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LABT PAGE THE BIG NOISE, as Its Name Indicates, is tho 0 ffieial Organ of the Real Esfaito Men, Tho Chamber of Commorco and Q. F, M
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"HELLO BILL"
This paper may be warm
but it is not in it with our
underwear on a chilly
morning.
Mark it down now that
Hart Schaffner Marx
marks a new era in men's
clothing.
They'll reach youi heart
and make, you aee high
with your sweetheart.
Jt's hart on the other fcl-
lows suits after you have
seen Hart, Schaffner &
Marx for none others will
please you.
We have 'cm.
Woolen Mill Store
W
hen Ym Want
Job i
Printin
That Is out of tho ordinary and
ono Mint will attract and hold attention.
Qeto The Galoot Printery
Whoro they mako n Hpoclnlty of work that la
"Jimt a little bit different."
1JJ7 Xortli Kocond St.
I'liono u-n-ii.
. All ArnrHhriclil Mcirliiints (Jlvo Hitvcliil Prlcon on YvKctiiMeH,
Dec. 5 iiiul (I Dates of tho
ELKS BIG SHOW
J&Jb
Candy
Kid
Stafford
WHEN
Ho was a
Little Girl. Many
Yours tigo.
See him "t tho
Klka Ills Show.
Quit Song Department
MAMXDA..
Conio down, Miss Mnllndn, down on tho green,
I'm watting for you to tell you my il renin, my honey;
You arc my llttlo sweetheart, you I long to see,'
Conio down Miss Mnllndn, won't you como down to me.
OBTTINfl IT.
Somebody olso Is gcttln' It, gcttln' It,
Right where his collar ought to bo,
Somebody else Is gcttln' It, gcttln' It.
ltlght whero tho chicken got tho A-X-K,
Somebody -else thlnkR he's In fine,
Hut he'll got his whero I got mine,
Somobody olso Is gcttln' It, gcttln' It,
Right whero alio handed It to inc.
I'M THIS orv.
He's the guy that put tho salt In tho ocean,
Ho'h tho guy that put tho bones In fish,
Ho'b tho guy Hint enn't, toll n He,
Ho'll nlwnys llvo, ho'll never die,
In tho wlshbono ho's tho guy that put wish,
IIo'b tho guy thht put tho smoko In tho chimney
Ho'b tho guy that put tho lenves on tTCCB,
What's that?
Who am I? Don't you know?
Ho's tho guy,
Ho's tho guy that bites tho holes In swcltzcr cheese.
DOWN 11Y TIIH Olil) .MILD STHKAM.
Down by tho old mill stream
Whoro 1 flrst mot you,
With your eyes of blue,
Dressed In glnghnm, too;
It was thoro I know
Thnt you loved mo true,
You woro sixteen
My vitiligo queon
By tho old mill stream.
SHIP
CHANDU
HOTEL
Professor MACOJUEEN, Prop, and Janitor
Headquarters for
The Big Bugs, Little Bugs, A. P. A's., Black
Hands and Stage Hands. Aeroplanes Stop
Here loo.
'IMin Onnvrotrn Rnhoiirsos nvm-r mmm!.... 1.1
,.... ,, ""uj; uciwcenl
Z il. Ml. illlU 11UAL UilJ'.
Special Hales lo Newly Married Cuppks.
Right or Write Tor Tonus and Photo of Mac.
YES MA'AM !
The lady who said that you nine
mil money by buying your coat,
your milt or jour dress at
Hub Dry Goods Co.
TOLD THE TRUTH
'COUKKOT WKAK l-'OIt WO.MIIN AND CIIIMNtlX"
O'CONN'HIiD llUIIiDIXO H o SMIL. I MAllSIIFlEUl
Wo call cNpeclal ntU'iitlon to Hie fact (bat a special drop cur
tain Mill be lifted at Hie ."Masonic Opera House, Dec. A ami (I. It
Is bullet proof, vegetable proof ami (In can proof.
H
TOWER
JEWELER
Agent for tho Souili' African Diamond Mines,
and Special Representative of the Pittsburg Glass
.Factories.
Oar Watches Go Fast Because Tliei Arc Popular.
MEOW-SIC SALE TODAY "7 pound
AT
SALE I3ECUNS AT 2 A. M.
She Fell and Broke Hor. Promise Long Ago (Pa
thetic Ballad) by .Jay 'tower.
My Southern Home in Iceland "Way Down Eeast
(Western Song) by A. T. Haines.
Good Night My Little Piece of Oarlye (A Strong
Lyric) by Willis Kennedy.
I Loved I Tor But ITcr Husband Wouldn't Work
(A Classic) by George Goodrum.
Wo Haven't Met in Many Years; She Took a
Stage for Rosebnrg (Pull of Pathos).
She Used to Live in Myrtlo Point, But Don't
Frown On Her For That (A Rustic Ballad)
by Joe Schilling.
A Cop Pound Willie's Hand in Someone's Pocket
(very touching) by E. D. McArthur.
Hor Mother Was a Lady But She Got Another Tob
(very sad) by Eugene Crosthwaite.
When Lizzie Shed Hor Tear- Drops in tho Wood
Shed (beautiful story) by Harry Winkler.
Put More Wind in My Doughnuts Mother (full of
prunes) by Carl Evertsen.
W. R. A complete Stock of Hand Ortrans. Pino Orerans
(for those who Hit the Pipe), Jews Harps, Bag
Pipes, and transparencies. Six lessons given
free on how to play the Transparency.
HAINES
KM
George Goodrum's
GARAGE
347 Central Avenue., MARSHFIELD
Tho best hospital on Coos Bay for your auto.
When your car has heart failure, call and have
a Hot-Air Friction Carburetor Put on.
Autos equipped with Beds in case of a break
down. Passengers can Camp Out if desired.
You Can Af-Ford a Ford, for it Can Ford the Ocean.
A Cadillac Is AH You Lack to Make Life One Sweet
s Dream.
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THAI S ALL.
5 cents per copy; 50c cents per month; $6.00 per year and $600 for one hundred years.
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