THE COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON. SATURDAY, MARCH 11, 1911 EVENING EDITION.
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CONTRIBUTIONS concerning
social happening, Intended for
publication In the society depart
ment of The Times, imiRt bo sub
mitted to tlia editor not later
tlittn 0 o'clock p. in. Friday of
oncn week. Exceptions will bo
allowed only in ensos whero
events occur Into. tlinn tho tlmo
mentioned.)
Toll us not In Irtlo Jlhglo
Mnrrlago Is nn ompty dream,
For tho girl la dond that's Blnglo,
And things nro not na they aconi.
Llfo la rcnl! Llfo la onrnoet!
SInglo-blossodnoss n lib!
"Mnn thou nrt, to nmn rotnrnotli,"
Una been spoken of tho rib.
Not enjoyment, and not sorrow,
la our destined ond or wny.
But to Ilvo thnt ench tomorrow
Brings us nearer wedding dny.
Llfo Is long and youth la floating,
And our honrts, tho' young nnd
Still like plonsnnt druma bontlng
Weddlng marchoa nil tho tiny.
In tho world's broad Held of battle,
In tho bivouac of life,
He not llko dumb driven cattle,
Ho n horolno n wlfo!
T"int no Future, howo'er plonsantl
't the df ad Past biyy Ita dond!
A - 'n tho living present,
Hcplng for n 8pniiHo nhend!
Llvoa of married folka romlnd ua
Wo ran live our Uvea na well,
And departing, leave bohlnd us
Such oxnmplca a.i will tell;
Surh rxnmploa thnt another
Wanting tlmo In Idle apnrt
A forlorn unmarried brother
Scolng, shall tnko heart nnd court.
Lot ua thou bo up nnd doing! ,
With n heart on triumph act! j
Still nchlevlng, atlll pursuing,
And each one n huabnud got!
Selected.
I KNOW I urn perfectly anfo In
counting upon It. my dear.
There Is no chnnco of your
disappointing ". nnd thereby rob
bing mo of tho moral thnt I conft
dently expect will adorn thla tnlc. In
tho first plnco, It would bo vory un
kind of you; nnd In tho second, vory
unnnturnl. I am relying, hnwovor,
upon tho latter, being not altogether
of n triiatlng disposition concerning
the kind or unkind impulses of tho
fomlnlno heart.
Consequently, when I nHk you n
question on n particular subject, as
I am going to do In a minute, I know
I fess, that it it an awfully simple lit-1
tie game.
So It doesn't take, a clever woman
to get what the ordinary woman
wants. It does take a clever woman
to get what the clevor woman wants.
There's n vast difference, with ninny
distinctions, my dears. And It de
pends altogethor upon tho desires of
that clover woman, whnt sho doos to
gratify thorn.
I know two really olevor women.
Tho woods nro not full of thoin, by
nny menus, lint I know two.
One of thoso Is a wotnnti of UH
not ho old thnt one can lny It to hor
ago thoso dnys that she isn't mar
person in nn Individual sort of way,
tied. She la a rather distinctive
without being actually good looking.
Ono might ovou cull her plain, If
thoro woren't something In her ex
pression In tho ahndows of her eyes
nnd tho Hues of hor mouth thnt
mnkes you look n second time. And
sho Is Invariably dressed In excellent
taste. She has rend much, Is origin-
nl, talks fascinatingly, nnd Is n clover
raconteur. Whon Fin'whoro sho Is
I mnko myself na Invisible ns pos
sible nnd thou Just dote on her. This
womnn novor hns n awnrtn of men
nround hor. Hut thoro Is alwnyH ono
ofton two to be seen engrossed
with her In convorsntlon, with nn In-
Morest that Is genuinely respectful.
One can't Imagine n mnn attempting
to Matter her. Uut alio Is the most
widely ndmjred womnn I ovor know.
I Tho other woman Is of n different
type. Sho hns n dellcntely fnlr skin,
.reddish brown hnlr nnd oyea of tho
same velvet hue. Sho" Is mil, wll-
PI2HSONAL flotlres of visitors
In the olty, or .if Coos Day people
who visit In tlier cities, together
with notices of social nffnlrs, nro
gladly recolvod in tho aoclnl do
pnrtinen.. Tolophono 13: I. No
tires of club meetings will be pub
lished nad secretaries aro kindly
riniiiteii tn furnish mine.
lowy nnd sinuous, with n more or
less Indellnablo llgure. Sho Is not
gowned sho Is draped. And sho
wears her hats sweeping low over
her eyes to glvo thorn Hint elusive,
Jlon, Win. StaulT, Mrs. F. C. Birch,
.Miss Irene Prouss nnd F. L. Sumner
(nlternnte) wcro olocted delogntos to
jtho district convention to bo held
April 21 to 23, Inclusive, in Coqulllc.
At tho next mooting, tho lenguo will
oieci ouicers ror tho ensuing year.
0. W. Dungnn nnd wlfo nro hero
from Randon far n fow days vWt
with friends nnd rcfntlvos.
Miss Itnmonn Hudcllffe, who spout
tho Btimmor hero n couple of yenrs
ngo, Is expected hero ngnln thla
Bummer to visit her. cousin, Mr. 12.
W. Knmmoror. Slnco hor provlcus
visit hero, Miss Hadcllffo hns gone
on tho stngo nnd won considerable
renown.
Mrs. Colby K. Perry will entertain
tho Altnr Guild or the Mnrshfleld
Episcopal church nt her homo next
Tuesday nftornoon. Tho guild met
Inst Tuesday with Mrs. F. A. Haznrd
At present, they nro working; now
altar cloths for tho church.
Tho Slstora of Hothnny will moot
next Wednesday nftornoon with Miss
Agnes liutchesou to continue their
needlework. Tills wook thoro woro
present, Mrs. J. T. Hnrrlgau, Mrs.
Arthur McICeown, Mrs. F. A. Sncclil,
Mrs. L. F. Donning, Mrs. Harry
IJrndfloId, Mrs. Otto Schottor, Mrs.
err this orr and keep it. it mav save vor moxev
AMI A LOT OF COSTLY SEPARATOR EXPERIENCE.
iHow to
eparator
I quart Dairy Pan
Deep Pudding Pan
Mlner.M' Tin Cups
PorfornUMl Pie Pain
Sewing Machine Oil
Mulch Safes
Stove Llftors
Stnnv Cuffs, pair. . .
Vegetable Brushes
U Pairs Heol Plate
Sink Brushes ...
TmcliiK Wheel . . .
Flic Shovels
Intoles, pnlr
KtifS Heaters ... .
Xiitmcg Orators. . .
mill loot) other
thin
!'J rt
ua it Is bnflllng. This womnn
"toinporniuent." Sho says so her
self, which Is how I know. Sho, too,
tulks cleverly, hut In nn outlrely dif
ferent wny from tho other womnn.
I lor elovemess consists In what she
does not sny. Hor wisdom If of tho
world, wordly. Olfted with u chnrni
Ing eiiunclntlou nnd tho faculty of
liitlnltoly dollcato expression, alio
can transform tho ugliness emotion
Into n beautiful passion. Sho Is In
variably tho contor of n chnrmed clr
clo of Infatuated mou who discuss
her among themselves whon nlono.
Sho hns fow womon frlonds.
It nil depends, ns I snld n while
ago, upon tho desires of tho clover
woman, what sho doos to gratify
them. And It Is tho "tomporamon
tnl" clover woman who gots a ccrtnln
kind of homage, tho sonslbly clovor
womnn gets another.
Hut In olther case, wo inuy ns well
you aro going to give expression .o acknowledge that It Is tho clovor wo-
what will Immediately afford ua mnn, of ono sort or nuothor, who 's
something to tnlk about. So, with
'volled quality thnt Is ns fnsclnntlng C' K' Vorry nml M,88C8 0rnco Mc"
Thls womnn linn "Ulw" ll,l(l 'co iouiho .niuuiioy.
out further parley, hero It is: Con
fidentially, Just between ourselves,
you know, what Is your opinion on
tho popularity of n clever woman?
Thorp! I knew It! I wns per
fectly confident that there would ho
thnt InvoluutiiH)' rise of tho eye- you going to do nbout It? Condemn
brows. I wnH nbsolutely sure of nil olever women boonuse thoy nre
thnt pocullnr llttlo smile. Wo enn't clover? What's tho use? Condemn
help It. nny of us, nny moro than ' lug them doesn't do away with thorn,
wo can help fliiBorlng our stray looks. For my part. It looks to mo llko a
Mrs. E. S. Ilnrgolt will ontortnln
n smnll cotorlo of Indies, hitherto
termed tho "Glow Worm Club" nt hor
homo In South Mnrshfleld this nftor
noon complimentary to Mrs. Win.
Diingnn of Ilnudon. Somo of tho
mombors dislike "(How Worm" club
as n title and this nftornoon It Is pro
posed thnt n secrot ballot bo hold to
select a now name.
At a rccont mooting of Doric Chap
ter, Order of tho Eastorn Star, Mrs.
F. A. Hazard was olocted treasurer
to fill tho vacancy caused by tho re
signation of Mrs. John Bonr, who re
tired on account of her removal to
tholr ranch for tho stimmor necessi
tating hor absonco from ninny of tho
meetings.
On Sunday evening In tho Eplsco
pal church, Miss Ora Jnno Woods and
Mr. Aloxnndor Ilrown Cnmpbell ro-
ndmlred by men. They mny protejt C01VC ' H,lc oi jiapusm.
thnt they don't wnnt clovor womon. 5lra- Kosnltha Cnmpbell, Mrs. A. B.
for their sisters nnd wives, but It U , Campbell and Miss Mary Jnmeson
tho olovor women, Just tho snmo, who0'1 ns witnesses,
wins their ndmlrntlon nnd, In ono,
enso, tholr respect. I Tno 'nplB of the Ladles Art club
And so now, my' MumchI. what nro.wblch wns to hnvo been hold yester
day nt .Airs. Lnng s homo wns post
poned until next Friday whon Mrs.
I.oMleux will bo hostess.
or polishing our nnllH on our pnlms.
It Is ono of thoso unconscious llttlo
habits that re Hoc t the Impulses nt
our minds. And bo whon nnyono
mentions u clever womnn, ono smiles
nnd looks catty.
I suppose it nil harks baok to
this: The clever woman has nil too
often used her olovornees In tho
cause of adventure. All ndvonturot
sos nro of necessity clever. There
fore ( all flavor women must, por
force, he ndventurosios. Consequent
ly, that catty smile. That's why 1
asked you. 1 wanted to soo It.
Hut, doarlo mo, children, when
ouo gots right down to it, It Is not
that such womon nro so clover, ns
thnt tho men they fool nro so fool
ish. You nnd I, not at nil clovor wo
mon, know how easy It Is. Wo know
tho llttlo tricks, the wiles nnd biuIIoj,
I timely little hint to thoo of us of
drab personnlltlos nnd fnwn-coloreil
dispositions, to tone up our color
schoinos." j Mls,s Nellie Towor has Issuod In
vitations for n miscellaneous shower
for Miss Horthn Kruse of North Hond
whoso marriage to Dr. Cnphoy of
Portland Is nnnoiinood for tho latter
pnrt of April. Miss Tower's Invita
tions aro for noxt Woduosday evon
tnK. Mrs. C. F. McCollum of North
Hond ro turned homo this week from
Sail Francisco whore sho has visited
with her sisters, Mrs. Sheridan and
Mrs. Moltett.
Mrs. John Lafon of West Marsh
Hold expects her father and mother
Mrs." A. H. Daly, ontortnlned In
her homo In West Mnrshfleld Thurs
day aftomoon for Mrs. Hojo Sr It
(Continued on Pago S)
11I3HI2 IS THE STANDAHD 11 V WHICH THE EFFICIENCY OF
A CUEAM S12PAHAT0U SHOt'1,1) HE TESTED:
IT SHOULD SKIM COOL MILK.
It's much hnrder to skim milk nt Go to 70 degrees tlinn milk nt
SB or HO. Some machines thnt will do fnlr work with milk nt 90
degrees will got nil clogged up with milk nt 70. Remember thnt
lots of times In tho winter your milk will bo nearer Ofi tlinn SB.
IT KIIOl'M) PHODl'Ci: HEAVY OH TIII.V CHEAM AS DKSIHED.
Whether you nro churning your own cream, soiling It to n local
creamery, or shipping It to somo distant point, It Is doslrnblo to
produco n very thick cronm. Thick eronm churns easier, Is loss
llablo to spoil, nhd hns loss bulk. It pnys to mnko thick cronm,
but to do this the mnchlno must bo niechnnlcully perfect. A poorly
or chenply constructed soparnor cannot bo adjusted to sccuro tho
desired results.
IT SHOULD SEPAHATE ITS FULL HATED CAPACITY.
All cronm sopnrntors nro rntod upon tho bnsls of tholr capacity
for ono hour. The DE LAVAL Is tho only mnchlno mndo thnt will,
under nil conditions, separate Its rated capacity for ono full hour,
nnd nt the snmo tlmo skim clean and produco cream of uniform
qunllty.
In addition to tho nbovo n cream separntor should ho stmplo In
construction, durable, easy to opornto and cnBy to clean.
THE 1)12 LAVAL MEETS ALL THESE HEQUIHEMEXTS.
Wo don't know of any other soparator that doos. Ir anyone rep
resenting nny other separator comes to you with a lot of claims
mnko them provo up to this tost. Your crenmorymnn or your stnto
experiment station will toll you that It's n fair test.
Wo know that tho DI2 LAVAL will glvo you hotter service and
Inst longer tlinn nny other cronm separator on tho mnrkot, nnd wo
stnnd ready to provo It at nil times and ngnlust nil comers.
Wrlto us or bettor yet call In nnd sec us, or get a cntaloguo
nnd tnlk over tonus nnd prices.
COOS BAY
ASH cnmDi!
The Store That Snu-s You on
(JEO. X. HOLT. . . MaiJJ
I.,, L mri'i'i, .'inrjiillpld.
vn
Pie Time Here
gonernlly sees n lot of peop!(
wnltlng ior ono or moro ot
our fninous pies hot from the
oven. Mnny declare th.t
"mother never baked pics a,
good."
Fresh Fruit
the freshest of ega and mlik,
nnd nil other materials cquaN
ly ns good, with tho "knov
how," nro whnt mnko ourplei
u dronm of delight.
oxi2 of orit c.ki:s
will add tho Dual touch c!
goodness to the
SUNDAY DIXXint
w&mmA
MAHSHFIELD
OHECOX
SOONEIt OH LATEH YOU WILL HUY A DE LAVAL, WHY
NOT NOW?
Coos Bay Bakery
PHONE lil.L
Royal Theater
Harry Holllugsworth nnd Comply
on
TO-NIGHT
March 1 1
will present
"TiTe Country Girl"
and
Sunday Night
Vaudeville
Do You Know
How lo Get
Full Yalue Out
Of Your Gas Range?
PRICES 15 AND 25 CENTS
OIL
SUPPLIES
Tho Coos day Oil and
Company under tho managemeil ol
J. W. Flanagau will continue to hi
die tho Union OH Conipau)'!
line, dlatlllato, benzlno and coil '
nt their oil houso across the Bar til
which placo they have moved tb
office. Phon 302.
tho "charming Inconsistencies" that ( hero from Harrodsburg, Ky., short
win us whnt wo aro after, ovon if wo ly to mnko an extonded visit on tho
aro not always unconsciously "piny- Hay.
ing" our victims. Many of us nro too
Innocont to know that wo nro plnv
lng them. Hut many ot us, also, aro
thoroughly awaro of what wo aro do-1 Lenguo, In tho church parlors, Woi-
lng. And wo know, you roust con- nesday night, Eric Dolt, Frank Dll
it tho regular meeting ot the
Mnrshllold Methodist church Epworth
Peanut Stick
Is tho nnmo of our nowost confec
tion. It is better tlinn Peanut Brit
tle and If you liked Brittle you will
loo Peanut Stick.
Wo have several other kinds ot
Flue, Fresh Nut Candy.
Homombor our enudlos nro mndo
in our own sunny, Sanltnry factory
r.ght horo in Mnrshllold by nn expert
enndy mnker. They are pure, whole
some nnd delicious.
Telephone 178
Occasionally we learn of ladies
who neglect to use the oven or
certain burners of their gas
range.
Others use more gas than they
need by failing to employ a lit
tle care in combination cooking
We will take pleasure in send
ing a representative to give
fron nvnnrt inpfxnni:. t- ij!. J
..wv wn, ! iiiouubuuii tu lames p J C Jrfl
who may not quite understand 0 LfVCty jCrVIK
how to get full value from their' Fancy now r,gs' s00d UT !!l
j iuii voun, iiuiii uiLir enroful drivers aro now at the dl
posal of tho Coos nay public t
ItEASONAHLE HATHS
Rigs or rigs with drivers read f I
n.... -i.. , ,i... TlorsO
... i j iiiu uiivwiiurn uiiv iiiu. ' i
tiling that Can be COOkGri hv n boarded and rigs cared far.
I v ii Trtni 1
uff uearso ana Bpeomi uvw-
llnttrtna ..aI.Ia.i nu fnnarll nifU" I
W. L.CONDRON'Sfl
LIVEHY AND FEED STAW'"
PHONE 27.1-J.
gas range.
The gas range
cook any-
coal range, and do it much better.
FHESH DAILY
Always Soiiiotlilug New
nt
mfajwck
TWO STOHES.
330 Front St 140 Central At.
Oregon Power Company
FAMILY HOTEL
THE LLOYD
MARSHFIELD'S POPULAR
Rates reduced to: Day 50c, 75c and
11.01; week $2.00 to J5.00. House
keeping apartments with gas ranges
flO.OO to $18.00 per month. FREE
OATHS T.. W. SULLIVAN, Prop.
Remember a TURKISn
will help you. Phone 214-j,
BATH
FOR GOOD WORK
Drlng your clothes to us. Cleaning,
Z" fnd repa,r"S specialty,
b exPe"ced men. Satisfaction
Buaranteed-HLANCHARD & i,0i).
SON, South Hroad,vay.
Don't forget the Turkic .u
NOTICE TO STOCKHOIiDERS-
Tho annual meeting of the stocl
lioldors of tho Mnrshfleld Land Co
pany will bo held in tho offlceJ ol
S. Kaufman & Co., on Front itK
Marshflold, Coos county, Oregon."
Mondav. tho third dav of April J'1"
nt four o'clock P. M., for the elec1
of directors and for the transU
of such other ouslness as mr
brought before said meeting.
Dated at Marshflold, Oregon,
first day of March, 1911.
O. W. us
Secret"'
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