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CKXTHAI, AYKXt'K SAVIXCJS
AT ONi: FKI,I, SWOOP
The mistakes of others would' he
more amusing ir you hail nono
your own to answer for.
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$ nnuwwwill cienver anyiimigi anywuoic, any time, tuning
busing HOUI'S' and at no cxtttr cost, ' -.y' " ' '
. MAIL YOUR ORDERS
and wo will deliver free,
SEND YOUR ORDERS
and wo will troat your child or messenger as courteously
as wo Would yourself,
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V, nnllln tnlin nnnr-nn
;, bmiiu iuuh unuttia i
'Ik ,
and c '$111 give you a diua sloio soivice satisfactory to
the fullest degree,
PtiblMiecl Kvei.v Friday In (lie lnlcr- (Dedicated to
t"lM 111 mi 1111,1 III H-flL'llll 411111 f .. .
Central Au'iiue In Particular, mend, u. Jv.)
A lot of doctorri votoil dry.
Subscription Price. Your Rood will. Although I hoy llko lliolr nip,
and membership In the Hnoster Club, iwnn.n tlim- fw mm i,ni.ioK
::::.---. - ' Nn.itt a mbhw ..nni nn. ir i,H,t,, f0lt "" lmh ovor' rtW
One Street One Flag? One Country. jAn.1 bo. though folks nni healthy. ' lll-wuf 'rM,, "!?1;"
. . . .and Ono Wlfo nt a time And will bo so. I ween ,hl nfto!' tllQ.rt' wo M bo ,,lt, inoB
tirrtiffllitlm. wlii.J ..-111 'l.h ...f,l lCSS.in IIIO UOrid
UIII illJuUilW.N.
TO DjjjGopd. "
OL'lt POI ITICS.
Moro ntftflhoss.
Knterod nt the lWhrfiro n3 strictly
Flrst-Clnss mnttorr there Is nothing
Second-Class nbout Central Avenue.
: "Ilnve you got nny of thoso llJ.VCs, i
! i piicpnrallons for removing super- A ChecH, JlessjijIj"
01 flimus liulr?" asked Davo Stafford, KU1 Bnys ,le " Just r'ecelvM ri'
stopping Into (ho Owl Drug Store I ?"K fro"' King oeor ea
tho other day. Ucr' Sengstnckcn n.?i .-. .
i.-,..i, ,irl80J 'f the nPrn,.. "lDe
-' (ill it,
'Yea Sir," answer
'rosrrlptlon wrltiii will ihb Bod
In Nineteen Sixteen.
In warfare trouble Is tho ,$l -u,
bf ninny niiHtlioKj(lsofc. ,,
'HI.,.,. I,.,, lt.li...,. II.... it !'... .i. .1..
J 1IVV 11 J liuuj,n lllilL IMt'.V. IjlHIIIUL llll . . ..
aiui romo onti, sail, muiwior.
Polled to rotrei
intiuijo.
nPn,n. : ' ue .
"" were
"Ul t BlBhM
Tho blh'gest thing that ho -has done-
At that ho Ik no Koer.er,
nni yi'APi.v '
Mnnngiug Kdltor. "Nationally Ad- I,s when he beat tho AUI03 hack
"G'lyo mo n Plnt.IVaiit'fe-uRo
,It 011 my hend." ,J'k, '; ' '
,. "Ifllt. Dave, von in WLritfni,.. Tnl .-., Ill
K;or' mnn ,Wj4w tliht It he superfluous hair on .Miiir hoh,l. M , from Not!, W
couht git Mi!MouhoHV,nro nearly bald M& :'' 'lhft oioMltrffiWv1
could Hdl- the UMWi oil! flroMffl lilt irn. i A...v'OT, .. Ji . imr Ai.ifL : i " f'4 WlSltt
us. -vflw . v,Ln7;n,i ,3w:.r orartii:- uMmi:.
' . !!'; ...monfoun.lo.l hair lm$7utm K';M Al. IhoV
t . .. . rr.TTrrr: t iiiv unit 1 want tn mmnvn iiw. f agree mm Tim. i... . "r'lnoi
GIOTTO l''Olt T K DAY 1 ,. ,. . 7,: '"",Ml ,,,, , ,,' '"rnea W '.Vrfik i
' ' of It at 0110 fcllHvooi) and linvo i.Uul"l 1 madder bin n v.,. m !
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PHOUC 74 J
.W ORESCRIRTIOK
XHARMACVL
m M)Sll4.0flT!x HtAwllJ?)
;riANK O. COHAH MAMSHriULD, OMCCON.
veilUeil" I'rniik I), ("oluin.
I Itcriviitloii lldltoi- J. T. Iluiilgiui.
Musical Killtor I. L. TIioiiiik.
PJoneer IMKor (Jeo. II. (Viok.
Household Department. Hurry Me
, Keou n.
ClillilrotiV l)cwii(inenl "Cmuly KM"
SliilTonl, IMIIor.
II:iliy Kdlliir Ivy Coiulrou.
I'iiiiiiiclnl Kdlliir. l)iiH.ev ICicllrr.
Iliillli mill llcmily Hints.' .1. I. 'IVr
; roll. Kitllnr.
Itcnl Kstuto i:lltin Angus) I'lleon.
I Wteiliimy llilllcr (,Yo. (.ooilruiii.
(mi (Ion l.dilni' Itny Olllvmil.
AVIio swarm along the Yser.
Oeo. Sellg.
No niau over mlrcpedpil pornmti-1 U1U " ("Gr-
ontly who tried to pull himself up I
by pulling tho other fellow down.
THH liATIWT WAlt NIVS
E. I. CHANDLER.
JMii'ino
Aulo
jai'slifiol(l
nsiiraece
coke Buirnrxa
Accident
Pluto Glass
Burglary
Oregon
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ICAN YOU ACCEPT A TIP?
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n: do a (Ji;xi:ii.i, m:.i, hsttk iusixkss; issui: ai.ii
kinds of jsntnrv iiovds, uitin: AM KIXIIS OF IXSl'lt-
S AXC'i; IN STAXDAItl) CO.MPAXIKS, AND IIKPKKSKXT SKV.
i:n.i 0KT111: iii:st thaxh-atlaxtic stkamkiiip co.mpax.
II.S CAM, AXI) SICK IS. .
Aug. Frizeen. Mel. G. Duncan
(I'M I ted and Selected by Dorsoy
Krollor. J. T. llarrlgnn, n 1110m
bor of tho lloostor odltorlnl force,
infuses to assume any responsibil
ity for this article)
Tho GorniniiH havo tnkon Pilsner,
and uro ifow surroinidlng T)oIlca-
i totwon, whoro the wurst Is oxucctcil.
I1 Tho Ilolglan Hares 'ha vo ipiil'a
inning 0111 wan 1110 woisu Hiue
blls, and the Swiss Choose Ib shot
full of holcH.
This will make tho Irish Stow
and tho KngllKlt Mustard Hot, and
If tho KiiHsluii Caviar hooh the
Frouch Pastry, It may stnrt n
Swiss Movement Watch!
Tho Spanish Onions aro strong
for n nilxiip, and If tho Homo Pro-1
servos are called out and spread
over tho Gorman Noodles, thoy may
Ketchup with tho Navy IloaiiH,
,,; thereby causing an uprlsliig of the
Drussols Sprouts. M0I11 (iott.
CHOCOfiATICS "Tho Cmuly of Cliiirnetci-"
STAFFORD'S WELL KNOWN STANDARD IS EX
CELLED IN THIS LATEST PRODUCT
I PKItSOXAIiMF.XTlOX
JACK KIJNDAU, says
kivmhIvo party Is hIIII on tho of
fensivc. hook itf; California."
H ''"Puliir X,m.-i,ri E y
row solved ttl,nnd.om. "new !j
"I"" n tho lirunkmi.. w? C,i
1 iin.i ,... i .... . . "' "inridi.
1 1 " ""'" " "-' '"id nny doubt ,.1
, no oxtut f i,,s Bi:r
Tho Pro-il'nH been dlspellMi Pi...T ttJ
Ontra. wan.sieu--
Poll! (IS hi (Ihlnl
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well-known nu.i.
UAY 01,1,1 VANT uiiido aftrlp to tli0Flynn, tho well-known 'ov, k T'
wntorfront Tuusday i!) soo tho llltlrlnii. w.-m n visitor nn m.?
CHASE & SANBORNS' COFfEE
TIIKKK lll.KXDK, .", Il)e mid loc PKIt POUND.
tiiksi: c(ffki:s iiavi: m:i:x htaxdaiii) ix tiik i;xiti:i
STATKS FOlt FIFTY YICAItS
PIONEER GROCERY CO.
Phono SI.
SKI.M.Vd AfJKXTS FOlt .MAItSHFIKM)
SI Central Avcuuo
boat conio In,
W. .1. C0NUA1) says Homo Coos
liny men marry a woman In order
to osenpo lonolliiosH and thon
Join tho Mllllcoina Club In ordor
lo oflrnpo tho woman.
WALTKIt niJTI,Klt, of Iho First
Nntloniil, roturnod this weok from
n vacation trip to California. Ho
donloH that his nroMonrtv thorn
.jhitd anything to do with (ho big
'wot voto In that section.
I STOHV FOlt TIIK DAY
i((l (Vutttil Aciiut'.
Phono 1N1-J.
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"Wo aro attempting ultogothor
too rapid a pace," roiuarked a Myr
tle Point man to Frank Cohan the
other day,
"Tlutt'H ipilto truo," Frank ans
.worcd. "Instead of Injlng roiituut
to have the onrtJi go round once
In twenty-four hours, we'd llko to
have It go around twenty-four Union
In ono hour."
; The Besfr of Everything lo Eai
suiiYici: and pitici: to coi:m:spoxn
You can always g?t these nt tho
Pl'lll'J FOOD stoih:
whole tho liit-L of FUKSII Kill' ITS AXI) Kt.K'IAm.KS may always
1.0' r,.u,..i. ';AN.til(. rHnillllH "Heinz 57 Varieties"
The only More In the Mate of Oregon carrying (his complete line.
Ollivamitt & Weaver
PUIIi: FOOD GIIOCKItS.
Corner Central Avenue nixl Third Sheet Phono 11)1)
RlUll-JNU CIIOSTIIWAITW mndo a
trip to the Chandler tho othor
day niul talkod Charlie Van Diiyn
Into an ordor for somo fancy
Candy boxos. Charllo wiys there
Is nothing too swoot for his cigar
stand girls.
.T. TOM IIALI, may contost the olou
tton bacnuso ho luls found so
few poplo who didn't voto for
lilm. Ho hoj-h tho porsonal
pledgos he recolvod from pooiilo
In Coqulllo Indlcalo that thero
' Is something wrong with tho re
turns from that precinct.
avniinn IMU , 1. . . -.wiiiiu
'oon a guest of W,. mh
Mynii gavo the Iloostcr rcporW
lutt-rvlow on tho political ,ltwllo ?
In that state, but tho lanpilgeW
bo warm tbat wl.cn tl10 re"',
trlo.1 (., transcribe It th0 tmZ,
Keys melted, l), r. sayd.lie b nj
in imiiiuch nny inpro, , .
Thoro was' nn old relink in vifC(t
Who was annoyed by a ldui'4i.
ing rooster, ( u 1
So ho cut off Ids licaj '
Ami now thnt It's dead
It doh't crow as loud ns It utttr.
,.. . 1. Y, swiori,
MAX'S I.OYI: op AXIMAIA
Somo nion are fond of anlmili; '
Tholr souls nre full of pity.
At nny rnto, thoy sit up late
To fatten up tlio "kitty."
TIIK TWO OIISTIIUCTIOXS.
GKO. !:., COOK, p.lopooredor nf
Tho Iloiptor, Ik a rand Ida to fhr
tho, City Council, nnd.of courso
lias the unqualified approval' of
"Tako off your liat!"
Kudo men behind her crlJ.
And she (Just think of It) taj,MR
tint tlioy were still unratlifld.
And yelled with tlielr niouUuopett
wide, .
",Takp off your rntl"
o
TIIK KMOTIOX.W, tiiiutklv.
c
. Create aim Estate
by luturlnx yourself In tho
MASSACIIl'SKTTS MUTCAI, 1.IFK
IXSl'ltAXCK CO.
nt
SHIP MAN BROS.
:tor..'ioH Coi.0 iiiiiidiug. piioxi: ,'i:i.j
UNIVERSAL ELECTRIC APPLIANCES
and
COMMUNITY SILVER
Till: MOST TTKi"TIK LINK OX COOS HAY
aia-ruir iiionh. kmhthic tosti;hs, scitahi.k
(iiitwnns piu:.ni:.ts -- si:d out wixnows.
FOlt
1
HSHFfEL
HARDWAR
FLASH
LIGHTS TIIK laiK.'ICST 1.1x1:
OX COOS HAY AT
$1.25, $1.50, $1.75
$2.00 and $2.25
I.KT IS FLASH OCK
FI.ASIII.K.'IITS OX YOU
Norton&Hansens
TWO STOICKS:
CKXTK.U, AVK. F'HOXT ST.
Thiinik of Thi
s Servnc
A clean steam towel as well as a clsan face towel
for each patron, together with high-class tonics anj
face lotions and courteous treatement every-day bar
gains, i
TERRELL'S Chandler Barber Shop
tKXTKAl, AVK. (F COIUSK.
Tho lloostor. Wo nevoY did sua-I A girl from St. I.ouIb, Mo.,
poet (ieorno of politics, but you j Was tfolzcd with n torrlble fo.,
poc
novor oa n tell what dlsonso a man
will catch when It hoeomos coir
tnglmiH,
She killed about three,
Hug got off scot free,
For her looks mndo n hit iltMbJ
J
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QUITTING BUSINESS
sick ocit advi:ktisi:mi:nt on wtrniKit P.vtJK
D.W'S TI.MKS.
LADIES EMPORIUM
Mrs. Nollie A. Owen
OF TO-
Central Avenue
War Prices Have
No Terrors
FOR THE MAN WHO BUYS FLOUR FEED AND HAY
AT
HAINES
Waterfront, Central Avenue
I
Before Parting
With Your Money
IX HCYIXO HKAI, FSTATK SKCl'HK
A COMPUrt'K AHSTHACT FKOM
Tin:
Title Guarantee and
Abstract Co.
Which Is prepared to turn out First
Cinss Work. This will savo you an
uoyiuico and cxpenso nftorwnrds. Wo
also look after assosaments and pay
niont of tnxes.
.Maishfleld office In Coko Hulldlng
ojiposlto Chandler Hotel. Phono
1 1-J.
('ouuillo Offlco adjoining Farm
cih' Hank Hlock. Phono 11)1.
Hiiuilou Office, MeXalr Hulldlng.
Phono tHU. i
Henry Sengstacken
Manager.
oney Plays No Favorites
-Tho man or woman who goos after it with tho greatest de
termination Is tho one who gals It.' A oheck account with this
bank Is a big step In the right direction. Hy tho slondy saving of
small niiiouuts you will soon build a wodgo to opportunity.
First National
.MS
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A Good Ciffar
A Good Game
of Billiards
OX OOOI) TAIUiKS
A CJOOI) PhACK TO SPKXI) A
PliKASAXT IIOUH
a (.'ood pi,aci: to .micict
j YOUIt FHIKXDS
YOU'hh comks
(JOODI
Roman Malt
The Smoke House
Chandler Hold Hlock,
Central Ave,
TIIK XKU'K.ST FOOD
PKODUCT
A Real Health
Food
COHHKCTS A.ND 1MHWVM
DKJKSTIO.N
PltKVKXTS A.ND nfitiEva
CONSTIPATION'
USK IT FOlt CJKMS, M'
OAKICS, WAVFMM, MCSIt,
.MUI'I'IX.S, Xl'T WAV,
(JIXfiKIt HltKAD, AXP
HKOWX HIIKAP, KWS
Oft it nt
Cook's Grocery
Tho Oldest Oiwcry filf
Central Acuo
Plioiio ISO.
.j
Central Avenue
Marshflcld, Oregon
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How about that new piano?
We have a fine line of instruments to select from.
Terms can be arranged to suit your convenience.
Wiley B. Allen Co.
I,. L. THOMAS, Mgr.
CENTRAL AVENUE. RUSSELL BIX
BUYING! A TYPI3WJUTKR? ,
If so, liavo the following fnetory rebuilt nincli
inos on. hmul : ,
llouiiiigtim Xo. ( $3.) j,. c. Smiths
lleinliigton No. 10 S."55 I'ndcnvocd Xo. 5
.".)() easli; .!.-.0() iier moiitli. All machines giiiirntccl for o
year. AIjxi ribbons and carbon paper.
CARL L. STOCKIN
22 Contral.Avonuo.
Tclophono H50.
Sales Agent.
Underwood Typowrlter Co,
Wales Vislblo Adding Machine.
American Mulllgraph Co.
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PLAtf TO TAKE
SUNDAY DINNER
AT THE
ChamidHeir, Hotel
The Hub of
a Good 'Menu Central Avenue
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