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About The Coos Bay times. (Marshfield, Or.) 1906-1957 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 20, 1911)
THE COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON,- MONDAY, FEBRUARY 20, 1911 EVENING EDITION. COOS BAY TIMES Z Kntcrcd nt tlio postofllcc nt Mnrnh though thero nro nftcr-uiiinor ns no uougcu n onic 01 uny mm uni perlios tlioro Is no Ulnuor before lies burled nt Mm. Iiniul. ... ... ... .1.11.. .....!., nfl. .ououj cnn uoiiur u juuuiuu i-( There nre tlmos when living In nebl, Orogon. for traiwmlasl n , eMlnia,r npe,eci iiiiIom ho lins under- hope and living In hot wntcr nro very through the mail n aitond claw j mw (h( irejIMnnr iHtcoiiifort of much nllke. Omit matter. I trvlng to ent nnd to rohoariw his1 , .iHich lniultaneou.ly. The mentnl' Monty of peoplo ftiM nhout H.imll I. ('. MAI.OXKY IMII..I- nn.l I'lil.. an(J niHm of lhf mU1 whl, profit, but tlio Itat doosn't Inotiidc AX K. MAM1XKV .No IMIlor j (() ,w w,H, n f(r n the one doing tho buying. Hpiwh nre clmwly Interrelated An Independent Ilepiihllran uew- lle, Don't blnine other people for not i if. ... .t.. ......... ..i... ..r V.I.. ..ImI,i. .... . .. ... IIVIT-Iin IU .IIU .iiiiniCT w. .... ..n.. pnper .miiimnea ptpm piiihk . ., .., vmnmn, ... tklng your ndvlco; you won't tnke It I ln.tr, oe. He i nfrnld he will for- ywnolt more tlmn half the time. get hi Joke. IiIh Htntlstlc. lilt npt I in...! tin mnnnf ..nlnv l.la ! Tlioro nro. however, n numlior of ,.. otnor wnys oi unving n roou nine ue- cept Sunday, mid Weekly by The 'n liny Times I'ulilMilug Co. Dedicated t" the mrvlce of thj people, that no good cnuno ahull lnok n oliiunplon,. and tlmt evil Bhnll not thrlvo unoppoiied rrenmed chlukon, Ills snlnd or coffee for the thought of the ordenl to come. If only ho could be nd vmipoit n few niiuibcrH nhend of tlio The Cooh liny Tlmos represents jlonK.wndod imenkarHl If only tho fllilcH Indulging In the reflection Hint n rich limn can't tnko It with him when he dlos. consolidation of tho Dally Count Mall nnd Tho Cooa liny Advertiser. The Const Mnll wbh tho firt dnlly ofltno llshml on Coos liny nnd Tho Coos liny Times Is Itii luuncdlnto sue-ccssor. striiscmiTiox iiatks. DAILY. Ono yonr $G.OO Per month 150 When paid strictly In ndvnnco tho subscription prlco of tho Coos liny Times Is $B.OO pur yonr or $2.50 to: MOI'tllM. WKKKLV. o your $1.50 Dlllclnl I'upoi' of Coos County. OITICIAL I'AI'KK ()!' Till: (TIT OI-' MAIISIIKIKLD. Addrotw nil cummiiulcfitloiiH to COOS IIAV IIAIItV TIMKS, Mnr.slillclil :: :: :: j: Oregon WIIK.V A LINCOLN' COMKS. tonstmnstor would got through whntj he hns to sny, nnd sit down, nnd not1 Btonl nil his thundorl Those nro tho circumstances thnt mnkc tho delivery, of nn nftor-dlnner speech nlmost ns much of nn Infliction nnd oxneerbn tlon of the spirit for tho spenker ns for tho honrors. Ono Hympnthlzes nt times with tho railway mngnntes who snld of th" j clcrgymnn thnt ho hnd poor tormlnnl fncllltles. A proncher nt Ynlo nskui President llndloy how long his snr limn should be. "Thoro Is n trndltlon here." snld tho nducntor, gonlnlly, i "Hint no souls nre snvod after twenty minutes." Ih there any renl use In enlnrglng the nnnttnl crop of nftor-dlnner orn tors? Aren't there onougli ns It is? I A womnn thinks she Is hnndlng n man consldernblo pnekngo when she tells him ho Is Inciting In finer feelings. Kvory Coos Uny married womnn likes to poke fun nnd defiance nt that "obey" fenturo of tho mnrrlngo ceremony. A good denl of money, ns well ns Boino spneo In tho wnsto basket, could bo snved by sending out fewer clrcu lnr lotters. "Ho Is tho kind of n mnn," n Coos Hay mnn snld In describing n noted failure, "who spends most of his time getting icndy." t WITH THE TOASTANDTEA A Coos Hay mnn believes there Is something to tho good luck of others, but ho InliulH his own ns sound busi ness Judgment. IT IS worth recalling In tlico days of Lincoln lomlulscencos that Ste phen A. Doughs seriously cmbar i n,J Dliu'iilu lu i..n coursti oi n.elr funioiu debutes by Insisting thnt he hud. proved false to tho good old whig doctrines of Henry Clay. I.lnco'n wns n Clay whig. Clny was his model statesman, lie bolleved his new republicanism to bo merely his old wlglsm up to date. lint Douglas L'hurgod li 1 lit with potting as a whig whllo really engaged In de stroying tho old party so many of his friends rovoied. Lincoln could not satisfy ninny of them that It was not true. The moral Is, of oouiso, obvious " incoln wns right and his llfo tlmn . Iltlcal frlouds who rould see In re- bllcanltuu nothing but a surreptl- uk attempt to Mteal the whig livery re wrong. The tlmo had come for n progressive stop. Lincoln could rend the signs of the tlmos nnd they could not. Kvory generation Ih brought to tho nnmo test. New occasions teach new duties. There must ulwuyH bo Lin- colim who nre nble to graft new truth j on tho roots of old custom. Thoro will nlwnys bo Douglases to charge them with treachery, and there will bo old whlgs to credit the GOOD IJVKMXO. Do not look forward to what might happen tomorrow; tho some everlasting Father who rnres for you today will tako caro of you tomorrow nnd eve ry day. . . Ho nt ponce, then, and put aside nil noxious thoughts nnd Imnglnntlous. 8t. Krnncls do Sulos. Whllo prices nro pretty high, nnd nil thnt, you enn't think of nny ono right off-hand who doesn't bollovo ho Is entitled to nil tho profit ho Is getting. Hurting fault with father probnbly would heroine- tlio groat American game, If tho women and girls IiiBtond of tho sports, dctdrmlned thnt sort of thing. WIIV .NOT? Now If n female Hiiffrnglst Is oalled n suffrngette, A lady soclnllMt, 'tis plntn, should bo a soclnlette; A linguist of tho lovely sox a llu- guetto she should bo, A palmetto, thnt would be n girl who's up lu palmistry. Whllo optimist may butter be than optlmette a lot, A woman botanist should bo a bota- uette why not? A lady lobbyist a lobbyette wo mightn't call: A Methodist a Methodette that wouldn't do nt all. An nrtlstette, that n girl would bo who wields the brush with skill, A dentette, ono who In the clinlr It nlso hnppons frequently thnt tho mnn who Is n good fellow whllo he is down town Isn't anything of the kind during tho few hours ho re mains at home. nlwnys bo old whlgs to creutl tue wou,a R,vo ,0 0r ,U1. chnrge. And It will nlwnys be thnt I M ,,, for ,,lnn,gt (llpro mght tho LlnroliiB nre light nnd tlio old whlgs nro wrong. Of course, overy Innovator Is not n Lincoln. That Ih what gives ho many pause nt the threshbold of reforms pause at the threshold of reforms In imrlv nollev. It Is hard to tell the true fiom tho false, the loader from the ehmintHU. And et wo niuM not give up the uuest for our Llu-, coins nor full to reeoRi.U theui when ' they come. For they will Hpiieur whon thf need Is. Kvii If nfteii de ..hod It will not do to lose faith lu progreas or turn our bark on the uipii ho Mlew tomorrow must lw different from today. be some demur An oeulette would test our eyes while wo made eyes at her. And having chnnged these words we then rould start another list, IleglnnliiK with the male coquette. who should be called roquUt, Meanwhile let's gUe the girls their due henceforth that pretty pet Who fives up my nail, to me. Is a mniiieurette. AITICIMUNX; It OKATOIO. A eourae lu after-dinner apeftklnf AAAV O SAMU OLD TALIl. Ba.m old story, everj' day. Same old funior. same old way. Snme old friend who tella you true: aanie old thing nnd aaya Ua uew. Same old ! nnd eontract let. Hluff and OLD JIM HILKV. It Is often said that a mnn must ho dend beforo he Is spo ken of highly; but thnt Isn't true of the populnr view of that Hweetest of poets, .Km Klloy. 0 wo sit by tho lire, and wo list to tho lyro ho plnys ns no other can play It, nnd nil the yonr long, wo love him nnd his song, nnd wo'ro only too happy to say It. Tho world's full of noise from poetical boys who pound on their harps with n hammer nnd ofton, with tenrs, wo nro holding our ears, to shut out tho horrlhlo clamor. These singers nro honrso nnd their mu sic is course, and their tliomes nro ns punk ns their cnuse Is; It enses tho pnln when the gen tle refrain of Illley Is henrd In tho pauses. Ills songs nlwnys stnrt from his good, gentle henrt, Hint's brimming with lovo for his follows; ho doesn't mnko songs with n hammer and tongs, and blow up his lire with a bel lows. Ills verse Is ns true and ns pure as the blue of the henv eu that's beudlug above him. ami long may be live, his sweet Ijrlvs to give to the million of 4 loplt who love him. WALT MASON. baa boou M(HkUtUl at tho tml(t ,.Wf.,l get y, .. Ume oUl summer school ut ColumUlu . , (. U)m lM mi. Vnlveralty. Training In eloeutlon ta;HlWi for yoH ftM)l mo. smt, oW mn. part of the currlenluni o a great wjr Mnw oW fnm Mm0 oUl bHk, muiiy collegea. but tbla la probably ft bloon,,. j,BUie. Same old story.' tho first time special provUlon ffXr . weu. lau't thU railway aim b.fii niadf for Instruction in the . tluory an.l practice of ioBt-irandlal ' " o0 UitMue. I 'wo-thlrds of these who nave ted the I'inu'ho of Columbia aie uen. Theu U a strong auaplelou at many of the feminine contingent are Making to qualify for sutraget- tehood. The male uomberahlp of the class Includes a conp'e of Japanese; tlioio U nothing taught or learned under the sun nowadaya without the ' presence of representative of Nippon us pupils- -or professor. There does not seem to be any par ticular demand for this new branch of edueatiou. After-dinner orators aro born not mnde, Ono ot tho drawbacks naked, to tho now collogo course- Is thnt nt- "A The trials that make us Fume and fiet. The burdens that make us Oman and sweat. Are tho things that haven't Happened yet. PAUL SANDHEUG, ltuvAX ox ADVimnsixt;. William Jennings Hryan has an swered some thousands of questions, aud some of them may be considered ns compliment. Here's an liutuiuv While the colonel was In Heading, Pennsylvania, one day a cheerful idiot iuquired whether he really be $ Sl'OUY l'OU TIIK DAW 4 "What's the mutter, got a cold?" asked Dorney Kroltrer of A. T. Haines tlio other morning. Yes. I suppose like every one Ueved that advertising paid, else you want to tell me what to do, ju its terseness and wisdom Mr for It?" replied Haines. Uryau's answer might be likened un "No. net particularly. Hut I eau'to the philosophy of on Solomon tell you what I used when I had Said he: "The fellow who trie to at one. "Oo ahead, one more won't me. What do you use?" Haines. sweetheart a silent kit la tka dark. ITe knows whnt be Is doing but no hnndkorchlof." replied Horsey ono olso doos." I tract business without advertising Is hurt like the young mau who throws his THE KELLY MUSICAL COMEDY CO. at tiu: MASONIC THEATER - t TONIGHT Monday, February 20th, 1911 "A BOOMING TOWN" , . Sec the Girliest Show DICK MACK IIAUHV HALLKX CHICK Ill'ltMIAM MIKIM. KKLLV miss ri.oitKxen vorxts miss violktti: I-'ISIIKK MISS CltACi: IIAHTKLIj .MISS MAIHCLlXi: .MATIIKWS AXD SKVK.V OTIIKItS. 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