nnd be nblo to uso It up.
HAPPY XKW YKAU
Til 13 AX.
Now Year's Day Is with us
And wo know boyond a doubt,
That tbo gobblers will got It
If they don't
watch
out.
J. T. HARHIdAK.
HAPPY XKW YKAlt
VOIXT OP THK .lOKK.
(Dedicated to A. K. Peck by A. Y.
Myors.) '
Ho told a funny story,
Which ho thought wns full of wit;
Hut tbo Btory wasn't funny
Tbnt's tbo funny part.of It.
Death and Christmas bills nro both
bard to shako.
FLASH
LIGHTS tiik iiAitonsT lixk
OX COOS IIAY AT
$1.25, $1.50, $1.75
$2.00 and $2.25 '
LKT US PLASH OUIt
FLASHTiinilTS OX YOU
Norton &Hanscns
TWO STOKKSs
CKXTItATj AVK. FItONT ST.
Before Parting
With Your Money
IX HUYIXG UKAIi KSTATK 8KCUHK
A COMI'IjETK AHSTHAOT FJIOM
THK
Title Guarantee and
Abstract Co.
Which Is prepared to turn out First
Class Work. This wlll-savo you nn
ltoyanco and oxponso afterwards. Wo
also look after assessments and pay
ment of taxes.
Mnrtriiflold offico In Coko Building
opposite Cluuidlor Hotel, PJiouo
U-J.
Coquillo Offico adjoining Fann
ers' Hank Mock. Phono 101.
llandon Office, McNulr llullding.
Phono 182.
Henry Sengstacken
Manager.
A Happy
Is qur wish to ono and all. To our many friends and patrons,
wo extend our thanks for ono of tho most prosperous seasons that
wo bavo ever bnd and during that tltuo It has boon our ondoavor
to mako It n happy ono for all with whom wo camo in contact.
Again wishing nil tbo compliments and Joys of tho season, wo
are gratofully yours
PUHE FOOD OnOCKHS.
A Good Place to Trade
Corner Central Avenue nnd Third Street
OB
INTO SOCIETY
lluhl First lllg Annual llnnquet at
Chandler Hotel Last Night with
Much Speech-making.
kuokxk chostiiwaiti:
acts as toastma.stkh
Frank Cohan Presides As President
and Fred Weaver Waves as Sec.
retnry AVho AVns There.
Tho first annual mooting and ban
quet of tbo Central Avonuo Uoosters
was hold last evening at tho Chand
ler hotel. Frank Cohan presided
nnd Fred Weaver waved as secretary.
h. h. Thomas moved that tho meet
ing bo opened with music, but A. E.
Noff, with an over alert eyo to busi
ness suggested a can opener, while
Harry McKeown, who is somo Httlo
wit himself, amended to mako it a
corkscrew. President Cohan congrat
ulated tho Uoostors on tho year's
work and announced that Eugono
Croathwalto would act as toastmastor.
Gono nroBo to tho occasion nnd
demonstrated that ns nn after dinner
speaker ho had Domosthonos nnd
Hugh McLnln In tho discard. Ho
said In part:
"Follow Doo8ter nnd (worthiest)
follow cltlz-slzz-slzz " (Hero ho was
interrupted by A. T. llnlncs, who
wanted to know If ho thought ho wns
nddrosBlng n hunch of liumnn Boltzor
bottles, but Gono Ignored tho Inter
ruption nnd proceeded) " as I stand
bofbro you on this perspiring occa
sion I nm ovorwnrmed with depre
ciation to hnvo tho prlv-vlll-lcgo to
address you. In tho Innguago of
that gront genonil, Eucalyptus Grant,
It Is Indeed a plonsuro to appear be
fore so mnny follow-shlrkors-nud tbo
tho spirit within mo nrlos out I for
got what kind or spirit It is but it
crlosi out "Pleurisy onions!"
"I stnnd boforo you tonight as tho
frioud and champion of labor. This
Is tho ago when everybody should
work ovorybody olso.
"Wlmt ovorybody on Coos Day
wants Is money. Coot Day girls
want mntrl-monoy; wives wnnt pin
money; divorced women wnnt nll-
monoy, and Henry Songstnckon wants
everybody's money. Just now there
Isn't much monoy In circulation.
Dollars aro scarco, nickels are scarcq
and Hint's what throws tho scares
Into all of us. Al Mendol says "mon
oy tnlks," but all It over says to mo
Is "good-byo." Dlfforent nations bavo
different kinds of monoy. England
has pounds and shillings, Frnnco hns
centimes and louts and Gormnny has
marks. Of courso wo hnvo got marks
on Control nvenuo, too. I'm a mark,
but Guy Chnmbors Is tho goat.
"Last wook I swallowed a ploco of
window glnss which gavo mo a 'pano,'
so I went to seo Doc Housoworth.
Aftor ho had examined mo I said:
AVoll, Doc, what do you mnko out of
it?' Ho said: 'Doforo I got through
I'll mako $200 out of It. Thon bo
oporatod on mo bo cut out my tod
dy nnd my cigarettes. Ho would bavo
cut out my appoudlx, too, only I had
It in my wife's nnnio.
"John D. Rockofellor says ho be
lieves In taking tho world ns ho
finds it, but tho troublo is ho wants
to tako It nil at onco. John says
In his own dofonso that ho only takes
what Is right. And he's speaking tho
truth. John only takes what Is right
and tho peoplo must tako what is
loft.
"Ho says you can't got rich by
keeping your hand In your pocket.
And again John Is correct. If you
wnnt to got rich nowadays you'vo got
New Year
rhono 100
to put your hnnd In somebody clso's
pockot. Ho says Hint the secret of
success Is pluck. Hut if John visited
Central nvenuo ho would find that
tho peoplo aro getting so wlso It's
hard to 'pluck' them."
Hero bo 'was Interrupted by loud
cries of "That's right! We're wise,"
etc. Hay Olllvant said ho wanted to
mnko a few remarks on tho Central
Avonuo pioneers, but there wero ob
jections by Geo. E. Cook nnd Ivy
Condron.
Tho pnrly broko up as midnight
broke nnd so wero a few of tho oth
ers. Among those present wore Geo. E.
Cook, George Goodrum, Fred Weaver,
Low Thomas, Hay Olllvant, H. J. Mc
Kcown, C. Q. VanDuyn, Jim Kollnnd,
Ouy Chambers, Geno Croathwalto, D.
Y. Stafford, Frank Cohnn, Dorsey
Kroltzor, Henry Sengstncken, August
Frizeen, Mel Duncan. Jay Doyle, A. E.
Xcff, J. T. Hnrrlgan nnd A. T.
Haines.
HAPPY XUW YEAH
CKXTHAIi AVKXUK JOTTIXGS.
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How About It? Going to swenr off
today? Neither are wo.
Try This This Year. An ounco of
boosting Is worth n pound of knock
ing. Sell your hnmmor.
Tho Peek-a-Hoo Kind Santa Claus
didn't hnvo nny troublo In seeing
through somo of tho silk stockings on
Christmas night.
Itesolutlon Day. Today Is resolu
tion day. If you hnvon't nny now
ones, got out your old Inst year's
ones nnd dust 'em up.
High IlrmvM Hero. Tho Intellect
uality of our community is Increased
CO per cent this wcok, nil tbo boys
nnd girls being homo from college.
Strong Expressions "lly the groat
Hornspoon" Is supposed to bo n rath
er strong expression, but "Duy on
Central nvenuo" is n stronger ono.
A rolMied Gentleman. It cost Dr.
Toyo ? 1 . G T to got bis shoos shlucd
Christmas. Doc says they come pret
ty nonr "clennln' him" ns well ns
tho shoes.
A Xew Addition. W. J. Conrad
mndo n trip to Coquillo this weok to
Invctitlgnto n proposition to mnko
somo real cBtnto Investments In somo
town lots. Ho cnlled on Assessor
Thrift and asked about tho -valuations
In tho section ho had In pros
poet. Assessor Thrift gave him tho
Information desired, cspeclnlly nbout
tho Hco Hlvo district. "What is tho
'Uoo-Hlvo' district?" asks Con. Tho
assessor told him Hint that was tbo
placo where ovorybody got stung.
CKXTHAIi AVKXUK SAYIXGS.
A. E. NEFF says bo soils hammers;
ho doesn't uso 'em.
HENHY SENGSTACKEN says that
tho Gorman raiding flcot put tho
scar In Scarborough. Wo can't print
what J. T. Hnrrlgan says.
D. Y. STAFFORD camo down town
Sunday without having bis shoes
shlned nnd his social standing drop
ped lower than tho mercury,
HAPPY NEW YKAU
QUKRTIOX FOIt THK DAY:
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AVhy appoar pleased at your Christ
mas gift and thon knock It nfter tho
glvor has dopartod?
HAPPY XUW YKAU
AVHKX OHKGOX GOES DUY
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AVords nnd Music by Cap. T. j
J J, Macgonu, Poet of Pacific j
(Copyright. Applied For.)
Wo'ro all pneked up nnd ready
AVo'ro going out of town,
Since tho old maids got tho ballot
Thoy screwed tho lit right down.
But tho girls will bo sorry
AVhon thoy boo our car go by,
Wo'ro nil going down to 'Frisco,
AVhon Oregon goes dry.
Wo'ro sorry that wo'ro going,
But wo novor could stay bore,
To drink Beunott nnd Buttermilk
AVhon wo lovo Thorn's good boor.
And n gin fizz for a coolor
AVhon our temperature Is high,
Wo'ro nil going down to 'Frisco
AVhon Oregon goos dry.
Tho Biiffragottes aro laughing,
They're having lots of fun,
But nt tbo noxt election
AVo'U glvo them qulto a run.
We'll put a ban on powder.
Red paint and groy-hulr dyo
Wo'll nil going down to 'Frisco
AVhon Oregon goes dry.
Tho city will go busted
It cannot pay tho bills,
And at North Bend and Eastsldo
They'll bo running piivuta stills,
And tho drug store working over
time While Jack Cartor winks his oye,
AVo'ro all going down to 'Frisco,
AVhon Oregon goes dry.
HAPPY NEW YKAU
A HAPPY NEW YEAR
For You nnd n Jlox of
kk.
Chocolates will make a Happy Xew Year for Her.'
BTAFFOIt 1'S OF COURSE.
A
PPRECIATION
WE WISH TO
EXPRESS
TO YOU OUR
APPRECIATION
OF THE BUSINESS
ENTRUSTED TO US
DURING THE PAST YEAR
AND TO ASSURE YOU
THAT OUR BEST
EFFORTS WILL BE EX
TENDED TO RETAIN
YOUR VALUED ORDERS
THROUGH THE YEAR
TO COME.
c
OOK'S
How about that new piano?
We have a fine line of instruments to select from.
Terms can be arranged to suit your convenience.
ley E,
L. h. THOMAS, Mrt.
CENTRAL AVENUE. RUSSELL BLK.
BUYING A TYPEWRITER ?
If so, have tho following factory rebuilt mach
ines on hand:
Itemlngton Xo. (I $30 Tj. O. Smiths ?M
Ileiulugtou No. 10 $55 Underwood No. O 00
$5.00 ciifih; $5.00 per month. All nmchliuw Bunrunteed for oo
year. Also ribbons and carbon pajior.
CARL L. STOCKIN
22 Central Avonuo.
Telephone 350.
A SYSTEMATIC HABIT
of saving Is a character builder and a good biibliu'sti ussct,
Xo ono Is too Kor to arquiro tho havingH habit.
$1 will btart an account with iik.
A checking account In thin good hank adds to tlxo convenience and
Bafety cf doing business and goes far toward establishing your
btandlug in tho community. ,
Thero Ih no expendo attached, nnd your account will receive cour
teous and careful consideration.
This hank Invites your liuslnohs and promises bafety, liberal term
and witlsfactory service.
First Mat:iniaI",A
Barik
OIF Coos Bay
Central Avenue
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