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About The Coos Bay times. (Marshfield, Or.) 1906-1957 | View Entire Issue (April 25, 1914)
, MABSHFIELD. OREGON, SATUKOAYj.AZS, 1914-EVENMG EDITIOM. r i i.vwew-"fitf THE COOS BAY TIMES TWO 9 "" "- F-urious Lessons L-ate Hours U-nexpected Company N-othing Prepared K-lcked out of Class Nothing like the above in our class. x CBNTKAIi BUILDING. MORE RUMS HHBHWHii Goodroads Day Today ABOUT BRIDGE rvif.l.f flwnlln. .. .. i tlm until Oft of tnOBO Vup!.8UX8havo imd 100 In .pell inr for tho weok: Myrtle Conklln, Cecil Doll, Goorgo Murphy, Walter Sneddon, Virgin In Johnson, Mark Boone, Jarl Nord mm and Lorna Wilson. Fourth Grade. Thoso -writing perfect spelling papers In tho weekly tost woro Kel ly Walp, Eugono Croathwalto, Larl ModBCir; Jack ColllnB, Herbert Mur phy, TUiubon Sanduulat, Nolta Gal InuRhor and Frnncla Sacchl In tho A ClaS. In tho B ClnBB woro Don old Gidloy, Kro Jarronon and Thor ald Connor. . , ,.., Thoso who have not been absent for tho past month aro "orbort Mur phy. Prancla Sacchl. Jack ColllnB, Enoch Anderson, Uiuuya u"" Frederick Hongland. Wallace Lang worthy. Calvin Sweet, John Nords trom, fitoon Magnus, Thyroid Con nor, Emerson Noft and Ero Jarron- ,UMra. Connor visited tho room one day this -week. . Second flnulc. High School. Mrs. Wood vlsltod our room oh Tuesday, April Slat. Pupllii receiving nbovo 00 In tho Inst two arithmetic tCBts woro: Augustus Hoffman 08 98 .. 1 TuiniaflH ..-......' w i-nui duiiiio.i.i Floyd Scott "' Ira Swcot Lois UasBford urioi ioii'j . .;,-, i. , Vup s receiving iuu u ' " nl nnd Avrltton spelling tho paBt two weeks woro: , ,. First week. l'aul Johnson. Flor onro Knrdoll and JoBophlno Savago. Second wcok. Jonn viiuuun. .. uatiia Hoffman. Paul Johnson. Jo oophlno Savago and Ocorgo Scott. SCHOOL HOCIAIi w Story Started That Southern Pacific Will Use rerry On Coos Bay. RnnnRnlnS GOODRUWAN-TS G000 ROADS A ND IS WILLING TO WORK ANDSPENDTOKH TO 0ET THEM, BUT GOOD R0AOS30KBAT)' ROADS The Ford Will Go Through AND GO THROUGH ON 'T.HETHAT DEMONSTRATES THAT IT IS THE CAR FOR ALrRQffiftjn, AtL. WEATHER ALL THETIME-. ' The Ford Is the Car v or i on 9S 04 08 07 According to parties closo in touch with tho Southorn Pacific, tho com pany is now figuring on using fer ries for handling tralnB acroBS tho Bay for a timo. Tho report lacks ..... ii !.,. ni if pnmes from parties cIobo In touch vlth tho sit uation, It has caused considerable comment. . . In view of tho statement of Sunt. W. F. Miller that tho Southorn Pa cific has arranged to havo tho deli very of tho stool for tho Coos Day brldgo to begin not later than Dec ombor 31, many doubt tho nuthcntl- .. . t: -..n, Ilotvnvor. tllOBO who placo crcdonco In it say that time will bear mom uui, As a reason for using forry sor vlco to cross tho Day, it Is claimed that tho forry and landing can bo tnstnllod at comparatively small cost li- ..,. t Inn will lint lift OXOOn- slvo as thoro will not bo many trains crossing it dally for a time. It said that tho forry will effect a big sav ing in lntorcsta and upkeep until tho triune grows neavy uiiuuku iy -rant tho oxponslvo typo of brldgo re quired by tho War Department for croHSlng tlio nay. inuy " was tho policy followed by tho Hill lines in crossing tho Columbia for "' Engmoor'wheolor of tho Southorn tnnlrin fnrwm linrft snld that ho thought somebody must havo start ed tho forry report as a Joke. OH, 1AMKS AND DAMSKLSJ What, next, oh, dames nnd dam- nuio, itt. You do to Btaruo a moucai mum Just now tho ntmosphoro revokes Your skirts so thin and cries for for clonka; Hut memories of Hummer a shows domain nnd so tho wonder grown As to another Bonaon's codo And to what will thon bo a la modo. . From ancient costumo you will atoal Still more, nnd yet aim moro ru- Because-lt brokejall record over tlwcowt road to Bandon in the hardest rainstorm of the seas . on and in the deepest mud. Because It is lighU. ' Because It Is easy orrtires. Because It burns less gasoline.. Because It burns less cylinder oil Because It is easy to operate. . Because You can buy the- parts one at a time and when" yoi i have-bouglit them all they only cost what the car would 'assembled. Because Every Ford dealer always carries a slock Because-Youd never 'have tb lay it up to wait for parts to come-ffonrfactorv by express. Because Goodrum has.a complete stonk: of parts al r-aciory unuus.' . Because It will run more miles for lesa money than nnv other carvmade. Because You do not bave to be ajjraifaic to keep. a ruiu in icjjuii. Because There are are more Fordst,.made and sukl than all othermakes put together. Because You can go-placas wlthadFinrfno other oac, can go. nononco Ymir oneration cost for one1 Year is aLtoul the same asany otker maRfi: for one-faurth that time. Because $650 Delivers to aifcf isomeii Coos Countv a'5-Bassen ger FORD fully equigpe FORD SPECIALS CARRIED IN STOCK Mlk Ilock school oil Soutii Cooj Itlvor hold an ontortalnmoni aim baHkot social last .Saturday night. Anrll 18. Two boats carried tho pas- oonBera winou. -. - - - . - SIT. oJofflrS Un So'Ma'nd dialog-, oV vvl.l you fancy exercise mob and n Play nil of which woro' And leave leas action for your wall rondorcd. Somo of tho nctorB oyeB? , , .YnLiKarkoil ability, eapeclally, Imagnlntlon plays a part, lrtrnSn,ll'olcaciir. Af-I And thoughts moro perfect will t.ir hn iilnv Bomo 3G baakots wero impart , , , .. Mid at auction. Mr. Hoy Landr'th, Of maid nnd matron who'll dla n!!inii iia auctioneer In hla uaunl wlt-'cloao rf manner "aid tho baakota .old for Mllcb less while wearing far moro lJ. nn U. ,nnnniiii r thn hiiIo w II elothea. ,', S.o ..rohaao an organ for the, An ear of pink, a laugh ng oyo m CD Cnrrl Tnrtl RnYfR Halliday Shock. Absorbers ij s ja, cylinder on pe.r. gallon New York Master Vibrators ' F rd SDecja champion "X" spark Connecticut Master Vibrators, " Bolt on Bumpers i" ROD cnj cnnoiai p.hamninn "X" strark: nluns .7! United States tires, 30x3 J-2 J5.ll ntfiri states tires, juxj ..- nj Bolton Bumpers uniiec waiw iuj, , - -,- Trunk Rqrks 500 Ford Non-skid Chains. .-v-7--v--7-T irunK nacKb no r-n u .,.. nn nninn tn nwn a u; nninn Fnrd'ths sm Seat uovers ioCft ,,,,, hoH hnitor nnt vnnr order in now. Auxiliary Water Circulator - w "ICI Y"" " ' GOODROADS GOODRUM'S GARAGE 327 Central Avenue MarshfieH, ecliool A roBobud mouth all will Imply Synthotlc boautlcB In tho fair Who hldea them from tho oyo nnd air. Say. will you onco moro challongo W-hon tlio clock Htrlkca la, wliai gazo-. Ono Who Was There. iuih)ia5ani)anhwi:hs m MaaaaaBHiaBi- . - a wi iii'w' . ij I i ii W I " -' II a "' !OOl) HOADS DAY NOT Tlmo for tho clock to bo fixed. Whut boenmo of the man who atolo tho calendar? Ho got 13. What did Ufa wlfo turn to? Ilubbor. , , . Why didn't tho dog wnnt to go in- llecauao ho had a bark of hla own In a rnco with tlmo why should a nlnglng master win? llocauso tlmo filed nnd tho singing mnBtor beata tlmo. Why la coal tho moat contradic tory nrtlulo In commerce? llucauBo whun purchaBod Inatead of Bolng to tho purchaser it gooa to tho cellur Though, 'tis not oaay to aninzo? Ilejectlng aKiria (iiupnunuuB. Will you atll havo tho laugh on ua? When beauty llborty has won, Her away baa only JiiBt begun! J. A. Wnldron In Judgo. ni: riu:i:iua'i,. He cheerful; no ono prefers to glvo hla order to a grouch. So ono selects a man with a grlovanco to mako a sale. No ono chooBca to do biiBlnesa with a sorehead. A Hmllo removes obstacles, over comes objections, Inspires faith, aud pavea tho way for bualncsa. Ulieor apoiia coiuhu'ik'o. uiiuutin-o minlU surcoaa. Meu who succcod Whoro wero the flrat doughnnt. i;herfu. Hltolla falluro. Men who fall aro gloomy. , . Cheer Is an asset. Gloom la a liability. It la a good business to aaaoclnto with mon who nro aolvont. Me cheerful na a bualnoaa proposi tion. fried In Grooco. In what placo did tlio cock crow when all tho world did hoar him? In Noah's ark. IS u'UKV Kll.MMICK TIMI WITH I'S. I. When summertime la with ua Life will bo hard to beat: Tho wlnd'll come, n-makln' u rlpplo In tho wheat; You'll half-forgot how winter your ploaaurea did destroy And I.ovo'll meet hla sweothoart In gardena bright with Jy" 11. Whon aummertlme la with ua all llfo'll seem a song; Wo'll wander whoro tho dais ies nnd the lilies lovo to throng; ,.,,,, Wo'll send pur jubllntlou n rlnglng to tho aklea. And I.ovo'll boo all hoavon in hla Bwoethonvt'a ahlnlng oyesl , L Frank h. Stanton. WAIt AN1 WAHIH.KS A soldier carola loud and long When sitting at his eaao. The tenor's volco gets In all wrong Whon something doe8 not please. u la a rathor curious thing No ono oxplalns It quite Tliut fighters always want to sing Aud singers want to fight. J1'"1" "'"A IiKflAI. HOMDAV SAM3M. Or.. AprJt 'JC Good ..onda Day, April 25, la not a legal holiday., according to a to egrnm aont i '..... !ui, Pmmtv Cork or Co- nulllo, by Secretary of Stnto Olcott.. Tho clork wired tho secretary of Stato asking whothor tho proclama tion Issued uy mo rocuuvo um, mako tho day a legal holiday, and tho Secretary replied In tho nega tive. 'THIC WATKH MIA'" r .lr nn ttln llTPUBt Clf tllO rlViTt W Dull - - - O marvel of bloom and graco; Did you fall right down from heaven sa..4 r tim avniHt itlnru? You nro white aa tho thoughts of z. Angol Your heart la steeped In the aim; Did you grow in tho Golden City, My pure nnd radlnnt ono? Nay. Nay. I fell not 'rpm Heaven None gnvo mo my Saintly Wlilto; I alowly grew from tho darkness Down In the dreary night. From tho ooze of tho allont rlvor i ....... mi. irlow nnd crace. Whlto cloudB fall not, O my poet, Thoy rlso to tho sweetest place. OUlftlwu QUATERMAS STUDIO QUALITY PHUlUb Opposite Blanco Hotel, it.MiatoAO xori:s Itollalile-Folej'H Honey nnd Tar Compound Just bo auro that you buy Foley's llonoy and Tar Compound -It la a re llublo modlclno for coughs, colds, croup, whooping courIib. bronchial nnd la grippe coughs, whleh aro woak onlng to tho aystom. It also gives prompt and definite results for hoarounosa. tickling thront nnd stuf fy, wheozy breathing. -Owl Proscrip tion Pharmacy. Frank D. Cohan OnpoBlto Chandler Hotel. Phono 74. Central Avoiiue Drug Stcuv, local agenoy. Prealdent Morrla McDonald, of tho lloston & Malno Railroad haa realgnod. Tho llllnola Contrnl Railroad haa ordored 10,000 gondola cars from ,i... Aiiini-lnnn Pnr nml Foundry Co. Dnllrnnila nnnrntlllir eastward Of Chicago aro planning to Issue or- ilora to pnBseugor iuimnum tholr omploy to uso greaier caro i.. oniinxtinir thn farea of children tvhiiim npii mimes botweon G and 12 years. Try the MARSHFIELD CHOP HOUSE For Steaks and Chops For 8TF.ONGRAVHIO WORK of any klml Call 181-J Two competent atonographera In chargo 08 Central Ave. BEHER THAN SPANKING SiudMdc & nt " rtlUta f bJ. tttns. There l ccUttUil tut tktt trouW. Ur. U. 8ommr, Bt W, Kotr Dime, U4 will nJ frc la tsj oxtbtr ht iiuwMful bom rlant, wltk fll InttructlOBS. Send no moatj, bt tlt kr toUr 1' TfUf fblldrca ttouWe jou la UiU wy. Pou't Mini lb cbllJ. tb tbn r It (ig't hlp It. Thl tritwt il tv Jult ! 1 Vl'U trooWeJ wllh aria iUCculll.-i j lij or nUUU ni.VM A VII TATAO AUK AC- uimi" ... :;..,,,,., CKITKH AH riiuriiii im.iuvh PARIS, April 2G. Forty-flvo pro fcaaora of dancing from ovory coun try In tho world, roprosontlng 3000 dancing mnatora In theBo oamo coun tries, havo boon holding tho first International congress of directors or tho torpslchorean art In this city for two days. Tho question of whether or not i.o. inn, nucriit to bo banlahed l.ntM nlnaann linn llDOll tllO moBt Borlous mattor dlacusaod at tho aesalon of tho congreas. mhn nnmirnca ilp(lllnil tOllttV tliat tho tango ns danced by M. Schwnrz, teacher or mo rn ujimu, ui i. i...i Mm sntrit of tho Arcontlno orlglnnl with tho refinement which .. .. .. .i. l.li.lmaf orvelnK' nnd "that thoroforo It la a aultablo danco for tholr pupua. Tho tatao, aa illustrated by M. I.o Fort, president of tho congress, wap nccopted aa n typo of danco of which thoro is a vucamy owiim. Four kinds of furlnna dancfs. woro Illustrated to tho congresa by Frau von Gnaparlna, toachor of tho l. i T)u1tH All fmiH tlerman couri ai uuuui, iu. wero accepted. KXAMPLKS OF OARKliKSSXICSS Dropping an ncqunlntnnce. Cracking a joke. Rroaklng tho current of onos thoughts. Trending on other pooplo's toes. Tripping upstairs. Tonrlng along. Lotting fall a hint. Allowing a secrot t eseapo. Lotting a suggestion, slip out. I nolni" n phnncn. Falling to catch a sentence. Missing tho point. Fnlllng over ourselves. Stumbling over an apology. Running against a stono wall. Kicking up a dust. Slopping over. Making a blot on tne record. Forgottlng old friends. Gottlng caught In tho tide of nd vorslty. Exchange. TODAVS VKILSK. Do goo.fi awo maid, and & who will buclttwr; Do livlhg-, things, not twm nil ilnv lnni! I And o;mak Llfo nnd DoetU and tlmt irortrtor OnuKraivi. swcot songy. lCIngsloy wifitn Paw. what 1 I lmK a body of menj find, out who has, the M B01U THINGS TQ WOlUtl Tlin nun IB only $0, dlstanco tnmv tho rtl Foley Kidney Pills Successful for lii.n.iniiitUiii nml Kldnov Troublo Positive In action for backache, weak back, rhoumatlsm, kidney and bladder troublos. P, J. Boyd, Ogle, Texas, writes: "After taking two bot tles of Foley Kidney Pills, my rheu matism and kidney troublo are com pletely gone." Safe and effective. Owl Prescription Pharmacy. Frank D. Cohan. Opposite Chandler Hotel. Phono 74. Central, A WWW Vnig Store, local agency OUR DAILY SI'KCIAL mm "? a. J mi Ready-f or-Use Paii "VOU are paying your paij .. . -1 ." ...... Ir.f M - paint; noc to mix pam. and experience have demor rhtih mnrhinpa can do the more thoroughly than the haj the. maker's name on mc u than the use of unknown ingi aad varying skill. Lowotte IiofflPaint Thoy are always passing tho Hat To Bury Tho Good-Fellow-When-Ho Had It. Gottlng engaged costs no moro than getting disengaged, but It ta more fun. A willowy maid Is a skinny girl with an obeso bank account. Tho street paved with good Inten tions Is slippery. W t X tfV rSadbSiai la murhinc mived reauVfor-USC. M result of over a third of a century c pi U, ' Thr "T.iitle Blue Flag stands for quality in an entire line ofl sl ucts for every purpose j raj .tatnc enamels, varnisnci LQciDPit.Bl .. ,rM. Askl lorimciiui ami"- - i t .saJiiHi r "iXll o o c LE MIEUX & MILLER .: nnr npfiorators M 1U l"oa" i PI 00 IMOIlll riuiu oi. Marshfield, Ore,