THE BIZZYISSIE CORNER HAS ALL KINDS Off GOOD SEATS FOR ELKS' GREAT BIG SHOW.
Pago seven-come-'lovon. "
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ir BYL13R, President and Ocn. Mau.
nil iiiiuiLIMUUU ULILUIIIL
R, j. UUIViii, vice JL-resuiciit,
GEORGE D. MANDIC10, Secretary.
E. C. MATHER, Treasurer.
iS FAILED 10 BE DISCOVERED
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MAN UVSV IS HOT IN ALIi TOIL
TIO.V OF SURROUNDING
COUNTRV.
Dcfoctivo Nick Carter lins not been
hero with nny ovltlcnco showing thnt
A. II. Powers voted for It. A. Copplo
for Mayor In Mnrshflcld a year ago.
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Our customers are making u
BIG NOISE
About the High Quality of our
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If you try us once you will be as Noisy as the rest.
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LATKST SPKCIAI, DJSPATCHKS
oivks am, Tin: latest news
KEEN-EVEI) STRAXGKR ItKACHES
MANDON IN SMALT, HOAT
MIGHT HE HE.
Tell Talo llonn It, the Do'y Sleuth
of Tho Dig Noise, spent two minutes
at nineteen minutes to 23 o'clock to
day nt tho Chandler Hotel looking
over their old registers. Ho has n
clue. Tho suspicion Is that room 13
on tho 23rd floor was occupied by n
dofcctlvo ono time, lie Is now hunt
ing Edgar Allen Poo'u stories, tho
"Yollow Hack Library" and his othor
sources of Information and promises
In the near future to spring a namo
for his dofcctlvo. Just what tho do
fcctlvo was doing, nbout to do, over
did do, hopes to do, whothcr ho Is
dead or alive, doesn't matter. This
Is going to bo n thrilling, stirring,
blood-curdling rovolntlou and unless
Clnudto Shylock or tho Olllco Doy
signs an order, wo will print It. Tho
Illg Nolso docs not boliovo In print
ing news, but things like this wo fcol
bound to spread.
Up to tho tlmo of going to press
today wo wcro In constant touch by
means of our Perverted Press reports
with tho neat by cities, and glvo you
news right off tho wlro on this Im
portant story.
Wasn't nt Gnrdlner.
(Special by Porvarlcatcd Press to
Tho Dig Noise.)
(lARMNKIl, Oro., Dec. 2 (1:37 n.
in.) Hawkshaw, tho famous defec
tive, did not pass through hero with
in the last 2d years to probo R. A.
Copplo's election ns mayor of Mnrsh-llold.
Myrtlo Point Humor Unfounded.
(Spoclal by Porvarlcatcd PrcsB to
Tho Dig Nolso.)
MYRTLE POINT, Ore, Dec. 2.
(2:13 a. m.) A man with a dirty
collar and "bum" lamp, tonguo-tlod,
knock-kneed, pigeon-toed and with
ono log Bhorter than tho othor, fail
ed to bring any evldcnco horo that
J. W. Boon It was In favor of giving
Marshflold bottor wnter. Your cor
respondent's dotcctlvo is not vory
good dotcctlng other detectives and
thinks Micro Ib a onion of dotcctlvcs.
Coqulllo Fnlls in Quest.
(Spoclal by Porvarlcatcd Press to
Tho Dig Nolso.)
COQUILLE, Oro., Dec. 2. (3:33
n. m.) h. A. LHJcqvlst woro a soiled
collar this morning but denied that
It was any evldcnco that ho was a
dotcctlvo. Ho Bnld ho could not do
toct a clean collar nt homo. Tho dir
ty collar might havo brought him an
offer of $100,000 to go to Mnrshflold
to detect why "Tho Dig Nolso" Is tho
"Dig Nolso."
MAY HE IN ILVNDON.
The Marshfield Volunteer
Fire Department
FIRE-WATER S PEC J ALT STS.
WE ARE ALL irOT MEMBERS.
Respond to Call at any hour of the day or night. Pat
ronize home industry. Give us a call.
Phono 2;-Danger Line.
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Hums Not nt Hosebiirg.
(Special by Porvarlcatcd Press
Tho Dig Nolso.)
ROSRRima, Ore., Dec. 2. (1:CC
a. m.) Wm. J. Hums has not boon
seen hero recently onrouto to Mnrsh
llold to detect any party of promlnont
Mnrshflold men on n "hopping trip."
Kern-Eyed Stranger Arrives Tliero
Won't Talk Who Is Ho?
(Special by Porvarlcntod PrcsB to
Tho Dig Nolso.)
DANDON, Doc. 2. (5:11 a. in.)
A smnll boat enmo Into tho harbor
with a man with keon eyes onrly this
morning. Ho wnsn't tnlkatlvo. It
might hnvo been Sherlock Holmes.
Whether ho wns looking for Dig MIn
and Marshflold men could not bo ascertained.
Sumner ItcportH Defective.
(Spcclnl by Porvarlcatcd Press to
Tho Dig Nolso.)
SUMNER, Or., Doc. 2. (2:22.)
A dofcctlvo pnBsed through Jioro ono
tlmo. Whoro ho wns going, what ho
was doing or whnt ho was going to
do tins not boon stated.
ItyW Bultmann. only rival of Arrhlo
"a maiiy ycart, ,,, i Snu nrilll.
I ,fr here.
Ji!iiin(oii. Slgnor Diiltiimnn hoii
rlsco. No doubt ho will bo i win
DV8Y UANDON IHUEFS.
Co'. Rosa. Corresnondont
r(" GnlUer. our railroad . mac-
p. ii pushing tho construction of
011 el. Tho Henderson road has
icted for all tho oil ho can get
wr its hot-air engines.
v noble barrlatop. r t wnov
j W yet accepted Presldont Wll-
c.pena;;ii"ucmotju8UceB,up
f- b. Ded UUon's cotton mill
I0'nB nvnrHm ........ i .
ru to fin .. .... ...
uT.at Department.
u, SU"lVan 011(1 I. If ttlnrn n PA
lready to put In a wholesnlo
Snlt Water Houso horo. this ih a
Jobbing lino thnt has never boen de
veloped In Randon and It Is bollovod
that thoy will do flno promoting ono
of our groatost natural resources.
Their supply is unlimited.
E. II. Fish Is planning to go into
tho salmon business as ho bolloves
his namo would bo worth a great
deal In that lino.
NORTH REND ACCIDENT.
Dr. Durmelster Dear Doctor: Our
cow fell down the front stairs last
night and knocked out tho filling you
put In her eyo tooth. As you guar
anteed this filling for six mllklngs,
nn,l ns tho filling WOllt down tllO
Not Heard From In Drain.
(Special by Porvarlcatcd Press to
Tho Dig Nolso.)
DRAIN, Ore, Doc. 1. (Midnight)
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COQUILLE XEW'fl.
Andrew Jackson Shorwood
Smnll Morrlssoy of Marshflold Is
negotiating with us on putting bi
tuminous paving on tho Coqulllo Ri
ver. This paving Is guaranteed to
sottlo tho dust and a good thick cont
with a water blndor would greatly
benefit our commerce.
S. J. Miller, our progressive agri
culturist, Is dovotlng consldorablo
tlmo to his ranch now and expects to
harvest his crop of cabbago next
weok. Last woek his duties at foot
ball, Elk mnttors and othor business
horo and In Mnrshflold permitted him
to spend 15 mlnutos on tho rnnch. '
Your correspondent Is getting tlrod
to having ono Lawrenco LIlJoqvlBt
taking all tho honors as deputy dis
trict attorney. Ho has labored long
mid quietly hoping thnt tho publlo
would recognlzo who was really enti
tled to tho credit, but ho finds thnt
ho will have to speak out If ho gains
recognition. Doing of n rather re
tiring naturo, I dlsllko It vory much,
but I wish to say that I linvo con
scientiously ondeavorod to prevent so
much nttontlon being given to tho
duties of publlo prosecutor and fool
that my success should entitle mo to
at least some recognition.
Thero's a bum bunch of Elks In
Coqullle. Thoy don't do nothing.
All they have been talking nbout has
been "Tho Dig Noise" for tho past
weok and they have displayed nioro
energy than thoy have over hitherto
evidenced in futilo endeavors to
borrow tho money to attend the
show.
cow's throat and will undoubtedly
poison the milk, wo oxpect you to re
turn the 93 cents we paid you or
for you to take tho cow.
JIM ALLEN.
No Hopo from Jurvls Landing.
(Spoclal Dispatch.)
JAnVIS LANDING, Or., Doc. 2.
Francis J. Henoy hns not boon horo
onrouto to Mnrshflold to look up nny
graft cases. Your correspondent has
boon up In tho air (In his flying mn
chlno) trying to dotoct something but
enn't.
MVUTLH POINT DEP'T.
Rny D. Domont, Editor.
(Spoclal to Tho Dig Noise.)
Cliet Huling Is planning to on
lnrgo his second hand storo. This
month ho hnndlod two second-hand
buggies, n broken flown automobllo
and n two-wheeled baby buggy. Chot
says this Is but nn Indication of tho
volumo of business that will bo hnn
dlod in Myrtlo Point when tho W.
P. Murphy-J. II. Somors Intor-Oconn-Ic
Rnllwny Is completed In horo.
J. Eugeno Schilling, our worthy
mlno host, reports buslnes flourish
ing. A Marshflold drummor, n
Greok laborer and a Chlneso can
nery hand hnvo boon guosts this
month mid ono paid cash for his
meal.
Your correspondent has boen tak
ing it easy recently owing to his
good luck. Ho found a schilling that
Is a rnro ono and vory valuable. Ho
has not disposed of It, however, ns
ho fenrs that It would bo detrimental
to his luck to do so. Whllo not n
believer in omens, fortuno tolling,
etc., ho does not boliovo In hazard
ing any chances.
Sonutor-defoatod Jnko Stommlor Is
buBy working up his practlso and
expects to hnvo a case or two next
year in court in caso Doo Johnson Is
not too nctlvo. Doc Johnson, how
ever, has ben too busy trying to In
duco Tom Russell to move his Hoo
ver Hill mine to Myrtle Point to
bother Stommlor much. Slnco John
son has been head of our boosters'
club, ho has been actlvo In trying to
got now enterprises for our city and
bolloves that tho Heaver Hill mine
would bo a good thing If It was
movod bore. Of course, in its pres
ent location It isn't amounting to
much.
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carrying Complete Aero
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Our Pits will give you Pits.
Men's Pants and dog's pants.
Men's Shoes and horseshoes.
Men's Drawers and bureau
drawers.
Men's Caps and gun caps.
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FIRST ADDITION TO MARSHFIELD
50x120 foot lots only $300 each.
Whoro tho streets are graded and tho now homes are
building.
Where tho lots are high and sightly, level and attrac
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First Addition.
REYNOLDS DEVELOPMENT COMPANY
Coke Building. Phono 1G0-J".
It is characteristic of Elks to do things up Brown.
Attend tho show and be convinced.
MOW
Por a Holiday Show we have it. Everything, any
thing and nothing over 15c.
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