THE COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON, SATURDAY, JULY 13, 1912 EVENING EDITION.
WITH TOAST AND TEA
The
First
Addition
To
Marshfield
Coke Bldg.
Inique Pantatorium
1IR MODKRN DTKItfl. CLKANKR.
riuuaKna m hat rknovatoiub
stent (or tdwtrd B. 8traui A C.
Not Tallorlnv Let ui rnak youi
kit Suit.
I OomrrvrcUl. Phone sno-X.
(ou Auto Call Foote
nioxi: m-J night and day
Stand front of Lloyd Hotel.
TWO NEW OAKS
After 11 P. M. Phone 6-J
Reeldenco Phono 28-J
Will make trips to CoquIHc.
Ee Star Transfer
and Storage Co.
i prepared to do nil kinds of hnulin,:
n short ootlco. Wc moot nil twins
llld boat! and wn nlao hnvn tho lntfwr
itylo Reynolds Plnno Mover. Wo
uammco our work.
t. H. Heisner, Prop.
Phones 98-H. 120-J. or 49-L.
Wanted Quick
A fchrpiril Inr.aln. t vlL- n
wrgaln In two of Uio choicest lots
on Ewuide. Fine view of liny
and MiKiifiniii iii,.i. 1...1
'htlX. $I7B.
! S. KAUfMAN & CO.
177 Front St.
WANTED ! ! !
"UPHOLSTERING AND
lorfc ?v " Ctonr". Orders for
GOING HARVEY
rilONK IDA
1 i. MONTGOMERY
RealEstateand Insurance
Lt North Prfttit H,
Barnard & Laneworthv
Metrical Contractors anil Supplies.
170 i "u, I81R.
"rendu ay, next door to
- """" "" Mnrlrrt
st Sensible Shoe
r. lU0 cn"ren is tho
famous "SKUFFMi.. shoe.
tt p or salo at
Slferic Shoe Store
Jw .... Marshfield.
Wise Ones
Reynolds Development
Ownors
OONKI-AOIIATION.l'ilOOr TOLICIM
German American Insurance Ass'n of New York
ASSETS
.i. I. I.ll. lll.lLil I
21 Millions
R. J. MONTGOMERY Resident
I'AIIIONI.R AH Kill
The Labor-Saving Fuel
the kind that is always on tap,
the brand that makes no ashes,
the sort that leaves no soo.
that requires no preliminary firing up,
that is always ready.
.
Gas
There are many kinds of gas ranges, gas
water heaters and gas room heaters, We'll
be glad to help you select the ones which will
suit your needs, Just telephone 78 and ask
for the New Business Department,
Oregon Power Co.
Abstracts, Real Estate, Fire
and Marine Insurance
Title Guarantee and Abstract Co.
HKN.tY 8F.NGBTACKEN, Mgr.
Coqullle Offl.o Phone 191 Platting Lands a specialty.
Farms Timber Coal andents "EASTSIDF."
Oeneral Ag Marshfield Office 14-J.
Are Buying
"While some of us are wilting for "something to hap
pen" a few of those who don't "wait for their ship
to come in," but go out and meet it, are quietly mak
ing real estate investments.
Make your opportunit.y. Buy now. Buy something
and while you're looking for something good investi
gate First Addition, the lowest priced first class
property on the Bay. Only $300 for 50 x 120 foot
lots and wc sell them on such terms that you can pay
for one with your monthly savings. Located right
less than 2000 feet south of the Fifth Street pave
ment and right on its boulevard continuation. Lots
arc sightly, sheltered and accessible now.
You can't make a better buy in this city' of wonder
ful opportunities than a lot in First Addition. The
property is selling rapidly; let us give you a plat
that you may make a selection while the choice 5s
still to be had.
;s
OVER
I I
Agent Marshfield, Ore.
CAN CAPITAL
Co.
Tel. 160-J.
Tiry Some
A most dcllcnto nnd de
licious nrticlo of food, sultablo
for lunches nnd picnics.
Coos Bay
Ice & Cold
Storage Co.
Phono 73.
Dolivcriea 8 n. m.; 2 p. rn.
Hub Clothing & Shoe Co.
MARSHFIELD. nANDON.
Money- Makers
Deep Sea
Turkey
For Salo or Exchange A
good business, paying big inter
est on tho Investment, with 3
yeara leaso; rent ?50. Tho
prico is right, tho terms right.
Call nnd let us tell you about
It.
A Mghly improved ranch
with stock, Implements and '
launch Included: C miles front
from town. Price ?90 per
acre; terms.
A road house site, 100 per
cent better than tho famous
Cliff Houso site at Frisco, wtrh
n natural covo for a salt water
plunge; 100 x 150 in size; bal
ance lovel and natural park on
good nuto road; fresh watr
spring for all hotel needsj a
gonulno buy at 20Q0.
French Realty Co.
315 U N. Front St.
THE LOGGER
Well, I used to read of loggers in tho Eastern story books, nnd I
had tho fellers pictured kind o' like n pirate looks. Had o'm wearla'
bushy whiskers, huntln' troublo on the street, pnckln' round n knife anC
penvy, lickln' ev'ry guy they'd meet. Thought they nil was fiorco an4
savage, wcarln' corks in bull-hide shoes. Kind o' thought thoy'd cat a
feller ns n Bide dish with tholr booz
So I dodged around tho corner when I hit this Goldon West, ov'rjr
time I Been n logger In them blue pajamas dressed.
Didn't know a "Dluo Ridgo Tiger" was a peaceful sort o lad. Dldnt
know a "North Coos Tommy" nlways kept from bein' bad.
Dut I'vo sort o got acquainted, nnd I want to take their part for I
find them logger fellers 'nlnt so bad down In the heart. Find they're
not n huntln' trouble, hate a row with all their hearts, but, aro most
accommodatln' when the other feller stnrts. I have long ago discovered
that their word Is good ns gold nnd they have n code of honor that It
neither bought nor Bold.
Yes, I'vo changed my mind about 'cm, and I'm glad to call 'on
"frionds," 'causo their rough and refdy manner with this Western Coun
try blends, and I'm glad to soo tho loggers as they flot along tho street,
for their good big-hearted manhood Is about the best wc meet.
GOOD EVENING:
'
It is easier to build a character
than to sustain n false reputation.
Once lot n tnnn's habits bo laid, and
solidly laid, in truth, honor nnd vir
tue nnd the moro tho man Is tried
tho more he profits by it. Such men
nrc revealed to tho world by misfor
tunes. Tho troubles which threaten
them only end in lotting people know
how strong nnd rcnl nnd good they
are. Henry Ward Dcecher.
THE FIELD OF PEACE.
I know where tho birds and grassos
sing
And tho daisies bloom like stars;
And whispering nooks and merriest
brooks
Call over tho meadow bars;
Whoro a dewy pnth winds through
clustering vines,
Whcro reddest strawborrlcs grow;
And lips may cool In a shady pool
Do you ask, Whereway? I knowl
And tho swcot reward of a task woll
dono
Is to slip from tho mesh of men,
To bid goodbyo to tho rciitlcns throng
To wander beyond tholr ken.
And out whoro tho fields and tho
skies aro broad
And tho daisies bloom Ilka stars.
I roam nnd dream of a field of poacc, '
With tho world outsldo tho bars.
SELECTED.
There Is nothing in tho news dis
patches to lncronso our hnnkoring
for n balloon or any other kind nf an '
airship.
Thoro aro somo men on Coos Dny,
so groucny mat iney nnie 10 iook ai
thcmsolvcs In a mirror.
Sometimes peoplo who roll In
wealth go fast when they hit tho to
boggan. A COOS RIVER DITTY!
'So, IIoMi, So!
There was a young girl who Bald
"Wow I
I can milk this cantankerous cow!"
Sho grabbod two front teats
And was kicked into bits
Oh, whoro is tho poor young thing,
now?
THE HACIIELOR GIRL SAYS:
-
If you must flirt, girls, for hoav
on's snko, flirt with something that
you won't bo ashamed of If It should
happen "to tnko" sorlously.
Havo you noticed that' the women
who are slighted when invitations to
affairs aro sent out never go to tho
Hlblo for consolation?
Some Coos Dny husbands retain
tholr' wives' affections by keoplng
tho'hirod girls in a good humor.
Among curious writings on grave
stones in English churchyards, tho
following Is a good one:
"Hero lies tho remains of Dlshlp
Lowe,
A faithful friend, a bitter foe.
Who shall pronounce now ho Is dead
Whoro his unhappy soul has Mod?
If to the realms of poaco and Joy,
Concord no longer rolgns above.
If ho has found a lower level
All should commiserate tho devil."
There aro men in Marshfield that
tho same might bo written about
without stretching the truth.
"Even policemen cannot arrest tho
flight of tlmo," remarked Frank Co
han. "Oh, I don't know," rejoined Dob
Graves. "I saw ono enter tho Pull-
$100 Reward, $100
The readers efthts paper Mill be pleated lo
learn that there is at least nne dreaded dUeaio
that sclenie has been able to cure in all It.
st.RO.and that la Calami. Hall's Catarrh
Cure Is the only poklme cure now kuouii to
the metllral fraternity. Calami belnu a com.
stltutlonal disease, requires a innstltutlmial
treatment. HaII.h ("atari h cure la taken Inter,
nally, acting directly upon the blood and mil
cotih kiirtarct nl tint kjeleni, thereby ilc.trolim
the foundation of tlicdl.tai-e, ami uh Inutile
pa lent Mrt-npth fn bulldlix up the ronnltu.
tlon and atletl b imiure In iIoIiik Its work.
The proprietors imt-o inueli faith In ft cur
atle powers that they , ffer One Hundred Dol.
lar for any rn.e that it falU to cure. Send for
lUt of lestlconla s.
K.J.fHKNKY A CO., Toledo, O
Foli liv all IlrilKKits.7.V.
Take Hal's' I'linillv I'IUk lor constipation
fatf'S")!" $
nrnnicuco.
.Al.lV,.
nOH STANLEY.
man this morning and stop a fai
minutes."
As for those Elks who walked
2207 miles to sco Portland It is to be
hopod they won't bo disappointed.
If they aro let them como to Coos
Day.
A Boston preacher says thoro arc
1,800 kinds of holl and ho novur
rnado a trip over tho road to Rose
burg, cither.
Thoy'ro going to wonr 'em tlgU
ns usual this autumn, girls. A!
this talk about kilts and plaits Is it
bo set at naught. If we aro give
room to step without doing an lml
tation of a thoroughbred who
reach la limited by a hobble strap 'K
will bo becauso wo havo 'om slnshefS
up tho sides. Tho knights ot the
ncedlo havo been in sosslon and have
decreed that tho standing-room-only
skirt shall remain a foaturo of fash
Ion. Dut so much has boon said,
why say more. Just keep your
weather oyo on your droasraakor that
sho docs not accomplish somcthlix
too revealing, yon insist upon clos
lines, for hobble, hobblo, hobblo la
tho foreword In fall skirts'. It wai
Oliver Wcndel Holmes who describ
ed an afternoon tea as "Qlgglo, gob
ble, gabblo git." Sonio wag has de
scribed tho narrow skirt as "Hobblo.
huddlo, hcadovor, hit."
FELIX SAYS:
What's tho ubo of goln' away from
your homo for a vacation whon you
enn get const or mountain weather
nnd bcnutlful scenery at your own
door at any tlmo If you'll make up
your mind that you'ro having a good
tlmo?
TIGHT SQUEEZE FOR GRANDMA.
Grandma tumbled in tho cistern.
Geo! It almost kilt horl
Now wo'ro half afraid sho can't
Get through the pntont flltor.
Scnttlo peoplo prcsontod a nogre
bootblack wllh n gold medal. This
Is Just ns 'n'pproprlnto as tho rocont
presentation of a gold headed cano
to a man Who had lost both his arms
In n railway accident.
UNEASINESS.
Cattle nil has gono to rest,
Hardly movo n-tall,
Dronch, ho's nctln' mighty strnuge
Puttln' up a stall.
Moon 1b creopln' up tho sky,
Llko n silver ball,
Llghtin' up a hazy way
For the stars that fall.
Seo tho lights at "Lazy L",
Whoro the dance is at,
Couldn't got ncrost that way,
All my hopes fell flat.
'Spect that good old pard o' mine's
Got my gal in tow,
Said he'd take good enro o' her,
Cause I couldn't go.
Det sho's wlshln' that I'm there,
When them fiddles start1,
Dot sho's shedtlln' hitter tears
Way down In her heart. '
Wonder would thnt pard o' mine,
Work tho doublo cross,
When I couldn't got away,
From our brnnd now Doss?
DOD STANLEY.
NEWS ITEMS.
Androw Shnmpney of Yonkers, N,
Y., has appealed to tho pollco to
mako his wife stop hugging and kiss
ing htm so much.
A SHY DRIDE.
Miss Violet Shy of Mishawaka,
Wis,, was married July 9.
THE SHANK SUNDAE
An Indiana druggist has originated
tho Shank sundao in honor of Mayor
Shank. Horo aro tho ingrodionts:
Ono measuro of Ice cream, any flavor
of syrup, ono strawborry, and potnto
chips around tho edge of tho glass
iu which tho sundae is served.
A Portland .woman Is suing for a
(livorco because hor husband Jumped
into n baby carriage. If tho wlfo of
every Coos Day man who makes a
baby of hlmsolf once in awhile should
suo for dlvorco thero would bo a lot
of grass widows horoabouts.
Snow Drift Flour
Highest Quality
Marshfield Paint,
Hi"'
H1
Have That Roof Fixed
HOW
See GORTEELL
Tbofto'SISJ
I)prrv.i.:..
WM. S. TURPEN
Architect,
171 FRONT ST.
'PSW
Mtu, W US "0.
" Phone 140L Oregon