The Coos Bay times. (Marshfield, Or.) 1906-1957, January 23, 1909, EVENING EDITION, Image 2

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Newspaper Page Text&wmmimmmmmMmmmmmmmtmmmt PHfclhii r ' ' "-, 't-f"- -yWVi? fv uMvvqpBifw vm IU.J . !'.iTBiitls r.Tun n ii THE COOS BAY TIMES. MARSHFIELD, OREGON, SATURDAY, JANUARY 23, 1909 EVENING EDITION imaaimmw mW..h n i iiww" ' ?:.,. . : -- -J iiiiliriniinmm,nii''tii'i r1"-1"" """"" iiJ A. "Utl, -'' " " "-"'" M ' IE liWith the Toast and Tea GOOD EVENING. Let's take this world as some wide scene Through which, In frail but buoyant boat, "With skies now dark and now serene, Together you and I must float; Beholding oft, on either shore, Bright spots where we might love to stay But Time piles swift his flying oar, And away we speed, away away. THOMAS MOORE. KISSES. One kiss more, sweet! Soft as voluptuous wind of the west, Of sllkenest surge of purple-vein'd breast, Ripe lips all ruddlly melting apart, Drink up the honey and wine of my heart. One kiss more, sweet! Warm as a morning sunbeam's dewy gold Slips in a red rose's fragrante3t fold, Sets Its green blood all a-bluslr, burn ing up At the fresh feel of life, In Its crim son cup! One kiss more, sweet! Full as the Hush of the sea-waves grand Flooding the sheeny fire out of the sand; On all the Bhores of iny being let bliss ) Break with Its neap-tide sea In a kiss! GERALD MASSEY. The weather man always did get himself disliked by bunching his lilts in one Inning. When a devil Is finally caught we have a strong suspicion that he will turn out to be a Man. Sugar King Spreckles came to this country at 18 years of age with only $3 In his pocket. He left It without a cent. A California court has granted an actor's wife a divorce, presumably because the evidence showed that he had been acting badly. Come on, now, what's the use? You know you will kick llko sixty next summer If there Isn't a good supply of water to settle the dust. - " A Chicago woman now teaches conversation by mail, but we fear not many men will advise their wives to write for terms and other particulars. When a Cobs Bay man offends, half of tho grief his wife feels is lost In the solfrighteous feeling that this Is an opportunity to forgive; a woman does lovo to forgive. A great deal of fun Is made of tho family album. But there is noth ing more Interesting. Most fam ilies make a mistake In not keeping a moro complete collection of photo graphs. Los Angeles Is all agog over a notablo caso of skin grafting which has proved successful, but it Is not likely to nrouso much Intorest In San Francisco, whuro nil kinds of graft ing operations aro successful. "Do you belicvo thnt a woman will over have as many advantages as a man onjoys?" asked John Goss of n bright Coos Bay woman. "I do not. A woman must nlways lack man's greater advantage; a wo man can nover hnvo a wife." One bright young Coos Bay genius has discovered that to a man stand ing on his head the figures 1309 bo come 0001. Still, It Is not likely that this will causo somo Coos Bay men to contract tho habit of standing on their heads. A woman In California has writ ten to her local papor to say that she doosn't know nnything about Ibson. Thoro would bo a bit; demand for postago stamps If other women in tho samo fit would take a notion to make a similar confession. The Curry County man roimldered that he wns untight beyond rat'ulm in the ,glddy iiinvUtrom of metro P'11'nn life. At dinmirVlth hit MuiV.li field friend he hud actually drunk an enllru glau of beer. Then thoy had fhkan in a muring nlo turo show. .And now thnt it was O i over, the friend had brazenly piloted , the visitor Into a bar room and suc- gested drinks. "No!" objected the Curry County man. "Come on!" A look of diabolical wickedness spread over the rural features. "All right! I might as well go the whole hog. I'll have a second glass of beer!" "Excuse me, ma'am," said the book canvasser to the lady who had oprned the door In answer to his ringing, "but If you have a few mo ments to spare I'd like to show you this great work on the' 'Habits of Savage Animals.' " "No use wasting your time, young man," replied the female. "I've been married three times and know all their habits." Sf Iconoclnsm.' If it be true that Paul Rovro Ne'er took that ride of hls'n, Then wo all have a right to doubt That Sheridan went whlzzin' Down the turnpike to Winchester Some twenty miles away, A right to doubt the Muller girl Was ever raking hay. If It bo true, we mean this tale About brave Paul Revere, Then Shakespeare never poached a hare And never shot a deer; And if 'tis true then the brave deed That Barbara Freltchlo dared Was never dared, she was hid out In some dark closet, scared. And Patrick Henry, while the world Stood still with bated breath, Ne'er with his hand upraised shriek ed loud For liberty or death; And if that's true, as doubtless 'tis, Then can the world be chid For doubting that George Washing ton Chopped that tree when a kid? Almost are we prepared to doubt That 'midst the flame and wreck The boy who would not go stayed there Upon tho burning deck; There was no deck, it did not burn, No foeman did annoy, There was no burst of thunder sound, No smoke, no sea, no boy. If that Is true, as has been said, Then 'tis true, wo Insist, There was no Antony at all To have loved, hugged and kissed Fair Cleopatra, who was not By today's fashion quips Lovely at all, tho truth la that She probably had hips. Exchange. This story is being told on a Coos Bay man: Ho went to dine one evening with a friend and imbibed nulte freely. Tho result was he got pretty 'mellow." As ho started homo ho realized his condition, and pon dered how to conceal it from his wife. "I'll go homo and read," he said to himsolf. Who ever heard of a drunken man reading? He reach ed home and went to the library and commenced to read. Mrs. later appeared on tho scene. "What on earth are you doing?" sho nsked. "Reading, my dear, I'm reading," ho replied. "Reading?" said his wife scornfully. "What aro you reading?" 'That book has been In tho house for tho last twenty years, so If you don't into it rm not going to tell you," ho replied. "You old Idiot; shut up that valise nnd come to bed," sho answered scornfully. Tho old-fashioned boy who used to fteal egtjs to buy candy and ammu nition could buy an nutoinoblle with the proceeds at tho present figures, rovldlng tho hens were laying. So Do V. If n sweet, dimpled girl placed her pretty gold head On your shouldor, old boy, what about It? Would joti thrust it away, saying "Don't got m gay?" Well, mnbo you would but I doubt it. The Alti'riintlwis "Wo got some sad cases," said the Ittteiulaut ut tho lunatlo ti&ylum to ho visitor, and opened the door of ho llrat coll, liiBldo wtw a man slttiuK ou a tool ad gazing vacantly at the wall. "Sad story." id the attendant; 'he was in lovo wltU a girl, but she uarrled another man, a.nd he lost ija reason from grlyf. Tlmy stole out, softly Qlgslng the door behind them and proceeded to j the next inmate. The sell was thick ly padded, and the man within was stark, staring mad. "who Is this?" inquired the visit or. "This," repeated the attendant, "this is the other man." Mnry's Little I.ain. Mary had a hard browed ram, as black a3 any crow, and everywhere that Mary went the ram was sure to go. It went with her to Zion church one peaceful Sabbath day, and Mary thought It would behave In a relig ious way. She wisely counseled It enrouto and begged It to be good, and old rammy shook his whiskerettes as if to say he would (not). A deacon met him at the door and Said it would be a sin to see a wicked beast at church, but rammy butted In! The deacon got a plexus punch that stretched him on the floor, and the subsequent proceeding interested him no more. The congregation rubbernecked with widely staring eyes, the supersti tious thinking 'twas the devil in dis guise. A sister from her seat arose she fain would hence depart but got a chug behind her back, that almost broke her heart. "I wil. expel this sinfil brute!" cried brother Pettlgrew, but in his midst the rammy's brow wa3 buried P. d. q. Choirman threw a prayer stool to crush the warlike ram, and landed It with vigor on poor Mary's diaph ragm. The preacher said that kindness would subdue wild beasts and birds, and moved toward the waiting pet with soft, endearing words. Then came a dull and s'ekening thud. The pastor, where was he? Go ask the sister in whose lap he lit ungracefully. Then sent they for the butcher boy, who slew the aged ram, and fixed Its meat with chemicals and stld It for spring lamb. GOW WHY. When the going's hard it Is up to you to go a little harder MARCO MORROW. 04 RCAL estate transfers Daily Real Estate Report FurnlRlied , lly Title Guarantee and Abstract Co. Henry Sciigstnckon, December 30, 1008. January 11, 1909. Elmer A. Pierce, to John Thorn. jdeed. E of SE, sec 32, twp 2G, jll 10. Consideration, ?10. Permelia Ann Stewart and hus, to I Harry C. Miller et al, deed. Lots 2 9 and 30, blk 14, Coos Bay Plat E. Consideration, ?350. January 13. 1909. Jennie M. Juza and hus, to James W. Wat., deed. Lots 11 and 12, blk 7, Sengstacken addition to Marsh- flold. Consideration, ?385. Edward Donnelly, to Albert A. Pe terson, deed. Lots 4 and 5, blk 7, I Bunker Hill addition to Marshfleld. Consideration, $10. January 14, 1909. Marshfleld Land Company, to Axel Erickson, deed. Lots 23 and 24, blk 9, Bay Park. Consideration, ?10 Marshfleld Land Company, to Carl Anderson, deed. Lot 21, blk 9, Bay Park. Consideration. $10. January 15, 1909. A. D. Hall, to W. B. Farrin, deed. jLots 14 and 15, blk 13, Railroad ad dition to Marshfleld. Consideration, $400. January 10, 1909. East Marshflold Land Company, to J. E. Cowan, deed. V of lots 13, 14, 15 and 1C, blk 3G, East Marsh flold. Consideration, $10. January IS, 1909. Geo. J. Schaefer et u, to Mrs. L F. Boseow, deed. Lots 4 and 5, blk S, Schaofers addition to Central Place. Consideration, $150. January 19, 1909. Geo. J. Schaefer et ux, to Harry A. Roll, deed. Lots 5, G, 8 and 9. blk 7, Schaofors addition to Central Place. Consideration, $575. Edwnrd Donnelly, to Alfred Gorn- well, deed. Lots 10 and 17, blk 7, Bunker Hill addition to Marshfleld Consldorntlon. $10. German eonuh syrup for colds and roughs at tho RED CROSS, For a safe ami "good Interest-bearing lUMC'ACTOrXT A ,OT IX SKNGST.WKICVS ADDITION. BUY your Tinware Wnro AT MILNEIVS. and Granlto FINANCIAL I First Trust and 5100,000 Capital, Fully Paid STANDS FOR CONSERVATIVE BANKING Pays Interest on Time and Savings Deposits The officers and the entire directorate are citizens of Marshfleld and violnity who own and control the capital stock Whose every interest and succes meani" th success of this community. Wo solicit your business and accounts. DIRECTORS. JOHN S. COKE STEPHEN C. ROGERS, HENRY SENGSTACKEN, M. C. HORTON, WILLIAM GR1MS3. OFFICERS. JNO. S COKE, President. DORSEY KREITZER, Cashier. M. C. HORTON, Vice President and Manager. UgftEaagwraiyuaxmiaunra. 44.4.Jt'VlHK Flanagan k Bennett Bank MARSHFIELD, OREGON. Paid Up Capital and Undivided 1'roflts 975,000 Assets Over Half Million Dollars. Does a general banking business and draws on the Dank of Cali fornia, San Francisco, Cal., First National Rank, Portland, Ore., First National Dank, Roseburg Ore., Hanover National Bank, New York, N. M Kcuhchlld & Son, London, England. Also sell rjiclmugo on nearly nil the principal cities of Europe. Accounts kept subject to check, safe deposit lock boxes for rent at 50 cents a month or $5 a year. INTEREST PAl ON TIME DEPOSITS K-M.H 4e4Ht4 OF COOS BAY STRICTLY A COMMERCIAL RANK Wells Fargo Nevada National Rank, San Francisco, Cal. The United States National Draws Dra.b on Tho National Park Rank, New York, N. Y. Tlie Corn Exchange National Rank, Chicago, 111. Tho Rank of Scotland, London, England. Tho Credit Lyonnais, Paris, France. In addition we draw drafts on all principal banking centers In Europe, Asia, Afrlo-, Australia. China, Japan, North, Cential and South America. Porsonal and commercial accounts kept subject to check. Certificates of Deposit Issued. Safe Deposit Boxes for rent. STEAMERS 5r!S25SSr!5Z5H5HSr!HSr25aZSrl52Sr!5Bra $ Portland & Coos Bay S. S. Line H S. S. BREAKWATER i a Sails from Ainsworth DockPortland, Wednesdays at 8 p.m g 2dM from Coos bay S'diu 'days at Smfce of lidu. s s. s. SAILING BETWEEN SAN FRANCISCO AND COOS RAY, CAR. RYJNG FREIGHT AND '"OMBUS'HHI.ES ONLY. W. F. Miller. AkL. Phi-n Main, oki i a5Z5H5ES2ra5H5?.sa5EOT,5a5!di-sT!5?J E5H5H5E5HSH5I! 5fE'?aSrISHSHS2SiL5HSZ5ZSaiSaS2SaSHSasaSHS? f SEF5,??raSTiSSHS2 -THE ? 'SI SAILS FROM COOS BAY FOR SAN FRANCISCO EVERY TUESDAY. No reservation held after the arrival of the ship unlesa ticket 1b bought. F. S. DOW, Agst, MARSHFIELD, OREGON icbb iiSE5HSa?dS2Sa5SSHSE5r!SHu!S3aSS2SHS2SH5HSE5H5pa5a5HSH5 k $,m,l ,..,,, ,,j, X,,,,.j,-,;, ,gl, -,. fr-.J,... Steamer Wilhelmma LUDVIG OHKISTENSBN, Muster. Sailing for Bandon every Monday. For full Information, apjrty Cha Thom owner, or H. W. Skinner, agent. i . -.1... I. -!.) fr CALIFORNIA AND OREGON COAS T STEAMSHIP COMPANY. ? mer E. 1). PARSO'.S, Master. COOS BAY AN PORTLAND SAILS FROM PORTLAND SATURDAYS, 8 I M. SAILS FROM COOS BAY TUESDAYS, AT SERVICE OF TIDE. F. P Baumgartner, Agt. H. v uoucn fat. Dock, Portland. Oio. a ct cp trj C3 es era ca trj cs en era cm in cr cr en "" "-""""""""""" ' Masters and McLain i 4 General Contractor's Builuirg J Material and Beaver Hill Coal r 'i Office: Broadway & Queen St Phones 2011 -826 ' 1 lis! b Caul MrA IS w' i..f hoWOwr ,i i v . . ITSS.MBO IMKftiziinr, can only ho HiuvMtiie of thy .Wieious tano and tlnvor tliit with every piece of , " "ll All ocr meats ate tlm rhoiceiit we i-un jiroduoe. I?. , Noble-ffie CITY MARKET --Phone 1941 C and Front, it.reets, Marshrield Oregon nTCTgrar-.g;Kffl""vlvi imagWgJ, Savings Bank M JNO. F. HALL, W. S. CHANDLER, DR. C. W. TOWER, DOR SB Y, KREITZER, Rank, Portland, Ore. I ; - . i.-,.;.. . 'I' t' - !' - 'I .. . 4.--., uiance W. Skinner. Agt. Marshflold, Ore., Phone 441 inmmr - ir 11 ir-.. i C3 C ! b i -5tEfl STEAMER FAVORITE TwiMrlrihiUUY between llaidcn and Cniiiilllecoimn'tine nju, u uanhtleld trnliit Leaves Ilauduu . . .Oin.i. L- Leaves Buudo,; . . . 1 120 n. m. j Leaves Coquille. ..9:15 a.m. h fj Leaves Coqnllle ...4:OOp.m. ft riJ Traveler- leaving Jtarslnlelrt In the fl JQ nioriiliiiiiciii-li Uaiidoiiui iionn IVonle If! S cm Coiiullli rirti iMikiicml ever lliiee 5' pi "ours In MarsliUcld ana retell liomo the pJ S COQU1I.LE RIVER TRANS- 3 PORTATION' CO. I I Business Directory Doctors. D"' J. V. INGRAM I'hyiilrlnn and Hnrfrvm Office 208.200 Coos Building Phones Office 1621: Residence 1624 D"- A. L. IIOUHEWORTH Pliyniclnn and Surgeon. Offices second floor of Flanagan & Bennett Bank Building. Office hours 2 to 4 p. m.; 7 to 8 p. ra. Phono: Office, 1431: Residence, 1433 M US. NETTIE A VERY Formerly Nettlo Hovel In house adjoining Catholic church. Obstetrical NurRlnir, Lawyers. Francis II. Clarke J icob II. llnkt J.awrenrc A Mljcqust CJ.ARKK. RLAKE tf LlL.TEQVl''i ITTOUHKYR.A T-LA W United States Commissioner's Ofl!c Trust Rullding. Marshfleid, Oro. J W. BENNETT, Office orer Flanagan ft Bonntrt Baa'' Marshfleld. . Oritn D' R, R. E. GOLDEN Physician mid Surgeon 202-03 Coos building. Office hours: 10 to 12 m. 2 to 5 and 7 to 8 p.m. Phones: Office 1051 Residence 105. D', A. C. BURROITGH8 IToiiiropnthlc Pliynlclnn Chronic Diseases a Specialty. Renidciior and office, corner 'O' and Hcroiid Streets, Marshflold. D"- GEORGE W. LESLIE ONtronntlU" Phynlcii Graduate of Amerlean Rohnol of Osteopath KlrVRTlllp. Me omcoHmu:- m tcHp m Other Jlmirs nj Appnintmant. Olllreover First National Bak Phone 1611 Mnrshflld Or D, GEO. E. DIX Physician and Surgeon Now Flanagan & Rennott Bank Bldj Phonp 101 Residence Phone 1GG5. OKE & COKE, Attorneys at Law. Mnrahfleld. ' Oregon. Miscellaneous c, MERCHANT, Electrician Wiring Guaranteed and Done at Reasonable Rates. Shop: South Jttarshfleld, Phone 1033 w. S. TURPEN Architect. Over Chamber of Commerce MARSHFIELD, ORE. ARSHFIELD TURKISH B A MIS 23(.2Ut Coos BulidiiiK. Hours: Ladies, 10 a.m. to 6 p.m, escept Saturday Gents, 7 p.m. t 1 a. m., except Friday. Phono 2141.. TURKISH BATH $1.00. C. L. BUTTERFfELD. Prop Hm i iim m mumum niimni Mmm HOTELS The LATTIN Hotel Gny O. Lattin. Now arfl modern throughout. Ratca $1 per day. $0 per week. Free baths, newly fnrnlshed. Phono 2005. Next to cor Sheridan and Queen Ave Marshfleld. Ore Everything Back But the Dirt Marshfield Hand & Steam Laundry m&uMMmWm 'jftM'ai wrsrgwwTErTHi Temple , Wilson UNDERTAKING PARLORS. Funeral supplies In general. Licensed embalmer with lady assistant. South l!ri)inhviiy. Toliliniicii: Di'Mt'E mm. .' RESIDENCE 21 0. -S5aP3?;aK, eaasfBKOisBsn f TH0MAS0N & HANSON J -DtAttas IN- f 'Hay Grain and Peed' ( Free Dollvbry Pbona 1751 m fi&Vi 0 o 4- imitmni titl fJL -ffifcQE- '4M