THE COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON FRIDAY, JANUARY 12, 1912 EVENING EDITION.
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SMS HUSBAND
IS MODEL Ml
the tctitli time. I ntn Rcventy-threo
Inchon tall. fniTlimtliiKly ugly, nml
Iiomoph ninny ucconidlMhmcuts of
which t am fur too modest to b;k : k.
I mid athletic Invo ilnnrliiR. nblor
II iffy poodle-dogs, and have a fairly
fat jiockotbnok. Do von think tlio
Inly would consider mi? I aeoni to
Iiomphs all her roqulroniunts wvo
tliat of beauty-mid 1 inlKht In llmu
IT GROWS HAIR
llotv A iv Furl V Want Vim to
Pioo at Our ltlh.
MarvcloiiH us It tuny scctn, Iloxnll
"03" Hair Tonic lias grown hair on
heads thai wore once lialil. Of
1-0111-80, In initio of til oso CBSCS woro
tlio hair roots dead, nor had (ho
Yountj Matron Objects to Leap
Year News More Bache
lors Entered. I
TIs Leap Your. glrlH, and don't for
Ki't. j
Tlio prlvlloKo of tlio Huff rage tie.
AVI th hiiNhfiil, hegltntliu? lioiiux,
Pluck up your couruKo and propose,
Until old Prorodcnt'H red tape,
And lot uo utility man escape, I
She who horiltatoe In lout,
So land your iiinu at any cost.
If you have youth as well as beauty.
The Loup Year cry is "Do your
duty."
Sny. llcraco, dear, will you bo tnlnoV
Of all mankind for you I pluo.
If ho a happy year nhould wish you,
And slyly try to dodge the hwue,
Just K't a grip upon tils coat
And put tin- tiestlon to a vote.
If he votes "No" and you votf "Yen"
Throw out uo hIkiiiiI or dlntrs.
"Hip, lilt. hurrah, It U a tie
Hlest be the tie that binds," you
cry.
actiulre that. Kindly lot mo know gcnj, tncll 0I1 Knzod, shiny ap
nt once. Address "Nemo" care poaratice.
Mnrsliileld, Oregon.
point
HoxnII "9'i" Hnlr Tonic ficts sclen
tlllcally, destroying the germs which
are usually responsible for baldness.
It penetrates to the roots of tlio hair.
IS OtT OK (.'A AIH,
Leap Year Editor:
I notice yesterday that the nnine Btm,,tK u,i uourlslilng thorn. It
of Sherman Oanible had been sent ,rt ,mwt ,il)nim, t0,,t requisite. Is
to yon to be Included In the list of lJoirntoy perfumed, and will not
eligible. This Is Incorrect. It Is nei-ninnontl.v stain the hair.
too Into. Mr. Gamble Is out of the
Kme. lie lias piayen ncans unu
won and will shortly receive
prize.
THE WIDOW
his
i.ENTl'OK INLET IIACIIELOItS.
' AVOW! HEAD THIS.
Tlfo Leap Year IMItor got a hard
jolt this morning, nlinort a Hilar
plcxls nml the only thing that pre
vented a ktnkout was the belief
that tlio first little pangs of jealousy
of some tuwlywod bad prompted It,
Hero It Ik. tin- l.mn Venr Editor even
bolng Ignored In address:
Ed"'"- Time-':
"Won't you kindly stop prlntlm;
this Leap Year slush In your paper'.'
I am getting tired of it and I think
n lot of oti-ei- itpnn'fi are. The Idea
of people being Interested In such
stuff.
"And then last night that adver
tisement you printed should not have
been printed. Nn nice girl would ad
vertise for a husband. And besides
there Is only one man on Coos liny
who could meet the requirements
i. a . .. 11
nnu no is my iiiisoauii.
know It and I don't want hlin to
heap Your Editor:
1 I have not seen any names of the
i Kentuok Hiiclielors yet, and I am
I sure no place can boast of a hotter
cillectlun of them than can Keiituck
Itilot, not only In quantity, but In
quality ns well. Their only draw
back Is Hint thoy arc a little bash
ful but Leap Year Is supposed to
, correct that and thoy have waited
I patiently for It for threo years. Here
, are some of tlioni:
1 E. P. Hi-llen.
! Jack IIhruii.
1 Gilbert Stiinison.
i P lyases Nny.
Cyrus Kingston.
i Willie Gamble.
Robert Luke.
August I.npplou.
Ed. IIiisHuy.
Sherman Smith.
Erie Anderson.
Clarence Sourls.
Capt. Hanson.
J. Smith.
Otto Stophons. -.
Ilerburt Stophons.
Olo Evoiibou.
Ok- Knutson.
A HEADER.
We want you to get a bottle of
ltcxall "!)3" Hair Tonic and use It as
directed. If It does not relieve scalp
Irritation, remove dandruff, prevent
tlio hair from falling out and pro
mote nn Increased growth of hair,
and in every wny give entire satisfac
tion, simply come back and tell us,
nml without question or formality
wo will limit! back to you every pen
ny you paid us for It. Two sizes,
flop and $1.00. Sold only at our
store The Rexall Store. I.ockhart
Parsons Drug Co.. "Tlio llusy Corner."
Why Not,
Save Money on
Your Meats?
l-Orit OK A KIND.
He doesn't ,,,.,, v,r ,.;,.:
lit II I til 10 cmnnhmi nn iitlim vnn linvrt ntluu.
and If you krp nrlntlng such things j ,, f()lir of l0 I1108l 01111H1. ,,nphe.
in yi i "I"-'. "I"; lors at tlio Smith mill and thoy don't
"So, kindly, discontinue It or I m,,, , i... .....i,.,,,,.... Miiu . km.i.i.
will lmvo to stop your pnpor." i ,.. 1..-1111I0 tholr mumm In the list of
Geo, what do you think of Hint?
Tlio letter was not signed so you will
have to guess who the author was.
NEWCOMEItS WANT IX.
Leap Year Editor: """
If you will glvo the newcomers a
chance, I would llko to submit (ho
names of some very nice young men
who recently arrived here, to ho In
cluded In the Leap Year list. They
are not as old as some of tlio bache
lors you have been enumerating but
Leap Year ellglbles. Their nmnes
are:
Oris Alhee.
Geo. Parker.
Win. Ackley.
Ed. Hayes.
OXE OK 'EM.
LEAP VKAIt POETItV.
Lean Year Editor:
Hero Is a little poem for tlio bach
elor girl.
It would be real nice If some Coos oil! maiden fair, do not despnlr,
county girls would anchor them
lioro us pornimient residents. They
nro known as the Hlltiuore Forestry
School bunch mid Include tlio fol
lowing: 4
Kred. Lamoii,
Albert Tardy. Jr.
Geo. Thompson.
Harry S. Wulby.
E. L. Segersten.
Geo. AlcCaskoy.
Frank Heath.
Cutis. O, Alarston.
NEWCOMER.
Calumet Hams. Sweet corn foil n.
and lean, pound I OL
.Mistletoe Hams, none better.
Pound
Mistletoe Itacon, tlio very
best, pound
20c
32c
"The Hub"
The Store Which Does Things.
We Save You Money.
Clearance Sale
Men's Suits one-fourth, one-third to one-half off.
Men's Overcoats one-fourth-, one-third to one-half off.
Men's Raincoats one-fourth, one-lhird to one-half off.
Boys' Suits one-half price.
Bargains in Shoes, Hats and Furnishins
We Stand Ready to Serve You
Better Than Ever Before.
a
ONEY TALKS"
H
Clothin
g &. Shoe Co.
13ANDON
MAKSIIKnDLD
nesi, puiiiiu uij in. j, T ( M I
Other grades of bacon. Pound 1 Qp WOW I &M IMfCC !
from 25c to I Jl - r
Royal Chinook, smoked salmon the
best you over ate. 9)r
Pound A-vFL
Wo still lmvo a few boxes of Apples I per tier up.
left at tier box (M AA
$l.:2fl and 4I,VU
The Bazar
Phone 32
The House of Quality.
"Wo linvo nil lengths of stovo wood
for sale, (rices ranging from $l.flO
Wo can furnish nny
length you wlnli.
L. H. HEISNER
Phono No. 120-J or 49-L.
inero is nnipio nope ror you.
Hide your time, await vinn- chtnico.
Catd' the man. mid wear tlio HIRAM I
SKIRT.
BACHELOR'S KIHENI).
North Hond, Ore.
Now Is the Time
TO HAVE THAT HESIDENCK
WIRED FOIt LIGHTS.
i:.STlMATi:.S GIVEN
Coos Bay Wiring Co.
PHONE 237-J
( CITY FISH MARKET
Foot of Market Ave., on Dock
I FRESH FISH, CLAMS AND
I CRABS.
I Fair Prices, Honest Weight
and a first-class article, You
can all afford to eat fish at our
prices, Try them,
SMITH & BALCH, Proprietors.
PIIOXE lino.!
Home Permanency vs. Home Monotony
This Is n vltnl question for present day liomebullders whether to
lmvo n house which In appenranco must always roinnin tho smiio
or n liouso that will permit of u llttlo refreshliiK occasionally.
XelKhliorhoods cIiiiiiku us do Individual tastes n rramo linuso can
easily bo innilu to Imrmonlzo with Its HiirniunilliiKH n fresh coat
of paint often will niako It as Rood as your nelf;hbor'H now house
tho sanio as a now suit mnkes you feel llko a now innii. At
nny rnto a frame house is siiHceptiblo to most nny cIiiuiko you
inlKht deslro and while It Is permanent It does not noccssnrlly
need becomo an eyesore or n monotony. Thoro nro lota of tlilims
we've obsorved nbout Iioubos mid luiuhor that you ahould know
before building couio In and wo'll glvo you our vlowe.
C. A. Smith Lumber" & Mfg.' I Co.
RiriAIL DEPART.MENT SOUTH HROADWAV, MAIINIIFH-UJI.
The New Year on Coos liny Is
tiirlliiK Hk n water wiikoii, nil
rlKht, ail i-Uht!
A ITXK PERI-'OILMANCE.
Splendid
Building Lot
it-
70f0l feet
on corner In West
lllgli Ic-I gl-Ollllll
Last XlL'ht'x Atti'iictloii I'mvi-vi in it..
ANSWERS "LONELY" j '' Alul Anouy.
Lean Yenr IMItor! It iviim n Irninn mIuiu- nil i.l,r I
R'ntle to i i- wnii t ad" that up- "Tlio Millionaire Tramp" at tno
lienred In 'I ho Time yesterday, Masonle Opera House last night Is
would offer the following mn a said by those unfortunate enough to
young man, a bachelor, of twenty-1 lmvo been present to lie the
flv ' ' ' -w I poorest, punkest and most putrid
wlthnuf undue liosltntlon Hint I ntn performance ever produced on the
anilnblo and rongonln w i local stauo.
ineniis that my wife could have her Tho actors, spare the name, f
way nine ilmes out of ten but that Hiey could be so called, lorn traue.lv
in put my loot down mighty hard t" initoi-s. clawed eoniodv like
Marslillcld
A good buy .-jiL'.OOO.OO
I. S. Kaufman &. Co.
J "7 Front St.
Unique Pantatorrirm
llYEIXf. CLEAXIXO. PltKSSIM.
ulANII ItEPAIRIXti ALL KINDS OI
I clam illKKin- and made nielodrania a HAT WOKK.
TPIIP1 nnm lilnnvn r-r-.n... III I kl It r If lliuf ,..,.... .....1.... .. .. I
Tho Ad.er,-ka boo,, toiling how "KS .h!' J2ZZ .- .-"tlV
you can EASILY guard a-ralu t ap-'' , tw ,,,lk no- "" ,,VI' ' ,,
pondlcl.ls and how ,., relievo "'"r.', Iwr.,w! and d'stn- I HilVe That Roof Fixed
Biuuiaiu nun nowei ir.iiii:e uluiiHt ln-i ii.'i-firmiiii... wii.m m,.. ..t .1...
INSTANTLY. Is off.i-ed
short time by Lockhart
Drug Co.
Jli
-flrV. 1 m t
111 w
- I nil Ml
I IX V V
free for i actors niinotinreil to the hendne
Phioii ,"ut "w "l"ihnd was dead." the
intoruie oroe.e led to x couch and !
it"""mn-', -My hiubRiid dead," I
white tlio audience grouched and i
1 innnlfo'ted mm-' vnret that any of -!
ill. n-t.(i left alive.
AltltKSTI.Vd j And tho price was "r, cents.
And the audience large.
Ami all prooiit weie agreed that
!e .V.1H.-M moving picture tluu
! rive a better show every night
f'-'- " and Id cents.
Tho Hiidlein.e breathed n sluh of
.'l' w en the agony was over.
Manager Pratt Is wnrccl to bo
censured us It I dlllicult to get re
liable iiilvHiice inforniutlon on main
of those trHellng aggregations of
elani'dlggor. and hop-Held canarlc
-tng as actors, but It seems a
shtuno that tho miwsetuenMovlng
ii.uuie should lie made the victims of
fcinh performance u that of Inst
evening.
vow
Si-p COIITUELL
Phone ill a I
tour attention by
i ' us of a iniir
' u-ly low prlco
ii.n mn- way of
'nit: CaudltM,
.on
First flnss Ifonl Rstnto
Same very good bargains,
1IENTALS and IXSl'IiA.WE
- you should call on
Al'fl. FUIZEEX,
(IH Cent ial Ave., Mnrslilleld.
Hello! Hello!
Housowlvea of Mnrahflold uso
Marshfield
Creamery
Butter
If your grocor docs not kcop
It call up l'HOXE 73-J.
I-'reo dollvery 8 a.m. to 2 p.m.
nlso
STEIHL17.E1) CltEASI ft MILK
ICE, nUTTEILMILK,
COTT.IGU CHEESE
"THE FltlEXH OF COOS HAY"
S. S. ALLIANCE
EQUIPPED WITH WIKELESS
DATE OF SAILING FROM PORTLAND FOR COOS BAY
TO BE ANNOUNCED LATER.
CONNECTING WITH THE NOItTll HAVic un.tu a-h nm, v.v
....,W ftvrikiai4ii-
'HONE II
NOHTII I'aJIFIO STEA.MSIIIP CO.MPANY.
V. P. .McGICOHGE. Agent
Union Oils
.JASOLINE DISTILLATK
HENINE KEHOSENK
SAMSON GAS ENGINES
and
CENTIHFUGAL PUMPS
Coos Bay Oil & Supply Co.
larhhllelil. Ore. PHONE H02-)
Mall Oitlers Solicited.
FAST AND COM.MODIOUS
Steamer Redondo
IW'IPPED WITH WIKELESS AND Sl'llMAUINE HELL
nv,'17'' '''MM COOS
HA) SATl lfDAV,JAXf'Af)' V. 1912.
INTEIM)CE.X TnAXKinii'ivtTir.v r,....
. ....i..in,i i.u.urai,
C F. McQEOItOB, Agent.
Phono 4-1
bi-n you buy
' nth lu thtt Cou-
n'oii.iiy lino
i i want tliom
i f all to bo
i! .ii. d reliable.
I t.ilue nro
' i rimiu'ii by
i 'tM,-. not by
I'M rev pmato SACKS for snle
11. W. I'alntor.
al alllo
'11
0Fm
TWO STDltlCS.
THE DAXGKIt OF l.. (iltlPPE
Is It fatal tendency of pneumonia.
To cure yotu- la grippe coughs lakt
ruU)' Honev ami Tnr fi,in..i,Mi
Wo glvo "' '" l-'lsl'er. Washington. Kns.. as:
"I with ti-ouh'ed vvit' a cvoiv attack
or la grippe that threatened pneumo
nia. frl'iid advised Foley's Honev
jnnd Tar Compouinl and I t relief
W. af.er taklu-4 the first few doses I
Sktro-l K K ' l-,v '"' 1,s ',,,,1 '" 'n grippe
UIS( IN "Ut PimM ' ('t' ,ue Keuulne. In the
mUL. i. yoUow i,,u,,k- i!i:n citoss imrt!
mwrwiiiTw . COMPANY.
b
IBSI III
. NL A" V
CATTLE ON THE Itl'X
For a living all the time cannot he
expected to make sweet, tender meat
The cattle from which we get our
choice meat aro tlio stall-fed. grain
fattened kind that produco tho best
mont on earth. Try us with nn or
der for next Sunday's meat. Tlion nil
the family will ho home to enjoy
tho treat, which will not cost you a
cent more than usual.
MAKS1IFIEL1) CASH MAIIKET.
FOURIER BROS.
Two Markets
NOItTII IlEXD
Steamer Homer
Sails for San Francisco from Coos
Bay, Friday, Jan. 12, 2 P. ML
S. Dow, Agent
v a
I
a i
teame
KQUIPPED WITH WIHELESS
l Breakwater
ALWAYS ON TIME
MAItSHFlELD
SAILS FHOM POHTLAND AT 8 P. M. ON JAXu.UIV 0, 10, -a, 30
Ii. II. KEATING. AGENT
PnONE MAIN H5-L
-( U ia ,. -a ha tiauM)tne lnveiitl o nUllty
r.i lluru,,., Hu.hl";,. ,1.1;
Parties Desiring Menu- fp
meats to be Events --a&i
' .. Ci
; ' " "" l0 ca t the Pacific Monumental o. south
Mr. Ml8on has In hm omninv ,a i '
r, ..... w..., i.iHtucui maroie ana gra
itter lu Coos county. And nrm h,.. k. w... . .
Fl
juanciv
nlte cut
Abstracts, Real Estate, Fire
and Marine Insurance
Title Guarantee and Abstract Co
HK.VRV SENGSTACKEN M
CoaulUo 0m:e Phone 191 Marahfleld' o U.J
Farma - Timber - Coal and Platting Land., a .pec'ialty.
Oenaral Agents "EASTSIDE"
... w,.i W1U ut-81 worn is turned
GET YOUR JOB PRINTING DO NE AT THE TIMES' OFFICE-1
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