THE COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 16, 1910 EVENING EDITION.
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GOWNS AND HATS THAT Will BE SEEN
IN SMART CIRCLES THIS AUTUMN
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"Do you wish to see mii.v onv hero?"
"Snvln' yer ii-Mliii'f. Oi come to get
n siiiliit nt tlio exprUldlnt."
"Why do you wish to sec the e.v
president?"
"Hconuao Ivory oiu wants to sco 'lm,
to bo mire because he's tho greatest
uinn on nlrth."
"Why Is In- grout?"
"isn't he the frlnd of the worUln".
man. besides eoutitln' unions his nc
Mtialntuneos the crowned holds of
Urup?"
A Bttirdy gentleman In glasses Ftnill
cd. "I'nt." he snld. "you nro right In
placing tho ex-president's friendship
for the worlilngnmn ahead of his ac
quaintance with the crowned heads.
Come with tne. I'll show you nroun'd
the ex-president's plnce, and perhnps
you inny get n sight of him."
I'm accepted the Invitation, and tho
two strolled uliout the grounds.
"Orin wonderln." said Pat. "whore
he l;apes the wild animals ho brought
from Africa."
"lie didn't bring any wild nnlmnls
nllve from Africa. He brought their
sUIns. They are to be stuffed for dif
ferent museums. Hut tell tne more
nbout why you admire him."
"Well. O'lin thlnklir." I'nt replied,
scratching his head, "thnt-that, ns 1
told ye. he's the frlnd o' tho workln'
man. and Ol loll.c lilin becaso ho don't
inolnd tellln' thlm forynors what ho
thinks of 'em. Hut he made wnn mis
take In tnlkln to the Britishers."
"What's thnt?"
"lie toultl 'em to get out o Egypt.
It would 'a' been all rolght If ho'd
innde It Olrlnnd."
The gentleman smiled.
"What's the vnly o' them Egyptian
lingers anyway? And OI'm henrln'
their country's notliln' hut siuid nnd
hot enough to roast eggs In. avln' the
spalpeens liaven't gui the egg, lint
Olrlnnd! The beautiriil land that It
Is, and the folne population of clllgent
men and women, And them Imvln'
the feet o' England on their necks.
If the cx-prMdetit had said, Wither
govern Olrlnnd rolght or git out,' It
ml 'a' been lolke snyln' 'git out o Olr
lnnd,' 'raze an Englishman can't gov
ern any one but lingers."
"You've a good bend on you, Tat,"
snld the gentleman. "Whnt other
fault have you to Dnd with tho ex
president?" "Well. sor. I was tonkin' while tie
was In the White House for 'em to
take off the duty on tny. Tay's a
folne dhrluk. and the only people thnt
gits It freo are the Clmney lingers."
"Hut the president doesn't put tho
duty on tea; congress does that, and
the president has no power to take It
off."
Put thought a moment, then snld:
"Tliln what's the use o' timktu' such
n fuss at t'lrelln' VmV"
"Toll tne some more fnults of the
cx-preldenl."
"Well. sorr. OI'm thlnkln' lie wasn't
born In the might count hry."
"Wlwt country should lie have been
born In V"
"Olrlnnd. 01 tilver think of 'lm but
01 see In me molnd a beautiful plctur
of 'lm Nt an Olrlxh fair, braiidlshlu'
n shlllalnh over his head. Junipln' up
and' cmi'klu' his heels logether, swear
In' he kin whip the blgyest man In the
crowd, lie's mighty-what d'y' call
It sirun'ua-t mt's the worrd. siren'
us. "Another way I lolke to plctur' Mm
Is stlrrln' up nil them kings, tellln' the i t
Hpnipeens now to govern ttieir uopie
Jim lolke nu American prlsldeiit "ud do
It. 01 enn see 'lm If he had the power
jumpln' around among 'em, knocUIn'
off tholr crowns and glvlu' the poor
devils they've oppressed" n chance to
live In their pnlnces u while."
Tho gontlouinu led the way to tho
house on the top of the hill and mo-
tloticd Pat to go In. "I'll lutroduco
yon to the ex president," ho said.
Hut Put demurred.
"It Isn't for the lolkes o' me In these
dirthy clothes to go Into the houso of
tho groat num. llosldos, 1 dou't need
uu introduction."
' you don't?"
"No; I've been tnlkln' to lm.''
"llow did you know mo?"
"Hy the windy glass over yer ols nnd
yer biMiutlful white teeth 1 seen In the
newupnpor pictures "
"tJood for you! Vou Irish nro n clev
er race!"
"Not so clever as you Ameryklns."
"How do you make that out?"
"Well. sorr. when I seen y' wnlkln'
nbout hero, the cock o' the walk. I hnd
enoutsh plctur's of ye In me molnd to
cover the cellln of n cliureh. It wns
no credit to me to know ye. Hut didn't
Je cull uie by me nanie-wlthout Iver
bavin' wen even a photograph o' me?
called me Pat at nnet. Now, 01
wonder, sorr. If ye kin guess mo ole
woman's unuie."
'llrldget."
"ltolght yo nro,' Ony mnn ns smnrt
in yees should be elected prlsldent for
loife."
"Tell me. Put. did you come In hero
from curiosity, or had you a purpose?"
"A purpose is It? An' yer askln' me
mo purpose? Had ye a purpose whin
ye wns prlsMcm In not rcmemberln'
the olllee s.iYkers"'"
"1 couldn't remember them all, Pat."
"Well, sorr, I had n purpose In coin-
in' In here. It was to tell ye yo mnde.
a mlstlmUe In tellln' 'em to glt out o'
Egypt Instead o' Olrlnnd."
Pat hnd another, nu Inferior purpose;
ho wanted something to buy "tny"
with, and ho got It
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OWEVER they mny differ In rcg-ird to other matters, all tho fnshlon
authorities of the moment agree In one respect that is, tho skirts
of tho present nnd coming sonsoiiB nro to bo nnrrowor thnn over
before That docs not mean, of course, that tho much discussed
"hobblo" is to bo tho thing not nt all. In fnct, the "hobble" tins como nn4
bns boon seen, but it tins not conquered. Snvo for tho favor of tho womnn
'who delights In tho outre, tho "hobble," or "wnbhle," ns somo snrcnstl?, horrid
men call it, has hnd its little dny. The newest skirt Is known ns tilo "glove."
jfrom which it mny bo Inforrod. that It will lit tho flguro ns iv stove Anger fits
tho digit of the hand.
The short cont will bo tho smnrt cont this winto" nnd fnll. It hns con-
tquered nil prejudices nnd has proved its smnrtacss nnd its becomlngness.
Tho Intest tnllor mnde costume?, unco n that" shown in tho picture, show
tho short length Jacket. Among tho other smnrt fenturs of tho costume lllus.
trntcd nre the frilled Insldo gores nnd the deep hem effect of the Bklrt. The
strnp trimming Is the Intost nnd Is seen everywhere, especially In tho higher
priced suits. The indy In the picture is wor.rlng one of the now lint shupos,
quite broud nnd dented in deeply nt tho sldc.
Among the popular fabrics seen In tho shops are the zlhcllucs nnd the
dlngonal scntes. Serges In heavy weight will be well liked In the cold weather.
Hairline striped suitings nre nlso slated for favor, as tho.v lend themselves
easily and effectively to tho car.'.l iv i"t of the simple Ibles of the suits thnt
will Is favored by tho leaders of the mods. A henvvwelglit white wvite
tnllor mnde costume thnt has been fN'vv by n few f tho beat cotnuiers is
o.iected to find great favor late In the fall beforo the .wouthor calls for the
use of furs nnd when n material n little heavier In wlght thnn those formerly
used Is needed. This suit will bo mnde with n skirt very Hat nnd cloe fitting
In front, falling into shallow plnltn nt the sides. The eo.it Hceompnu.tliig the
skirt will Ih of nu (Hum length or n llttlo shorter, with a somltlttlUK back nnd
fronts drawn Into a slight pouch, lllaclc nnd white retail) thlr itopulnrlty.
The two huts shown In the Illustration were seen n short time ago nt n
gathering of some of Now Vorlt'B faslilonabls woman. The lower Imt. an
especially fetching model, wns made simply of gray preen strsw ornanmnted
with a long white breast shaped to correspond with the curve of (ho Hide of
the shape. Tho other was constructed of black straw and velvet with it crown
of white not nnd rosos. AMANDA RIDDLE.
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ALL ABOUT THE HOUSE.
Half a lemon dipped lit salt
will clean copper beautifully. A
lomou from which the Juice has
boon squeezed does Just ns well
as a froshly cut ouo. After rub
bing with tho lemon and salt
rluso the copper In clean hot wa
ter nnd dry nnd polish with n
clean soft cloth.
On cold washing dnys to pre
vent the hnuds getting cold and
chapped when hnuglng up the
clothes wipe thorn thoroughly,
then rub n little powdered starch
Into tho skin.
Uukcd beetroot served with a
llttlo melted butter sauco. snlt
and popper makes n delicious
vogotublu course.
A cheap substitute for putty
suitable for stopping cracks In
tluors ami other woodwork is
made by milking newspaper in
a pnstc made by boiling n pound
of tlour In three quarts of water
and adding n tonspoouful of
alum. This mixture will be
about the consistency of putty,
and It should bo forced Into tho
cracks with n knife. It will
harden when It dries and thou
may bo painted to match the
boards, if tho cracks be neatly
stopped they will when painted
be hardly perceptible.
Tablecloths will last much
longor If whon thoy are washed
they are folded one week In
threo nnd the next In four. If
they are folded exactly tho same
way each time the folds will
wear Into holes whllo tho rest of
the cloth Is quite good,
Applo pies can bo grently im
proved by the addition of one or
two nice oranges. Peel, dlvldo
Into quarters and mix with the
apples.
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HAND BA6 WATGH.
w
E have had tho wnteh dan
gling from the bodice, the
watch on tho wrist, ilie ring
wnteh, even tho watch worn
on tho nnklo and the wnteh on tho
brooch, whoso wonrer litis hud to fcet
In front of n mirror to toll tho time
and then mentally roverso tho hands.
Now hero is one of tho latest watches
the timepiece nt: tho hand bag.
Tho idea of insortlng a tiny tlmorloc'o
in ono's purse bag Is not qulto now;
Women Novelists Outranking Men.
This has been n busy season for tho
woman novelist. Of tho six best sell
ers throughout tho United States, ns
reported Ui a Into number of the Uook-
innu, four nre by women.
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$3.50 SUITS $fji33
$10.00 SUJTS $7.30
$.12.00 SUITS ....;. $9.00
$10.00 SUJTS $12.00
18.00 SUJTS $.13.50
$20.00 SUJTS ...... $15.00
$25.00 SUITS $18.75
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ItEPOltT OF THE CONDITION OK THE
First Trust and Savings Bank
OF COOS HAY
XOVKMIIKIl 10, 1010.
Itcsoiirccs. v
Loans and discounts ...$127,400.57
Overdrafts 1.D74.51
Honda and securities. . 2
flanking house, furniture
and fixtures
Cash on hand and duo
from banks
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57,023.45
'1.0S9.73
Total. ...... ,?282.850.!J3
OT'IMCIJHS
JOHN S. COKE, Prwflldcui.
JOHN P. HALL,
HENRY SENGSTACKEN,
STEPHEN O. KOGEUS.
Capital
Surplus
profits
Deposits,
MAIlSHriELl), OREGON,
Mobilities.
stock paid in. .$100,000.00
nnd undivided
5,320. CO
177,532.4
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Total $2S2,S59.3
AND DIRECTORS
DORSEY KREITZER, Caahior.
W. S. CHANDLER,
WILLIAM GRIMES,
DR. O. W. TOWER,
M C. HORTON, VIco President and Managor.
OENKHAI. HANKING AND TRUST HUSINESS.
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FACT THAT WB ARE SELU.V
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Good Evening
HAVE YOU any Muxwiv:
If so, do not forget that tW '
rilE laundry wlicro you get tfiew
work, nnd prices are in every w
ronch. Call up and one of the
rs will call aud explain all dettW'
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MARSHFIELD HAND AND STEi
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Wnuzey nros., Prop. W
hand n.a with watch.
however, since the Idea occurred to the
enterprising manufacturer some time
ngo. Rut the shnpo of tho bag shown
in the uccompnnylng picture Is one of
the latest. Rags In the fall and winter
will be large, than ever before. Oue
of tho most favored of materials Is
wnlrut skin, the blnck, wrlukled lenth
er which is very durable. Others, of
course, are also seen.
To Boll a Cracked Eqo
To boll n cracked egg wrap it firmly
In n pleco of waxed paper nnd secure
ly twist tho paper nt both ends. Noue
of tho inside will como through tha
fillOll.
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In Sengstacken's Addition .
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