The Coos Bay times. (Marshfield, Or.) 1906-1957, September 17, 1913, EVENING EDITION, Page 2, Image 2

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    2 ' iT'Tn I THE COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON, WEDNESDAY;, SERTEMBEffi 17,. T9ffl3r-EVENING EDITION.
fffQ DAV TlrVfFTQ this manner It would bo ha.'d to caM-' your acquaintance three days ago;
KAJyJD Dt I 1 UVIEjO ,nte alui jU3t how many lawyers what would you say to It?"
Editor aud l'ub..lave m!l(le criminals of themselves "Well, I should say never put
it. C. MALONEY
BAN E. MALONEY
News Editor ' U the same time Is ib:o difficult to
guess, but at least they number too
Official Paper of Coos County. nnn,. SoVQ rome(,v sll0nl(, be .
OFFICIAL PAPEK OP THE CITY sought. The law already makes such j
OF MA Its I IF! KM). a., attorney guilty of subornation
Entered at the postofflce at Manb.lof penury . Perhaps a little more
ffflld, Oregon, for transmission aw enforcement Is what vu want,
utraugn me mans as second ciasi m.rhiius fiw stricter Inwo. Maybe
i the remedy lies In a little more ciu-
FllO.VT STREET PAVIXO.
s
v.. nil matter.
Address ail communications to
COOS HAY DA'IIjY TIMES.
Marshfleld :: :: :: : Oregon
MAIHHCI) AM) HAPPY
phaids by the court when Instructing
the Jury regarding the acceptance of
the testimony. Maybe It lies In edu
cating the public In the "frame up"
game. The recent conviction of a
peaking of good roads, the
WISE GUY has turned his muse
loose on. the way they have
been "fixing" Front street with elec
trie railways, water mains, etc.
Here is what he says:
"They took a little gravel, and
took a little- tar, with various in
gredients Imported from afar; they
hammered It and rolled It, and when
McCann went away, he said we had
IIS. HAVELOCK ELLIS, wife
band
how
They
she and her bus
solved the problem of THE LOW-PIHCEH AUTOMOBILE.
happy though married.
m m
M of the distinguished scientist, , ,10"ef"1 slsn
,WB says that
have
to bo
have lived apart for twenty-
two years, and find that their love
grows with age. Kather looks like
a solution of the problem of how
to be happy, though divorced.
Portland lawyer for the offense Is a a pavement that would last for many
May there bo more, a day.
. "They catue with picks and' smote
i t to lay a water main, and then
ftnltn.T' t1i 1 H'ntl,lnnii f is ftttt- It
j lilt: LAIIL'U HI VI H Ul lIIJVU X'14L lb
ractlcallv coincident with the dec- back again. To lay our new elec
laratlon of n S10.000.000 . trie railway they took It up once
i i i... I ninrp. niul then
THE DUTY OF A XEWSPAPEK
It la not the province of a news
paper to preach or to split hairs as
to tho coi!3&quences of publishing the
ordfnnry news of the day, but It Is
lncumboiir'iipon a real newspaper shop at the other end of the scale
stock dividend by the
pany making the least ex
pensive automobile In the
market comes the announcement
that the concern manufacturing the
highest priced car will abandon the
business. It does not pay. The de
mand for automobiles Is growing
and the field Is bright, but the pub
lic wants a low-priced car, and tho
Com- "'ore, "mi ineii uibj put u until
again Just where It was before.
to conserve society and co-operate
with those agencies which make
for higher citizenship.
SEEMS A SHAME.
(From the Medford Sun.)
It seems a shame, and a measly
has been forced to quit.
Just why a manufacturer can build
locomotives at a profit and cannot
build automobiles Is not made clear.
In this case, remoteness of plant,
charges on raw material and delay
In delivery are given as the causes,
but these are not nil. The $1,000
ono at that, that when a lawyer . machines have taken away the busl
hclps to deport a gang of agitating ness from the $fi,000 machine, and
I. W. W.'s ho must face disbarment t before long the competition of the
proceedings In the supreme court. low-priced nutomobllos Is likely to
It will lio recalled that Coos Bay . IJo 'e't sun "inner in wie iraue,
citizens last June, becoming weary
of being pestered, rounded up nil
tho I. W. W.'s In sight, made them
kiss tho flag, sing "America" and
leave town boforo sundown.
It Is nlniu that the future of
automobile manufacturing lies along
the lino of developing a substantial
and serviceable machine that can be
mnde and sold nt a minimum price.
There will always be a demand for
THE "FICAME-UP" LAWYER, oxponslvo motors, but the great
f.t hns grown iiulto popular In these volume of the business will be hand
latter days to crltlclso lawyers led by tho companies which make
and courts. The shyster, tho am- popular-priced cars.
Lulnnco chaser, tho qtilbbler and var- j ,
Ions other unethical aud Justice
blocking barristers have received
consideration
"They took, it up for sewers, they
won't let It alone; and then they
put it hack again ns lined ns any
stone. They tore It up for wires to
feed tho cluster light, and then they
put It back again which was no
more than- right.
"Oh, the pavement's full of fur
rows, there are patches everywhere;
you'd like to ride upon It but It's
seldom that you dare; It's a very
handsome pavement, a credit to the
town; they're nlwuys dlggln' of It
up or puttln''of it down."
Our
Immortality awaits the genius
who Invents wireless politics,
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Even an empty head may contain
a lot of useless information.
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On the other hand, the rolling
mill gathers moss in quantities.
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! THE QUIET OltSEKVEIl SAYS I
E.VJOY THE PKESEXT.
But what of tho
"frame-up" lawyer, ho that, know
ing his client to lie wrongful In his
intentions or guilty as charged, de
liberately sots about to manufacture
n en so that will defeat tho ends of
justice? Is ho not ono of the most
lungorous members of tho profession
and n dangerous member of society
jib well'. t
Tho practice' of "framing up" a WITH THE TOAST
rase Is by no means as uncommon AND THE
m owinu jiutsui ilium. ii la iiiuu
Iirovnlont wherever the legal pro- j
fusion hns Its desclples. There are
any number of attorneys in tho eoun-
Don't grouch because they giggle
when they are young. They won't
have anything to giggle about after
they marry."
Full Line of
Fall and Winter Garments
Has Arrived
A. Few in- Our Window
More in the Store
Prompt Delivery
248252 Front. St..
LAN DO'S
flOOBtflOODS.
Men's, Women' and t'lilldir nV-MYwir.
;Ptom Year Orderc
Phone 16LL
PERSONAL OVERFLOW
W. J. BUST "went to Coqulllu todbiy
on business.
MRS. G. P. STEWAItl), of Gardtner,
Is n Marshileid1 visitor today.
II. W. SANFORI), of Sumner, uns
will bo here several days, attend-
lug to i builtives.
MBS. JOSEPH POPE returned to
her home at Smith-Powers. Camp
7 on Isthmus Inlet yesterday; uftur
a visit In Portland audi other
northern aud eastern points.
a Marshfleld
diky; .
business visitor' u-
G A. I10NEBRAKE.' of CUtchlns,' In
let, Is. a Marshfleld business sis-Itor-
today;
'MBS. IJ.. .1: rJIMPSON, C; Ml
Dyler and I Mrs. Keating,, of North
Bend, cum down todAyt to- af
tend n. taetlng of tha Bridge
Club wltlfi Mrs. .1. Albert Mill-sou..
In the fair name of charity, six
Oregon maidens sold 20,000 kiss
es for $1 apiece. Times havo
changed and are changing. Fifty
years mgo the girls would have de-.
dined to sell. Fifty years hence
tho men will decline to buy. Enjoy,
then, this golden age.
TEA
Satan will supply free shoes, but
those who wenr them can only- trav
el dawn hill.
off till tomorrow that which you
should have done the day before
yesterday." Life.
JOHN SMITH went to Coaledo tub)
morning. He returned' recently
from the Roundup nt Pendleton.
HIS PE.VAXt'E..
He
THE. BUCK Hl'XTEHS
tide-swept
the
,.. .. .. ... ....
Irir wlin iilltltlflt. (Ilia lilnni.a nf I n. V II II 1)11 nilllll
nlng a fee aud a reputation for sue- J m-rshes?
cess. Oregon has her share of them j Ca" " feo1 fog-lllle.l nlr?
nnd thoro Is a strong suspicion thnt!Al,1 t rough-wove bunch of drift
a few mombors of tho Coos county ' J'0" tn" n blind.
bar are quite accomplished In these With a bunch of good decoys
"frame-up" methods. the tulo borderol slouuh.
And1 tho praeticu Is by no means ;
tonJluod to tlioiio lawyers who are
And
In
wi'Jtlim Spaniel just
notorious for off-color methods. It
Is used more or less by many lawyers
who enjoy high ranking In iholr pro
fession, and they seem to bo re
Kpected none tho less or It. Perhaps
tlioy nro Impelled by n desire to be
come known as winning lawyers or
maybe victory hi crowned with higher
fees. Or, doubtless, they fool that
they nro employed to win and are
expected to do their utmost, for
i;otf ul perhaps, that their utmost is
niipposed to square with tho lnw
which they profess to champion. At
nny rate they "frame up" the case
una u kiioir consciences are over
an eager
behind.
It is there that wo aro going witlt
our guns niul boots and
slickers,
To a far off busy feeding ground we
know.
To a Ktormtlgbt llttlo cabin and a
cnm'ilo lKht that dickers.
For the ducks aro coming In and wo
must go.
1. P.. TOWER.
Gus Adelsporger, who visited Myr
. tie Point last week, says: "Somo
of the exhibits at tho fair were fair,
am others wore slit skirts."
i .Mirny a vuimi who in rns w i i a
troubled, the Tact Is not to bo de- doslre to drink nt the fount of
Wvtod In their outward demeanor ( knowledge ends up at Stafford's
when tho jury brlugB In n verdict In soda fountnln.
their favor. -jj.jj-.
Tho oxtentito which lawyers so In I can stand for tho man with the
manufacturing evidence varies with! personal hobby,
tho decree of shrewdness or boldnesj ' And live through tho ravings of
jiossessed by tho "framer." Some-1 those who havo fads;
times It Is governed by this degree ""t my temper Is short and Inclined
if honesty.
Tho method of procedure Is simple
und natural. A man Is accused of
stealing a horse. The district attor-j
ney has some damaglni; evidence '
ngalnst htm. Ills gonernl character Is
bad. In fact bo Is guilty as charged.
Ills attorney knows tiilu or at least!
fuiopccts It strongly. Ho cannot dis-j
over any real evidence to disprove.
It. But his client has many friends
nil of his own Ilk to whom a lie Is!
u friend In need an.l who Know that
false testimony is not perjury until
proved false. Th y arc easily nlllo.l
to the defense of their fellow in dis
tress. They aro carefully rehearsed
In u very plausible, story end one
lifter another repeat It on fie wltnea
Htnnd. Then If tho defense has not
proved an alibi or s'miwh that the le
fondant bought tho horse, traded for
It or Is a thoroughly uprig' t and
honest citizen, It has at least r.o con
fused the jurymen that they aro
Iiopolessly dlvldod If they . don't
ticqult.
Just bow liiauy crlr.ilnala have
fct'cn turned loose on the public in
to be kuobby
Wlth tho porson who says that ho
never reads ads.
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Down lu California the other day
they arrested a monkey for getting
drunk nud trying to act like a man.
But here on Coos Buy they don't pay
much attontlon to the mnu who
makes a monkey of himself.
The bill collector who Is told to
"call again" doesn't have a very
high opinion of the recall.
A woman's bravery crops out when
she has a mouse trapped and at
other times.
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loved to dive and he loved "to
swim,
Aud he loved In the tide to play;
Then what tu the world- was the
mntter with him
That he sat on the sandn all day?
Ho sat by a girl whose bathing suit,
Whose enp and whose shoes were
dry;
Aud she would have thought lilni n
perfect brute
If he hadn't so that was why!:
E. W. SCHIEFFELE of Kentueft In
let was In Mnrshliold yesterday
making arrangements'- for- final
proof on his homestead.
MRS. .IAS.. COWAN, Jr.. of Lake
side,. Is., a Marshileid'; visitor, to-.
day, S.frt reports business boom
ing out there, the Bowrou hotel
having twenty-eight guests fflri; JA3:
supper,' iiiit night..
Hilt. nn. apartment lit the Bhrt
..DU UI. ouuui t urn street dm.
Hall. w
flfiir.. SHOTWISKL. junior member o!
the large poultry and vnim
firm of Slillnmerlioru, Shotvell A
Company, of Dos Moines, l0i, ,
expected- hero overland tonight t
vlslf nt tllu hoimr o Ms fult,.
iii-iuw,. u, inlg:ird'.
MAYOR L. .1. SIMPSO.V of Nortk
Bend whb a Marslllield YWtorci
business yesterday. He nm
that the prospects are umisuill;
bright Tor the Bay nnd lie cxpectt
to aiiit Boinu- big; diings started ten
In tho near future.
m, i. uiw.Mii, wno receiiny un
derwent an operation at Mercy j
Hospital for nppciidii!ltla. Vs able'
to bi up and' around' now:
.IOHX MINN IG and faintly; of East
side, will leave om th'o Alliauco
tomorrow for Los Augt-U where
they' will make their fnriro home.
MRS. A. T. HALVES; Its aow nble
to be up and around the house
nn crutches, following- her recont
operation, and Is mpiilly recup-i
crating. !
MISS LUJ.U REED) t, Kuuip.p,Mf;.
Kans.,. arrived here yesterday for
a vlslti with her untie and aunt,
Mr; nod Mrs. C. A Metllu of tlio
CooPjUoiel. She will remain hero
sevemt weeks.
E. II. REDDEN', who has been look
ing alter the ci-wretu wnnJCi for
Wright & Bent ley, went to Bnudon
thU: morning, w;u'je t hoy ara en-,gKi-d
In erectlr.if.tho xuwr. First'
National Bank building.
WATT' hi, .., finnl a, TiL.
Pennock announces ttut he tu
romihed Sprlaglleld a!ter a Wf
over tho rouru of th Coat Bir.
IILVJI..,. II ....I ..1 4- .....
jiiiu .inn to reun
vliv CrescenL1 Kit v. in.it-ln
plUtu loop, lUour October 1.
"One beer makes me think I'm a
goat," complains a Chicago imiti
who tried to butt down a lamp piwt.
If the stuff goes to his head' t'lko
that he ought to switch to g-ipo
juice for a while.
MRS. J. W. CARTICIL p.xpects to
leavn about Octoter rst for the Ca
mas Vulley, where silo will remain
during the wlriUir.rith her brother,.
W. R; Muriajv
(L. V. TERWILLEdER niul' family
tiassod throug't Florence Tuesday
jii their way f.o Marshllwld to nt
ilile. Mr. Tevwllleger la a burlKnr
and has been working :.t Maplutan
for several, niontliFr Floreace-Pilot.'
(Sm. W. WIWCHL'STBR left on lit
itustler for Port Orford and GoM
Beach wlicrn hu will a ink
or so rurrleatliig. CaihlerE.1.
Loney of tile Bank- of Tort Orld
who wiif; returnrng from Portlul
num sniui' on (lie uiiBiicr,
Tho terms of a woman's win aro
usually less binding than those of
her won't.
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The mnu with a presldfiuml bee
generally gots stungv but' there are
easier methods.
Many n man gets aho.ii! by Induc
ing other men to put their shoulders
to the wheel.
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I WITHIN TIIK LAW. I
To steal n kiss.
To shoot' tho rapids.
To slash a skirt.
To beat a carpet.
To cut an acquaintance.
To kill time.
To murder a tune.
il. v. BRUCE, vmIo .Mine In yestej-J
day from Portland, expects to re
turn there on Lite-next Breakwater-,
not having' fmmd omploynxut
whlcih suits ):un.
A. II. FLYNN:. vice-president ci5' tlio
Nntlonnl Pliarmacy Corjipuuy,
camo over mun Coqulllo yeer.dttr
after vlslcilig the trade m the
other valley towns. Mr. Flynn
m. AND M.IS; W. HI. NOrtlIGN,
Chas. Boo.n). II. W.. Snnforli ajjd
Kon, (ilnib.s Homer Uurford uad
Miss Hlldtir Solnndr cam down
on tho M Oleoma frjni Suninwr this
morning; on shopping and ijjusJncsa
trips.
V. S. CHANDLER and w'fo.W'
Mrs. Ining Ctondler came doni
yesterday from their Biimraer.hoc!
on South Coo Hirer to mectlA
W. u. Clir.nuwr v.lio retarawm
ovenLi' frim an extended W
with her mother. Sirs. Bacoa i
Mot-fin.. Oregon.
MRS. LaVG of MWhigun it hero for
nn extended stay at tta homo of
her daughter, Mrs. A, Bnrker.l
Mr. :ntl Mrs. Barker are oeeuyyH
C. A. ETiMWt, now with llwOrJ
Home Builders Accoclatlcn, tt
fl.. Dr.- In f.i I II to I-., da fit til
cyinipnuy ilnd also vlsltinj S
J. A. Smith, an old time frWr-
l?ltmtp. wnu fiirmnrll' wltj)' tH
Spolcesnian-Rovlow and laMM
Private Sccrotnry to Oavertf
Gooding of Idaho and uiihU"'
,! IISflM
year ago who lunun-i v--.
. .. . . f.i.k mil
irrigation projects in iuiu"
. ...1.1. Sum Rl.
STOU V FOIC TODAY.
A gentleman who had been In
town only three dnys but who had
been paying attention to a promi
nent hollo, wanted to propose, but
was afraid ho would bo thought too
hasty. Ho delicately broached the
subject, as follows;
"If I wore to speak to you of
marriage, after having only made
Ho is a foolish married man who
falls to remember that his burden
brings compensations.
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Even If n girl Is color blind sho
can almost invariably see an Ice
cnsim sign clenr around the corner.
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We feel sorry for tho mere man
whose suffragette wife refuses to
take him to see a baseball game
once lu a while.
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I.VKE M'lil'KE SAYS
There are all sorts of men. One
kind imagines the country would go
straight to blazes If they didn't
wear campaign buttons.
Never follow a man who turns
and walks away when you Insult
htm.
A woman's Idea of a Great Trial
Is- to have to select a middle name
for the baby.
What has become of the big fam
ily Bible that used to roposo dustily
on the marble-topped center table?
"Clawss" Is when she Is so par
ticular that she wants the baby rib
bon In her corset covor to harmonize
with the silk bow ou Fldo's collar.
If a Store Can't
"Make Good" Its Advertising
Will Not Pay
vvmx?JSW;DVli:RTTSTNC5 SERVES TO MAKE IT
J1' l'YJ WHOLE COMMUNITY. IF
u nn? J MUENDS AS RAPIDLY AS IT
QUAINTAXOES, ITS ADVERTISING WILL
MniMumnL S ?0T STAND UP UNDER THE PU13
uS1 nln Bt2 ' 1TS AOTERTISING-ON ANY CONSIDER
ffi tA-)VOUIjD WRECK IT-WOULD WRECK IT
p?mttt?S I r?LE MILIAR WITH ITS DEFECTS
QTmrRV??,?1 THAT IS NOT SURE OF ITSELF
l vr9?T?LV0H ADVERTISINCr. AND, BY THE
VFRTTp' TT???? THAT WA'F UNDER;
TH AT KlSoOD MIGHT ST01iE-THE STORE