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THE COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON. SATURDAY, MAY 13, 1911 -EVENING EDITION
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m:r neu hi mi. We U!u; no
nwny ti nil die Idei f iLxk
There hill mi? J'.ntl'l i"i. n mi
rl.in 1 1 nt In Ai..t'H' ii. 'i'lii', ."re
utiJuM. iinwholewiu'ie. unrb tit
wii'K iii'il iiii American. Wli.v
slum. (I we tiuw . I ii km lii it here
In this .oi.ntry rial one i. urn il
wple another Just ' liwuisi he
linn been lucky (MHitiKli ti m il;e
n lliilo more iinHH'j'.' A t'liin 1cm
Home rlKlit to he proud of what
he make ullli his own hands
nnd his own hri.ln. hut he
hasn't any business ptittl'ig on
airs over what he Is uieie v try
ing to spend. Jaeoh A. Itlis.
breasts, anil make them art a though
Insane. The man who cannot a
Jokf. who cannot aprtng a sunny
am Me, hhIwm some follow' slat are
j broke Ida sense of humor's out of
Istyl. Itocantu I'm like a load of
hay, and can't get up when 1 nm
down, I mri the full guy every day for
all the alecka In the town. I think
tho correspondence schools ahotild
start a now and useful grind, nnd
teach new folly to tho fool some
hnrmloes and denatured kind.
WALT 51 A SON.
PI PII.S fill. PlUXtltVM
d,i that f Ito new More would opoa
a Hiit Viv .1 ime ei men nn?
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IVI1TII1H' "IVIMM'I ,' - " -,...
Willi Appitnulale Ki'ItImi.
Mf talmii TknuiM anil
Vn Vmnm rl,ml a vW ac- '" rtf ,h" ' U" M
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iilellinK ine iiinre wnirii m wiwuiiib m nm i a i nock i . , lr,
mi 4UrKNW of the balance of tbe ht;lNMleniln niaichui
North
rwwfnl tarm of whol at KaataM. ; ,,,w'
1'rlilay. May Sth. The rloaln er
ciwi. followH by a baaltat aoolal,
were- held ai ihi- aehool hoiiat laat
Saturday ovenlng. .May flth. A largti jN c,mHiv St.Mi Ku'iils Am Told llr
cri.MN.ss i)i' nwiiii.ic.
ora of war. i ,
at idiivoii nVln. k
a miiifeirnce hi-m,
nlKht.
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" J-toout tkt
STC1CII(. !ts NW
in tho StiM'klio,,!, ,.
jihj juipiii -i ritiiMt c,
MM ...Ill I
" "'" '" ' ' ting of ih.
eumpany on th,. i .,,, ,, '
1011. nt llnnfflif i im ., ;.
AllNL
of n. C.
oniiany
111 lMlt
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Ill Hill I II IT III- lllnll . .. . . u l"
i.ipk's snow.
This llfo U nil a Meeting show;
1 Wo lonru this with n frown;
Wo ipond our Hvos In onrnlng dough
To vlow Its plonauron, and yet to go
Just as they ring tho curtnlu down.
Exchange.
now iiowk says it iiappk.vs.
tiii: .Micuoiurs si:m:.Ai'i:.
No ono over fooled tho people with
ifnlso tooth.
crowd waa In aueninnc. mi mi- ,,,)(l senilnel.
lowing pknalng program waa given: I L.hM nutler of Myrlle Point, re
KmbhniBilc drill U primary 'i- w)ml fom ,em,, HntimlNy. Il
I'"' 'hail litu over to aeo hla alatsr, Mra.
Itatnhow drill lly Stolla Vina- Qw Mow f (ll lllUW
yard. Hilda Mynell. Htlim Vineyard, ,
iiiiiiii iip ! . -
Alvorn OWn. Oladya Coala. K n Timr-iM f Inal wivk. wlillu ...-.- ," o tt.
ll. .... ni..lva Mnvnr. Mnrv Wlllt- . . ' """Hi"m. an IK. i,rn0l .. .
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ty.
Song "Thrw Mttlo Choatuuts
Hy primary pupils.
Dialogue "Train Conatructlon"
Uy llohert Pedoraon, Hudy Weat,
lloort Ilncklunil. Arthur Olaen, Mel
vln Schroedor. Medore hnPnlme.
Dial "Hro-idway Drug Sloro"
Jntnoa Whlt-. Ollle Mooie. Oaenr Pe
lorson, Klsle Thonina, Henry Pedor
aon, A""lv West, Mlllnn Humhort,
Wllllo Kittson, Irene Humhort, Anna
Major, Anna Hacklund, Precln Ol
son, Ilernnrd Hacklund. Otto Olson,
Kltuor Pedorson, Hsthcr Urodd,
UIt" riding uii a alwl with V. II. IIiiIiIiihii i. ;11UHJtllK ,, , J'" of "H
Chitr. the alx-yoar-old won of Mr. ,,, wm iny (M f annoBa.
nml Mrs. Hoorgo llonninKor, m in- nB prltielnnl tacklmi.i... t. . "
rap, foil and suatnlned a broken or Kanlzo and elect a new J0..j ' '
llslocatod shotihler. j rectors. j.. , i')Jl.p
PrlnMpil pi i.v iA
I'rank Uulilln. n longer, was very
gerloualy Injured nt tho Conloguo
enmp down tho river Tuesday. While
performing his duties there a log be
came unmanageable and caught lluh
1 1 ti before ho could escape. Tho log
rolled over the innii nnd ho was hc
veiely crushed and brulBctl.
m
Best
At tho last term of tho county nn
order was mndo providing for tho
'A love-lorn microbe met, hy chance, for sympathy glvo It.
,V CAKKKIt loll YOl'NCS Mi:.. At n swagger bacteroldal danco ,
'A proud baclllIAn hollo, and sho
YOPNO fellows who mo wrestling Wns quuon of tho anlinnlculno
hard with the problem of orgiinlHina sncchnrlno
choosing a career Tor them- Sho was tho protophismlc queen:
solves may find It prolltnblo to glvo Tho microscopical prldo and pot
heed to whnt .lamas .1. Hill nays about Of tho biological sninrtost set.
It. Ho Is a wlno old man who has And so, this Infinitesimal gorm
lind vast oxporlont'e In tho world nnd Kvolvod this plondlng low refrnln:
unusual opportunity to aee things. "Oh, lovely inotnmorphlc gorm
Mr. Illll believe that rich oppor- What futllo scientific term
Freddie Lund, Cllve Vineyard, Anna
..... . T tittd fnlint T nrtnl
n you want to no popular, don't nslc "" -""" "; m,omiln.r nf the free ferr.v at this
Song. "Llttlo Orphnn Qiri" ireno " . ."
Humbert.
No woman should laugh nt n Joko
on her husband.
plnco to continue till midnight each
Song, "in the Tree Top''-I.y ISI.Io n,Bht flftcr t,,c ir,th ot tl10 niontl1-
Thotnns, Olllo Mooro, Lillian Hum
hort, Anna Major, A mm Hacklun.l,
Precln Olson.
Dial. "Pnclo Peter's Visit to the
Col. Smith, the nttomey and nh
strnctor, Is exported to arrive from
Dallas to again tnko up rosldcnco In
School" Irono Humbert, Anna t,llB cIty'
I i:vor occur tp you that lately thoro
nro nn unusual number of handsome
married womon? Thoro was a time.
long ago, when n woman quit trying Lum1' Mnl'01 ,'ontoll Ko' ""'.
.... .. ..,. ... . f1rnr Pnilnmnn.
... --.. ... . na. Duct, "Larboard Wach"-Mart.n f -Mnrshflold visited County Troas-
urcr i. uimmicK ami who in tins cuy
Slr. nnd Mrs. Kugeno O'Connell.
Ever
aid
Just as
Cheap
i? in. ...i.. .1 . Poilorann. Wllllo Leaton.
.u iiiiiiKi; ine worm impo&es, .;... '. V . .. lai wnn. . Mlnmliiff Tuomlnv.
tunlty nwnlta college men who take Can well descrlbo thy ninny charms? on nn Knsy Markl Duot' bllvor lliron"8 Among tno
uoid"
up scientific farm In g rich opportu- Come to these embryonic nrms
nlt to prosper and to get ronl on- Then hlo nwny to my cellular home
Joymcnt out of life. "Thoro Is not A""" ho my llttlo diatom."
nnd never will be tiny oversupply of
educated farmors," ho declaros out- Ilia oplthollum burned with lovo
phntlcaljy. "Tho man with n unlvor- And ho swore by molecules nbovo
ally education, aupplemented by Just She d ho his own grognrlous mnto,
such practical instruction as ho would Or olso ho would disintegrate,
feel ossontlnl to any other occupn- This amorous mlto of n parnslto
tlon, is certain of hiiccoss on tho Pursued tho gorm both day nnd nluht
lllt.ln ll'mf Vnllln nlann "
! 1 ...' T?n1mi-I IV fiiil? ii ml Itnn oll lint Ii
liinir imu n tmi..nni .. .... .... atnrs ana atnpos jiiu eo drill
Dlllir Una n tOIUlencj to run OUt.l.. '.... . nf n.mlnn. wnro nmrrlml WnilniMilnV
jiv I'Oiirin. i-iiii nun h xt n erni n n u-
necessary, . '
pllo.
and every so ofton
to rouow It.
It Is
TO OPKX IIOSTOX STOIli:.
nftcrnnou at tho llaxter hotel, In the
presence of n few Immodlato frlond.
C. II. Clcnvos odlclatlng.
Will say thnt his gnmo Is wrong.
farm In proportion to his ability and And 'nonth hor window often plnyod For it mnlccs mon quick with tholr
industry. This Darwin-Huxley sorenndo: , oyes and hands
Then he adds this other thought: "Oh, most prlmordlnl typo of sporo - And It makes men healthy, too,
I do not think of nny other occu- 1 never saw your like boforo And thoro's naught that's mean with
pntlon of which those sweeping nssor- And though n microbe bus no honrt, a sport that's clean
tlnns enn bo mndo. 1 do not know ot From you swoot gorm, I'll novor And n natural thing to do.
nny In which It Is more posslblo to part;
contlnuo In connection with tho main We'll sit bonoath somo fungous I'll stnko my word for tho boxing
biiRlneFs of earning a living that en- growth bird
rlchment nnd enlargement of tho Till dUolutlon claims us both." ' And say thnt his cnuso Is Just:
GKO. AI)K. If ho wore all I would stand or fall'
I On tho gage of confiding trust.
Tho most natural thing In tho The boxing bird ho would ho all right
Tho boxing bird Is a cloanly bird
A...1 :r, ...... 11. 1 ... I
.. .. .,... s uiU ,,,.- ,8 ,ohK, Tho mm f ,,. cnn.,111,, Mill
And ho cnu't soo why the reforming W. V. Irish of Spokane Is Kngaged Moront Co Ilt th dVi ,B m1S
8"' As Manager Of It. ..., oritur fur fin. 000 fuel nf lnmli.r
W. F. Irish of Spoknue, Wash., who to ho used fn tho construction of n
was chosen manager of tho Huston large wnrehotiEo being built nt lliin
Storo, which A. W. Myors Is oponlng don by J. L. ICronenborg nnd John
et tho cornor of Urondwuy and Com- Nollson.
mcrctnl hi Marshllehl, has arrived , .
horo and is arranging for oponlng tho Picture Framing done right
jnow storo. Mr. Irish announco-l to- Wnlkor Studio.
nt
Men's Suits $8.50, $10,
$12, $14, $18, $20, $22,"
$25.
Satisfaction or Your
Money Back,
A full Line of Furnishings
for Men,
The Fixup
world for n woman to do Is to scronni.
mind which la tho best gift or uni
versity llfo mid Its propor, though sel
dom realized, continuation nftor tho
university has been loft bahlud.
Kxccpt for thiwo who have mndo
tho acquisition of wealth and powor After a man has boon murrlad n
tin r definite aim In life. I think the faw your ho begins to look like a
farm offers advantages superior to book tho baby has played with.
Unite of IiusIiiohs or tl.c professions.
WATKItKISOXT.
TIIU lST STItAW.
The other day the old battleship
Texas waa aunk, being used as a tar
get for prapp9 of tho btt!eshl)i It
lier vicinity. Now come tit report
by the evmnlueis of the wreek. which
Is to this effect:
"When the guns were aimed from
The small hoy stood with drooping
head
'Twas ulgli too Uiiioh to boar.
"Ah me! I rather would bo dead!"
Ho muttornd In dospnlr.
"I used to thluk myself abused
In olden days." quoth ho,
If tho gnmo did of him consist
If ho went on his own nnd was left
nlono
With his mind nnd his willing flat.
Hut tho boxing bird Isn't one, two,
throo
It's tho truth, though porhnps It's
tart i
You must Ioho nil sight of the mon
who light,
Thoy nro only a thing apart.
It Is not hy them that tho knock's In
spired It's the rough nock blokes that
swarm
Attention of JnneSf
Brides
Is directed to our complete stock of DINING-ROOM FUR
NISHINGS I matters not whether you are'a June bride to-
be ot the year 19 IJ or a June bride of years gone by you can
find something in this
supsrb stock.
me than kI hiI distant, the Mrsi "When father's ancient pants wore For n jiloce nf rhe pot when the gne
m
two broiulttldes sank the ship. If the
Bhontlii.' lind been that of real wa-,
In fliht shells that lilt would haw.
used
To make a pair for mo.
be. .1 ho d.HUHtroiiH and iemorallsliu ""IT1 '? '"" t!lkIa, U) ""
tint th.' victim could never have h' ' ? dn,W' of '
Is hot
That animates It.
13. Form.
ov.noine the opiKtneut's advantage
nnd would have succumbed In a few
II' In i fen i
Tho next naval war will he ended
In less thnu n quarter of an hour."
nut since the harem skirt's lit style,
I'm getting stung with mil's."
W1LL1K.
LANdlTAGK OF STAMPS.
KMXTIOX IX rOQlMr.LK.
If the old gent stamps on the door
nbovo tho pnrlor three times In qulolt
succession nt 11 o'clock, It Is a sign
1 O. True, Formerly of Mnrsliflelil, that you had bettor lillco for tho tlm-
Fletted Council man. l,or.
Tho reculnr annual nmnlelnni oin. If 'ou fnl1 to Bln,H real hard on
tlon of tho City of Coquille took plnco ,ho front 8top 1,oforo tor,IB tho hnll
In its usual quiet nnd orderly mnn- "" n 8,,18hy ,,l,y' U ls " 8,K" that t,l0r0
IH,r will bo something doing when your
There was no great fight on, nnd 8""8 8003 tho ,,nU cariH,t'
whllo thoro was a fnlrlv cno.i vn ,f- nftop -vo" liavo l)con knockod
out all wont smooth. Tho following ,,own fop nny rcn80"' yo,lr "vcrsary
nnraed persons will havo chnrgo of 8llouhl Uxm upo" yo"v conK'' H ,a a
the clty'a affairs during tho current 8'8" Uint U is bottor to Klvo ,,mn to
yenr: rocolve.
As Itecordor, J. S. Lawronco.
As councllmon for ono year, V. C.
Lnlrd, W II. Mnnsell and J. II. Oerd-
ing
If you could keep out somo of it.
mugs. !
The mug with tho brnsen fronr,
Who does not eare how the fighter
fare
As long as ho cops the blunt;
If you could got rid of those noisome
pests,
Tho ghouls of tho graft and frame,
You'd romovo the cnuso of thoso dns
tic laws
That throttlo your boxing game.
maxy pioxi:i:iis .mi:kt.
PltACTICAL JOKi:s.
Methought I'd seat mo In my chair.
As councllmon for two years, D. 'UMl fnU llltn n 8tU(,y brow- b' somo
D. Plorco, C. T. Skeols nnd F.
Tmo Coqulllo Sontlnel.
IS XKAlt POUT.
,, blamed alock standing there withdrew
tho chair ns I sat down. And so I sat
,upon the floor, nnd broko two boards
i and oko my spine; nnd oven ns I
write I'm soro. and vongoful thoughts
Yosterdny was not plonoor dny but
iiovortholoss It wns a day of reminis
conses of ploueor days In this city.
John Mooro of near Dandon, was up
shaking hnnds with old friends nnd
making now nnd tho result was, of
courso, many stories of pioneer In
this section. Mr. Moore was one Jt
tho early pioneers of this county,
coming hero In 1S70 and yestord.iy
ho In company with Judgo Ilnrlocke-"
L. A. Lawhorno and others were very
bu&y recalling nlmost forgotten
events in tho early history of this
soctlon. Judgo Hnrlockor and Mr.
Lawhorno came horo In 1S71 nnd aid
ed in tho construction of tho Coos
nay wagon road after which they
wont east of tho coast ran go and
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f, sf; m.iii jam rJwrn"7
tm
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fro
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mwhH
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and droaius aro mine. I weigh three-
w iiiii)u i.u vo v-oos "'y quarters of n ton. and when I'm down! worked for somo tlmo on tho Oreso'i
rltUeS. I I nilllW mil nil- n lnln lll. !,., ... t.C- C.. llf...,l ll.l ...i.i.i. ...,!
. -.. .. v b' -l (unv 1IIW.1 I1I1IV CVVIIIBv .il.ltuinii IlllllUiltl nillVII WHS Ulllll
nuw luiin,. i .nay j j. tiio monsly fun, nnd It with sorrow fills
disabled stenmor Admiral Farrngut my cup. I do not llko theso dizzy
is oxpoctod off Sandy Hook this aft- Jests which cnuso somo follow mor
ornoon. tnls pain, and stir up anger In tholr
nbout thnt thno. Coqulllo Seutlnel.
PHOXK I. S. KAUFMAN CO YOUIl
COAL OHDKRS Si.BO PER TON.
We Are Selling Dining Room Furniture at
Prices Never Offered Before
The styles are simply superb this year and the new invention
of the Twin Pedestal Tables with' duostyle locks are really
Tfoe Only Perfect Table Today
If vntl Wtert tn rerrnAo r Ji
7 ,, w w44wvw yuui uming rocm you
may exehange your old furniture for the new at
a large saving.
Even the lack of ready
cash will not stand in
your way as our terms
are very easy.
11
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orvey Company
A SQUARE DEAL"
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