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COOS BAY TIMES
An Independent Republican news
paper published every evening except
Sunday, and Weekly by
Tho Coos Bay Times Publishing Co.
Entored at the Dostofllie at Marsh
field. OrcKon. for transmission
through the mails as uecond class
mall matter.
U. O. MALONEY. . .Editor nnd Pnb
DAN E. MALONEY. . . .News Editor
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DAILY".
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Six months $2.50
Less than G months per month. .50
AVEEKLY.
One Year $1.50
The policy of the Coos Bay TI tn's
will bo Republican In politics, with
tho independence of which FresUeut
toosovelt Is tho leading exponent
Address All Communications to
COOS BAY DAHjY TIMES
Marshlleld - - - - - Oregon
SIGNS OP RETURNING PROSPER
ITY.
Conditions throughout the coun
try point to an early return of pros
perity. Bank clearings, and railroad
earnings are below those of a year
ago, but the gap is steadily narrow
ing. There are fewer Idle cars than
there were at the beginning of June.
The July Interest and dividend pay
ments this year in New York, the
country's financial center, were
$177,000,000, as compared with
$184,000,000 in July, 1907. Thus
the falling off is far less than had
been expected. About $46,000,000
of gold has been exported since the
present outward movement began in
the middle of April, but as we gained
over $100,000,000 of gold in Novem
ber and December last, and as we
can get as much as we need from
the outside world at any time we
may need it, this movement does not
disturb anybody. The rates for mon
py are about the same as they are
in midsummer of normal years.
"Re-employment days" are be
coming general. St. Louis had, one
on Juno first, when 15,000 idle per
sons wore put to work. On a far
larger scale the Pittsburg district
had one on July sixth, when
every plant of the United States
Steel Corporation, the largest con
cern In the world in its field, re
sumed operations. The other shops
of that corporation, all over the
country will, It is expected, all bo
running by August first. All the in
dependent steel concerns In the Pitts
burg district, it is announced, will
be at work with a full force by the
first week In August.
The Department of Agriculture In
Washington says the crop outlook is
better, on tho whole, than it ever was
before at this time of the year. It
estimates that the value of the coun
try's farm products of 1908 will
reach tho $8,000,000,000 mark. This
will leave all records far behind. It
will bo more than double the value of
the farm yield of 1900, which was
$3,764,000,000, Big crops have al
ways heretofore meanjt good times
for the country, and they will mean
the same this year.
HANK GUARANTEE FUND.
Among its many innovations carry
ing new mothods Into governmental
affairs the new state of Oklahoma has
undertaken to guarantee all losses to
depositors in case of bank failures.
This stilkqs tho koynpte of tho
financial situation and is of mpre
, actual importanpe than any other
suggestion yet made. So arrange the
laws, national and state, that bank
failures will entail loss only to the
bankers, saving men and women upon
whose money wildcat schemes aro
prppagatod from any risk, and tho
financlnl condition will have largely
righted Itself.
Oklahoma has provided that the
state banking board shall have powpr
to levy an assessment of 1 por cent
on tho capital Btock of every bank
to bo used as a guarantee against
losses by depositors.
All banks to bo organized here
nfter are to pay 3 per cent of their
capital Btock Into this fund when tboy
begin business.
Othor states will follow this reform
on the part of Oklahoma, and a fed
oral law so governing nntlonal banks
Is certain to bo enacted in tho near
future. It Is In accoidanco with jus
tlco and In harmony with tho demand
of the times. It will, indeed, be cur
rency reform.
Where It Belong,!.
"Excuse me," said tho playwright to
his friend who was hissing tho piece,
"do you think it is good form to hiss
my show when I gavo you tho ticket
that admitted you?"
"Certainly," resentfully replied the
friend. "If I'd bought n ticket, I would
have contented myself by going out
side and swearing at myself." Succesi
Magazine.
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With the Toait and Tea
REINCARNATION.
I've studied reincarnation; to explain It I will try.
It means that you and I will really never die.
What folks call death Is change of form that no one can escape
You die and come to Earth again, but In a different shape.
Some folks turn into animals, and some into a tree
If Jake Goldie comes back again, a high ball hewill be.
Oh, they say we'll appear in different form when we're on Earth again
And you'll see our Coos. Bay men in strange disguises then
We know that woman Bprlngs froni a shadow of the moon
And a man may turn Into a corner saloon
Oh, I know all about reincarnation. f
Now tho fellow who talks In the council in sach a breezy tone
Will be a gramophone, his record will be shown
When Mayor Straw comes back to earth a paved street he will bo
With property remonstrants ho will not at all agree
And Marshal Carter will bo born a pair of steel hand cuffs
And on tho baseball diamond will collar all the muffs.
While Wilhelm Holl again on this world will hatch
As a Murphy In W. R. Haines rront jard potato patch.
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Now all of us know that Shakespearo Is upon this earth again;
They say he's quite a man and his name Jack Flanagan"
He's written a play for C. S. Dodge who'll play a magazine
And Bill Lawlor is going to act as a can Of gasoline
Then "Mickey" he'll come back to Earth, that's plain,
And he will be a baseball bat and It will stand the strain
Oh, they say we'll appear In a different form when we're on Earth a,gain
And you'll seo our Coos Bay men i n strange disguises then
And Bert Dlmmick, with his saucy tw'rl
Will come to life as a Gibson girl
Oh, I know all about reincarnation.
ANON.
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GOOD EVENING.
Men fail to realize thai joy t
i Is distinctly moral. Joy does (
not happen. It Is a flower that
springs from roots. It Is tho X
X Inevitable result of certain lines
W followed and laws obeyed, and ?
it so a matter of character. Joy X
4 Is a feature, and the face that X
Pi does not have It Is disfigured. J
X Selected.
The sooner a man learns that he
can't catch happiness by running af
ter it the happier he will be.
The true test of a man's affection
for his wife is when he takes her
fishing and says she caught the big
gest fish of all.
A rich man's son Isn't "old enough,
to know better" within ten years of
the time that a poor man's son is
expected to know.
Is she a girl who will occasionally
give one a kiss?"
"Yes, even two or three a kiss,
I've been informed."
Dorsey Kreitzer's young son put it
up to him this morning all right.
"Papa," he asked, "after every one
dips who'll bury the undertaker?"
The dally lesson: Before marriage,
it Is pjoper to say that He escorted
Her, but if they appqar togpther after
marriage it is correct to say She
dragged Him.
I told a girl at thq restaurant tor
day that I wanted a spoon, she
said, "all right, I'll come and sit
with jou when thp noon rush is
over." That girl will get on all
right. , '
If a man should go up to a boy of
10 or 11 and say to, him, "You are
not only a good boy, but you aro
good looking," tho boy would prob
ably havo a fit from puro surprlsq.
No one ever compliments a boy.
"John, I want a now summer hat,"
a Coos Bay woman remarked to hor
hubby. i
"But, my dear, you haven't any
now gown to go with it."
"Then I want a now gown."
"How absurd you are! What's tho
uso of a new gown when you haven't
a now hat to wear with it?"
Only Vay.
"I bupposu'i our wife has tho lis')
woru."
"Not much."
"Yours Is mi exceptional case,"
"I say It under my bieath."
WOMAN AND ARTIST.
I THOUGHT to win me a name
Should r!nu In tho eur of tho worldl
How tun I work with small pink lists
About my ringers curled?
a'ttlUN adlou to name and fame!
They scarce aro worth at the beat
Ono touch of this wet little, warm Uftl
mouth.
With Its l!p against my breastl
"Alice Williams Brotherton.
fuuKrMJJBSK y r IBV- fiwtM
A well-known Coos River rancher,
debiring to take advantage of the
low prices that prevail in the up-to-date
stores of Coos Bay, visited this
city to make some purchases. He
was accompanied by his sister and
among Ihe places visited by them,
was a largo dry goods store. He
purchased a pair of gloves for his
sweetheart and the sister bought a
pair of hose for herself.
But the clerk happened to get
thpm mixed and the explosion came
when the sweetheart opened the
package and found that it contained
a long pair of silk stockings. She
blushed. Then she opened a dainty
little sweqt-scented note and read
the following tender lines:
"I am sending you a little present.
Oh, how I wish that no other hands
than mine would ever be permitted
to touch them after you put them
on, but aas! scon's of fellows may
touch them when I am not by your
side, and many eyes may see them
when you are on the street or at par
ties. I bought the longest pair I
could get, and If they are too long
you may let them wrinkle down. A,
great many girls I know wear them
slipped down a little. Always wear,
them at parties. I want to help you
put them on and see how they fit)
your dear self when I call Tuesday,
night. You 'can clean them easily,
dear, with benzine, if. you leave them
on till thpy dry. I hope they are not
to small. Blow in them before you
put them on.'i
A Tender Spot.
"Your ma didn't have those things,
when she was your aC. and. I gupss
you can cot ulonW tuout them." e
claimed the distracted father to hi
daughter, who.bqoj Just askpd bjm to
buy, out a millinery store, or sometbing
Ilko'thut." " " I
''"No," replied the nmlable daughter.
"She didn't have such a kind and In
dulgent father as iL am blessed- with.
I'vc-beard yqu say. yourself that; tfie
Sklnpenj, werp ajl tightwads
It Is Ujiqlftss to ad,dj that the daughter
got what sfo waptedf
An Aching Void.
When April comes wfth smlllner sky
And fragrant breath, of growing things
You feM with half a smothered sigh
The yearning that the season brinks,
For, satisfaction Cull, complete,
To change to sweet, content the algh
YoU bnly'wsed with Joy1 to eat '
A Plee of mothers pieplant pip,
When life seems' listless, half asleep
And nothing, Dleases, of. ypur ili
Dpnlt pause and Jn your weakness weep,
'But tUko a sW of 'buttermilk. "
Or If pirchante yQU,restlcgs, grpw,
And' try 'a Vlfsh ofgfrrk anfrgreens.
HARPY PA8TIME.
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T'S lots of fun, to skate, 3"u know.
Ana tun, to cpas;, aoyyn mil.
It's fun to play at snowball, too,
And build, snpw forts until
Jack Frpl does, nip your nose and
And clvn your toes particular fits.
But greater fun it Is to Bit
Around the flro bright.
A-llstenlns, to sotpe thrilling tale
Your grandpa tells at night.
For n cJ onp in this world below
Dues, Itnow such talcs as he does know.
When ha was young suqh times they had.
Not llko tho present days.
All things wero good and none were bad.
At least, so grandpa says.
And grandpa nurelv ought to know.
Tor he has Watched this new tlmo grow,
Ha tolls of Jolly "huskln' bees"
And "spollin' schools" also.
Of "slngln' schools" and "qulltln' bees,"
Whore everybody'd go.
And uhen ho talks Its well worth while
To note tho Joy in grandpa's Bmlle.
And so I siy tho greatest fun
Is round tho lire bright,
A-ltstenlng to dear grandpa's tales
Told on a winter's night.
Maud Walksr.
2? BOWMAN, Prop.
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ffiRE are suits that will
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stand the inspection
The Shoulders and Chest
have reinforced canvas and all
the- careful and skilful details
that cannot be found in "Cheap
Stuff"
Tie front has special arran
gements of tape and lining
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that keep the coat in good form
It pays to buy here if you ap
fiOOD CLOTHES
If you are going
ARSHRELD
United Merchants of America
Will Open New Mercantile
Establishment on Coos Bay
The big branch of the United
Stores Cpmpany will enable, the peo
ple of this community to buy the
very best men's, women's and chil
dren's wearing apparel, shoes hats,
and furnishing goods, at the very
lowest prices that have ever been
named in America on tho very new
est up-to-date goods. Storeroom at
Marsden Bottling Works, next to, the
Breakwater ofllce, has been rentetj
and almost an untlr.e boatload of
goods has arrived qn the last trlp
of the steamer Homer.
The sale will begin Wednesday
morning, thq 15th day of July, when
the largest crowd of people that has
ever attended a sale in the history
of western Oregon will come to
gether at this great money-saving
event.
This establishment is backed by
tho United Merchants of America
which has recently opened general
headquarters In San Francisco. Con
cerning them, the San Francisco Call
has, the following:
"Qn May 1, there entered Into the
local mercantile field a flrnj new to
this city, but well established and
favorably known In, many towns
along the, Paqlflc coast The United
Merchants of America, with entirely
pw methods, of business and well de
ffn'ed pojlqles of trade, opened their
stores at 93-15-17-19 Market street
about two months ago wit)) genprous
announcements, and a complete lino
of men's, women's and children's
wear, aid sought the patronage of
tho discriminating bargain hunters
qf the city. A,fter a brief but suc
cessful campaign they havo decided
to transfer their headquarters to the
city of tho Golden Gate, and negotia
tions aro about completed for a five
year lease on their present site. This
property, extending from Market
street through to Stevenson, com
prises nearly 10,000 square feet of
floor space and gives ample room to
show their gopds, Tho local house
thus becomes tho central working
point from which both management
and banking aro directed.
Tho company maintains purchas
ing branches In New York nnd Chi
cago, and Is thus enabled to com
mand tho output of merchandise
from overproduced fire, panic and
bankrupt stocks and place upon Its J
GETS A BIG
BRANCH STQRE
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MILL TO MAN CLOTHIERS
for an outing here are the proper
-Tqgs-
counters the manufactured product
of some of the best national con
cerns at a very close margin of cost,
In witness whereof note their adver
tising announcement on another
page.
Of the many rules of business that
have made the success of The United
Merchants notable are those for sell
ing at close margin, no goods sold
on approval, no goods exchanged and
no sales to be made before 9 a. m.
In dealing with customers, whether
In supplying large consumers, such
as hotels, restaurants, etct, or single
purqhasers, the policy of courtesy
and fair trading predominates.
l$b and, point.
You can make up a quarrel, but It
will always show where it. Is patchedi
Most people's Idea of forgiveness of
sin Is the privilege to go on.sinnlng.
It Isn't w hat father can rnfford In
most families; It is what the qhlldren
want.
This would be a, real peaceful world
to llye In If no onewus related to any
one eNe.
When the world applauds a man. the
mau who 'has 11 ed next door to the
hero all his life looks wise and say
nothlng.-(Atchlson Globe.
RHEUMATISM.
Now is the time to get rid of your
rheumatism. In fully nlno cases out
of ten the attack. Is simply rheuma
tism of the muscles due to cold or
damp, or chronic rheumatism, neith
er of which require any internal
treatment. Tho free application of
Chamborlaln's Liniment is certain to
give quick relief. Try It. For sale
by JOHN PREUSS.
Goods Wanted at the
New Second Hand Store
, heft dppr tp Browjj'9 Drug Store.
Fropt 8treet, MABSHFn
Clothes Gleaned (Sb Pressed
1 ' ' W1UI6 You Wait I
All oiders called for and. dell red. Steam
cleaning artd tjyelne ,peciaf,
qpoiite HUifi? Mmiq Store, on "C'.Strott
Phone 905
P. P. BRYAN, Prop.
LAKESIDE INN
Ten Mile Lake
Now open for guesls. European plan.
Special accommodations for families.
Good table board. Special ratce to
parties, Pqstoffico and telephone ac
commodations. Everything new and
first class. Arrangements may bo
made in advance or call at house when
you arrive,
A little forethought may save you
no end of trouble. Anyone who
makes It a rule to keep Chamber
lain's Colic, Cholera and Diar
rhoea Remedy at hand knows this to
be a fact. For sale by JQHN
PREUSS,
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PARKSIDE POULTRY RANCH
Enmlro, Oregon,
JOHN W. KING, Trop.
, Eggs from thoroughbred Buff
Orpington chickens for sale
$1.50 to $5.00 for setting of 15.
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