The Coos Bay times. (Marshfield, Or.) 1906-1957, May 11, 1912, EVENING EDITION, Image 3

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joaaBSxmss
WITH TOAST AND TEA
First
Addition
To
Marshfield
Do you realize tbat SO per cent of the Marsh
field property that is cliaii'giiig hands is being
purchased by outside parties ; people who aro
keenly alive to the situation and1 foresee the
wonderful future of this city and while you
are "waiting" they arc placing themselves in
a position to take from you some of the profits
that you can reserve for yourself by invest-ingnow?
Think it over You have a few dollars to in
vest Put it in Marshfield real estate ; it's all
good. Let us hand you a plat of our proper
tics and tell you about these 50 foot lots that
we are selling on terms that will suit YOU and
at such low prices that your own good judg
ment will show you that a lot in "First Addi
tion" is the best investment in Marshfield.
Reynolds Development Co.
Owners
Coke Bldg.
Opposite tho Chandler.
I IVBR JOHNSON
BIOYOLES
at
Pioneer Ilardware Go.
ichard's Livery,
i tiro secured tho llvory bust
le! L II. Holsnor, and aro pro-,
I to render oxcollont sorvlco to
rle of Coos liny. Carotul
tood rigs and ovorythlng
UI mean sausinctory sorvlco to
liM!c, mono us (or a driving
i rig or anything nooded tu
Prr line. Wo also do truck-
ptntis of all kinds.
UUXCIIAHI) BROTHERS
l'liono VM-3
ftt. Teed and Rnlcs Service.
ll Vint ami Alder Streets.
Auto Call Foote
010X12 II 1-J NIGHT AND DAY
m iront or Lloyd Hotel.
TWO Ni:V OAKS .
""! 11 P. M. Phono C-J
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Fill nuke trljw to Coqulllc. '
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HouseS
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Auto Service'
Cars. Caroful Drlvors and .
"i Marges. Our motto: I
So anrwliom ni n.,.. !. '
'-Blanco Hntol and Blanco .
More. Day Phones 78 and 46 '
Bune ie. ,
ft flOOHALK. m,,rln. '
luc Pantatorium.
fNnVKItS. OLKANKna.
f. ." IIAT RENOVATORS
I ., ui uiuRo your i
faunrrclM. pi,OB1 Kr.x. i
N That Roof Fixedi
qsteZiM mtn.r vnV
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And we - " Coos Bay. sscr or any i"
A. " for lUc oubo dcftning. ry
nC;TsS USov a this season of the
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See COIiTIIELL
Phone 81SU
dftpn n-i.
. uCK uulldlng. Electric
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and f!ni(i w
nOTKi, OOOB
50. 1LlIN PrP-
or h,Za a uay nnd Upwards.
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Afield Paint,
'ecorating Co.
4 MARSHFIELD.
m
keep y ri. suit:
Hang on' Ullr.g ou. Io matter what
thoy say,
Push onl Sing onl Things will
como your way.
Sitting down and whining novor
help a bit;
Best way to got there la by keeping
up your grit.
Don't glvo up hoping when tho ship
goes down;
Grab n spar or something Just ro-
fuso to drown.
Don't think you'ro dying Just bo-
cauBo you'ro hit;
Smllo In fact of ilnngor and hang on
to your grit.
Folks die too easy thoy sort of fado
nwayj
Mako a llttlo error, and glvo up in
dismay;
Kind of man that's heeded Is tho man
of ready wit
To laugh at pain and troublo and
keop up his grit.
I precious llttlo Willie; wo blamo hha
lit tho cat hns fits, or If the cow goes
Billy. We roost him from his crown
jto feet, tl.o custom Is contnglous; and
still tho copper walks his beat, cal.v,
patient and courageous. Ho guards
I tho traffic, In great stylo, from MocW
ados and congestions, and answers,
with a kindly smile, flvo million silly
I questions. When thoso who roast
him daunted stand, In times ot strife
'and riot, ho takes his llfo and club la
hand, nnd scraps for poaco and quiet
Ho huntB the bad man and tho yogi,
ho walks all night with daugors, nntl
gots a bullet In tho log pursuing
deadly strangers; ho scoks In dnrJC
t and noisome lairs tho burglar who
oschows him. And In our coay rock
lngchalrs wo sit up and abiiBo him.
WALT MA80N.
Tho only way to got ahead In this
world Is to bo born with ono.
Now Books: "Tho tedltor's Purse
Wo havo seen It; Micro Ib nothing in
It.
Aftor tho rain tho soft broozo blows
And makes a pathway for tho roso.
Many n man makes hay In tho
country whllo tho sou shlnett In tho
city.
A(ter tho rain, tho nnglo worm
Begins in Joy to wlgglo nnd squirm.
At this tlmo of year thoro Ib poetry
In everything ovon our waste-basket.
Aftor tho rain tho youugstor goes
And squashes mud up through his
toes.
If your bank cannot stand a-lono
you should unlto with anotner uoioro
tho Fall.
Aftor tho rain an old rain chock
Gots ub Into tho game, by hcckl
PRIZE RIDDLE TODAY
"If tho clock refused to work,
would It bo striking for a short-
or working day?"
Aftor tho rain, tho sun pocks out
And puts tho shadows all to rout.
Clothes that aro too largo causo
you to havo loose habits If you wear
thorn.
THE
SECRET
OF
FAILURE
IN
SEVEN
WORDS
KNOCK
KNOCK
KNOCK
KNOCK
KNOCK
KNOCK
KNOCK
No prlzo Is over awarded to Um
last person In a neighborhood Jto
cloan up tho back yard.
What is your opinion ot a spifiw
that porslsts In loafing on tho m
till patlonco coasos to bo a vlrtuo?
"
THE QUIET OBSERVER BAYS: .
"
Aftor nil, a man's attltudo all
through llfo Is ono ot humanity. In
tho morning you find him down on,
his knees hunting for his collar but
ton; In tho aftornoon ho'a on bin
knees Unkorlng with his nutomoblro,
nnd at night ho la likely to bo on Jita .
knees crawling up stairs.
You cannot tan a dog's hldo In his
bnrk; nor can you mnko a novel or
his tall.
Our Idea of a manly man Is ono
who Is not nshnmod to ncknowlcdftx
his faults.
THE BACHELOR tttltlj SAYS
Husbnnda aro Ilka cantaloupes,
nowadays, you havo to try two or
threo of them, hoforo you succood In
gottlng n roally satisfactory ono.
How restful It must bo for n suit
of clothes to hang on n good round
fat man.
In tho sontonco "Tho editor has
$5.23" why Is tho dcclmnl usodT To
mako senso.
A silver tnnguu and a chook of
brass Is a combination that frequent
ly mnkos "tin."
Doesn't It sound sort of funny to
hear that a consignment of llmburger
cheeso hns spoiled?
Tho troublo with most solt-mndo
men Is that In tho making thoro
was a Bcrow loft loose.
TWO BORES:
Tho man who brags about having
lots of religion and tho, man who
brags about having nono.
Ho touched hor hnnd; ho drow
hor noar: Ho faintly whlsporod In
hor oar: "Love mo door." And sho
roplled: "I can't say no to ono so
well suppllod with dough."
THE POLICEMAN
(Dedicated to Jack Carter.)
No bard embalms tho cop In song,
fow people praise or tonst him;
whnto'or ho does Is always wrong, so
wo unlto to roast him. Ho is tno
butt of honry Jests can't namo tho
tlmo ho wasn't? Wo damn him If ho
makes nrrosts, and dnmn him It ho
doesn't. Wo cuss him dally for his
tins, with criticisms haunt him; for
every poolor should bo twins ho'a
never whore wo wnnt him. Wo blamo
him If soino schoolboy hits our
ADVERTISE
0 merchant, In thlno hour ot c o Q,
It oi this paper you should o e c,
Tnko my advlco and now got y y y,
Go straight ahead and advert i 1
You'll find tho stunt tho best Jto
u u u,
And ono noglcct cannot ox-q q q.
A sllont business soon do-k k k.
Don't stick with those old-fnuhloncJ.
J J J.
What a mlxod'iip old world U)t
would bo If inoro than one-half of tho
political predictions woro to cotac.
truol "
A MassacluiHOttB mon 40 yoars old
broko his log tho othor day whOa
skipping tho ropo. Whnt'n your Idja
of tho propor oxorclso for a porson
of that ago?
Elbort Hubbard's frankly express
od opinion thnt "ovorybody cam
wrlto poetry" Is going to cinch hts
popularity with tho editors of tho
country.
Intonslvo farming mny bo all right,
but when It is applied to tho cultv
vatlon of ono Idea tho harvest often
Ib Intolerance.
The Electric Shoe Shop
IS WHERE THEY BUV 'SHOES
FROM $1 i''" i" --
THE ELECTRIC SHOE SHOP
180 So. Broadway
Marshfield
Lame back is usually caueu u,
rheumatism of tho muM of be
back, for which you will And nothing
w,Hr ihnn Chamberlain's Liniment.
Abstracts, Real Estate, Fire
and Marine Insurance
Title Guarantee and Abstract Co.
HENRY SENGSTACKKN, Mgr.
CoquIlU Ofll. Phont 11 Marihfiald 001 oa 14-J.
Trm Tirabar Coal am Platting Laada a eaclalty.
OaaaraJ Agaota "EAflTBIDir
POison OAK
rKo. REMEDY ggjg&
Plica. CHILBLAINS. rCLONS, BURNS, ETC.
all ORUMim Hwuro wiaoimwoMiiwuur
rrco.
tjiHnirYMicHtLsco
Aftor nil wo don't honr tho real
estate men making much fuss about
tho dlscovory of tho South pom.
PEOPLE WHO USE
ONE PET WOn
Thoro aro pooplo who uso ono na'
word for ovorythlng thoy llko nnd
another for whntovor meotH Wiorri
disapproval, so all that thoy talk
about Is either "splondld" or "hor
rid." Try to gain Information from
any ono who Is n slnvo to this vlco of
conversation and nualyzo tho result:
"Whnt sort of man Is tho now min
ister?" "Splendid."
"Did you havo nit onjoynblo tin.
at tho party?"
"Splondld."
"How did you llko tho band con
cert?" "Splondld."
This In enso of approval; but If
tho minister fnllB to oxhlblt oli
quonco, or tho party proves dull, or
the music nt tho concert was not to
tholr liking, tho anBWorn may all
consist of auothor unedlfylng mono-
syllablo, "Horrid" unless tho Bpoafc
er Is habituated to slang nnd classi
fies ovorythlng In tho unlvorso iui
dor tho hendlngB of "scrumptious"
and "bum."
ACCEPT HO UJTITUTC. y
'eo m c onrj.
SANrRANCISCO
A woman Booking dlvorco In a Cal
ifornia town testified that sho had
been twlco married, first to a man
namod Chanco, tho socond time to a
man named Ouoss, nnd tho lnqul
Itlvo Inwyor drew out tho fact that
sho had two chlluron y unnnco ana
threo by Guoeb.
One of tho saddost things wo over
hoard of. was tho caao of a girl who
was Just about to bo klssod by htr
lover when a firefly lit on hor nose
nnd lit up tho scono. .
b nooBvaisco.
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