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COOS BAY TIMES
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the independence of which President
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A GOOD EVENING.
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' on his roof, or if he can get delirium
tremens by drinking the legs off the
kitchen chairs?' "
TWO MEN OF DESTINY.
Plutarch in his "Parallel Lives"
Bketched his subjects in pairs, setting
a Greek against a Roman, Alexander
against Caesar, Demosthenes against
Cicero, to heighten the resemblances
and contrasts. Falling a Plutarch,
we have In Mr. Carnegie's sketch of
the Kaiser and Prof Schlemann's ar
ticle on President Roosevelt compa
nion portraits by competent hands.
Mr. Carnegie, quoting Richelieu's
remark to Louis XIII, regarding
Cromwell, that "a great man has
arisen In England," notes that a
great man has arisen in Germany,
the Emperor. "Here is a personality,
here is a power" the vital energy
of the empire incarnate. Through
him German ships have become the
fastest on the ocean, German steel
production has been made second
only to that of one other nation and
German industries stimulated as
never before. This ho has done In
fulfilling the "economic mission"
with which he is charged. There re
mains for him the higher role of
"freeing the Continent from the
paralyzing fear of war."
Prof. Schiemann finds in President
Roosevelt "a personality to which
even his errors do honor." Roose
velt he ranks with Washington,
Jackson and Lincoln, while estimat
ing that he has exerted 11 deeper In
fluence on the American people
"through his peculiarities of char
acter, imagination, will-power and
practical politics." His powers, the
professor thinks, will not be permit
ted "to He fallow." As holder of
the Nobel prize will he bo less of a
factor for peaco than the Kaiser,
whose strength rests on "the swords
of our trusty troops?"
Gazing now on this portrait and
now on that it is difficult to deter
mine which Is the more potent per
sonality. Nor is decision made easier
by following out the parallel. The
Kaiser, aB arbiter of all Interests in
the empire, has laid down laws for
musical criticism, composed a hymn,
passed on the merits of sculpture,
planned new boulevards, devised cos
tumes for historical pageants, filled
Lutheran pulpits and directed the
.composition of a national opera.
President Roosevelt has written
on history and sport, advocated spoil
ing reform, represented nnture-fak-lng
and advised bishops. While he
has condemned race suicide and ad
monished mothers as to their duties,
it is to tho Kaiser that German
housewives owe the Injunction to
restrict themselves to "tho Church,
tho children and tho kitchen." But
tho Kaiser has had no rebate or rail
way-rate problems to solve.
"Which of tho two shall bear tho
palm? Which deserves the credit as
tho man of most multifarious activity?
ft It is a good thing to have a X
i sound body and a better thing Vt
4 to have a sound mind; and bet- H
i tor still that aggregate of virile
yf and decent qualities which we
$ group together under the name
i-i of character.
ii THEODORE ROOSEVELT. i
GOOD NIGHT TO MOTHER.
Say good night to mother, with a
kiss for every kiss
That she gives you in the loving of
her clasp of mother bliss!
Say good night to mother while your
arms around her lace
And your little hand a tender with
its touch upon her face!
Say good night to mother, that in
mists of far-on years,
Through the shadows of a memory
that Is Infinite with tears,
Her thoughts may wander sweetly
and her gentle dreams recall
The little lad of childhood and his
good night kiss and all;
Say good night to mother In the ten
der childhood way
Before the little feet of weary child
hood rest from play!
Say good night to mother when she
kneels, forgetting care,
With the lips of love that murmur
on the lips of childhood prayer!
Baltimore Sun.
Nearly any proposition looks well
in figures.
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Why are new pants always too
long or too short?
A man hates faint praise worse
than he hates abuse.
Tho reason so few peop.'e succeed
is that so few try.
Was any doctor ever known
keep his office hours?
to
A man can't hit anything with a
revolver except himself.
No one has sympathy for you; they
all say, "served you right!"
Sometimes a man who Is a poor
husband makes a good widower.
Everyone thinks he gives as much
to the poor as his means will allow.
A man does not have occasion for
a hearty, spontaneous laugh once a
month.
If you have ever noticed, every in
dustrious man has a crowd of Idle
friends.
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Here Is a suggestion for Judge
Pennock when he is next called upon
perform the ceremony that will make w,n do the rest
"two hearts beat as one." If he be
comes involved in tho rhyme of a
MoeUc service he, might call on
"Jack" Flanagan or some other
nember of the Poet's corner at the
Mllllcoma to help him out. In Sum
ner county, Tenn., lives an Irish
magistrate, a man of liberal educa
tion and a full quota of that mother
wit for which his people are noted.
A short time ago a negro pair named
Jim and Bet called upon the squire
'o be united, "for better or for
worse" probably the latter. Having
had some notice of their coming, he
prepaied and actually used this unl
lue ceremony:
Jim, will you take Bet,
Without any regret,
To love and to cherish
Till one of you perish
And Is laid under the sod,
So help you God?
Jim, having given the affirmative
inswer, the 'squire turned to Bet:
Bet, will you take Jim
And cling to him,
Both out and in
Through thick and thin,
Holding him to your heart
Till death do part?
Bet modestly acquiesced, and the
newly married couple-were dlsmissel
with this "topper over all:"
Through life's alternate joy nnd
strife,
I now pronounce you man and wife.
Go up life's hill till you get to the
level,
nd salute your bride, your duaky
devil.
Let a foreman go away a few
hours and leave his men, and they
The viler a cigar a man smokes,
the nearer he comes to you while
smoking it.
When the men meet a bride, they
look at her face; the women look at
her clothes. Atchison Globe.
Studies In Natural History.
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"Oh, maramn, Isn't It queer? When I
pull pussy's tall her head squeaks."
Woman's Home Companion.
Bright Girl.
He was holding down the parlor
sofa while she was doing a piano
stunt.
"Why is It that you play only reli
gious pieces?" he queried.
"Well, you see, this is an upright
piano," she explained.
"WHERE FORTUNES
GROW ON TREES
In tho Rogue River Valley, in
Southern Oregon F. H. Hopkins in
1007, made a profit of $19,000 off
16 ncres of Winter Nolls pears
$1,187.50 nn acre. In tho same val
loy G. II. Hover bought 10 acres of
pear orchard at $5G0 an acre. Fif
toen months later tho crop brought
him $9, GOO. Eight years ago J. L.
Dumnss set out 50 acres of npples
near Bayton In the Walla Wnlla dis
trict of Southcnstorn Washington. In
tho summer of 1907. he bought 50
ncrcs of npplo orchard adjoining his
property, nt nn Investment of $18,
000. Tho apples ho picked from
theso 50 acres thnt season sold for
$10,000, and the total crop from tho
100 acres realized $52,000 n return
to tho owner of $40,000. Tho sta
tements nio Incontrovertible, but you
instantly demand "What Is tho ex
planation?" A cllmato and soil that nro cap
able of rearing such nionsteis ns the
redwood treos nnd tho sequoias,
which render measurements of veget
able giow til in other regions of this
Murk Twain on Prohibition.
"Crossing the Atlantic with Mirk
Twain last summer;'' said a W. C. T.
U. woman, "I asked his opinion of
tho prohibition law. His roply was
very characteristic,' very humorous.
" 'I am a friend of temperance, and
want it to succeed,' he said, 'but I
don't think prohibition is practical.
The Germans, 'you see, prevent it.
Look at them, I am sorry to learn
that they have Just invdnted a meth
od of making brandy out of sawdust.
Now, what chance will prohibition
have when a man can take a rip saw
and go out and got drunk with a
fenco rail? What is the good of pro
hibition If a man is able" to make
brandy smnshes out of tho shinnies
Seems Queer.
"George," confided the fiancee to her
,mother, "Is somewhat equivocal."
"What do you mean, dear?"
"Well, when I said vYes be said he
was the happiest man In the world."
1 "Yes that was the proper tiling to
say." ,
"I know. But then I told him you
wouldn't allow me to marry him for a
whole year."
"Well, what did he say?"
"He said: -Good! I shall be the
happiest man In the world for n wholo
yenr then !'" Cleveland Plain Dealer.
country puny and scant, account in
part for these bewildering figures.
But there aro obscure valleys, nar
iow nnd dlinlnutlvo, meio pockets,
between huge mountains, whore In
tho past no plant worthy of culti
vation hns found so much ns a root
hold. And it is In mnny Just such
spots as theso that tho returns per
acre nro tho hugest. Irrigation, in
inch cases Is, the romninlng factor
Mint explains the mystery Irriga
tion, which brings to tho barren soil,
full of wonderful potentialities,
water, that element which Is to ren
der It so marrelously productive.
Exchange.
Tho Danger to the Fleet.
The teui-her was telling 'the class
about the great American 'battleship
fleet now.f bound aroundr.uhe world
when she broke tho main thread of
her narrative to asks
"Children, Is there any danger to
these, precious battleships in going
around this Immense' circle?"
"Do they keep going around In one
direction all the time, teacher?" In
quired one eager pupil.
"Of course."
"Then tbey'ro liable to get dizzy!"
Judge.
And the Moon Man Laughed.
They were Jogging 'along' the old
road, and Cupid was so busy that the
young man dropphKtho lines either
sldo of tho runabout It was then
that'tho wise old nag turned lazily!
nrouna. 7 ,
"What, aro you looking nt?" queried
the owl by tho roadside. . .
"I am reading between tho Hnea,"
laughed the old nag as she gave "a
horse laugb and showed her' long yel
low ieein. ueirou Tribune, i
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With a pair of PACKARD
Shoes they arc what you
want,
Have you seen my line of
low-cuts? They are classy.
Your bosom friend,
And She Is Proud of It.
Two ladles wero lunching together
ono day when one, who Is a member
of tho Colonial Dames, said to the oth
er: "Why do you not Join the Colonial
Dames? You surely must be eligible.'"
''Oh, yes," responded her friend. "1
forget Just now tho name of my an
cestor, but I know we have been de
scending for many years." Llppin
cott's Magazine.
Wlso Old Farmer.
"Why in the world has that old
farmer n dozen pitchforks sticking in
his load of hay?" asked the astonished
tourist "Is ho crazy?"
"No; ho is wlso, stranger," replied
tho old gatekeeper at tho crossroads.
"Them thar pitchforks aro to keep
theso pesky automobiles from runnln'
into him." Chicago News.
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