The Contents of THE Big NOISE re dmuvmteed under tl,o Pure Hood Ad and Will Not Soil the Most Delicate Fabric.
PAGE FIPESKI
fhe Golden R.
ule
And the three-fool rule for
every !a )'d These are I he
rules at
I A. COPPLE'S
Dry Goods
Good Goods
Queen Quality Shoes
for Coos County Queens.
.
MKDICAL DHp-.umn-v.
- Dr.rtor Harry Winkler
N 11. - intmlriuvfl will please not
liunil money n nr. Wlntklor. Ho
receives n salary of ?S2,000 por
year to kIvo free ndvlco to tlio peo
ple, ntul assures us Hint this sum
is sumcioiit ror his modest needs
Dear Doc:
Wlint's t'ood for ftontliiR kid
no;? A. 11. Daly.
Answer Anrlior it.
r - ti
uorsmioiii) dkpahtmknt I
I I '
lly Harry McKoown.
KllVOI'ilO Hei'llX". I
IH'CK MULLIGAN' A LA HAY-,
D13N This Is a secret reclpo nnd .
Is understood to require forty-sev-i
en ingredients, lint n member of i
uiu v. hilt (jiii i nnn inviiiirpii innt i
( It usually contains somo duck and
I may also Include onions, potatoes,
pine cones, skunk cabbage, red pop
pers, broom corn, bitumen, beer,
uran, oakum and assorted loaves.
Dear Doc:
What will prevent dandruff from
falling on my coat collar?
D. Y. S.
Answer Cut collnr off.
Dear Doc:
What will cure Insomnia?
Answor Move to Alyrtlo Point.
Oh. Doctor:
Whnt will cure Geo. Goodrum?
Answor Nothing,
Donr Doctor:
What had I hotter do?
Dennett Swanton.
Answer Forgot It.
BAXDON
aMARSIIKIIDLD
irton & Hansen
Stationers and
Snooze Dealers
Wc are arc sole agents for SANTA GLAUS and
THE BIO NOISE."
OUR FLOUR
Makes lovely Face Powder,
and made into Bread makes
lovely complexions.
Wand Flour Mill Co.
H.W. PAINTER, Coos County Representative
Testimonials.
Dear Doc:
Your medicine hna helped mo
Wonderfully. Three .Ifivn nrn T
couldn't even whip the Cream and
now I am ablo to thrash tlio Oats.
Anson Rogers.
Dear Doc:
My wiro was so sick that sho
couldn't swallow a thing. I gavo
her two bottles of your medicine
nnd now sho swallows everything I
to" lior. Tom Hall.
Dear Doc:
My rhoumntlsni nehed so bad
that I couldn't lie still at night.
I broko ovory window In niv bed
room ob you directed mo and now
I sloop without any "panes." j
Dorsoy Kroltzor. I
L. J. S., North Ilond. You oay
you aro only C3 years old. Then
you do not require spectacles. !
All you need to ao Is to niako
nn oyowash by dissolving two
pounds of chlorgrenso In a tub of
water and wash your neck with tlio
solution onco n month. This will
cnuso tho oyos to grow bright and
shed a peculiar lustro which will at
tract tho women to you. It will
also aid you In seeing troublo
ahead, so that yon may avoid It. I
Dr. Wlnklor Dear Doctor: Somo
wcoks ngo you sent mo a piaster
to got rid of tho rhaumatiflm and,
It did tho work. Now I would
like for you to send mo Bomothlng
to got rid of tho piaster.
It. J. Montgomory.
HKKFSTHAK A LA FLANAGAN
Take a good beefsteak, wallop
around on top of n hot stove, sen
son and serve on n barrel.
WATKIt A LA STRAW Tako
four drops of Coos Hay Water Co.'s
best water, ndd ono gallon of Honr
hon nnd tnko as rapidly as possible.
Tho following Is n menu for n
light midnight lunch as suggested
by J. W. Dennett:
Two dozen oysters on tho bnlf
shell.
One-half broiled Uvo lobster.
Ono dozen crawfish.
Snusago, potato sauto.
Welch Itarcblt. Coffee.
Liquids nn needed.
This will bo found of groat ben
efit In cases of Insomnia.
Tho following tried recipe Is sub
mitted by Gub Adolspergor. Ho bns
tried It nnd ought to know:
MOCK HAM AND KGGS Plnco
dor vlto of u nowspnpor In dor
frying pan uud cover dor center
mlt nn Itullnn sunset picked fresh
from n magnzlno picture. DIs
forms dor egg nnd tastes very real
istic, no suro to get n fresh nows
papor and a fresh mngazlno, uddor
vlso tho Imltntlon ogg vlll bo dull
and insipid. row add n fow slices
of nlckled unoloum und fry care
lessly for twenty minutes. Sorvo
hot mlt Imltntlon snlt nnd popper
on dor side. DIs Ih n dnyllght dish
bccau8o dor Biinsot effect Is lost If
cooked nftor dark.
T1IK 11IG NOISH WANT ADS.
Tho Noisy wnnt nds
Fotch tho Fetich.
Try Tho NoIbo wnnt ads. Thoy
got you anything you wnnt and
somethings you don't wnnt. Not
rcspoiiBlblo for typographical errors.
No ads rocolvcd by tolonhonc.
Hates, ?1.00 n mlnuto.
WANTHD A Rood hair tonlo;
somothlng that will restore hnlr
a llttlo nt n tlnio: will pay lib
erally. D. Y. Stafford.
WANTKI) Ono good long tonn
water irancniso, auutobs j. w
I) caro of Dig Nolso.
iiimttii vn m.'MiTV uivre iKOU SAM': An automobile agency.
III.AIlll AM) IH.AUTY HINrS j Novor B0(1 A,)p,y w u ija0B.
A. T. HAINES
PARTICULARLY FLOUR
Blue Stem
'he
SMOKEHOUSE"
Smoker's Christmas
Supplies
You smoke in the hereafter
"nokes arc the best smokes that you ever
Smoked.
LNnlc
the wason0'!.' I)ec' 5th aml OH' Tlio ono llIG EVK.YT
L?ncd L lrncl, direction Rufus K. Love. , r
FUr l-.u At sain niwnii nrnn.i. nAn...1... nt thfl Izzy
' Plunifc Pour nU8' SIx Dlta ne
Geo. Rotnor.
Mlnnlo Your blood Ib out of
order nnd the warts on your map,
aro probably causod by torpodo liv-'
or. Got from your butcher a .wnl
rus llvor nnd fry In nxlo gronso.
To this add ono teacup of sand nnd
mix with n whisk broom.- Ubo n
curling Iron nnd swnllow whole'
This will glvo you n now llvor nnd
Is nn oxcollent remedy for catarrh
of tho foot nlBO. Tnko n pailful
ono mlnuto beforo each meal and
you won't bo nblo to ent. Whon n
now llvor Is built you enn rnfflo off
tho old ono. Oh, you, Mlnnlo!
1X)H SALIC Ono vest Docket rail
road. Address C. J. M., caro of
C. F. McKnlght.
TO KXCIIANflK Ono hiwvcIi of
rosignation tor jou with gooa
salary. Address C. R. I, enro
of Dig Nolso.
Maud Kczomn Is frequently
caused by eating soup with a
knlfo. Wearing your shoes In bod
or Inhnllng breath brings about
this affliction. A good romedy Is
mndo by mixing four ounces of
dvnamlto with nn olophnnt's lung,
"ml nnn pint of Ink. When dis
solved let soak through n horso
blanket end rub on tho Itching sur
'nro with snnd pnpor until tho fnco
Is smooth. If your hands nro cov
ered with eczemn, sonk thorn In,
dlshwnter nftor each menl,
HANDS OFF.
LOST In the uclghborlKKid of tho
Uoos liny steam Laundry, .Mon
day Inst, ono sock, seven button
holes, tho color out of tliroo
shirts, half a shirt bosom, throo
stzos out of a woolen union suit.
Flndor return to Nolso olllco. No
questions nskod (or nnsworod).
LOST Seven iKiundx avolrdupol
flndor may keop. D. Y. Stafford.
LOST On South fork of Coos Rlv
or, nn Irish tompor. Itoturn nt
onco to Pioneer Grocory nnd ro
colvo rownrd. Ivy Condron.
LOST One election. Vnluo 8HIO.
(Cost JC80). Lnst bcoii In pos
session of ono Smith. Liberal re
ward for return nnd no questions
nskod, Address J. O. Stommlor,
Myrtle Point.
"You must not touch tho ton of
baby's hoad," said Mrs. Jack Flan
agan to hor four-year-old, "sho hns
a soft spot thoro thnt Is very ten
der." Tho youngBtor lookod nt It cur
iously for n momont nnd thon nsk
od: "Do all babies hnvo soft spots
on tliolr hends?"
"Yes."
"Did papa linvo n soft spot on
tho top of his head whon ho was
a baby?"
"Yes," replied Mama Flnnngnn,
with n Blgh, "nnd ho's got It yet."
And tho old man (Jack) who had
hoard tho conversation from an ad
joining room, sang out: "Yes, In
deed, ho has, my dear boy, or ho
would novor hnvo gotton mnrriod."
LOST A patient. Lntt neon In
company of Frod Wilson. No
i rownrd. .(Patient lias got his),
I Goo. B, Dlx,
FOl'XD Floating on Coon River
I apparently now toupo. ' Iilontlfl-
cntlon marks, crab meat Imbed
ded In tho hnlr. Smalls of boor.
Initials E. S. II. on Inoldo. Ap-
i ply Magnos & Matson storo.
FOUND In tho edltor'H pocket. 10
conts. Any reasonable Identifi
cation oxcopted.
FOUND 91000. Owner iiuir re
colvo samo on payment of 12000.
ivllll- r A..
hub jtuuuuuy.
.... fti. nAT.f i ieci7rn
ii win Amnr in tlio Tlilrd.Tho abovo Thins Is Oily Jolm D.
Act of The Hlg Nolso. Montgonwrjr, (Alabama), Asst.,
Dec, a and 0. Qihgo Slanager and Scene Shifter. t
OUR BREAD
IS MAD12 CLIUN, Kl'.PT ClilCAN, SOLI) CLUAN, DIOLIVKRED
If it comes from LEWS it's HIGIIT
IEIIYQ BAKERY, DELICATESSEN
LILIIJ O AND DAIRY LUNCH : : :
Phono 112-L. lllit Second St. Next tho Corner of Central Ave.
MARSHFIELD
HARDWARE CO.
"We make a specialty of
Left Handed Monkey 'Wrenches.
Square Auyers.
N. B. r.riie Paints used by the girls in "The.
Big Xoise" furnished by this firm.
OWL DRUGS OWL QUALITY
We earnestly solicit your postage stamp trade.
Nothing is too small to demonstrate OWL SERVICE.
I'lH J'.O'J MiMfc.
JmL K
PHONE 74. J.
OWJLf
RESCRIRTION
IHAHMAI
IN BUSINESS FOR YOUR HEALTH Q,
FRANK D.COHAN
CIC
COOKwlTHGAS
ABSTRACTS, REAL ESTATE, INSURANCE
We are propared to furnish reliable abstracts at
either Marshfiold or Coquille City Ollico on short
notice. And make a specialty of handling Timber,
Coal, Farm and flatting Lands. Wc handle relia
ble Insurance 'of all kinds.
Title Guarantee & Abstract Company
lien rii Senystackcn, Mfjr.
Marshfiold and Coquille City. "
AGENTS
Steamers Speedwell and Fifield.
ARAGO SODA WORKS
Two bottles of our pop guaranteed to
make you pop tho question.
! There's a good deal of ginger in 'Tho Big Noise'
actors, but not as much as there is in our Ginger
Ale.
Try our Ale for What Ails You.
Hero nro homo of tho GIIKAT STAHS hi THHIUO NOISK nt
tho MomoiiIc Theater, Thursday ami Frlduy, December ft ami 0:
This Year
Cupid llultmann, Llttlo Fatty Flotchor, Oazoot Dodge, Pre
ferred Stork Ilortou, Ilarnoy Oldfleld Illldenbrand, Soft l'ednl
Haines, Chnunccy Olcott McKeown and Judgo Goss, who will
bo Uie chief rag chewers.
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