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THE DAILY COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 1908.
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THE PRESIDENTS'
0 THE PRESIDENT is going to
presidency. He aspires to bo an editor, not editor-in-chief, but a
space writer. That is lucky for him. He will only write when he
feels like it, and that will save him. If he had to buckle down to the
work and put out something every day for everybody to read, in about
three weeks he might feel like getting outside and calling somebody a
liar. Many a -man has been a successful president who would have been
a dead failure as an editor. The president does not know it, but he is
taking a big risk in selecting journalism for an occupation. It was not
much to storm San Juan Hill. The guns were roaring, the boys were
were shouting, the Spaniards were shooting over their
heads. Even the colored boys of the 24th went up the hill all right,
and then It only lasted a brief quarter of an hour.
It Is not so much to be president, for if a man in that position blund
ers, there are millions of sychopharts to applaud the blunders. But the
editor, if he is worthy of the place, works all day and half the night, and
when he goes to his bed, the work follows him there and haunts him. It
is not much to be a rough rider in the open, but to ride a nightmare,
night after, night, that takes some skill. Then, if he makes a mistake or
under long pressure grows dull for a day, then the gieat public grows
impatient, and men who could not write a stick-full to save their lives
are eager to assert that the journal does not come up to their standard,
and the look they wear Is: "If I could spare the time to edit a paper
I would show the world somo things." Then, when Mr. Editor puts out
an idea, it is a great delight for the editor aiound the corner to hold
him up to the pity of mankind and talk mysteriously about the need of
a home for the ieeble-minded. But the toughest thing of all is that the
editor shows out thiough the type what ho himself is, and if he is a
faker, or if his soul ought to be wearing stripes at the state's expense,
or If he tries to ape a knowledge which he does not possess, or if, when
he writes, he thinks he will decelvs the public and conceal his real sen
timents, lo! it will all shino out through the types, and men will see
him as he really Is. It Is a dangerous experiment for the President to
try. He evidently has selected that field In order to keep himself be
fore the public until 19127" but that is a long time for an editor to hold
up. Tho life of a galley slave only averaged a year and a half, but that
was nothing compared with the work of a conscientious editor. The
President had better reconsider his purpose to sign all his articles. The
old editor of the Outlook is a strong man and writer, and though often
wrong, he is an able and honest man, and If the President would hide his
personality he might often get credit for work that another man did,
and might escape a great deal of criticism that he will have to meet if
ho signs his own' articles, for while he himself Is bright and strong-, ho
has not that level headeduess necessary to make a journal today that
will correspond with the same journal six months from today.
But It is to be a big promotion for him to advance from the presi
dency to stately journalism.
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ijWith the Toast and Tea
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GOOD EVENING. ,i
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ii Ono may be feeling, at a '
ii given time, without courage and '
far from cheerful. This, at A
ii least, ho can do: He can take S
ii a good long bieath, and stiffen i
ii his backbone and put on thp ap- ii
ii peaiance of cheer and courage, i
ii and doing so, he is far moro apt ii
X to become cheerful and cour- ii
ii ageous. There ai o two sorts of ii
H selves in you, a lower and a ii
ii higher. You can be true to your ii
ii higher solf or you can bo true to ii
X your lower self. But you aro ii
ii bound to bo true lo your higher ii
ii solf. And one of tho sensible, i'
ii holpful wa.s to got the feelings ii
ii you think you ought to havo is ii
H to act in the lino of from. It is ii
ii to no one's ciedit 10 act as bad- ii
ii ly as ho feels. Ho is rather ii
ii bound ofcon to act much hot- ii
ii tor than ho f ?ci3. And ao act- ii
ii ing, ho will bo holpod to better ii
X tojling. ii
Lot mo cut my way with song,
Lot mo dig my way with cheer;
Thus tho forests fall ero long,
Thus tho golden dawns nppoar.
Lot mo dig my trench with trust,
Lot mo build my walls with truth;
Thus tho dow will quench tho dust,
Thus tho dream will bring mo
youth.
Lot mo keep my eyes, ahead,
Lot mo cross tho desert wild
,AVith a man's hopo as my tread,
AVIth tho keen zest of a child.
Lot mo mnko my labor sweet,
Let mo build and havo my day;
Thus tho cities grow complete,
Thus tho empires rlso and sway.
Selected.
Somo Coos Bay men r.re always
having a "torrlblo time."
Tho thing that makes a man suro
lie undoifctands a public question Is
nobody olso thinks ho does.
A Coos Bay marr'ed man says:
"I love my wife, but wo aro ap
proaching a crisis; Bho makes mo
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Editor and Publisher.
News Editor.
PROMOTION.
be promoted when he retires from the
button her diess in the back every
morning."
The reason a man belongs to a
political party is so he can damn
ovoiy thing about all tho others.
Ono of the most enjoyable things
about traveling is how you can say
you went to all tho places you didn't.
AVhen a barber shop porter shines
a baiber's sjioes, does ho get paid
for it? Or does ho do It as a pro
fessional courtesy.
Sometimes a woman can keep
within the nllowanco her husband
gives her if sho ."an charge every
thing she buys to his account.
"Is your watch all right now?"
G. AV. Carlton asked Georgo Good
rum. "AVoll, no, not yet;" George re
plied, "but It seems to be gaining
every day."
IIoio Is something to remember,
you grouches who look sour or. tho
way to work: Experience proves
that .every man has a bettor time
earning his money than ho has in
spondlng it. ,
Tho marine man of tho Daily
Astorian hands Capt. Magonn, of tho
Breakwater, this llttlo josh on his
whistling propensities; "Tho steam
ship Breakwater camo Into port yes
torday morning about 4:30 o'clock,
and blow tho "Adam's-applo" out
of hor whlstlo all tho way up from
quarantino ground; then sho tied up
at tho O. R. & N, plor and laid thero
till woll on toward noon, boforo
Captain Magenn ovon thought of
pulling out for Portland. Tho gon
ial captain will "whustllo" himself
out of friends in this port If ho does
not choko off that blithering, blast
ed blast ho indulges In ovory time
ho reaches this harbor. Wo know
ho lo coming without all that hulla
baloo. Ho brought In big business
fiom tho Coos country.
COO MEN AVANTED To eat at
tho Molroso restaurant.
l fflmus Smfja
R. BURDETTE Insists that he
once overheard a woman lec
turing her husband as follows:
"Now I'll tell you why I wouldn't
go into the restaurant and havo a
cup of coffee with you while wo were
waiting for the train. I didn't like
the way you asked me. Not half an
hour before, you said to Mr. Puffer,
'Come, let's get a cigar,' and away
you went, holding his arm, and not
giving him a chance to decline.
"AA'hen wo met John Howdy on
our way to luncheop you said, 'Just
In time, John; come, take lunch with
us.' And then to-night, when we
had to wait an hour for the train, you
looked at your watch, turned to me,
and said, in a questioning way,
'Would you like a cup of coffee? And
I did want it; I was tired and a lit
tle hungry, but I would have faint
ed before I would have accepted such
an invitation. And you went away
I a little bit vexed with me and had
I your coffee and bread and butter by
yourself, and didnt enjoy it very
much. In effect, you said to mo, 'If
you want a cup of coffee, if you
really want it, I will buy it for you.'
"You are the best husband in this
world, but do as nearly all tho best
husbands do.
"Why do you seem to dole out
things to your wife when you fairly
throw them to the men you know?
AVhy didn't you invito mo heartily as
you invite men? AVhy didn't you
say. 'Come, let's get a little coffee
and something,' and take me straight
away with you?
"You wouldn't say to a man.
'AA'ould you like me to go and buy
you a cigar?" Then why do you al
ways issue your little Invitations to
treats in that way to me?
"Indeed, if men would only act to
ward their wives as heartily, cordial
ly and frankly as they do toward tho
men whom they meet they would find
cheerier companions at home than
they would at the club."
"Arhen we speak of the attractive
ness of woman, we really mean tho
attractiveness of woman to man.
"With men the question of when a
woman Is most attractive Is doubly
complicated, because it depends not
only on the woman, but on the taste
of the man himself. Not many years
ago, If this question had been asked,
the answer would havo been un
hesitantly made that a woman is most
attractive between the ages of 1C
and 20. Most of tho heroines of
classical fiction are mere children.
"It must be confessed that, with
rare exceptions, the modern man pre
fers something moro sophisticated
than sweet 10, though it is undeni
able that the intelligent woman is at
her best when she Is in her teens.
This is easily understood.
"Almost all young creatures are
beautiful, and heaven gives to even
the homeliest women a day of
grace between 10 and 18, when she
is pretty with the prettlness of fresh
cheeks and dewy eyes and glossy
hair.
"Twenty-three Is an ideal time of
the clock for the woman of average
Intelligence and pulchritude, unless
she happens to be college bred. If
she has had tho misfortune of acquir
ing the higher education she is still
top-heavy with learning a,nd self
esteem over having discovered the
ancient Greeks and Romans, and it
requires ten years moro for her to
find out that, for a woman to be thor
oughly charming she should havo
had a good education and forgotten
it.
"For tho woman, however, who Is
meant to ho human nature's dally
food, no age is more attractive than
23. Sho Is in the first flush of hav
ing just arrived. Tho slim promises
of girlhood havo been realized In the
full beauty of womanhood. Sho still
is Innocent, but no longer ignorant.
"Her intercourse with the opposite
sex has a certain frankness and com
radeship that is not the least of her
charms. Sho seems so safe that she
Is deadly dangerous,. Statistics show
that moro women marry at 23 than
at any other ago.
"Tho bachelor woman Is at her
best at 30, becauso she is consciously
charming. Sho has all tho advant
ages with which nature originally
equipped her, and sho has added to
them tho frills and furbelows of art.
Sho has learned to enhance her good
looks by better dressing and to put
a red shado on tho lamp and sit with
hor back to tho light. Sho has also
learned how to talk, and better still,
how to bo a fascinating listener."
Mrs. Phil AVUbur was hostess to
the Evergreen AVhlst Club at tho J.
T. McCormac home last Saturday aft
ernoon. Mrs. I. Lando nnd Mrs. AA'.
P. Murphy tied for first prize, Mrs.
Lando winning on tho "cut" to de
cide It. Tho consolation prize wont
to Mrs. Rolandson. Mrs. O. AV.
mi fr $i
Jiwtal ti
Tower will entertain the club this aft
ernoon. A. E. Seaman and wife, who havo
been spending several weeks in San
Francisco, are expected home today.
Mrs. AV. S. Chandler, who returned
this week from San Francisco, 'will
return to that city next' week. Sho
will go via Portknd where sho will
be joined by Miss Helen Chandler
who lqaves today to spend a few days
as the guest of Miss Helen Doble.
The Chandlers will probably spend
most of the winter In San FranclBco.
The A. N. AV. Club met Thursday
afternoon at the home of Mrs. Minot.
Tho meeting was devoted to the elec
tion of officers. AVIth tho exception
of Mrs. J. T. McCormac, the candl-.
dates nominated at tho previous
meeting were elected. Mrs. McCor
mac was out of town and some of the
members thought that she might not
want to serve and so Mrs. AV. P.
Murphy was elected secretary. The
next meeting will be with Mrs. Hillis
Short at the E. G. Flanagan home.
Last Thursday, seventeen members
and two visitors, Miss Mary Minot
and Mrs. John Sullivan, were pres
ent. Dr. and Mrs. J. T. McCormac are
expected home next week from Cali
fornia. Mrs. French, their daughter,
who has been receiving treatment in
San Francisco, is much improved.
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Miss Kathleen Bennett Is the hos
tess at a tea this afternoon from ,4
to 5 o'clock in honor of Mrs. AV. A.
Reid of Alaska who is visiting her
parents, Judge and Mrs. C. A. Sehl
brede. Mr. and Mrs. Rid were guests
of honor at a launch party last Sun
day, given by Mr. and Mrs. Gottlns.
AA'lth a number of friends, they made
the trip to the United States fish
hatchory on South Coos river.
The Five Hundred Club was enter
tained this week by Mrs. J. H. Flana
gan. Practically all of the members
were present, a few guests from
North Bend also being present. Mrs.
Minot won first prize and Mrs. J. A.
Matson second prize.
The Chamlnade Club at its meet
ing with Mrs. Horsfall this week, de
cided to arrange for a large asso
ciate membership. The associate
members will be required to purchase
tickets for the two concerts which
the club will give this season. It is
proposed to start a contest among
the members of the Chamlnade Club
by offering a prize to the one (cur
ing the largest number of associate
members.
Mrs. J. A7. Ingram carried off the
honors in the Progress Club's spell
ing match, Roman names being the
test of orthography. The spelling
match was at the meeting this week
at tho home of Mrs. H. S. Tower. Mrs.
Bradley was the. leader and Mrs. C.
AV. Tower read a paper on "The
Modern Romans." The next meeting
will be with Mrs. I. S. Kaufman.
The ladies of North Bend aro ar
ranging to resume the "Ladies'
Nights" at the North Bend Chamber
of Commerce. It is expected that the
first one of tho season will he held
two weeks hence.
The card party given by the Beau
tiful America Club of North Bend, at
Taylor's hall there last Saturday
evening was a decided success, social
ly and financially. The hall was ef
fectively decorated with huckleberry
and autumn leaves. A novel feature
was that the hall was lighted by
candles something that was not
planned for but which was necessitat
ed by tho electric lights refusing to
work. Refreshments were served.
The evenings play resulted in Dr.
Burmester and Miss Grange won the
first prizes while tho consolation
prizes went to T. AV. Rennlo and Miss
Maudo Mandigo.
The Beautiful America Club will
meet at Taylor's hall next Saturday
afternoon nnd It is expected that
final arrangements will then be made
for beautifying tho North Bend pub
lic square. It Is proposed to plant
trees, shrubs and flowers, converting
It into a beauty spot.
Tho Biographic Club was enter
tained Thursday afternoon by Mrs.
Arthur McKeo'wn at her homo. Tho
program consisted of a paper on
Torii Kljonaga by Mrs. McKeown fol
lowed by a general discussion. The
noxt meeting will bo hold next Thurs
day with Mrs. E. Mingus and will bo
a Thanksgiving Day social.
Mrs. C. J. Mlllis was the hostess to
twenty-two ladies at a launch party
last Monday, a trip being mado to
tho Maze in tho Beaver. Picnic
lunch was enjoyed there. As tho
weather was delightful, tho after
noon was one of tho most enjoyable
events of the week.
Mrs. Demangeon loft this week for
an extended visit at Portland and
other points.
Mr. nnd Mrs. A. S. Taylor enter
tained at cards Thursday evening in
honor of Mrs. Taylor's sister, Miss
Anna Devers of Seattle, Wash., who
Is spending a few months on tho Bay.
Mr. and Mrs. H. AV. Painter enter
tained tho Oklahoma AVhist Club at
their homo on Broadway last AVed
nesday evening. Refreshments were
served at the conclusion of tho even
ing's play which resulted in the
prizes going to A. T. Haines and Mrs.
Dorsey Kreltzer. Tho club was or
ganized last week, and as Indicated
by the name, tho membership is con
fined to former Oklahomans. The
officers of the club are:
President Harry AV. Painter.
Secretary Mrs. A. L. Houseworth.
Treasurer Max Roberts.
The membership includes tho fol
lowing: Messrs. and Mesdamcs II. AV.
Painter, Eugene Crosthwait, AVm.
AVarwick, A. T. Haines, II. H. AVat
klns, A. L. Houseworth, Dorsey
Kreltzer, A. F. Selby, AVm. Grimes
and F. A. Haines, Miss Nina Haines,
Mrs. Farringer, Ford Painter, AVar
ren Painter, ThaycV Grimes and Max
Roberts. The club will meet every
second AVednesday. Four or five of
tho couples belonging to the club
were charter members of the King
fisher AVhist Club which was organ
ized at Kingfisher, Okla., In 18S9.
Mrs. A. M. Rau entertained a few
friends at a dinner party last Satur
day evening, November 7, in honor
of hor birthday.
The Assembly Club will give its
next dancing party at the I. O. O. F.
Hall, Thursday evening, November
10.
Chas. E.- Nicholson and wife, have
returned from their ranch in the
Sand Hills where they havo enter
tained a few friends at a house party
the past week. Among their guests
were AVfm. Lawlor and wife, J. AV.
Flanagan and wife, Alton Sengstac
ken, and Mrs. E. L. C. Farrin. Most
of the time was spent in hunting and
a very delightful time was enjoyed.
Miss Elizabeth Donnelly returned
this week from a short visit with
relatives in Portland.
In honor of her ninth birthday Miss
Anna Downs entertained 12 of her
llttlo friends this afternoon at her
home In South Marshfield.
Tho rooms of the Coos Bay Aca
demy of Music were filled last even
ing with the friends of tho pupils,
several of whom gave musical selec
tions in a really artistic manner, re
flecting great credit upon themselves.
The program was not long, but was
IF WE SHOULD SELL YOU
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WOULD YOU BUY IT?
Incorporated.
P. E. HAGUE, Pres.
MARSHFIELD
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NOAV IS THE TIME TO GET YOUR DOLL BODIES TO PRE
PARE FOR CHRISTMAS.
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COLUMBIA MACHINE WORKS
Cavanagh, Chapman (i Co.
r General Repair Work and Woodturning. Launches a Specially 1
Foot of Qeen
thoroughly enjoyed, tho ease of man
ner as well as style of performance
lending a charm to the numbers as
they proceeded. Besido the musical
numbers, Master Albert Burroughs
gavo two very pleasing recitations.
Tho performers were: Misses Nora
Tower, Grace Kruso, Frances Golden
Anita and Helen Molloy, Mary L0'
var, Bossio Dguglas and Ruth and
Dorothy Horton.
Mrs. C. F. McCollum and Miss
Anne Flanagan entertained at lunch
eon at the McCollum homo in North
Bend today in honor of Mrs. Arnold.
Practically all of the guests are
North Bend people.
Friends on Coos Bay havo been
advised of the marriage of Miss Ella
Llchtwerck and Gunner Fosberg
which will be solemnized in Portland
tomorrow. Tho bride-to-be Is tho
daughter of Cras. Llchtwerck, for
merly proprietor of the Cape Arago
Soda AVorks in Marshfield, and re
sided here for several years until the
family removed to 'Portland about a
year ago. Mr. Fosberg is slightly
known heio, having served on a gov
ernment boat here sometime ago.
The new Five Hundred Club met
at the homo of Mr. and Mrs Wm.
AVade last evening. , A very enjoyable
time was had by all present. Re
freshments were served and music by
a picked orchestra. This was not a
usual meeting of tho club but a faie
well party to Mr. AVade who will sail
for California tho first of tho week.
Those present wore: Mr. Kalm, Mr.
Mohr, Mrs. Mewlck, Mr. Jack Dab
bins, Mr. Denning, Mr. Mosher, Miss
Cora Bowron, Miss Mary Grills, Miss
Murphy, Mrs. Murphy, Miss Hontz,
Miss Gould, Mr. and Mrs. F. Nelson,
Miss Bowron, Mr. AVm. AVade, Jr.,
Miss Ferguson, Mrs. Hall, Miss
Brlggs, Miss Settelmlno, Mrs. Pat
terson and husband, Mrs. Fish, Mr.
and Mrs. AVm. AArade.
Mrs. E. AV. Bernitt entertained the
Ladies Art Club on Friday last. At
the close of a most delightful after
noon luncheon was served by the
hostess. Mrs. James Cowan will en
tertain the club on next Friday.
POPULAR MUSIC STUDIO.
One of Finest Musical Instruments On
Coos Bay Arrives on Breakwater.
In tho freight arrivals on the
steamer Breakwater was a beautiful
new AA'eber parlor grand piano for
the Louis H. Boll Music Studio, in
the First Trust and Savings Bank
building. This piano is one of tho
! finest instruments made costing
$1,400 and in addition to the new
AVebeV upright already installed,
makes the equipment of this music
studio unsurpassed in the history of
Coos Bay. Musically Inclined and In
terested people of Coos Bay will be
pleased to learn of this evidence of
prosperity and progress by this addi
tion to tho elements of culture here.
During his residence Prof. Ball has
established an enviable reputation as
a musical instructor, and this impor
tant addition to his studio is certain
to increase its growing popularity.
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M. D. SUMNER, Vice-Pres.
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